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Date: 06/14/08 07:31 PM

80 Responses to Time-Lapse: 1200 lbs. of Cheese Carved

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    June 14, 2008 at 10:27 am
    Link: Time-Lapse: 1200 lbs. of Cheese Carved - One man, four days, 1,200 pounds of cheese.
  2. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    OMG the waste >.<
  3. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    I thought it meant he was gonna eat it. I am now disappointed.
  4. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    with his size, he probably DID eat it all.
  5. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    How does one become a "Champion cheese carver"
    How does one Discover this talent?

    See, some people go to college, become lawyers, dentists, Mechanical Engineers, physicists, etc.

    then you have this guy.

    This guy carves cheese.

  6. Profile photo of DeepFryer7
    DeepFryer7 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    i do suppose you can carve anything
  7. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    dilldog123:
    It`s not to show killing is wrong, it`s o prevent more killing.

    Supposedly.

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    tommy419 Male 13-17
    475 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    wat did he do with the cheese that got cut off? and i can see 100`s of fat jokes of the guy coming
  9. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    Nom nom nom...yummy statue...
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    June 14, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    It was all shiny in the end... eeeeh ew.
  11. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    meh this vid was kind of cheesy
  12. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
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    June 14, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    I can`t help but think what a waste of food. It was cool, but a waste of food.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 14, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    I can see Raphael and Donatello spinning in their graves.

    And no, I`m not talking about teenage f*cking ninja turtles.

    Welcome to the post-renaissance, where we celebrate Jackass, American Idol, the intretubes, and carving a pillar of cheese.

    I`m going to bed. If you read about a suicide somewhere in Europasiamiddleeastchinaland tomorrow involving 65 self-inflicted stab wounds, that was me.

    Peace out.

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    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    He must like cheese. A lot. Can you tell?
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    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    at first. i thought "1200 pounds of cheese" was refering to the artist..
  16. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    ghetto fabulous IAB JAVA chatroom.
    http://home.comcast.net/~jdotjdot89/Random/IAB.html
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    jangofett600 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    One (bored) man, 2 minutes and 28 seconds, and 1200 brain cells gone to waste..
  18. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    it was ok...i mean, it could have been bigger...

    and did they fill in the huge crack (of cheese!!!!! lawrlzftw!!!!!!) no really, dud they fill in the crack with canned cheese?

    but other than that...
    this guy is:
    amazblunderfistastical!!!!

    and also fat. ;D

  19. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    I`d have preffered it if he made a lifesize statue in cheese of the statue of liberty with that amount of cheeze, but yeah, a little bit of a waste. Give it to the people in third world countries. D:

    Not the statue.
    The block of cheese.
    Although I`m sure they`d appreciate either.

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    happypeople Male 13-17
    58 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    wow a block of cheese go to vidgamestips.weebly.com
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    duckinfuh Male 18-29
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    June 14, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    well, he`s got talent, that`s for sure...

    but, i guess if you are the only cheese carver, you are the champion by default...

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    metallica_14 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    that guy could probablly eaten that whole statue of cheese in 1.5 bites
  23. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    What i would do to have 1,200 pounds of cheese...
  24. Profile photo of tis
    tis Female 18-29
    119 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    I would carve it into a bed and snuggle up with it. Hungry for a midnight snack? Chomp.
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    bcmctooter Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    The epitome of america, a statue of cheese.....
    It`s no wonder why we`re pretty much the fattest nation.
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    wowibrandon Male 13-17
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    June 14, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    i woder what would happen if someone ate all of it????
  27. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    June 14, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    He took the extra cheese and donated it to Mcidees. Then bought all the burgers in the store, FATTY.
  28. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    Yes cheese is the symbol of liberty in America!
  29. Profile photo of Mustard4242
    Mustard4242 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    Fat man cut the cheese. < <
  30. Profile photo of RodneyJason
    RodneyJason Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:29 pm
    I dont know look at him!

    I bet all those 3 day old moldy cheese scraps didnt ALL go to waste

  31. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    Reminds me of...Simpsons!
  32. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
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    June 14, 2008 at 9:51 pm
    Fail.
  33. Profile photo of Rifle_Chic
    Rifle_Chic Female 13-17
    179 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    I was hoping I`d see a comment saying, `Thinkof all the kids starving in Africa!`

    I was sadly disappointed.

    I do have to say I loved the music. Never heard of the band, are they some garage band? They had to have been..

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    arasheht Male 18-29
    83 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 10:25 pm
    damn he`s fat. Did he eat the residue of the carvings?
  35. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 10:38 pm
    Now I`m really, *really* hungry for cheese.
    Also, quit with the spamming happypeople.
  36. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    I`ve heard of fat people cutting the cheese but this is ridiculous!
  37. Profile photo of aqua_de_polo
    aqua_de_polo Female 13-17
    23 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    Hmm.. I personally like cheese... :P haha
  38. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 12:16 am
    wow.. that was um... cheesy.
  39. Profile photo of jojoabobo
    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    278 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 1:00 am
    gimme gimme gimme!!!! i want the cheese! well... it would have been ok if he wasnt touching it to start with, then icould have eaten it!
  40. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 1:35 am
    Let`s watch the fat guy play with cheese.
  41. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:44 am
    that must`ve smelled after the first day. what a waste of food
  42. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    June 15, 2008 at 3:53 am
    I knew he wasn`t going to eat the statue afterwards.
    I noticed all the carvings/shreddings disappearing though.
  43. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 4:09 am
    He gave Lady Liberty an impressive....figure. Seems there`s more on his mind than making art.
  44. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 5:27 am
    that must smell really good.
  45. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 5:29 am
    ^^ I think it has to be that stout to keep standing, cheese isn`t really known for its structural integrity.

