Time-Lapse: 1200 lbs. of Cheese Carved

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago

One man, four days, 1,200 pounds of cheese.
There are 80 comments:
Male 24
random band

every town has THAT band
you know
that one that gives all the 16 year olds HPV or something

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Male 418
they should make a platform of crackers to display it on
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Female 168
He should have used some of those cake stabilizer things we always see.
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Male 14
I like how he had problems introducing himself. Imagine the numerous bloopers.

"My name is Troy Lambert.....Oh.....Oh that was bad, I`m giving off a bad appearance here. Lemme try that line again!"

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Female 1,395
Theres nothing i like about that.
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Female 1,264
Did anyone else think he was going to eat it?
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Male 315
Hey! Hungry people of the world! Look what WE made!
And yes - we`re throwing it away.
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Female 106
...that guy was HUGE!!! and his head was TINY! why was he using CHEESE as a medium?!? what is the world coming to?!? AGH! *pulls out pistol and shots head*
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Female 155
Davymid has alot of hostility over a cheese statue. Im sure late artists have rolling in their graves for alot worse. This is nothing to get too upset over.

Im a little impressed. Mostly annoyed. thats ALOT of cheese...i know were the land of bounty, and there are more huge blocks of cheese out there, but i think if we put our heads together it could have been put to better uses.

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Female 28
I couldn`t focus on what he was doing cause that music was so freakin bad. Whiney nails on a chalkboard. This guy really should put his talent into something lasting like clay. Same texture as cheese but not so awkward
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Male 68
not bad could have done better
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Male 244
That was kinda cool.
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Female 54
wow if i was working hard on a sculpture i`d be getting pretty annoyed if there was a band right next to me playing
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Male 1,149
This guy looks like he ate 1200 pounds of cheese.
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Male 1,085
Awww damn it. I`m lactose and tolerant. This cheese makes me sick.

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Female 254
THINK OF THE STARVING AFRICAN CHILDREN
i had to.
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Male 762
Goddamn it people are hopeless !!!!!
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Male 3,296
gosh does he eat the cheese
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Male 4,393
1. cool CHEEZE!!!
2. dilldog123
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
821 Posts Saturday, June 14, 2008 7:56:33 PM
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dilldog nobodys in the room :(

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Female 8
it gets me pissed that there are people who would need the food for actual eating purposes and they wasting 1200 lbs of cheese for bullpoo
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Male 103
Yeah seems like a weird tallent. But hey, if your good at it, make a job outta it
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Female 993
The smell after the first day must have been disgusting under all of those lights.

I wonder if they ate the leftover cheese offstage while they were carving it.

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Male 592
so yeah, I feel like making a cheezy joke right about now.
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Male 1,029
KoalaMeatPie
Male, 18-29, Canada
2050 Posts Saturday, June 14, 2008 7:33:42 PM
OMG the waste >.<
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You Canadians, always trying to get our cheese. YOU MAKE ME SICK! YOU!
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Male 1,029
Looks like he`s going to make another and eat them both.
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Male 135
He ate too much cheese...
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Male 58
even if i did y should i stop it is not up to u
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Female 532
...I thought that band was sh*t.
And that cheese looked all weird and plasticy. Urgh.
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Male 58
it is not a spam my god i just made a site cause i was bored and i need page views
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Male 41
i bet his hands smelt like chesse after that lol joke but still cool
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Male 11,740
He looked more like a world champion cheese eater. Although I`m sure he`s cut plenty of cheese in his life too.

Yes, that was a fart joke in case you were wondering.

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Female 198
what a waste of cheese
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Male 256
With the increasing rice wheat prices you would think that this sort of thing would be looked down on.
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Male 144
That was so gross, it looked cool, but it was all shiny and greasy at the end. ;-/
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Male 10,440
I hate the smell of most cheeses. I couldn`t do that.

I`d rather carve something else too. The statue of cheezy liberty isn`t too stable.

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Male 5,094
^^ I think it has to be that stout to keep standing, cheese isn`t really known for its structural integrity.

What`s up with all the spambots lately?

