The Killer Thong Woman Finally Revealed

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago

Remember yesterday"s post about the lady who"s suing Victoria"s Secret because a thong almost blinded her? Here she is.
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Female 192
holy crap.
the lawyer looks like thewinekone from youtube.
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Male 65
Wow... Just wow
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Male 564
Her self-esteem must be through the roof after that incident.
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Male 95
See what had happened was...
I love how the attorney was trying to clean up all the drat ups the female did. His face when she says " Well no, i`ve worn it about 1 or 2 times before " was drating priceless XD.
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Male 103
yea she is gross... i dont wanna think of her in a thong
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Male 599
I saw the lady... Victoria`s Secret should be the ones suing because she had no right to even touch a thong. Or think about one. Ever.
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Male 596
The 3:40 Question, ABOUT TIME!!!
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Male 3,296
his first case....

fail

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Female 168
LOL fat nasty annoying lady does not deserve money, should not have been able to afford that "thong". VS shouldn`t sell fat people size thongs.
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Male 427
wow, a lawyer that has a medium case of stage fright.....he`s gonna hold up well in court.
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Male 100
My bullpoo meter was overloading when the lawyer said this wasn`t about money. Yeah....okay. This woman is just a freakin idiot looking for money. I hope she doesn`t get any.
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Female 1,572
How do you blind yourself with a thong XD
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Male 238
adilicious
Female, 13-17, Western US
214 Posts Thursday, June 19, 2008 2:54:25 PM
It`s kind of gross that she was trying on the VS underwear at the store to begin with.
I hope she didn`t take her own underwear off before she put that one on...
or attempted. Since she obviously did something wrong to make a piece of metal project from her butt into her eye.

Nobody said she was trying it on at the store. She was wearing it at home obviously, because she said "I had worn it once or twice before"

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Female 855
I work for an eye surgeon. We see people with corneal abrasions all the time. One day later, and it`s over. No more pain. Get over it.
Also, she needs to by drawers that fit her. please.
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Male 35
I bet she is a he
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Male 35
I guess thats what she get trying to fit that size 20 ass into a size 4 thong.
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Male 426
victoria`s secret? the secret is victoria is a ninja and can kill you with anything - even a thong!!
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Female 4,225
toxix- America

Wow, you`re probably too fat that`s what. VS better win

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Female 177
lmao horsie.
And well thats me when Im older then.
Sexy ey guys ;)
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Male 185
god damnit victoria! how many times are you gonna fail? make metal things sharper!! not heartshaped...

This is how its supposed to be http://www.kollectablekaos.com.au/images...

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Female 471
What does it matter how fat she is? At least she WEARS UNDERWEAR and doesn`t go commando everywhere for all to see her naughty bits. What would you rather see, a bit of thong or her naked crotch? Who said you had to look, anyway?
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Male 76
ooops ... I forgot to say that the tire blew out because it was defective.
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Male 911
If a woman like that looks like that is putting on a thong, I would hope that the metal thing flies off into MY eye, sparing me the horrible sight.
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Female 82
btw-I wouldn`t hate this woman quite so much if she was just looking for medical expenses-but if she has insurance, that would have been covered anyway, so even then...but at least she would have seemed sincere. Plus people like her ruin things for others. I like pretty underwear-I don`t want fatty having all the cute underwear taken off of the shelves.
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Female 82
WHY,WHY,WHY-everytime someone has an accident it has to be anyone`s fault but their own?? I really wish people would stop blaming others or looking for a payout when they have an accident. Take some personal responsibility! Please judge of this case-find a way to punish her for her stupidity.
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Female 16
I totally don`t believe her. I saw that her and the attorney wouldn`t give the underwear to Victorias Secret lawyers. HeartsxxFade....thank you for saying what I wanted to.
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Male 76
3. What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A GOOD START.
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Male 76
btblue15

Great Seinfeld episode

I hate to say this but, I have a close friend whom when he was 16 was driving in a car and the tire blew out. The accident that it caused resulted in him having severe closed head trauma, coma for two months, partial paralysis, tremors, etc. He has suffered for the past thirty one years. So I do believe that manufacturers of products sold to the public do have a responsibility to ensure their products are safe.

