The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in
http://www.cracked.com/article_16354_11-most-badass-last-words-ever-uttered.html

When you die, are you going to whine like a baby or come up with something as cool as what these 11 people came up with.
There are 56 comments:
Male 98
Not as badass as AJ Kenson:

"Go on, you bastards. Satan is throwing a tea party in hell, and you`re all invited."

The last one was pretty badass, though.

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Female 321
i loled at CptObvious comment:
"If I would choose, I would want my last words to be "The answer...the answer is...." *dies*"

then i thought i should say before i die "...the answer to life is...is...*dies*" then everyone would be like da_mn, i wanted to know the answer
:( and they`d be screaming nooooo! cause the reason to life has been lost.

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Female 464
French Fries rocks X3
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Female 28
hmmmmmmmmmmmm i liked da one by Carl Panzram, Serial Killer....
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Female 523
since (most) girls don`t have balls, what do we use to signify kickassness?
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Male 89
Once in a blue moon, God reaches down from his lofty perch, points at an infant boy and proclaims, "This one shall have balls carved out of drating granite."

haha!

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Female 309
The "more weight" one seemed very noble to me, I liked it.
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Female 1,412
Yeah it was a comedians ^^

Id want that but its a bit lame stealing a famous persons idea. ¬_¬

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Female 4,197
On my tombstone I want "I told you I was sick..." I read it somewhere and loved it ever since :)
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Male 957
What, no questions about What do you want on your Tombstone?
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Male 506
French Fries. Rofl.
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Male 226
I want a bowl of chili too.
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Male 294
i liked the hell one, hell of a way to go off
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Male 982
Haha.
French Fries.
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Female 119
I love that executed guys. You know, the french fries one. O O
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Male 99
Che Guvera was a little BlTCH.

Try "I have no regrets"
-Rudolf Hoess

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Female 486
I loved the French Fries one. Nice sense of humor. XD
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Male 65
^ Lol
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Male 416
NO, THIS WILL HURT SOMEONE -Budd Dwyer
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Male 287
I think they messed up Che`s quote.

Wasn`t it "Shoot you coward, you are only going to kill a man" ?

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Male 228
My latin teacher once told my class about St. Lawrence of Rome, who was tried, executed, and later obtained martyrdom by the ancient Roman emperor Valerian in the year 258 A.D. His crime? Being a Christian. (This was ancient Rome.) His sentence? Being burned at the stake. His last words? "Turn me over...I`m done on this side." To this day he is associated with grills of all sorts.
Source: http://www.amazing-planet.net/famous-las...
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Male 162
I hate to agree with some of the douchebags on here, but enough with the Cracked.com stuff please.
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Male 290
^^ thats my favorite to.
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Male 12,138
Mine`s going to be

"I see a light... It`s so beautiful... I`m moving toward the light... It`s wonderful... getting so sleepy now... hold on, what`s that smell? Is that... Is that...

Is that pasta?"

*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

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Male 12,138
"They couldn`t hit an elephant at this dist"

General John Sedgewick, American Civil War, 1864. Really.

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Female 35
I like Pancho Villa`s "Don`t let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

Although Voltaire`s is really funny.

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Female 505
These aren`t that good. I`ve read better, like "It`s not loaded..."
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Male 3,058
When I go, I`m just gonna say something cliche like "I`LL SEE YOU IN HELL".

`nuff said.

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Female 233
Lmao at the "More Weight" We had to watch a movie on it. I totally hated it. How come Scarface wasn`t in there? "Wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend!" Like he had a whole last paragraph. Cus he puts the G in got dayum! in gangtsa.
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Female 15,763
Looking for Alaska!

Anyone?

No?

Okay.

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Female 465
I submitted this yesterday fancy!
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Female 182
I adore Voltaire`s.
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Male 2,616
Look at him stabbin` those Indians.
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Female 2,196
Haha. I probably wouldn`t be able to think of something like that in that kind of situation.
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Female 108
"NOT"
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Female 738
This is one of the most satisfying countdowns I`ve ever seen. I feel fulfilled.
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Male 178
Che was a pimp lol
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Female 188
My brother told me the last thing he wants to say as he`s dying (if he can possibly plan it that way of course) is, "The... money`s ... in the..."
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Female 108
i want my last words to be "bye peepz," "ill send u a postcard"
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Male 5,970
hahahah i like the french fries :D
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Male 285
If I would choose, I would want my last words to be ``The answer...the answer is....`` *dies*

Then everyone would be like :O whats he talkin about

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Female 316
ahhh, voltaire. i like the "french fries" too. but, c`mon! who WOULDN`T want another bowl of chili before they went? I hope i die that way: death by chili. i wanna drown in it. extra cheese, no onions. ahhhhhh...
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Female 526
pirateferret i agree to a degree, it is kinda like..wow every cool list comes from cracked. but then at the same time its like wow look a cool interesting link from cracked
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Male 4,867
my history teacher told me 1:
a french WWI soldier was caught and at his execution he said to the firing squad "gentlemen, i am very grateful for all this attention" bang!
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Male 668
"Arrrghhhh. No more cracked.com please! If people want to look at the articles they can bloody browse it themselves. I like looking at new sites I found through IAB"

Quit complaining. Not everybody goes on cracked.com.

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Male 194
Lol `more weight` was funny.
So was "I`ll be in hell before you start breakfast!" LOL!
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Female 24
Arrrghhhh. No more cracked.com please! If people want to look at the articles they can bloody browse it themselves. I like looking at new sites I found through IAB
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Female 4,028
"More wight" was a quote they put in the Crucible. Now I know...

Interesting, and some funny ones in there.

Here`s another one: It`s not loaded, see?

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Male 74
lol...more weight, and by the way my comment dissapeared
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Female 194
French Fries is awesome.
I`ve heard "More Weight" before.
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Female 165
French Fries. XD
That`s just the best.
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Female 4,225
Bah! Read it this morn.

Good list. Hehe, french fries

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Male 428
hehe, french fries
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Male 3,301
I`m gonna whine like a baby.
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Male 534
I always enjoyed "Et tu Brute??"

Real or not. Hehe

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Male 20,908
Link: The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered [Rate Link] - When you die, are you going to whine like a baby or come up with something as cool as what these 11 people came up with.
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