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Date: 06/06/08 04:01 PM

86 Responses to The 50 Best Pun Stores

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Link: The 50 Best Pun Stores - Stores with puns in the title. Bet you didn’t think there were 50 of `em. How do they get away with Dick Liquor?
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    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    Lol, I liked 1, but they need to remove the G and the L.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    #22 made me bust up laughing. XD
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    some where funny,most where meh.
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    TowerOfMagda Female 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    is it sad that i didn`t get most of them? >.<
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    darkevilsin Male 13-17
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    Can someone explain to me number 50?
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    canaryellow Female 13-17
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    These are really funny, esp. the "just falafs."
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    CptObvious Male 13-17
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    i didnt get most of them, but some were good.
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    matt1119 Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    The Dick Liquor one is actually called the dick wittington tavern by the looks of it...but its DEFINATELY not called dick liquor
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    catlvr887 Female 13-17
    533 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    oh so punny :D

    yes, someone explain number 50...

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    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    i know i didn`t get it either ^^

    but i noticed there were at least 3 "thai" restaurants in there. My favorite was the "thaitanic"

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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    I like this, it made me lol
  13. Profile photo of Canine
    Canine Male 13-17
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    I think 50 is pun on Merchant of Venice by Shakespeare.
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    aznqtpie08 Female 13-17
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    The Dirty ho lol
    they should have
    "SOFA KING GREAT SOFAS"
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    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    604 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    Oh, I guess that`s why it`s 50. It`s not that great.
  16. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    So...punny. *twitch*
  17. Profile photo of Pastafarian
    Pastafarian Male 13-17
    66 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    I found The Dirty Hoe to be funniest simply because the building that the sign was hanging on was a really rusted up shanty shack.
  18. Profile photo of tito2963
    tito2963 Male 13-17
    112 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    yea...WOK THIS WAY!! ha =]
  19. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    lol The Dirty Hoe
  20. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    It`s kinda sad that no one gets #50 because it`s Shakespeare. We`re like "HAHA DICK LIQUOR! lawlz!", but then one refers to something intelligent and we`re like wtf??

    But that being said I didn`t get it either haha

  21. Profile photo of lucidmirror
    lucidmirror Female 18-29
    59 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    hehe...`a place where you stuff it`.
    a good number of those seem to be out of business or going out of business though...
  22. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    I shoulda known that "The Merchant Of Tennis" one clever person who came up with that (if intentional)
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    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    "just falafs" ?????????????????????????????
  24. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    lol...sofa kind great sofas...that wuold sell..
  25. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    564 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    ""just falafs" ?????????????????????????????"

    Just for Laughs.

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    tkdchick20 Female 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    In my hometown there was a chimney sweep company called Ash Wipe. We thought it was hilarious when we were in grade school.
  27. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    536 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    LOL.
    A salt & Battery XD

    I think I`ve seen `Sofa so good` in real life somewhere. Can`t remember where though :/

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    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    564 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    I don`t get Lox Stock & Bagel...
  29. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    Thai me up --- that`s hawt
  30. Profile photo of jadoig
    jadoig Male 30-39
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    LOL Razz, Lock, stock and barrel. It`s a saying. Yeah #50 is a spoof of the Merchant of Venice by Shakespeare
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    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    564 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    Oh nvmind i get it now.
  32. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    564 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    Yeah I looked it up. I`ve never heard that saying.
  33. Profile photo of Bridget49
    Bridget49 Female 13-17
    231 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    :D
    "Dirty Hoe"
    I hope that was done on purpose.
  34. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    Merchant of Tennis was hilarious
  35. Profile photo of January16
    January16 Female 13-17
    234 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    While I was in Florida on a trip, we passed this billboard saying "Eat at Dirty D***`s Crab Shack!" on next exit" I was like, omfg. And everyone wanted to stop there, so we ate at the place. Pretty good. lol!
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    aquazuba Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    hahah, i didnt get just falafs at first...

    then i did...hahahah

    Cubic hair...why would you wanna go there?!

  37. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    Does it make me a loser if I understood all of them?
  38. Profile photo of decoratedbox
    decoratedbox Male 13-17
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    June 6, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Nope, I got them all too.

    My favorites are "Master Bait & Tackle" and "Nincomsoup"

  39. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    I like the list, but I disagree with the order. Like Curl up & Dye should have been number one
  40. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    OMG MY Fave:

    DIRTY HOE!! :D

  41. Profile photo of LUVPEACE90
    LUVPEACE90 Female 13-17
    348 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    #9 i didnt get
    but most were funny
  42. Profile photo of LUVPEACE90
    LUVPEACE90 Female 13-17
    348 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    #9 i didnt get
    but most were funny
  43. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    387 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    I didntg get a bunch

    like Lox Stock and Shirley u drive

  44. Profile photo of rock_jock
    rock_jock Female 30-39
    122 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    I am so we tall did. I am sofa king we tall did.
  45. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    THE DIRTY HOE
    HOLY CRAP THATS FUNNY
  46. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    hahahaha dick liqour is the best by far
  47. Profile photo of Cybelwin
    Cybelwin Female 13-17
    143 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    These were GREAT! :D
  48. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    I definitely suck at recognizing puns...
  49. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    Ahahahahahahaa! 22! xD /easily amused.
  50. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    um.
    "i got my crabs from dirty dicks"
    was not on there. so this list fails.
  51. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    haha
    some of those were awesome
    theres a store in the mall here called the kayak shack... they sell kayaks... weird.
  52. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    thai me up... sounds fun. ;)

    but I don`t like thai food.

