The Call it Chinglish

Submitted by: triplej 9 years ago in Funny

Sometimes the Asian translation of American words can be, um, really off.
There are 65 comments:
Male 210
A refreshing plussy experience.
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Male 4
i can`t tell if the rapper was trying to be funny or just sucked...
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Male 306
for everyone complaining that "It`s called Engrish!!!!11!!" and putting up www.engrish.com have you even checked the site lately? They have a new link called Chinglish
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Female 1,231
Song = fail.
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Male 20
"No, we just evolved."

Rly? Doesnt seem like it....

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Female 278
oh and also, when i lived in china i used to go bowling at this bowling ally and one of the rules was "no sot or sluttery on the courts" lolz funny stuff
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Female 278
chinglish is only when chinese people make up/screw up words, not when japanese, korean or even vietnamese people do it JUST chinese!

American eh? so THATS what they call it these days, how do you "define" American?

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Male 411
who the f`k writes the headlines. They`re always way behind the times and they call everyting by the wrong terms. It`s f`king Engrish, everyones been making fun of it for years, and just because they do a flip doesn`t make it parkour. Good lord.
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Male 1,404
Ruswut
Male, 18-29, Europe
296 Posts Friday, June 20, 2008 12:26:44 PM
American words o.O last time i checked you didn`t have a language you just stole ours.. and then tried to mess it up

No, we just evolved.

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Male 1,182
just search Tai Mai Shu his chinese rap its the best song ever
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Female 429
isnt an L an R in some cases?(unsure what language i mean, not even sure if its right, but im sure iv`e heard that before.) like go fRying or cRap your hands?
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Male 1,049
TonyBlairPM: Asians are scum OWEND (sic)
Learn to spell before calling others scum, you ignorant little f*cktard.
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Male 171
American words?
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Female 15,763
THIS IS AMERICA, WE SPEAK AMERICAN!


So uhh... which native American language are we going to speak then? The Sioux? The Cherokee?

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Female 4,028
Those things got lame and boring about a year ago. For me, anyway.
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Female 54
ok i dont kno what song that was but i heard it a long time ago, and i cant figure out where i heard it from
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Female 1,287
yay for grammar.
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Female 23
i`ve had dick sticks before
my friend brought them back from vietnam :D
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Female 678
i want some climax coffee
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Female 344
lol let`s make fun of Asia`s grasp of English

How`s your Mandarin, guys? How`s your Japanese?

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Female 48
That song irritated the f**k out of me, but that was kind`ve funny.
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Male 77
I like TonyBlairPM`s comment

"Asians are scum"

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Male 395
Meh! hit and miss.
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Male 103
that wqas kindof boring >.<
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Female 39
Everyone here was complaining about the music, but I had it on mute because I`m at work.

I had to struggle so hard not to bust up laughing. OMG... horrible I tell you... horrible...

Screw Engrish, I`m gonna use your version now Chinglish! It`s gonna catch like a California wildfire. Yeah buddy!

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Male 1,013
http://www.engrish.com/

This site has been around for quite a while.

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Female 102
Don`t you just HATE male men? DX

Also I hate how people are saying "it`s engrish, its engrish, its engrish."

it`s either people taking a picture of something normal and putting something "funny" (so-called)
in the place of a word, or it`s just random asian people trying to speak english.

We do plenty of things that are considered strange to asian people.

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Female 362
American words o.O last time i checked you didn`t have a language you just stole ours.. and then tried to mess it up

No the language was not stolen because it was the people from YOUR country who come over to america in the first place. Words just have changed over time im sure in the 1800`s they didnt have the word `Chav` in Europe just like we didnt have the word `Hommie` or `gangsta`. Grow the F**K up.

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Male 549
I gotta go get me some of that Catsmack, and maybe pick up the new Eric Crapton cd..
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Male 797
Worst post description ever.
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Male 3,255
Actually they call it "Engrish." This your first day on the internet?
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Male 464
I`ve never heard anyone I know say "bruv".
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Male 533
Ruswut, English people mess up the language enough for both countries "bruv". And yes, I know not all English people say that.
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Female 855
great song, yo! tai mai shu in da place to be!
"chingger"!
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Male 4,004
C`est pas as bad que Frenglish.

Also, Engrish stopped being old 4 years ago, seriously.
And WTF is up with all the horrible horrible resolution ones...the resolution sucked so bad on some of them I couldn`t even make out the Engrish.

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Male 608
the chinks are stupid. the japs are awesome
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Male 83
They not the
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Female 101
wow...that was a waste of my time
not even that funny....
its not like "OH MY GOD! they misinterpreted that. and put `DICK` in their! hahahahahah"

yeah right, grow up people.

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Male 359
in case you didn`t know the Kinki kids is the actual band name
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Female 2,196
Some of the pics were funny but the music was annnoying.
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Male 1,266
American words o.O last time i checked you didn`t have a language you just stole ours.. and then tried to mess it up
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Male 92
lol... u know... they do the same in all other countries... in china, they make fun of Americans for doing random stuff like... sittin in a toilet, or showing public affection... *whispers* they think you guys r weird
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Female 486
Chinglish from China, Engrish from Japan, right?
These were like a mix.
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Male 449
i give it a 4 for the song
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Female 4,225
Annoying music, funny vid
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Male 89
i`m so glad i`m not asian lmfao ugh...
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Male 3,296
MALE MAN

sorta funne

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Male 317
it`s called Engrish. not Chinglish.
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Female 26
"The Call it Chinglish" or "They Call it Chinglish"?

Pot, house, glass, kettle.

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Male 418
the music was distracting...but in a good way...it was funny...I love this stuff..."Eric Crapton"...hehehehe
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Male 20
Asians are scum OWEND
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Male 208
hahahahaha dick sticks ... that`s what I gave pabsa last night
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Female 168
Yeah, that was Engrish. My parents speak Chinglish =)

it`s what happens when they`ve lived here for so long that they`ve forgotten random Chinese words and replace them with English.

tai mai shu ftw. he`s fobulous.

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Male 306
I downloaded this song from Limewire a while back. All I did was search up "Tai Mai Shu" under artists. I used to listen to this song all the time, apart from "Chickety China the Chinese Chicken" lol.

"I wish today was Sunday, so I can get a cheeseburger fo`....39 CENT! At Mcdonald`s babyyy.
And I wish that it was Wednesday, so I can get a hamburger fo`...29 CENT! At McDonald`s."

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Female 295
the music was really distracting...the pictures made me laugh though...
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Female 657
I watched this on mute. Kinda lame all they did was copy and paste images from enrish.com, though. =/
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Female 341
after listening to that music, i want to shoot myself in the head...
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Male 285
funny video but man, that music was annoying
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Male 208
Anyone know the song? I buy it from u fo beees price 34.50
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Male 36
2^ Lots of people do that here, it`s disappointing.
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Male 559
it`s called Engrish. not Chinglish.
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Female 13
wow.. thats... wow

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Female 532
^^^
Lol, I was about to point that out.

...interesting video anyway, yeeess...

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Female 50
Lol apart from:

"translation of American words"

They are not American words, they are English.

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Male 382
Link: The Call it Chinglish [Rate Link] - Sometimes the Asian translation of American words can be, um, really off.
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