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Male 294
that must smell really good.
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Male 4,246
He gave Lady Liberty an impressive....figure. Seems there`s more on his mind than making art.
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Male 4,004
I knew he wasn`t going to eat the statue afterwards.
I noticed all the carvings/shreddings disappearing though.
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Male 285
that must`ve smelled after the first day. what a waste of food
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Male 1,623
Let`s watch the fat guy play with cheese.
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Female 278
gimme gimme gimme!!!! i want the cheese! well... it would have been ok if he wasnt touching it to start with, then icould have eaten it!
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Male 522
wow.. that was um... cheesy.
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Female 23
Hmm.. I personally like cheese... :P haha
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Male 483
I`ve heard of fat people cutting the cheese but this is ridiculous!
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Female 4,447
Now I`m really, *really* hungry for cheese.
Also, quit with the spamming happypeople.
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Male 83
damn he`s fat. Did he eat the residue of the carvings?
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Female 179
I was hoping I`d see a comment saying, `Thinkof all the kids starving in Africa!`

I was sadly disappointed.

I do have to say I loved the music. Never heard of the band, are they some garage band? They had to have been..

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Male 2,172
Fail.
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Male 788
Reminds me of...Simpsons!
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Male 170
I dont know look at him!

I bet all those 3 day old moldy cheese scraps didnt ALL go to waste

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Female 53
Fat man cut the cheese. < <
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Male 575
Yes cheese is the symbol of liberty in America!
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Male 1,556
He took the extra cheese and donated it to Mcidees. Then bought all the burgers in the store, FATTY.
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Male 822
i woder what would happen if someone ate all of it????
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Male 72
The epitome of america, a statue of cheese.....
It`s no wonder why we`re pretty much the fattest nation.
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Female 119
I would carve it into a bed and snuggle up with it. Hungry for a midnight snack? Chomp.
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Male 490
What i would do to have 1,200 pounds of cheese...
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Male 44
that guy could probablly eaten that whole statue of cheese in 1.5 bites
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Male 891
well, he`s got talent, that`s for sure...

but, i guess if you are the only cheese carver, you are the champion by default...

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Male 58
wow a block of cheese go to vidgamestips.weebly.com
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Male 2,551
I`d have preffered it if he made a lifesize statue in cheese of the statue of liberty with that amount of cheeze, but yeah, a little bit of a waste. Give it to the people in third world countries. D:

Not the statue.
The block of cheese.
Although I`m sure they`d appreciate either.

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Female 1,287
it was ok...i mean, it could have been bigger...

and did they fill in the huge crack (of cheese!!!!! lawrlzftw!!!!!!) no really, dud they fill in the crack with canned cheese?

but other than that...
this guy is:
amazblunderfistastical!!!!

and also fat. ;D

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Male 47
One (bored) man, 2 minutes and 28 seconds, and 1200 brain cells gone to waste..
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Male 1,853
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Male 328
at first. i thought "1200 pounds of cheese" was refering to the artist..
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Female 290
He must like cheese. A lot. Can you tell?
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Male 12,138
I can see Raphael and Donatello spinning in their graves.

And no, I`m not talking about teenage f*cking ninja turtles.

Welcome to the post-renaissance, where we celebrate Jackass, American Idol, the intretubes, and carving a pillar of cheese.

I`m going to bed. If you read about a suicide somewhere in Europasiamiddleeastchinaland tomorrow involving 65 self-inflicted stab wounds, that was me.

Peace out.

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Female 1,212
I can`t help but think what a waste of food. It was cool, but a waste of food.
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Male 1,584
meh this vid was kind of cheesy
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Female 15,763
It was all shiny in the end... eeeeh ew.
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Female 272
Nom nom nom...yummy statue...
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Male 475
wat did he do with the cheese that got cut off? and i can see 100`s of fat jokes of the guy coming
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Male 2,576
dilldog123:
It`s not to show killing is wrong, it`s o prevent more killing.

Supposedly.

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Male 100
i do suppose you can carve anything
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Male 2,576
How does one become a "Champion cheese carver"
How does one Discover this talent?

See, some people go to college, become lawyers, dentists, Mechanical Engineers, physicists, etc.

then you have this guy.

This guy carves cheese.

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Male 1,853
with his size, he probably DID eat it all.
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Male 1,228
I thought it meant he was gonna eat it. I am now disappointed.
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Male 2,576
OMG the waste >.<
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Male 19,839
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