The People Vs. Metal Singer Skitzo

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Thrash metal singer Lance Skitzo sued for assault. What"s Mr. Skitzo"s weapon of choice? You"ll never guess.
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Female 859
haha

loser

=)

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Female 227
"` note to self :dont see skitso: `"
"agreed"

I agree too :-O :-X

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Male 13
vomit is reall
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Male 13
Gwar does the same thing like i said watch this http://youtube.com/watch?v=HtRANf42vTA

so yea

check out his music @ www.skitzo.biz
http://youtube.com/user/SkitzoUTUBE

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Female 362
I`ve heard of worse things happening on stage.
That is pretty nasty, though.
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Male 13
http://youtube.com/user/SkitzoUTUBE to check out SKitzo Band on U tube...the IPECAC thing was a movie natil` ampoon LOST REALITY
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Male 77
The IPECAC thing wasn`t a real show.
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Female 109
so, looking through the comments, he drank IPECAC for $500, has a metal band, sells vomit art work, been on Ripleys believe it or not, and I just found him on Jerry Springer
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=U6p_5TtXNX...

I think he is a media wh*re

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Male 4,594
Nobody is more awesome than Judge Judy!
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Male 41
Sorry... this one works www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19YU
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Male 65
Lol, yeah I hate Judge Judy.
But she has a good point.
Metal fan here... and damn, come on people. If you`re good at what you do you know the risks of this kind of performance and you know the cost. And if you`re GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO you can afford it. Say ok, $500? Here ya go. I`m gonna go do another show where I make a few thousand. KTHXBYE
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Female 154
Gwar doesn`t spray actual blood on people do they?
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Male 13
Look @ Gwar!!!! Same F^^Kin thing...They sprey Blood on the crowed and no one cares?? Think about it same thing but barf
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Male 135
So if you went to a restaurant where a rap group was performing, and they had posters on the walls of themselves holding guns and shooting at people, would you expect to get shot at during that concert?
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Female 154
^^ I can just imagine the lady`s thoughts though... >.> "Hey..he wants me on stage! Wewt..lemme just get up there...aww he helped me so nice.....Why the hell is he looking at me like that?...Oh god, the crowd is cheering something is about to hap--*BAUUUGH* OH GOD OH MARY MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST!"
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Female 4,197
"And I don`t think his fans are idiots, or stupid...they just like seeing someone get pwned by throwup. Unless they want thrown up on..I...just...can`t comprehend that.. -shudders-"

Oh god I never even thought of that... blegh :o

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Female 2,289
Oh the joy of being puked on. :)
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Female 154
And I don`t think his fans are idiots, or stupid...they just like seeing someone get pwned by throwup. Unless they want thrown up on..I...just...can`t comprehend that.. -shudders-
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Female 154
You got the point on the lights with the signs outside thing, so I let it go. And maybe she was a little `weird` or not the brightest bulb in the box...but he threw up on her. Lookit. THREW. UP. ON. HER. And I just watched it again, and I guess they stopped at the club? Iiii dunno. Honestly if I wasn`t shy and I had been in her place, I would have gone up. And got puked on and freaked out and possibly cried. Why would I have gone up in the first place without knowing them though? Well...everyone else seems to like it, and I`ve never seen anyone get puked on in front of an audience on purpose, so what`s the worst that could happen? Also on the dinner place thing, she didn`t expect it/them to be there. I remember she said she had never been there before. She also said it was a dinner club....which is a weird place for a thrash band to play D: I don`t know. I just think he should a)choose people from the audience more wisely or b) stop..throwing up on people D: It`s just so..icky.-flails-
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Female 466
The band has been around for 20 yrs. OK, that means the band SUCKS!!!! Otherwise, they would be a household name!!! The guy is an ugly gross pig! Can you just imagine the bimbo`s this moron gets????
Can`t imagine the mentality of his fans....Idiots!
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Male 2,160
and if your going out for dinner...what in hells name would you be doing at any place where you can expect a metal band like that to perform...? The most food you can get at them places is usually alcohol and at best maybe a sandwich.
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Male 2,160
what happened to your earlier arguement about the inside of such clubs not being so well lit? I´ll say that my usual hangout isnt so well lit and you cant exactly tell much about how anyone looks(much to your regret usually also if your stupid enough to make out with someone before heading outside for some air with them first)
Also note that as i said, its usually the hardcore fans who are at the front anyways, she couldve backed off, and thinking it might be a "elvis" style move should already tell you that she aint exactly the brightest of bulbs, or newest at that.
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Male 14
wtf thats the dude from
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
the vomit van gough!!! LOL. crazy.
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Female 154
Oh and I don`t think she was going to a concert, I`m pretty sure she was going out...for dinner. I imagine it either ended up on stage with Lance`s, or she lost her appetite.
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Female 154
Okay. So....her not wanting to get thrown up on makes her a sheep/factory stamped drone? The guy -threw up on her-. I like metal. I do. But I would freak out if I got thrown up on. If their music is good enough, maybe they get forgiven, but I still freak out. And she didn`t know the damn band! Maybe she wanted a new experience, and maybe she even liked the music and that`s why she decided to go up? I can`t remember if she said she liked them or not. But -come on-. Why doesn`t he pick someone that looks like a hardcore fan and like they might know what`s going on? Unless that`s part of the show or something "OHMYGODSHEDOESNTKNOWWHATSGOINGTOHAPPENLOLOLOLOL".
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Male 2,160
Also note that i dont agree with his action, but that doesnt mean i´ll defend utter ignorance and idiocy either. You act stupid and dont pay attention to what your doing, you can only expect something bad to happen.
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Male 2,160
If you go to a concert you make sure you know what your going to as it costs to get in usually, and even if its a for free concert you do so to make sure your not wasting your time on something that is nt to your taste.
And as to the law, read up, also note that blindly following the law has dire consequences typically, and also note that using the law when only convinient to you is about the behaviour one would expect of people inable to deal with situations or problems in a civilized and proper manner on their own, rather reminds me of those whiny children who run to their mother every time they dont get exactly what they want or when theyre scolded for something that only theyre to blame for.
He was capable of presenting proof that this was part of his act(according to this segment we´ve seen), and she was not capable of proving that she had any idea of what she was taking part in. It about grinds down to acting like a sheep and following without thinking.
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Female 4,197
If some wanker threw up on me and ruined my clothes, damn straight I would make him pay for it. If I go to a concert I do not expect to get thrown up on.

