The Dangers of Fireworks

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago
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Authorities might be trying to prove how fireworks could kill you, but they"re only proving to me how awesome they are.
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Male 71
EXPLODY!!
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Male 1,540
fireworks help social darwinism.
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Male 379
you guys think your restrictions are bad. in Maryland there trying to ban snap & pops. the little throughable poppers you could buy from the ice cream man when you were young. god i hate where i live
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Female 2,695
lmao sweet
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Male 2,781
I LOVE THOSE ONES THAT FLY UP, USED TO PLAY WARS WITH THEM, THROW THEM AT EACH OTHER. WE`D BE REALLY QUICK ON OUR FEET.
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Male 1,404
What would Benjamin Franklin say about this? Something like "With freedom comes responsibility & one of those responsibilities is not to be a daft idiot." It`s not the place of government to regulate personal freedom.
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Male 2,344
Of course it`s those douchebags from up here in Washington. Well guess what you dumb bitch, that`s why you don`t stand over fireworks that blast up or you don`t sit in front of fireworks that shoot at you. It`s illegal to use fireworls here in this part of Washington, but me and my friends do anyway.
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Male 396
wow that was pretty funny, also if u died from making illegal fireworks ur an idiot for trying to make them anyhow
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Male 2,422
Fireworks. Killing idiots since A.D. 1000!
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Female 1,231
"Last year, two people died..."

WOW. That is SO much. Hey guys, let`s ban all these totally un-cool explosives because a couple perfectly smart and sane citezens can`t use them properly.

Tch. 9.9

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Male 108
That doesn`t tell me how fireworks are dangerous, it just tells me how people act stupid and ruin it for the rest of us.

Seriously, who stands directly over or sits 3 feet away from a professional-grade firework when something like that is clearly going to burn your skin off at the least? If you are stupid enough to expose yourself to that type of danger willingly then you deserve whatever fiery shrapnel gets exploded into your face.

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Female 316
astounding production budget.

that woman`s voice pissed me off. if we restrict fireworks usage, how will we weed out the morons, seeing as those astonishing TWO deaths were obviously well-deserved. what were they trying to prove by pointing a roman candle at the mannequin in the lawnchair anyway? "you must move away faster than this?" btw, did anyone else hear her laughing at the end? even she thinks these are cool.

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Male 474
Sounded like a poor attempt of fear mongering designed to get citizens support behind the ban of fireworks. Is DC basically under martial law at this point? Thank the creator we still have level headed supreme court officials, other wise we would all be screwed
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Male 1,013
I checked IMDB. Apparently Gallagher produced the video.

ok, maybe not, but it`s Mythbuster Plausible!

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Male 1,788
No way! Professional fireworks were able to destroy a styrofoam dummy! Like OMG, I totally couldn`t see that coming....idiots
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Female 68
I laughed my ass off when the last guy went boom.
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Male 9,306
All the cases listed were people either misusing fireworks, or being ignorant and foolish. The case isn`t valid.
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Male 1,109
why are they doing that out in public, but the backdrop of the washington monument was nice.
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Female 2,084
i hated that woman`s voice. people who are too retarded to know how to handle fireworks shouldn`t buy them. end of story.
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Female 1,260
The way to keep people from using fireworks is to put this woman`s voice on a loudspeaker everywhere...holy crap, is she drunk? stupid? or both? Very annoying!

I miss the days when we used to buy bucket loads of fireworks from the VFW stand and the whole neighborhood would block off the street and combine their goodies. A couple of the dads would do the setting off the fireworks honors and ALL the kids got sparklers all night long to play with and torture each other. Our mom`s were too drunk by dark to care if we hurt each other...and guess what? Nobody ever died!! Amazing.

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Female 1,287
yay fireworks...
which are banned in new york...whoo.
no fair.
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Male 216
note to self
get...profesional...grade...fire...works...
step2...give...to...ex...
step3...?
step4...no...more...ex!
there. thats my todo list for today.
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Male 14,330
lol coming from someone who can`t spell among.
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Male 155
msdenee statistics show that over 99.9% of Americans are in fact idiots
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Male 26
lol.
she said nose consumer:P
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Female 8
I love the fact that she says not to use "Professional" grade fireworks, which tend to include clear warnings about the use of them.

I live in Oregon, which has a lot of crap banned, but no one seems to give a poo about upholding the law about bringing fireworks in from Washington.

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Female 1,134
Go New Hampshire for fireworks!!^-^
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Male 807
Can they do this in the middle of monument park?
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Female 8
hah, at the end i heard her laugh when the guy exploded, and then some guy said "i was driving by and i saw your butt!"

bahaha

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Male 5
I find this video hilarious because just yesterday i shot a kid in the head with a roman candle. You should have seen him run, it was great.
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Male 375
Where can I get some fireworks like that?
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Male 901
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

my face!!!!!!!

