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Date: 06/20/08 10:32 AM

65 Responses to The Call it Chinglish

  1. Profile photo of triplej
    triplej Male 30-39
    382 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 7:37 am
    Link: The Call it Chinglish - Sometimes the Asian translation of American words can be, um, really off.
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    Lollage_town Female 18-29
    51 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:34 am
    Lol apart from:

    "translation of American words"

    They are not American words, they are English.

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    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    536 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:41 am
    ^^^
    Lol, I was about to point that out.

    ...interesting video anyway, yeeess...

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    grimm-mii Female 13-17
    13 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:41 am
    wow.. thats... wow

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    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:42 am
    it`s called Engrish. not Chinglish.
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    decoratedbox Male 13-17
    36 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:43 am
    2^ Lots of people do that here, it`s disappointing.
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    shagthefag Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:45 am
    Anyone know the song? I buy it from u fo beees price 34.50
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    phasoo Male 18-29
    287 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:46 am
    funny video but man, that music was annoying
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    lizzybee16 Female 18-29
    341 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:48 am
    after listening to that music, i want to shoot myself in the head...
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    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:52 am
    I watched this on mute. Kinda lame all they did was copy and paste images from enrish.com, though. =/
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    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:53 am
    the music was really distracting...the pictures made me laugh though...
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    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:58 am
    I downloaded this song from Limewire a while back. All I did was search up "Tai Mai Shu" under artists. I used to listen to this song all the time, apart from "Chickety China the Chinese Chicken" lol.

    "I wish today was Sunday, so I can get a cheeseburger fo`....39 CENT! At Mcdonald`s babyyy.
    And I wish that it was Wednesday, so I can get a hamburger fo`...29 CENT! At McDonald`s."

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    lava_tomato Female 13-17
    169 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:00 am
    Yeah, that was Engrish. My parents speak Chinglish =)

    it`s what happens when they`ve lived here for so long that they`ve forgotten random Chinese words and replace them with English.

    tai mai shu ftw. he`s fobulous.

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    shagthefag Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:18 am
    hahahahaha dick sticks ... that`s what I gave pabsa last night
  15. Profile photo of TonyBlairPM
    TonyBlairPM Male 50-59
    20 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:20 am
    Asians are scum OWEND
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    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    419 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:21 am
    the music was distracting...but in a good way...it was funny...I love this stuff..."Eric Crapton"...hehehehe
  17. Profile photo of joyfulgirl
    joyfulgirl Female 30-39
    26 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:22 am
    "The Call it Chinglish" or "They Call it Chinglish"?

    Pot, house, glass, kettle.

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    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
    317 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:35 am
    it`s called Engrish. not Chinglish.
  19. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:46 am
    MALE MAN

    sorta funne

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    hotjason Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:49 am
    i`m so glad i`m not asian lmfao ugh...
  21. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    Annoying music, funny vid
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    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    i give it a 4 for the song
  23. Profile photo of Yoma4
    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    Chinglish from China, Engrish from Japan, right?
    These were like a mix.
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    dynoburger Male 13-17
    92 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    lol... u know... they do the same in all other countries... in china, they make fun of Americans for doing random stuff like... sittin in a toilet, or showing public affection... *whispers* they think you guys r weird
  25. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    American words o.O last time i checked you didn`t have a language you just stole ours.. and then tried to mess it up
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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    Some of the pics were funny but the music was annnoying.
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    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
    359 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    in case you didn`t know the Kinki kids is the actual band name
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    Trying73 Female 13-17
    101 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    wow...that was a waste of my time
    not even that funny....
    its not like "OH MY GOD! they misinterpreted that. and put `DICK` in their! hahahahahah"

    yeah right, grow up people.

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    Lt_Skittles Male 18-29
    83 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    They not the
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    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    the chinks are stupid. the japs are awesome
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    C`est pas as bad que Frenglish.

    Also, Engrish stopped being old 4 years ago, seriously.
    And WTF is up with all the horrible horrible resolution ones...the resolution sucked so bad on some of them I couldn`t even make out the Engrish.