    What`s up with all the spambots lately?

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:04 am
    I hate the smell of most cheeses. I couldn`t do that.

    I`d rather carve something else too. The statue of cheezy liberty isn`t too stable.

  47. Profile photo of XxNaruNaruxX
    XxNaruNaruxX Male 13-17
    144 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:23 am
    That was so gross, it looked cool, but it was all shiny and greasy at the end. ;-/
  48. Profile photo of jsatan
    jsatan Male 18-29
    256 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:50 am
    With the increasing rice wheat prices you would think that this sort of thing would be looked down on.
  49. Profile photo of Clarkie_3
    Clarkie_3 Female 13-17
    198 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 7:43 am
    what a waste of cheese
  50. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 7:45 am
    He looked more like a world champion cheese eater. Although I`m sure he`s cut plenty of cheese in his life too.

    Yes, that was a fart joke in case you were wondering.

  51. Profile photo of blu3boy1878
    blu3boy1878 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 8:00 am
    i bet his hands smelt like chesse after that lol joke but still cool
  52. Profile photo of happypeople
    happypeople Male 13-17
    58 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 8:00 am
    it is not a spam my god i just made a site cause i was bored and i need page views
  53. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 8:22 am
    ...I thought that band was sh*t.
    And that cheese looked all weird and plasticy. Urgh.
  54. Profile photo of happypeople
    happypeople Male 13-17
    58 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 8:23 am
    even if i did y should i stop it is not up to u
  55. Profile photo of MBlazel
    MBlazel Male 13-17
    135 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 8:23 am
    He ate too much cheese...
  56. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    June 15, 2008 at 8:44 am
    Looks like he`s going to make another and eat them both.
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    June 15, 2008 at 8:48 am
    KoalaMeatPie
    Male, 18-29, Canada
    2050 Posts Saturday, June 14, 2008 7:33:42 PM
    OMG the waste >.<
    ----------------
    You Canadians, always trying to get our cheese. YOU MAKE ME SICK! YOU!
  58. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 9:23 am
    so yeah, I feel like making a cheezy joke right about now.
  59. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    993 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 9:30 am
    The smell after the first day must have been disgusting under all of those lights.

    I wonder if they ate the leftover cheese offstage while they were carving it.

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    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 10:14 am
    Yeah seems like a weird tallent. But hey, if your good at it, make a job outta it
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    okrittyo Female 18-29
    8 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 11:20 am
    it gets me pissed that there are people who would need the food for actual eating purposes and they wasting 1200 lbs of cheese for bullpoo
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 11:46 am
    1. cool CHEEZE!!!
    2. dilldog123
    Male, 13-17, Midwest US
    821 Posts Saturday, June 14, 2008 7:56:33 PM
    ghetto fabulous IAB JAVA chatroom.

    dilldog nobodys in the room :(

  63. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 11:59 am
    gosh does he eat the cheese
  64. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    Goddamn it people are hopeless !!!!!
  65. Profile photo of hooray4hazel
    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    254 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    THINK OF THE STARVING AFRICAN CHILDREN
    i had to.
  66. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    Awww damn it. I`m lactose and tolerant. This cheese makes me sick.

  67. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
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    June 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    This guy looks like he ate 1200 pounds of cheese.
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    Kimlovesme12 Female 13-17
    54 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    wow if i was working hard on a sculpture i`d be getting pretty annoyed if there was a band right next to me playing
  69. Profile photo of jeswra
    jeswra Male 18-29
    244 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    That was kinda cool.
  70. Profile photo of Xerxes860
    Xerxes860 Male 30-39
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    June 15, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    not bad could have done better
  71. Profile photo of Snowflakish
    Snowflakish Female 18-29
    28 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    I couldn`t focus on what he was doing cause that music was so freakin bad. Whiney nails on a chalkboard. This guy really should put his talent into something lasting like clay. Same texture as cheese but not so awkward
  72. Profile photo of wednesday_52
    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
    155 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Davymid has alot of hostility over a cheese statue. Im sure late artists have rolling in their graves for alot worse. This is nothing to get too upset over.

    Im a little impressed. Mostly annoyed. thats ALOT of cheese...i know were the land of bounty, and there are more huge blocks of cheese out there, but i think if we put our heads together it could have been put to better uses.

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    tombombadil Female 13-17
    106 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    ...that guy was HUGE!!! and his head was TINY! why was he using CHEESE as a medium?!? what is the world coming to?!? AGH! *pulls out pistol and shots head*
  74. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    Hey! Hungry people of the world! Look what WE made!
    And yes - we`re throwing it away.
  75. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 3:35 am
    Did anyone else think he was going to eat it?
  76. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:46 am
    Theres nothing i like about that.
  77. Profile photo of Surfer_Gaz
    Surfer_Gaz Male 13-17
    14 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:14 am
    I like how he had problems introducing himself. Imagine the numerous bloopers.

    "My name is Troy Lambert.....Oh.....Oh that was bad, I`m giving off a bad appearance here. Lemme try that line again!"

  78. Profile photo of lava_tomato
    lava_tomato Female 13-17
    168 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    He should have used some of those cake stabilizer things we always see.
  79. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    418 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    they should make a platform of crackers to display it on
  80. Profile photo of NeatNeatNeat
    NeatNeatNeat Male 18-29
    24 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 2:04 am
    random band

    every town has THAT band
    you know
    that one that gives all the 16 year olds HPV or something

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