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56 Responses to The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    Link: The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered - When you die, are you going to whine like a baby or come up with something as cool as what these 11 people came up with.
  2. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    I always enjoyed "Et tu Brute??"

    Real or not. Hehe

  3. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    I`m gonna whine like a baby.
  4. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    hehe, french fries
  5. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    Bah! Read it this morn.

    Good list. Hehe, french fries

  6. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
    165 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    French Fries. XD
    That`s just the best.
  7. Profile photo of goldthorn
    goldthorn Female 13-17
    194 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    French Fries is awesome.
    I`ve heard "More Weight" before.
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    andfoll132 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    lol...more weight, and by the way my comment dissapeared
  9. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    "More wight" was a quote they put in the Crucible. Now I know...

    Interesting, and some funny ones in there.

    Here`s another one: It`s not loaded, see?

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    pirateferret Female 18-29
    24 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    Arrrghhhh. No more cracked.com please! If people want to look at the articles they can bloody browse it themselves. I like looking at new sites I found through IAB
  11. Profile photo of Stuff_To_Do
    Stuff_To_Do Male 18-29
    194 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    Lol `more weight` was funny.
    So was "I`ll be in hell before you start breakfast!" LOL!
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    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    "Arrrghhhh. No more cracked.com please! If people want to look at the articles they can bloody browse it themselves. I like looking at new sites I found through IAB"

    Quit complaining. Not everybody goes on cracked.com.

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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    my history teacher told me 1:
    a french WWI soldier was caught and at his execution he said to the firing squad "gentlemen, i am very grateful for all this attention" bang!
  14. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    pirateferret i agree to a degree, it is kinda like..wow every cool list comes from cracked. but then at the same time its like wow look a cool interesting link from cracked
  15. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    ahhh, voltaire. i like the "french fries" too. but, c`mon! who WOULDN`T want another bowl of chili before they went? I hope i die that way: death by chili. i wanna drown in it. extra cheese, no onions. ahhhhhh...
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    CptObvious Male 13-17
    285 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    If I would choose, I would want my last words to be ``The answer...the answer is....`` *dies*

    Then everyone would be like :O whats he talkin about

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    hahahah i like the french fries :D
  18. Profile photo of bored_gal
    bored_gal Female 13-17
    108 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    i want my last words to be "bye peepz," "ill send u a postcard"
  19. Profile photo of octwilite
    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    My brother told me the last thing he wants to say as he`s dying (if he can possibly plan it that way of course) is, "The... money`s ... in the..."
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    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    Che was a pimp lol
  21. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    This is one of the most satisfying countdowns I`ve ever seen. I feel fulfilled.
  22. Profile photo of bored_gal
    bored_gal Female 13-17
    108 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    "NOT"
  23. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2196 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    Haha. I probably wouldn`t be able to think of something like that in that kind of situation.
  24. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Look at him stabbin` those Indians.
  25. Profile photo of Infinity838
    Infinity838 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    I adore Voltaire`s.
  26. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    I submitted this yesterday fancy!
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    Looking for Alaska!

    Anyone?

    No?

    Okay.

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    January16 Female 13-17
    233 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    Lmao at the "More Weight" We had to watch a movie on it. I totally hated it. How come Scarface wasn`t in there? "Wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend!" Like he had a whole last paragraph. Cus he puts the G in got dayum! in gangtsa.
  29. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    When I go, I`m just gonna say something cliche like "I`LL SEE YOU IN HELL".

    `nuff said.

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    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    These aren`t that good. I`ve read better, like "It`s not loaded..."
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    Iphianassa Female 18-29
    35 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    I like Pancho Villa`s "Don`t let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

    Although Voltaire`s is really funny.

  32. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    "They couldn`t hit an elephant at this dist"

    General John Sedgewick, American Civil War, 1864. Really.

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    Mine`s going to be

    "I see a light... It`s so beautiful... I`m moving toward the light... It`s wonderful... getting so sleepy now... hold on, what`s that smell? Is that... Is that...

    Is that pasta?"

    *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

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    bwuch Male 13-17
    290 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    ^^ thats my favorite to.
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    153Fish Male 13-17
    162 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    I hate to agree with some of the douchebags on here, but enough with the Cracked.com stuff please.
  36. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    My latin teacher once told my class about St. Lawrence of Rome, who was tried, executed, and later obtained martyrdom by the ancient Roman emperor Valerian in the year 258 A.D. His crime? Being a Christian. (This was ancient Rome.) His sentence? Being burned at the stake. His last words? "Turn me over...I`m done on this side." To this day he is associated with grills of all sorts.
    Source: http://www.amazing-planet.net/famous-las...
  37. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    I think they messed up Che`s quote.

    Wasn`t it "Shoot you coward, you are only going to kill a man" ?

  38. Profile photo of FloridaSnow
    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    NO, THIS WILL HURT SOMEONE -Budd Dwyer
  39. Profile photo of Jugganaut
    Jugganaut Male 13-17
    65 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    ^ Lol
  40. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    I loved the French Fries one. Nice sense of humor. XD
  41. Profile photo of Mitchell1192
    Mitchell1192 Male 13-17
    99 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    Che Guvera was a little BlTCH.

    Try "I have no regrets"
    -Rudolf Hoess

  42. Profile photo of Ellizabeth
    Ellizabeth Female 13-17
    119 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    I love that executed guys. You know, the french fries one. O O
    |_|
  43. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    Haha.
    French Fries.
  44. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 10:09 pm
    i liked the hell one, hell of a way to go off
  45. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:00 pm
    I want a bowl of chili too.
  46. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    French Fries. Rofl.
  47. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:45 am
    What, no questions about What do you want on your Tombstone?
  48. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:53 am
    On my tombstone I want "I told you I was sick..." I read it somewhere and loved it ever since :)
  49. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:30 am
    Yeah it was a comedians ^^

    Id want that but its a bit lame stealing a famous persons idea. ¬_¬

  50. Profile photo of Bananahammoc
    Bananahammoc Female 18-29
    309 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:17 am
    The "more weight" one seemed very noble to me, I liked it.
  51. Profile photo of robb0mayte
    robb0mayte Male 13-17
    89 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 6:26 am
    Once in a blue moon, God reaches down from his lofty perch, points at an infant boy and proclaims, "This one shall have balls carved out of drating granite."

    haha!

  52. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    since (most) girls don`t have balls, what do we use to signify kickassness?
  53. Profile photo of kanika01
    kanika01 Female 13-17
    28 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 10:06 am
    hmmmmmmmmmmmm i liked da one by Carl Panzram, Serial Killer....
  54. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 11:01 am
    French Fries rocks X3
  55. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    i loled at CptObvious comment:
    "If I would choose, I would want my last words to be "The answer...the answer is...." *dies*"

    then i thought i should say before i die "...the answer to life is...is...*dies*" then everyone would be like da_mn, i wanted to know the answer
    :( and they`d be screaming nooooo! cause the reason to life has been lost.

  56. Profile photo of Technikal
    Technikal Male 13-17
    98 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 10:49 am
    Not as badass as AJ Kenson:

    "Go on, you bastards. Satan is throwing a tea party in hell, and you`re all invited."

    The last one was pretty badass, though.

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