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    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    great song, yo! tai mai shu in da place to be!
    "chingger"!
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    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    536 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    Ruswut, English people mess up the language enough for both countries "bruv". And yes, I know not all English people say that.
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    BrokenJohn Male 18-29
    469 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    I`ve never heard anyone I know say "bruv".
  35. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    Actually they call it "Engrish." This your first day on the internet?
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    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    Worst post description ever.
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    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    I gotta go get me some of that Catsmack, and maybe pick up the new Eric Crapton cd..
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    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    American words o.O last time i checked you didn`t have a language you just stole ours.. and then tried to mess it up

    No the language was not stolen because it was the people from YOUR country who come over to america in the first place. Words just have changed over time im sure in the 1800`s they didnt have the word `Chav` in Europe just like we didnt have the word `Hommie` or `gangsta`. Grow the F**K up.

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    Hitaki Female 13-17
    103 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    Don`t you just HATE male men? DX

    Also I hate how people are saying "it`s engrish, its engrish, its engrish."

    it`s either people taking a picture of something normal and putting something "funny" (so-called)
    in the place of a word, or it`s just random asian people trying to speak english.

    We do plenty of things that are considered strange to asian people.

  40. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    http://www.engrish.com/

    This site has been around for quite a while.

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    girlwithnin Female 18-29
    39 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    Everyone here was complaining about the music, but I had it on mute because I`m at work.

    I had to struggle so hard not to bust up laughing. OMG... horrible I tell you... horrible...

    Screw Engrish, I`m gonna use your version now Chinglish! It`s gonna catch like a California wildfire. Yeah buddy!

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    joeliolio Male 13-17
    103 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    that wqas kindof boring >.<
  43. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Meh! hit and miss.
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    PostModern Male 18-29
    77 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    I like TonyBlairPM`s comment

    "Asians are scum"

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    NyxLotus Female 18-29
    48 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    That song irritated the f**k out of me, but that was kind`ve funny.
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    Akito Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    lol let`s make fun of Asia`s grasp of English

    How`s your Mandarin, guys? How`s your Japanese?

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    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    i want some climax coffee
  48. Profile photo of tatyana
    tatyana Female 13-17
    23 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    i`ve had dick sticks before
    my friend brought them back from vietnam :D
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    yay for grammar.
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    st_jimmy24 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    ok i dont kno what song that was but i heard it a long time ago, and i cant figure out where i heard it from
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 2:07 am
    Those things got lame and boring about a year ago. For me, anyway.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 2:28 am
    THIS IS AMERICA, WE SPEAK AMERICAN!


    So uhh... which native American language are we going to speak then? The Sioux? The Cherokee?

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    chadders42 Male 13-17
    171 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 2:42 am
    American words?
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    buttersrules Male 40-49
    287 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 5:41 am
    TonyBlairPM: Asians are scum OWEND (sic)
    Learn to spell before calling others scum, you ignorant little f*cktard.
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    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 6:46 am
    isnt an L an R in some cases?(unsure what language i mean, not even sure if its right, but im sure iv`e heard that before.) like go fRying or cRap your hands?
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    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:31 am
    just search Tai Mai Shu his chinese rap its the best song ever
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:43 am
    Ruswut
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    296 Posts Friday, June 20, 2008 12:26:44 PM
    American words o.O last time i checked you didn`t have a language you just stole ours.. and then tried to mess it up

    No, we just evolved.

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    Palfas Male 30-39
    411 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    who the f`k writes the headlines. They`re always way behind the times and they call everyting by the wrong terms. It`s f`king Engrish, everyones been making fun of it for years, and just because they do a flip doesn`t make it parkour. Good lord.
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    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    279 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 1:02 am
    chinglish is only when chinese people make up/screw up words, not when japanese, korean or even vietnamese people do it JUST chinese!

    American eh? so THATS what they call it these days, how do you "define" American?

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    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    279 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 1:04 am
    oh and also, when i lived in china i used to go bowling at this bowling ally and one of the rules was "no sot or sluttery on the courts" lolz funny stuff
  61. Profile photo of TonyBlairPM
    TonyBlairPM Male 50-59
    20 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 1:40 am
    "No, we just evolved."

    Rly? Doesnt seem like it....

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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    Song = fail.
  63. Profile photo of xxkangrixx
    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    for everyone complaining that "It`s called Engrish!!!!11!!" and putting up www.engrish.com have you even checked the site lately? They have a new link called Chinglish
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    thesuperman Male 70 & Over
    4 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 11:02 am
    i can`t tell if the rapper was trying to be funny or just sucked...
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    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    January 8, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    A refreshing plussy experience.

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