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Date: 06/23/08 04:32 PM

63 Responses to The People Vs. Metal Singer Skitzo

  1. Profile photo of APWFAN69
    APWFAN69 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Link: The People Vs. Metal Singer Skitzo - Thrash metal singer Lance Skitzo sued for assault. What`s Mr. Skitzo`s weapon of choice? You`ll never guess.
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    Ches47 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    0_o

    Note to self: Don`t go see skitzo.

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    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    Oh how i love judge Judy =]
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    fxckingbored Male 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    love the face he gives when she says hes not heard of at the end
    its all

    = 0

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    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    She knew the whole time:
    -He invited her on stage
    -She just stood there as he got weird
    -He pukes on her
    -She runs away

    She knew it was coming.

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    Deejay89 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    Just get over it, pay the 500$ and update all posters to *IF YOU COME ON STAGE OR ARE IN FRONT ROW YOU WILL GET PUKED ON*...Pretty simple.
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    ShakeNBake Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    ewwww what a dumbass of him saying she knew it was coming
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    Well at least it wasn`t a 14-year-old girl, m i rite? :D

    Anyhow, had that been me I prolly would`ve puked right back at him.
    I have absolutely NO stomach for that kind of stuff. I once saw chili that had been spilled on the floor and almost lost it.
    Puking is disgusting, and for a guy who supposedly does it so often, he`s rather... portly...
    And I love how he acts like she`s supposed to be flattered or something because he regurgitated his dinner all over her. Classy.

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    steve71 Male 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    He should have lied and said he threw up accidentally because he was sick. Because if he still got charged with assault, ill find somebody who is about to throw up, sit in front of it, then sue them for assault.
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    KatieA718 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    what a stupid biotch...if ur going to any concert with a band named SKITZO u should really expect some sort of foul stage antics. Dont go to a heavy metal (or maybe in this case Death Metal?? IDK) if you arent prepared to c a bats head bitten off, some blood shed, some bodily fluids being tossed around, or any of that other nastiness.
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    KatieA718 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    oo and I forgot to add: There were posters all over that show a picture of him puking on somebody. Thats usually a sign that the band your about to see is into some really nasty stuff and u should stay as far away from possible to the front of the stage
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    exeter_blue Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    "Note to self: Don`t go see skitzo."

    agreed

    XD

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    Wow... NEVER going there. D:
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    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    I definitely could`ve won that for him. There`s got to be some understood agreement when you go UP ON STAGE with a metal band.
    You`re not up there to swing around a tambourine. Something scary is gonna happen. Someone`s gonna bite a bat head off, or jump 60ft into the crowd or headwalk or something.
    Don`t be retarded.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Judge Judy, automatic fail.
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    AlfishKK Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    So... it`s part of the act to pull a girl on stage and vomit on her? What the hell kind of club is this?! I think it`s a safe bet that no one expects to be intentionally vomited upon in front of a crowd.

    The posters had a pretty small picture, so she wouldn`t have noticed it unless she examined them closely. What a pathetic band--the only reason they draw a crowd is shock value, and being sued on Judge Judy is the most fame this man will get in his life.

