The 50 Worst Sex Scenes in Cinema

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.nerve.com/dispatches/nerveeditors/50-worst-sex-scenes/poison-ivy-crank-jack-frost-the-phantom-of-the-opera-titanic/

Hmmm, I didn"t have a problem with this list"s #2 pick--sure it was ridiculous, but it wasn"t that bad.
There are 40 comments:
Female 182
woohooohoo. awkward entertainment, my word!
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Female 8
I can`t believe they didn`t include the rat part for 49, though the slip`n`slide sex was bad enough.
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Female 4
the jack frost one scarred me for life but its still funny
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Male 2,395
WOW Those were bad. :P
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Female 54
Ack.
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Male 1,766
@ #1 I cant believe its not anal rape
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Female 526
ARG this stupid site isnt working for me. it goes up to 46 and it like... *stop* but of what i have seen i disagree with the titanic one.
i love me some sex scene in titanic!
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Female 1,441
How can David Bowie make you sick?

Ahh but the infamous butter scene. I`ll have to agree with that being number 1.

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Male 490
I`m surprised Monster`s Ball was at #19. I`d put it at the top as a tremendous success of having a Halle Berry sex scene I don`t ever want to see again. Never before I would think that`d be possible!
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Female 1,212
Oh god, I never knew there were so many crappy sex scenes. lol
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Male 1,072
what a crap link! Some of the videos are 8 minutes long with the 8th actual minute with the sex scene stupid
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Male 39
i`m not saying some of these don`t deserve to be on this list, but if any of you have seen it you KNOW that "meet the feebles" is required on this list, if not #1.

...and wild things shouldn`t be on there. imo

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Male 3,059
Wow... the Jack Frost scene... I am like... speechless.
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Female 15,763
Teeth isn`t number 1?!
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Male 1,152
i just watched the first one and all i can say is WtF!?!?!?!
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Female 267
that made me go watch titanic
*wipes away tear*
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Male 4,393
ok WTF was going in Jack Frost ???
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Male 36
david bowie makes me sick...+o(
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Male 2,860
If you don`t watch any of the others, watch 49 just for the added subtitles. :D
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Male 108
i remember watching jack frost aeons ago.

i cant remember any part of the movie, besides the carrot-porking.

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Male 1,013
Seems like a piss poor list whose only intention is to get you to click on the "next" link as many times as possible. Site`s will do anything for more clicks these days.
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Male 275
AKappy is losing his edge. Anyway, yeah I`d already seen something about that Jack Frost film. Low budget pooe ftw
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Male 46
eh.
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Female 4,197
"^ I like your wiener."

AKappy you stole my line, I said that the other day :P

on a side note, I`ve never even heard of half these movies, guess I`m not as perverted as I thought I might have been :D

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Male 606
ok i didnt watch them all i ran outa juice before i got to that point but please tell me that scene from "before the devil knows your dead" made this list. if youve seen this movie then u know what i`m talking about. no one should ever have to see phillip seymour hoffmans fat flabby ass thrusting away. nastiest sex scene ever.
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Male 551
So...
Who thinks we need an open forum
or a private messaging system?
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Male 602
It says sex, do you honestly think it`s going to be safe for work?
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Male 2,616
In your ass.
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Female 1,002
Where`s the NSFW warning?
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Male 244
lmfao at jack frost... that HAS to be a joke..
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Male 3,301
"but the jack frost one....wtf"

You can cleverly notice that Shannon Elizabeth is using a Loofah in that scene. Frosty wasn`t the ONLY shape shifting interloper in there. Heheheh.

Ahem...

I would love to see tentacle hentai try to top Snowman Rape.

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Male 606
but does it fit nicley in buns?
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Male 5,970
ya zach.....ummmm....*goes back on topic* Im glad i havent seen any of those, but the jack frost one....wtf
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Male 3,301
^^ Thank you. It`s a real bratwurst, and it`s crunches when you eat it, too! Like a real hot dog should.
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Male 5,970
^once again bahahha
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Male 2,616
^ I like your wiener.
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Male 3,301
I like the direction that IAB has been heading lately. Seriously!

Moar cheesecake plz.

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Male 5,970
^bahahah, but no NSFW? suprised
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Male 2,616
Perfect! I have a long night of downloading ahead of me.
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Male 20,169
Link: The 50 Worst Sex Scenes in Cinema [Rate Link] - Hmmm, I didn`t have a problem with this list`s #2 pick--sure it was ridiculous, but it wasn`t that bad.
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