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Male 75
WOOO!! Let`s do that again!!! BTW, has anyone seen my arm?
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Male 762
In the Uk were not allowed too light them after a certain time 11pm i think ? also have to be 18 , but fireworks rule and fireworks killing people is kinda good , coz it cleans the planet of all the people stupid enough to hover their face above a lit firework !!!
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Male 4,867
god she was annoying
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Male 330
so what?those people did stupid things that killed them,this just proves how dangerus fireworks CAN be,just keep a safe distance and you will be find.
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Female 486
"at the very end did anyone else here a guy say i was driving by and saw your butt, then here the girl giggle?"
YAS!
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Female 50
Oh, and like anyone would sit their with the fireworks facing them like the dummies.
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Male 68
Well of course the guy`s head blew off... it was made of styrafoam... not that it wont hurt pretty bad, but i dont think anyone`s face will be blown clean off...
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Female 50
Their plan backfired and just made it look cool. I`m going to go buy some fireworks.
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Female 486
I didn`t jump at the first watermelon exploding. I did at the second one. I heard 3 seconds of the woman`s annoying voice and turned it off.
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Male 544
"at the very end did anyone else here a guy say i was driving by and saw your butt, then here the girl giggle?"

Dear god! I heard it!

*vomits*

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Male 544
"...This clearly shows why no consumer should include powerful professional fireworks in their backyard display..."

No, It clearly shows why no moron should include powerful professional fireworks in their backyard display.

All fireworks accidents are I-D 10 T errors.

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Male 511
i like in PA
meaning im so much luckier than all u NYers! no ban...yet
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Male 1,053
HER VOICE!
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Male 12
at the very end did anyone else here a guy say i was driving by and saw your butt, then here the girl giggle?
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Male 19
hey! i live in washington
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Male 14,330
@ CaptainPat
Like I said NH but only certain types no bottle rockets or M80 types not sure why so get the tubes they look almost professional.
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Female 168
my neighbors set off fireworks all the time. it gets annoying after a while because I just get the noise and not the display : (
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Female 761
This is exactly why fireworks SHOULD be legal. Just cleaning the very stupid gunk from the gene pool.
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Male 382
I don`t think anybody was planning to tie a rocket to their face anyway...
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Female 173
Gawd... real annoying voice....

The head blowing off really cracked me up though.

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Male 384
Would have done better with slow-mo or this song
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Male 1,584
i live all the way up in plattsburgh though penn is a long drive. what about vt or nh are they legal there?
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Male 5
Were*
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Male 5
Okay, if it where me, i would move after the first volley of Searing hot metal flares came my direction, and not just sit there for another 15 seconds.

But that`s me.

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Female 444
She sounded condescending. Me thinks that, if she weren`t an advocate against fireworks, she`d be one of their "victims". Joy.
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Male 3,296
i wanted to put a "professional grade" firework up her ass and blow it
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Male 14,330
Why do states insist on idiot proofing everything I live in Mass so their illeagal here meaning I go to New Hampsire to get em lol next we`re going to have to make corners on everything round so you dont crack your skull on them.
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Female 297
OMG who hired that woman to do the commentary... she sounded constipated... and gee those are pretty dangerous...
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Male 724
^^^ But I love hotdogs. D:
They`re delicious!
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Male 533
^Anything but the hotdogs, sir.
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Female 1,071
Man her voice was annoying!!! ¬_¬

But yeah I also laughed when the first doll`s head exploded...

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Male 817
Maybe someone should check the statistics of hotdog related deaths during the 4th of July and compare them to the couple of people that died from Fireworks, see which one comes out on top. Perhaps we can get Hotdogs banned across the nation instead of our precious precious fireworks!
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Male 285
Full of LOL`s! I loved it. That lady`s voice though... good freaking lord...
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Female 239
This video also makes we wanna blow up things, like Port-a-Potties and plastic garbage cans left on the curb!
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Male 109
she sounded like a drunk baby.
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Male 606
lol. 2 whole people?!?! omg ban them! wtf..seriously you would have to be an idiot to get killed by those.
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Male 817
Well, I`ll definitely go out and let all my watermelon and foam headed friends know that they`re in danger from fireworks.
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Female 239
Thanks to idiots who dont know how to use fireworks, they`re banned in Illinois too. Luckily, I live near the Indiana border where they sell them for close to nothing. Whooohooooo!
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Female 263
Bahaha, that exploding head made me laugh for some reason.

Why was her voice so creepy?

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Male 724
Why would you put your head over a firework tube...?

Oh.
The way the lady talked was REALLY annoying.

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Male 1,584
yes they COULD kill you, if your stupid and handle them stupidly. i say yay fireworks! and wish newyork state would pull the stick out of their ass and un ban them.
also they said profesional fireworks, whatabout cheap crappy ones?
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Male 1,455
I couldn`t stop laughing like a maniac when the dolls head exploded.
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Female 338
Pretty Much Awesome.
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Male 215
haha
this makes me want to go get some fireworks
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Male 19,842
Link: The Dangers of Fireworks [Rate Link] - Authorities might be trying to prove how fireworks could kill you, but they`re only proving to me how awesome they are.
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