However, that being said, I would like to make a couple of observations about this case.

1. She seemed to almost laugh a couple of times ,and that, along with her answers and overall appearance did not indicate that she was sincere.

2. Lawsuits should be capped to the extent of the provable injury. I can tell you that she will probably get much, much more than my friend did even though her injury, if true, is miniscule in comparison. THis being due to the proliferation of lawsuit over the last few decades.

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Female 250
EW...i keep picturing a little heart imprint on her butt. And does Victoria`s Secret actually make thongs in a size bigger than a large?
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Female 130
"Victoria`s Secret has it`s angels but the devil`s in the details?"

ole Sparky`s been working on that one for a long time.

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Male 109
Hah! IAB censored me.
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Male 109
"You know in terms of money that isn`t what we want here."

I declare BULLpoo!

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Male 44
i`m little piggy here`s my snout oink,oink,oink, oink,oink,oink
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Male 217
I hope she learned two lessons.

1: If you wear a thong, you will be labeled a slut.

2: If you are fat, then be prepared for clothes to rip/break.

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Female 53
1. I hope Victoria`s Secret wins and she ends up blind.
2. Unless she bought her thong 3 sizes too small, there`s no way it could have broke.
3. How on Earth did a metal piece from the backside of the thong pop off and hit her IN THE EYE?
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Female 54
So sure she might get some money and media.. but is it REALLY worth the embarassment of being "The Killer Thong Woman" for the rest of her life?
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Male 3
Who told you to put the balm on< I didn`t tell you to put the balm on...
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Male 1,036
how embarassment
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Male 405
im not meaning to take her side, but if she has the money and wants to wear a thong, which was intenionally created to get rid of pantie lines, go for it. and i know they make thongs big enough for her fatass but if she was trying to fit into a smaller size that is her fault, but if it was perfectly normal size that is a defective product
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Female 471
well she deffinity didn`t buy a bra...

and his line "victoria`s secret has its angels but as they say the devil is in the details" he prob stayed up all night practicing that haha

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Female 295
wow, I`m almost at a loss for words here...that lady must be related to the person who sued McDonald`s for having hot coffee..... so pointless....
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Female 4
its a sign that she shouldnt wear thongs.
she should of exchanged it for a push up bra though.
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Female 377
kimberly163: Oh, thanks! I must`ve zoned out for a second.
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Male 615
WHY IS THAT FATASS WEARING A THONG IN THE FIRST PLACE??? And besides, what kind of incompetent lawyer would ask for more than 2.500 dollars for absolutely no permanent damage? She was totally playing up that initial injury. Hope VS wins, I like it when my gal wears a thong.
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Female 562
Wow, her lawyer*
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Female 562
He lawer or is so stupid. Ok no he`s probably just young and has no experience but w/e.
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Male 10,440
OMG!! why does IAB continually post things that anger me. Anger everyone!! I just want to shoot that woman and the lawyer as well. Immediately. Next time someone post a site that promises to brutally murder a lawyer anytime someone logs on and clicks a button.
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Female 4
Did anyone else notice that the piece that flew off and hit her in the eye is on the BACK of the thong??
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Female 3
i dont even get how that little piece made it to her eye... unless she was putting them on backwards while sitting down hunched over and even then... how does that happen?
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Female 61
She was probably trying to squeeze her fat self into a thong 3 sizes too small and it broke!
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Female 111
i liked when the attorney was like "um well the point of this lawsuit is to prevent other cosumers..." and he wouldn`t say the amount of money the wanted....HA he`s so full of BS!
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Male 295
whys she gotta be so strung up about it?

get it? hah... i just made a funny.

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Male 1,149
About "those people rolling their eyes", I`m one of em` dammit.
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Female 44
Ugh, she`s stupid. Maybe her fat a*s shouldn`t have bought a thong anyway, because it wouldn`t fit!
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Male 1,766
You GUYYS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RACIST just because shes black dosn`t mean she shouldn`t be allowed to wear thongs.
JK
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Male 211
You people are so insensitive.

Keep in mind that she had this accident over a month ago. She was in pain! She ate a lot of ice-cream. She was a size zero then she was injured by VS and BAM!

