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Date: 06/14/08 09:02 PM

50 Responses to Things You Can`t Do as a Stormtrooper

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    Link: Things You Can`t Do as a Stormtrooper - You can do lots of killing and rebel-crushing. However, thanks to that armor, there are some basic things you can`t do.
  2. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Fancylad that failed. Its more like THING.
  3. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1112 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    as a stormtrooper, i take offense, i can do all those things.
  4. Profile photo of marktech101
    marktech101 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    Lol who really does that anyway?
  5. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:16 pm
    The pilate trainer was clearly rebel scum. Why the trooper didn`t blast him on sight is a mystery.
  6. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    silly storm troopers.
  7. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    haha good stuff i want one of those costumes!
  8. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    Hahahahaha.
    I laughed when that guy said "Pilate-size"
  9. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:39 pm
    I loled at the pilate guy. :D Oh yes. I am READY to pilate-size.

    Also....Stormtroopers ftw <3

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    vancouverite Female 18-29
    250 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    video no longer availible :(
  11. Profile photo of Soytoast
    Soytoast Male 13-17
    17 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:51 pm
    Luke, use the ball...
  12. Profile photo of metallica_14
    metallica_14 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    the funniest part was at the end when he said "uh-oh Mayday!"
  13. Profile photo of vancouverite
    vancouverite Female 18-29
    250 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    cool, it is working now
  14. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 10:02 pm
    metallica_14: "the funniest part was at the end when he said `uh-oh Mayday!`"

    qft. that is all.

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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 10:46 pm
    *headdesk* Right, we get the point metallica14. Maybe you and happypeople could go spam someone else? Just an idea...

    As for this vid, I was disappointed that pilates was the only thing he wasn`t doing. I was hoping for more.

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 11:04 pm
    Now they know what to throw at stormtroopers.
    Haha! Poor little storm trooper.
  17. Profile photo of jakobe
    jakobe Male 18-29
    57 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 11:37 pm
    `bout as funny as a poop stain
  18. Profile photo of TYPHOON
    TYPHOON Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 12:07 am
    im gunna have to test their theory... some1 get me a storm trooper suit
  19. Profile photo of FranWins
    FranWins Female 18-29
    127 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 12:30 am
    Fail.
  20. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 12:44 am
    The reason the storm trooper didn`t shoot the rebel pilate-cizer is because... well... he`d miss. That`s what storm troopers do. They miss. A lot.
  21. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 2:27 am
    You forgot this one Look at the Stormtrooper on the right at 10 secs.
  22. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:28 am
    pah, i did all those things in a storm trooper suit back in `nam
  23. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    287 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:48 am
    i loved it how the geek on the tv had the girl do all the demonstartion wile he just talked.

    fail

  24. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:48 am
    That video lacked funny.
    The intro was too long and slow.
    The video was stupid and didn`t even make me pretend to be amused...
    No jerking off jokes, no can`t go pee jokes, no jokes at all...
  25. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:49 am
    TK-421, why aren`t you at your post?? TK-421, respond!! >-(
  26. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 4:41 am
    Those are just things a person in a fake Stormtrooper costume can`t do. The real thing is actually quite flexible. Jees, and you people call yourselves fans.
  27. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 5:58 am
    suxks
  28. Profile photo of Baldie1029
    Baldie1029 Male 13-17
    65 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:29 am
    i only saw that the storm trooper couldnt do one thing...and that was pilate-cize. and really not all that funny i was kinda hopeing that he would blast the TV but all he did was shoot his ceiling
  29. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:35 am
    whats with all the spamming? Fancy - fix it. plz. Or else.

    Also I kinda thought eating and going to the bathroom would be more important than palates.

  30. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 7:58 am
    or else what? he`ll get 1 less user? OH NOES because hes going to lose one hit from his website....nice internet threat lazy me.


    and the video was crap.

  31. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 8:10 am
    JAY, that a goof?

    This topic fails me.

    Curses, where are Fancy`s appointed mods when you need them?

  32. Profile photo of happypeople
    happypeople Male 13-17
    58 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 8:24 am
    well ani187 it is not up to u it is up to i-am-bored and i am in the process of becoming there friend
  33. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 8:43 am
    IkeRay I got far more from the spam then from your pathetic post. No one gives a damn what you think.
  34. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    995 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 9:01 am
    I really want to PILATE-CIZE now.
  35. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 9:11 am
    Wasn`t he a little short to be a storm trooper?
  36. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 10:28 am
    I want to see "Things you can`t do in a pool as a storm trooper".
  37. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    haha failure
  38. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    Hahaha. Ball push ups.
  39. Profile photo of vidman
    vidman Male 40-49
    18 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    Yeah, I was waiting for him to blast the T.V., lol!...
  40. Profile photo of basketb-chic
    basketb-chic Female 13-17
    139 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    This made me smile! :D
  41. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    ya was expecting jerking off too
    LAMEEE
  42. Profile photo of jcp
    jcp Female 18-29
    78 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    now, lets do our tushie circles...
  43. Profile photo of pinker
    pinker Female 18-29
    427 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    You forget the most important thing you can`t do as a Stormtrooper

    Shoot Luke

  44. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    that was the mistake i was thinking about to J4Y!
  45. Profile photo of tombombadil
    tombombadil Female 13-17
    106 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    ^ same here, gotta love the sound it makes too, and how the others don`t seem to care
  46. Profile photo of tombombadil
    tombombadil Female 13-17
    106 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    ^ same here, gotta love the sound it makes too, and how the others don`t seem to care
  47. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    Thatcould have been so much better
  48. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:17 am
    Um....that was really lame.
  49. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    that was so lame omg so so bad

    we need to mod this

  50. Profile photo of godamoungppl
    godamoungppl Male 13-17
    156 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    and that is why the empire lost

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