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Date: 06/11/08 11:59 PM

40 Responses to The 50 Worst Sex Scenes in Cinema

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    June 11, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    Link: The 50 Worst Sex Scenes in Cinema - Hmmm, I didn`t have a problem with this list`s #2 pick--sure it was ridiculous, but it wasn`t that bad.
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    AKappy Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2008 at 12:04 am
    Perfect! I have a long night of downloading ahead of me.
  3. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    June 12, 2008 at 12:04 am
    ^bahahah, but no NSFW? suprised
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2008 at 12:09 am
    I like the direction that IAB has been heading lately. Seriously!

    Moar cheesecake plz.

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    AKappy Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2008 at 12:11 am
    ^ I like your wiener.
  6. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    June 12, 2008 at 12:16 am
    ^once again bahahha
  7. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2008 at 12:16 am
    ^^ Thank you. It`s a real bratwurst, and it`s crunches when you eat it, too! Like a real hot dog should.
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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    June 12, 2008 at 12:18 am
    ya zach.....ummmm....*goes back on topic* Im glad i havent seen any of those, but the jack frost one....wtf
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    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 12:19 am
    but does it fit nicley in buns?
  10. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2008 at 12:23 am
    "but the jack frost one....wtf"

    You can cleverly notice that Shannon Elizabeth is using a Loofah in that scene. Frosty wasn`t the ONLY shape shifting interloper in there. Heheheh.

    Ahem...

    I would love to see tentacle hentai try to top Snowman Rape.

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    jeswra Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2008 at 1:02 am
    lmfao at jack frost... that HAS to be a joke..
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    eleutherarch Female 13-17
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    June 12, 2008 at 1:16 am
    Where`s the NSFW warning?
  13. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2008 at 1:34 am
    In your ass.
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    cmanatlan Male 13-17
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    June 12, 2008 at 1:39 am
    It says sex, do you honestly think it`s going to be safe for work?
  15. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 1:39 am
    So...
    Who thinks we need an open forum
    or a private messaging system?
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    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 2:19 am
    ok i didnt watch them all i ran outa juice before i got to that point but please tell me that scene from "before the devil knows your dead" made this list. if youve seen this movie then u know what i`m talking about. no one should ever have to see phillip seymour hoffmans fat flabby ass thrusting away. nastiest sex scene ever.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 2:26 am
    "^ I like your wiener."

    AKappy you stole my line, I said that the other day :P

    on a side note, I`ve never even heard of half these movies, guess I`m not as perverted as I thought I might have been :D

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    rcjdude Male 13-17
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    June 12, 2008 at 2:43 am
    eh.
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    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
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    June 12, 2008 at 4:05 am
    AKappy is losing his edge. Anyway, yeah I`d already seen something about that Jack Frost film. Low budget pooe ftw
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    June 12, 2008 at 4:38 am
    Seems like a piss poor list whose only intention is to get you to click on the "next" link as many times as possible. Site`s will do anything for more clicks these days.
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    Shiruba Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 4:54 am
    i remember watching jack frost aeons ago.

    i cant remember any part of the movie, besides the carrot-porking.

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    Vimto Male 40-49
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    June 12, 2008 at 5:18 am
    If you don`t watch any of the others, watch 49 just for the added subtitles. :D
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    VictorMunch Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2008 at 5:19 am
    david bowie makes me sick...+o(
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2008 at 5:28 am
    ok WTF was going in Jack Frost ???
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    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
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    June 12, 2008 at 5:38 am
    that made me go watch titanic
    *wipes away tear*
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2008 at 6:09 am
    i just watched the first one and all i can say is WtF!?!?!?!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    June 12, 2008 at 6:42 am
    Teeth isn`t number 1?!
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    June 12, 2008 at 7:52 am
    Wow... the Jack Frost scene... I am like... speechless.
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    frothr Male 30-39
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    June 12, 2008 at 8:29 am
    i`m not saying some of these don`t deserve to be on this list, but if any of you have seen it you KNOW that "meet the feebles" is required on this list, if not #1.

    ...and wild things shouldn`t be on there. imo

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    Shanir Male 30-39
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    June 12, 2008 at 8:54 am
    what a crap link! Some of the videos are 8 minutes long with the 8th actual minute with the sex scene stupid
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    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 9:52 am
    Oh god, I never knew there were so many crappy sex scenes. lol
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    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 10:18 am
    I`m surprised Monster`s Ball was at #19. I`d put it at the top as a tremendous success of having a Halle Berry sex scene I don`t ever want to see again. Never before I would think that`d be possible!
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 10:25 am
    How can David Bowie make you sick?

    Ahh but the infamous butter scene. I`ll have to agree with that being number 1.

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    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 11:24 am
    ARG this stupid site isnt working for me. it goes up to 46 and it like... *stop* but of what i have seen i disagree with the titanic one.
    i love me some sex scene in titanic!
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 11:31 am
    @ #1 I cant believe its not anal rape
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    LestatR13 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    Ack.
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    WOW Those were bad. :P
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    ASHHINSPACE Female 13-17
    4 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    the jack frost one scarred me for life but its still funny
  39. Profile photo of AngelofOpera
    AngelofOpera Female 18-29
    8 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    I can`t believe they didn`t include the rat part for 49, though the slip`n`slide sex was bad enough.
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    Infinity838 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    woohooohoo. awkward entertainment, my word!

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