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    LastThorn Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    This is why I listen to country music.
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    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    508 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    ^ C.unt-tree music?
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    no skitzo 4 me....
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    eladrelkce Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    WTF! No one should be expecting to be puked on when they are on any stage unless its by accident. Its no wonder why no one has heard of his "band" of sickos.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    wow he was tossing his hair so much I was beginning to think I was watching a shampoo ad O.o
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    Baconeater Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    their music must be pretty bad if they hafta puke on people to be famous (or infamous)
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    ..all he did was puke on her. That`s not shocking. Without getting into the hows or whys, let me just say I`ve seen worse.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    considering the type of club it had to be for them to be performing there she should know how crazy the scene can get sometimes, now if your some leftover wreckage from the 1800´s like her and that judge tried to come across as, you should rather go to your shiny opera house or whatever than a heavy metal concert in whats prob not a fancy dinner club but rather a REAL club, and defo not push yourself to the front of the crowd unless you want to be part of the action. Idiots.
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    Richie_Mc Male 30-39
    41 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    GET THIS !! his voice reminded me of this guy from ages ago,,, THIS GUY IS HIM, HE IS ALSO CALLED LANCE ! so this you tube clip was fake then?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19...
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    scorpio89 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    I don`t know why some people are saying this woman is a "stupid biotch". Yes, you expect some antics if you`re called on stage.. but being vomitted on is definately not one of them.
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    Richie_Mc Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    Check My quote at bottom of page one click on link... the guy is a turd !
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    Jadesy Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    Dude. I don`t care if it`s the death..y..est...death metal concert ever, no one expects to be puked on, especially if they have never seen the band that does it before. She had never been to the club before, and she went up to probably do something fun, maybe weird. And it`s not like you go running and screaming when someone who has pulled you up on stage looks at you oddly. You stay and see what happens, why? Because you`re curious and you -have no idea what`s going on-. It`s human nature. Also, those posters weren`t posters. I would call them flyers maybe? They were teeny. And I imagine it wasn`t all bright and shiney in the club, so I couldn`t blame her if she didn`t see them. Lance or whatever got what he deserved, and I agree with Judge Judy. I would have asked for a -lot- more money.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    first point, if you dont know the band or the scene, you stand back and observe. Do something fun or weird, she got exactly that, the true fans of that band would probably have paid to be in her place. The way she spoke of it and handled it made her come across as either someone in a child like state of mind or a leftover relic from eras past. Curiousity is a emotion and emotion and instinct though basis nature can be controlled. There is no arguement against that as it is what sets humans apart from other animals. Poster size: why lug a massive poster about when a small printout form is much more handy and fills the same role perfectly? Bright and shiny in the club, of course not, if you go to a bright shiny metal concert its most likely open air in day time, any halfways proper club of that scene wouldnt have the lights blazing, that wrecks the atmosphere entirely, yet theres still posters outside where it is lit usually, lack of observation is something one can only blame on their
  30. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    own self. Whether or not his actions are ethical or proper or such is open for debate, for the fans of lance they most likely are, for the outsider they might not be, but felling a judgement over them is something that shouldnt be done. Different people will have different tastes and to expect others to conform fully to your standards is simply ignorant and snotty. In any case, i still judge this woman a idiot for not doing 2 simple things, paying attention and thinking, neither of them are very hard to do and the judge silly for trying to use that she had never heard of the band as a form of reasoning, i havent either to be honest, but none the less i would probably look around for something about them or just stick somewhere away from the front of the stage where all the die hard fans usually are and just watch to get a impression and if i like then maybe i´ll push to the front, and hey, the world is a crazy place, thats a fact of life.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    It was assault. Simple.

    We can get thrown in the lock-up for simply SPITTING on a cop, so good on her for suing him.

    Her intelligence has nothing to do with it, the facts are: He assaulted her.

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    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    Judge Judy rocks
  33. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    a fact by YOUR definition, yes, but by other peoples? In my opinion its a prime example of idiocy at best. I think they should refocus laws to take into account that not everyone is a factory stamped drone but that cultures and subcultures exist with their own ways and rights, but then again, with today´s bullpoo i bet some idiot would claim that that hurts them somehow and try to sue me for stating it.
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    itsdrew Male 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    ew.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    If some wanker threw up on me and ruined my clothes, damn straight I would make him pay for it. If I go to a concert I do not expect to get thrown up on.

    And it`s not a fact by MY definition, it`s the law.

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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    If you go to a concert you make sure you know what your going to as it costs to get in usually, and even if its a for free concert you do so to make sure your not wasting your time on something that is nt to your taste.
    And as to the law, read up, also note that blindly following the law has dire consequences typically, and also note that using the law when only convinient to you is about the behaviour one would expect of people inable to deal with situations or problems in a civilized and proper manner on their own, rather reminds me of those whiny children who run to their mother every time they dont get exactly what they want or when theyre scolded for something that only theyre to blame for.
    He was capable of presenting proof that this was part of his act(according to this segment we´ve seen), and she was not capable of proving that she had any idea of what she was taking part in. It about grinds down to acting like a sheep and following without thinking.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    Also note that i dont agree with his action, but that doesnt mean i´ll defend utter ignorance and idiocy either. You act stupid and dont pay attention to what your doing, you can only expect something bad to happen.
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    Jadesy Female 18-29
    154 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    Okay. So....her not wanting to get thrown up on makes her a sheep/factory stamped drone? The guy -threw up on her-. I like metal. I do. But I would freak out if I got thrown up on. If their music is good enough, maybe they get forgiven, but I still freak out. And she didn`t know the damn band! Maybe she wanted a new experience, and maybe she even liked the music and that`s why she decided to go up? I can`t remember if she said she liked them or not. But -come on-. Why doesn`t he pick someone that looks like a hardcore fan and like they might know what`s going on? Unless that`s part of the show or something "OHMYGODSHEDOESNTKNOWWHATSGOINGTOHAPPENLOLOLOLOL".
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    Jadesy Female 18-29
    154 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    Oh and I don`t think she was going to a concert, I`m pretty sure she was going out...for dinner. I imagine it either ended up on stage with Lance`s, or she lost her appetite.
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    wormboii Male 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    wtf thats the dude from
    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
    the vomit van gough!!! LOL. crazy.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    what happened to your earlier arguement about the inside of such clubs not being so well lit? I´ll say that my usual hangout isnt so well lit and you cant exactly tell much about how anyone looks(much to your regret usually also if your stupid enough to make out with someone before heading outside for some air with them first)
    Also note that as i said, its usually the hardcore fans who are at the front anyways, she couldve backed off, and thinking it might be a "elvis" style move should already tell you that she aint exactly the brightest of bulbs, or newest at that.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    and if your going out for dinner...what in hells name would you be doing at any place where you can expect a metal band like that to perform...? The most food you can get at them places is usually alcohol and at best maybe a sandwich.
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    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    The band has been around for 20 yrs. OK, that means the band SUCKS!!!! Otherwise, they would be a household name!!! The guy is an ugly gross pig! Can you just imagine the bimbo`s this moron gets????
    Can`t imagine the mentality of his fans....Idiots!
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    Jadesy Female 18-29
    154 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    You got the point on the lights with the signs outside thing, so I let it go. And maybe she was a little `weird` or not the brightest bulb in the box...but he threw up on her. Lookit. THREW. UP. ON. HER. And I just watched it again, and I guess they stopped at the club? Iiii dunno. Honestly if I wasn`t shy and I had been in her place, I would have gone up. And got puked on and freaked out and possibly cried. Why would I have gone up in the first place without knowing them though? Well...everyone else seems to like it, and I`ve never seen anyone get puked on in front of an audience on purpose, so what`s the worst that could happen? Also on the dinner place thing, she didn`t expect it/them to be there. I remember she said she had never been there before. She also said it was a dinner club....which is a weird place for a thrash band to play D: I don`t know. I just think he should a)choose people from the audience more wisely or b) stop..throwing up on people D: It`s just so..icky.-flails-
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    Jadesy Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    And I don`t think his fans are idiots, or stupid...they just like seeing someone get pwned by throwup. Unless they want thrown up on..I...just...can`t comprehend that.. -shudders-
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    Oh the joy of being puked on. :)
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    "And I don`t think his fans are idiots, or stupid...they just like seeing someone get pwned by throwup. Unless they want thrown up on..I...just...can`t comprehend that.. -shudders-"