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Female 695
The Offending Thong. I like the sound of that title. Quick someone make it your username!
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Male 1,590
"hmmm I don`t buy it. She seemed like she was reading off of a cue card."

Well, it is NBC.

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Male 1,590
A woman that large shouldn`t wear a thong.

Problem is, anything she wears turns into one. ;-)

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Male 3,310
She popped her thong. Wow
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Female 375
lmfao. the comments are far better then they`re chatter about the thong. i stopped watching bored me. the thong broke. woo? that will teach her to

1) stop pretending shes atractive enough to wear a thong
2) buy underear IN HER SIZE.

lol

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Male 65
its so funny how she is talking about her thong and while she is doing this she is showing so much cleavage i could hide in it
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Male 2,199
this is a lesson for women everywhere... next time your gunna put on ur thong, wear your protective eye goggles...
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Female 139
"well y`know," has to be his favourite sentence starter
her laywer is a tool

suing a huge company for a defective thong??? those people rolling their eyes are doing the right thing.

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Female 252
I typically don`t condone lawsuits like this, but it seems that they have a relatively good argument. I know what it`s like to have a cut eye and it`s extremely unpleasant. You do have to miss work for that, as well as apply steroid eyedrops every 20 min or so, it`s insane.

Now, I think that consumers do have some responsibility for their own safety, but at the same point and time I believe that the quality of products has been seriously lowered within the last few decades.

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Female 513
And another thing - lacerations to the cornea are not a situation where you say "ow" and go about your day. You could potentially lose the vision in that eye or lose the eye entirely from infection or damage. That is a serious injury and it does require steroids to help it heal, including antibiotic treatment, constant check ups, and it`s painful as hell.
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Female 513
I would have done the same thing. Sorry but if I buy a product and it breaks and leads to a potentially serious injury for me, I will sue. I buy that product thinking it`s safe - if it`s not, that`s not MY fault. That`s the company`s fault and they should be held accountable.

The attorney did the talking most likely so the client would not say anything that shouldn`t be said before the trial.

But since she had worn it before, that probably won`t help her case because VS could say that it was damaged in the wash, or from normal wear and tear.

Either way; if I bought a thong and put it on the first time and the decoration snapped off and the securing fixture lacerated my cornea, I would sue just as this woman is doing.

I don`t think it`s stupid - I think it`s the right thing to do.

Would you all be saying the same thing if it were a mother suing the company of a car seat for the buckle snapping off and hitting her kid in the eye?

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Female 466
She said it wasn`t the first time she wore that particular thong! BUSTED!!!!!! It wasn`t defective the first time she stretched it over her large behind, she (hopefully) washed it, therefore, she being the ONLY one to come forward that the product is defective, prior wearing of it, CASE DISMISSED!!!!!!!!!
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Male 490
Frivolous or not, this kind of lawsuits is what, in part, helps keep toys that contain lead off our market.

It`s up to the manufacturer to make sure that the product is reasonably safe if used as intended. I`ll leave it up to the judge to decide if in this case it is "reasonably safe."

This is a litigious society, deal with it or move.

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Male 2,551
Tearon - I`d certainly get that for my girlfriend, if it was properly made. Guns + girls = hot. XD

But yeah, either she ordered the product in the wrong size, or they delivered her the wrong size [assuming it`s delivered and not store-baught]. I love it how she was choosing her words so carefully wen she was saying she only wore it once or twice.
V.S. manufacture and sell lots of underwear like that. They have probably sold millions of that exact style. It`s only broken for her/she`s the only one that`s broken it, or, she`s the only money-hungry one there. It didn`t blind her. She should be greatful. >.>
I hope she does loose though. Seriously.

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Female 2,196
He kept going uh.
Also they shouldn`t make thongs in that size.
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Female 532
Lol. How sad.
The woman probably bought a size too small and couldn`t fit her fat arse into the thong.
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Female 5
dead on Tearon!

it`s pitiful that VS would even let her walk out of the store with the thong! (maybe she bought it online...which doesn`t give the "omg she`s buying that?" look.)

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Female 4
the sad thing is that she will probably get money out of this whole thing, just to shut her up and end it.
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Male 205
Someone should go round and give her a slap, that should shut the eejit lass up.
Anyone else would say "Ow!" then take the thong back, say it was broke and replace it then leave it at that, but some people just try to get money from anything.

