The 5 Most Evil Robots Ever Invented

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 8 years ago in Tech
http://www.cracked.com/article_16364_science-dick-5-most-evil-robots-ever-invented.html

No matter how cool you may think robots are, deep down inside, some of them are just completely evil bungholes.
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Female 5,222
lol the first bot looked like the zeldaOOT laser bots
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Male 3,296
that turret looks like something brat and angelina would buy to keep the paparazzis away
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Male 428
wait the sentry bot one recognizes you by your voice. what if you`re sick?
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Male 77
hehehe, if i ever get enough money, i WILL buy that sentry robot
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Male 2,422
Cockbot, now that thing was scary!
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Female 4,028
Those robots sure are dicks. :-P
The machine gun thing was pretty creepy.
That roosterroach thing is terrifying...
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Male 40
It`s not long before our cyborg roachy overlords take over now.
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Female 194
i like the corpse removal one....i can use it to transport my drunk friends lol
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Male 498
LOL
and generally to relax stressed-out tits.
Wtf
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Female 526
Hey! it works now
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Female 526
cockroach
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Female 526
What NSFW post yesterday? but i agree, sometimes you just gotta say words like coc*kroach and it just makes you look like a tool
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Male 4,393
Cockroach-Controlled Mobile Robot hehe :P
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Male 695
Those security robots kinda reminded my of the Sentry guns in Team Fortress 2.
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Male 445
"Does anyone have that strong a phobia of rude words? Really?"

I don`t think so, but this is supposed to be a family-available site (nevermind the completely NSFW post yesterday without any warning and completely mislabeled).

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Male 2,159
* C o c k b o t s.

Does anyone have that strong a phobia of rude words? Really?

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Male 2,159
Oh noes!! Not even nukes can stop meat-hungry bugs on roosterbots!!

Bow down to the almighty deathroach of death. Or just throw water at it.

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Male 13
I was like wtf 0.o is this for real? at the massager robot lol
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Female 1,002
o_O...
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Male 210
...bungholes?
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Female 465
That roosterroach machine scares the crap out of me... it`s only a matter of time before they upgrade it to a human suit men in black style and take over the world...
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Female 374
O_O boob massager :O i need one :P
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Male 426
roosterroaches FTW!!!
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Female 1,572
The bumbot makes me sad :/
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Female 161
The breast massaging machine is too funny.

What idiot thought up a machine that is controlled by a roosterroach? That will be the first step in them taking over the world.

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Female 4,225
Diviws, I loled at your comment. Reading Song of Ice and Fire does things to you

Nice list.

BTW, wow...the discription says nothing about wanting to become evil overlords. Yay, good job.

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Male 275
Oh piss off spammers
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Male 587
What? A breast Massage robot, i thought that`s why men were invented.

Oh and if any of you ladies would like a free massage just give me a call.

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Male 275
Hehe, cool
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Male 264
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