And it`s not a fact by MY definition, it`s the law.

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Male 1,109
ew.
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Male 2,160
a fact by YOUR definition, yes, but by other peoples? In my opinion its a prime example of idiocy at best. I think they should refocus laws to take into account that not everyone is a factory stamped drone but that cultures and subcultures exist with their own ways and rights, but then again, with today´s bullpoo i bet some idiot would claim that that hurts them somehow and try to sue me for stating it.
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Male 1,036
Judge Judy rocks
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Female 4,197
It was assault. Simple.

We can get thrown in the lock-up for simply SPITTING on a cop, so good on her for suing him.

Her intelligence has nothing to do with it, the facts are: He assaulted her.

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Male 2,160
own self. Whether or not his actions are ethical or proper or such is open for debate, for the fans of lance they most likely are, for the outsider they might not be, but felling a judgement over them is something that shouldnt be done. Different people will have different tastes and to expect others to conform fully to your standards is simply ignorant and snotty. In any case, i still judge this woman a idiot for not doing 2 simple things, paying attention and thinking, neither of them are very hard to do and the judge silly for trying to use that she had never heard of the band as a form of reasoning, i havent either to be honest, but none the less i would probably look around for something about them or just stick somewhere away from the front of the stage where all the die hard fans usually are and just watch to get a impression and if i like then maybe i´ll push to the front, and hey, the world is a crazy place, thats a fact of life.
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Male 2,160
first point, if you dont know the band or the scene, you stand back and observe. Do something fun or weird, she got exactly that, the true fans of that band would probably have paid to be in her place. The way she spoke of it and handled it made her come across as either someone in a child like state of mind or a leftover relic from eras past. Curiousity is a emotion and emotion and instinct though basis nature can be controlled. There is no arguement against that as it is what sets humans apart from other animals. Poster size: why lug a massive poster about when a small printout form is much more handy and fills the same role perfectly? Bright and shiny in the club, of course not, if you go to a bright shiny metal concert its most likely open air in day time, any halfways proper club of that scene wouldnt have the lights blazing, that wrecks the atmosphere entirely, yet theres still posters outside where it is lit usually, lack of observation is something one can only blame on their
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Female 154
Dude. I don`t care if it`s the death..y..est...death metal concert ever, no one expects to be puked on, especially if they have never seen the band that does it before. She had never been to the club before, and she went up to probably do something fun, maybe weird. And it`s not like you go running and screaming when someone who has pulled you up on stage looks at you oddly. You stay and see what happens, why? Because you`re curious and you -have no idea what`s going on-. It`s human nature. Also, those posters weren`t posters. I would call them flyers maybe? They were teeny. And I imagine it wasn`t all bright and shiney in the club, so I couldn`t blame her if she didn`t see them. Lance or whatever got what he deserved, and I agree with Judge Judy. I would have asked for a -lot- more money.
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Male 41
Check My quote at bottom of page one click on link... the guy is a turd !
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Female 45
I don`t know why some people are saying this woman is a "stupid biotch". Yes, you expect some antics if you`re called on stage.. but being vomitted on is definately not one of them.
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Male 41
GET THIS !! his voice reminded me of this guy from ages ago,,, THIS GUY IS HIM, HE IS ALSO CALLED LANCE ! so this you tube clip was fake then?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19...
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Male 2,160
considering the type of club it had to be for them to be performing there she should know how crazy the scene can get sometimes, now if your some leftover wreckage from the 1800´s like her and that judge tried to come across as, you should rather go to your shiny opera house or whatever than a heavy metal concert in whats prob not a fancy dinner club but rather a REAL club, and defo not push yourself to the front of the crowd unless you want to be part of the action. Idiots.
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Female 4,447
..all he did was puke on her. That`s not shocking. Without getting into the hows or whys, let me just say I`ve seen worse.
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Male 428
their music must be pretty bad if they hafta puke on people to be famous (or infamous)
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Female 4,197
wow he was tossing his hair so much I was beginning to think I was watching a shampoo ad O.o
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Male 528
WTF! No one should be expecting to be puked on when they are on any stage unless its by accident. Its no wonder why no one has heard of his "band" of sickos.
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Male 4,393
no skitzo 4 me....
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Male 505
^ C.unt-tree music?
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Male 38
This is why I listen to country music.
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Female 781
So... it`s part of the act to pull a girl on stage and vomit on her? What the hell kind of club is this?! I think it`s a safe bet that no one expects to be intentionally vomited upon in front of a crowd.