    Oh god I never even thought of that... blegh :o

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    Jadesy Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    ^^ I can just imagine the lady`s thoughts though... >.> "Hey..he wants me on stage! Wewt..lemme just get up there...aww he helped me so nice.....Why the hell is he looking at me like that?...Oh god, the crowd is cheering something is about to hap--*BAUUUGH* OH GOD OH MARY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST!"
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    digganob Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    So if you went to a restaurant where a rap group was performing, and they had posters on the walls of themselves holding guns and shooting at people, would you expect to get shot at during that concert?
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    APWFAN69 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    Look @ Gwar!!!! Same F^^Kin thing...They sprey Blood on the crowed and no one cares?? Think about it same thing but barf
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    Jadesy Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    Gwar doesn`t spray actual blood on people do they?
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    Lathyris Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2008 at 12:30 am
    Lol, yeah I hate Judge Judy.
    But she has a good point.
    Metal fan here... and damn, come on people. If you`re good at what you do you know the risks of this kind of performance and you know the cost. And if you`re GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO you can afford it. Say ok, $500? Here ya go. I`m gonna go do another show where I make a few thousand. KTHXBYE
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    Richie_Mc Male 30-39
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    June 24, 2008 at 1:41 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19...
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    Richie_Mc Male 30-39
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    June 24, 2008 at 1:42 am
    Sorry... this one works www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19YU
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    June 24, 2008 at 7:19 am
    Nobody is more awesome than Judge Judy!
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    binxyboo Female 30-39
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    June 24, 2008 at 8:27 am
    so, looking through the comments, he drank IPECAC for $500, has a metal band, sells vomit art work, been on Ripleys believe it or not, and I just found him on Jerry Springer
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=U6p_5TtXNX...

    I think he is a media wh*re

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    Mirokufan Male 13-17
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    June 24, 2008 at 9:18 am
    The IPECAC thing wasn`t a real show.
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    APWFAN69 Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2008 at 9:30 am
    http://youtube.com/user/SkitzoUTUBE to check out SKitzo Band on U tube...the IPECAC thing was a movie natil` ampoon LOST REALITY
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    buttersisluv Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2008 at 10:50 am
    I`ve heard of worse things happening on stage.
    That is pretty nasty, though.
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    APWFAN69 Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    Gwar does the same thing like i said watch this http://youtube.com/watch?v=HtRANf42vTA

    so yea

    check out his music @ www.skitzo.biz
    http://youtube.com/user/SkitzoUTUBE

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    APWFAN69 Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    vomit is reall
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    PPPRULE Female 13-17
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    June 24, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    "` note to self :dont see skitso: `"
    "agreed"

    I agree too :-O :-X

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    coolbananas Female 18-29
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    June 25, 2008 at 1:28 am
    haha

    loser

    =)

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