No one told me not to smack myself round the head with my laptop, I`m going to sue Toshiba

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Male 15
Victoria Secret should sue her for breaking their thong.
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Male 1,109
she has an asain. she`ll win.
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Male 27
"*screams at the labtop screen* Fake and Gay"

Labtop? Seriously?

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Male 2,781
FRIVOLOUS BS LAWSUIT IS WHAT IT IS.
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Male 418
oh and VS will probably just give her something to shut up...something ridiculously more than she deserves...but less than it would cost to pay lawyers to defend themselves in court
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Male 147
message for Victoria Secret> next time, put there a bullet instad of heart and staples. And let`s hope, that it will be more effective in killing stupid ugly fat bitches like this...
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Female 432
and adilicious she said she wore it a couple times that means she was at home and not at the store
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Male 418
underwear malfunction...I hate the legal system...ruins fun underwear for teh rest of us.
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Female 432
if i hear defective product one more time i`ll go throw myself off the bridge...
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Female 112
i hope she loses. what a prick. just get a job instead of creating some bs lawsuit a year after this happens.
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Female 993
Watch this be like the McDonalds lawsuit. She`ll win and Victoria`s Secret will have to have "warning, this item contains small metal parts that may lead to injury" on all of their items.
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Female 377
It`s kind of gross that she was trying on the VS underwear at the store to begin with.
I hope she didn`t take her own underwear off before she put that one on...

or attempted. Since she obviously did something wrong to make a piece of metal project from her butt into her eye.

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Male 1
Definitely a rooster and bull story, from where the metal piece was on the "Item", only way I can think of for it to hit her in the eye was that she was wearing the thong backward, or she was looking over her shoulder to see how it looked on her fat butt.
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Female 1,545
Wow. I hope Victoria`s Secret wins.

It`s so obvious her attorney just graduated this spring. He`s so nervous and scared!!

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Female 3
How old is her lawyer? He looks like he`s fresh out of high school or something.
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Female 57
victorias secret should have the right to refuse thongs to people that wont fit them
then they wont be sued anymore
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Male 3,431
The more important issue is why she was putting the Thong on her head.
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Female 993
The thong wasn`t defective, it was her bum...I bet she tried to go for too small of a size.
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Male 528
She should be rewarded a lifetime membership to weight watchers. And all the baggy sweatpants she wants.
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Female 89
lol of course shes black

no offense to anyone

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Male 44
i agree with fancylad,domisgood,and johnmayer.
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Male 339
"There are people watching this who are rolling their eyes..."

I know I am. Notice how he dodged the question about the money they`re seeking. "Above $25,000" -- I`ll bet they`re asking for A LOT more than that.

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Male 3,301
Why is this on IAB?
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Male 772
1) lol, from 4:10 till the end, I only heard "blah blah" as I thought of having Metal Gear on underwear =)

2) Why even buy something like that, if anything it`d be uncomfortable in the first place.

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Female 17
It`s not Victoria Secret`s fault...
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Male 4,393
fancylad
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
661 Posts Thursday, June 19, 2008 2:38:13 PM
she doesn`t deserve to wear a thong.

yea :(....

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Male 285
she probably bought the thong about 5 inches too small, that`s why it popped
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Male 19,838
she doesn`t deserve to wear a thong.
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Male 194
Why would SHE of all women buy a thong in the first place?

The metal probably popped off when it was stretching to cover her fat arse.

Hee, I`m British!

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Male 4,867
i dont wanna think bout her wearing a thong
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Male 5,970
notice how the attorney did most of the talking
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Male 1,289
Ugh...deal with it lady...
Don`t want to think of her in a thong 0_0
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Male 54
*screams at the labtop screen* Fake and Gay
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Male 244
Still don`t believe her.
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Female 706
hmmm I don`t buy it. She seemed like she was reading off of a cue card.
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Male 1,263
Thats just....strange.
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Female 143
the heart was held by 2 staples?
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Male 19,838
Link: The Killer Thong Woman Finally Revealed [Rate Link] - Remember yesterday`s post about the lady who`s suing Victoria`s Secret because a thong almost blinded her? Here she is.
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