The posters had a pretty small picture, so she wouldn`t have noticed it unless she examined them closely. What a pathetic band--the only reason they draw a crowd is shock value, and being sued on Judge Judy is the most fame this man will get in his life.

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Male 9,306
Judge Judy, automatic fail.
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Male 505
I definitely could`ve won that for him. There`s got to be some understood agreement when you go UP ON STAGE with a metal band.
You`re not up there to swing around a tambourine. Something scary is gonna happen. Someone`s gonna bite a bat head off, or jump 60ft into the crowd or headwalk or something.
Don`t be retarded.
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Female 15,763
Wow... NEVER going there. D:
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Female 70
"Note to self: Don`t go see skitzo."

agreed

XD

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Female 5
oo and I forgot to add: There were posters all over that show a picture of him puking on somebody. Thats usually a sign that the band your about to see is into some really nasty stuff and u should stay as far away from possible to the front of the stage
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Female 5
what a stupid biotch...if ur going to any concert with a band named SKITZO u should really expect some sort of foul stage antics. Dont go to a heavy metal (or maybe in this case Death Metal?? IDK) if you arent prepared to c a bats head bitten off, some blood shed, some bodily fluids being tossed around, or any of that other nastiness.
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Male 6
He should have lied and said he threw up accidentally because he was sick. Because if he still got charged with assault, ill find somebody who is about to throw up, sit in front of it, then sue them for assault.
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Female 1,142
Well at least it wasn`t a 14-year-old girl, m i rite? :D

Anyhow, had that been me I prolly would`ve puked right back at him.
I have absolutely NO stomach for that kind of stuff. I once saw chili that had been spilled on the floor and almost lost it.
Puking is disgusting, and for a guy who supposedly does it so often, he`s rather... portly...
And I love how he acts like she`s supposed to be flattered or something because he regurgitated his dinner all over her. Classy.

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Male 265
ewwww what a dumbass of him saying she knew it was coming
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Male 192
Just get over it, pay the 500$ and update all posters to *IF YOU COME ON STAGE OR ARE IN FRONT ROW YOU WILL GET PUKED ON*...Pretty simple.
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Male 4,004
She knew the whole time:
-He invited her on stage
-She just stood there as he got weird
-He pukes on her
-She runs away

She knew it was coming.

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Male 246
love the face he gives when she says hes not heard of at the end
its all

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Male 1,289
Oh how i love judge Judy =]
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Male 302
0_o

Note to self: Don`t go see skitzo.

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Male 13
Link: The People Vs. Metal Singer Skitzo [Rate Link] - Thrash metal singer Lance Skitzo sued for assault. What`s Mr. Skitzo`s weapon of choice? You`ll never guess.
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