  53. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    I didn`t get 50 `til someone said Shakespeare, so is it moor of venice?

    lox stock & bagel made me thing Lock, Shock, & Barrel - The Nightmare Before Christmas

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    theRam Male 13-17
    166 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    am i the only one wondering what "Juan in a Million" could POSSIBLY sell?
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    I couldn`t understand some... seem ok to me
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    Near me we also have `Walter Wall Carpets`, and a fish and chip place called `Oh My Cod`, probably others too but I cant think of them right now.

    I like these kind of shops though, it shows they have a sense of humour and makes you remember their name!

  57. Profile photo of moonie_kat
    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    359 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 10:47 pm
    Curl Up and Dye`s actually in my city. I look at the sign all the time.
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    ladycroft218 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 10:58 pm
    I liked "The best little hair house in denver" I thought it was amusing
  59. Profile photo of FranWins
    FranWins Female 18-29
    127 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 11:38 pm
    Most excellent!
  60. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 12:16 am
    LUVPEACE90-It`s a reference to the Marquis de Sade, an 18th century French aristocrat, revolutionary, and writer who was imprisoned for his controversial and highly disturbing writings. The term "sadism" (ie taking pleasure from the pain of others) is derived from his name.

    Some of those were very clever. :-) there`s nothing like a punny name to get business out there. It`s kinda sad, tho, because I got them all...

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    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 1:48 am
    i liked the Master Bait one and the Dick Liquor one. but like only coz i didnt get emtil i said em out loud...

    oh and.. u guys make me feel sad that i knew the "Merchant of Tennis" one straight away.

  62. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 1:49 am
    oand, ty Djer, i didnt get that one..
  63. Profile photo of GoFackATree
    GoFackATree Female 13-17
    15 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 2:02 am
    Wow... there`s a lot of people who know very little about anything on here.
  64. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 2:16 am
    There`s a `Dew Drop Inn` in my hometown.
  65. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 2:36 am
    I liked the Marquis de Salade ^-^
  66. Profile photo of MiniSquiggle
    MiniSquiggle Female 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 2:50 am
    ha ha i live right next to "curl up and dye"!
    that was quite good for a few laughs
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    unsub Female 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 3:10 am
    That reminded me of an advertisement for a vacuum cleaner company that I saw a while ago: "Our business sucks but it`s picking up"
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    n0n4m3 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 3:35 am
    LOL! I love it! xD

    Lord of the Fries is in Australia, Melbourne. REPRESENT! =D

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    wolfio Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 8:01 am
    #39 is right near me...its a place called Shirley
    and i see those vans everywhere

    incase any of you people wanted to know..

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    wolfio Male 18-29
    90 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 8:02 am
    mann so is #22
    thats down the road from me aswell
  71. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    June 7, 2008 at 9:36 am
    haha these were amazing.
    we actually used to have a
    ``curl up and dye`` where i live :D
  72. Profile photo of January16
    January16 Female 13-17
    234 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 10:25 am
    I don`t get the Merchant of Tennis one. Please explain!
  73. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 10:29 am
    There`s this tool and dye shop in Beecher City, Illinois called Beecher Tool and Dye.
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    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 11:04 am
    Cubic hair !!!

    Lol so funny

  75. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 11:26 am
    Haha! A salt and Battery. :-D
  76. Profile photo of ajax1829
    ajax1829 Male 30-39
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    June 7, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    Up in New Hampshire there is a shop called Beaver Liquors. I`m pretty sure there is a Bunghole Liquors too.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    curl up and dye is good
  78. Profile photo of oyricardo
    oyricardo Female 13-17
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    June 7, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    I also liked the Best little Hair house in denver-- a play on "the best little whorehouse in texas"

    and I used to live right by the Human Bean-- the greatest coffee ever

    My other favorites were thaitanic, sunny and shears, and nincompsoup

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    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    those were great!!
  80. Profile photo of velperon
    velperon Female 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    I`m glad this was posted. It`s much funnier to see photographs of these stores in the web than to live in a town where there are a lot of businesses with punny names (I don`t mean just one or two but places where every other business on the main street sounds like a bad joke - I`m not naming names). My natural reaction in that second case has always been to wince and avoid taking my business to such places. I figure if they need to have a cutsey name then the service/products might not be so good and probably tourists will take care of business anyway. I also noticed that there were a lot of closed businesses in this post - probably because people in small towns think like I do? I don`t know if that`s true or even rational but that`s always been my natural reaction, to wince and avoid.
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    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    I couldnt get past 25. they were just too painful to read
  82. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    June 8, 2008 at 3:44 am
    Reminded me of patapon.
    Pon pon pita pon, pita pita pita pon...
  83. Profile photo of leyf
    leyf Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2008 at 4:00 am
    Very very bad and at the same time just so right!! Great post!!
  84. Profile photo of Xerxes860
    Xerxes860 Male 30-39
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    June 12, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    Power Balls! - the source of all your lottery needs
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    Lovelivelife Female 13-17
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    June 12, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    I don`t get #50.
    *laughs anyway so they don`t suspect a thing*
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    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 8:32 am
    strawberry rofl a lmao

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