Substitute Teacher Fired for Wizardry

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

So much for creative learning in the classroom.
There are 53 comments:
Male 2,422
I want to be a wizard...
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Female 80
Gotta love Colbert.
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Female 161
lol, the south.
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Male 59
"manipulate me" says the girl
"manipulate her" says the father

seemed to be a little maipulation there

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Female 179
Colbert is an unfunny douchebag.
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Male 62
the best part was the concerned parent
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Female 173
Amusing clip xP.

Though I would have liked to have heard the woman finish her talking and hear the real reason for firing him :/

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Female 54
BURN HIM!!! BURN THE WITCH!!! GET THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES!!!


im majorly starting to worry about the world... dont people have better things to worry about?

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Male 772
Substitutes are only fired if enough complaintsd are sent in from students and actually accepted by the school board.

Verdict: Humans are confirmed idiots.

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Female 694
I love how you can see the tape on his thumb when he does the trick XD
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Male 169
keep the wzards out of school.serius point though no one wants there kids turning into magicians
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Male 9,305
FLORIDA!

NUFF SAID!

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Male 153
Hate colbert...
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Female 15,763
IT`S THAT EVIL HARRY POTTER, I TELL YOU!
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Male 30
isnt this a repost? meh still funny anyway lol, proves how screwed the whole education system is
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Male 473
Is everyone in florida freaking idiots? I mean seriously, its a fuc-ing magic trick. How the heck can you fire a teacher for showing the class a two second trick.

And lol, i love the first concerned redneck parent

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Male 16
a REAL wizard can make TWO toothpicks disappear!
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Female 993
Now I`m scared to teach band...I`m going to be holding my conducting baton and shout at the kids "ACCELERANDO!" and next thing I know I`ll be burned for being a witch.
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Male 4,867
hes no dumbledore
*frog noise*
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Female 375
lol. funny stuff. HOW DID HE DO IT. IM AMAZED. =P
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Female 442
Very nice; "It`s gone...and... now it`s back..."

I could watch him say that for probably hours and still be amused.

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Male 44
(dramatic music)
WITCH!!!! WITCH I SAY!!!!!
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Male 38
Um...wasn`t this a repost?
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Male 743
Lol.
How did he to it???
Tape. And the back of his thumb.
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Female 295
haha, this made me smile....anybody agree that the trick was really lame?
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Female 161
HAHA! that was classic. Steven Colbert makes my day
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Male 629
haha, I loved the LotR, HP (and an Arthur or Merlin movie?) in it.
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Male 98
hhahahaa xD gave it full stars
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Male 3,296
or idiocracy
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Male 3,296
i love his sarcasm.....


and yeah its happenning like that one movie

ideocracy

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Male 5,970
harry Potter is sad
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Male 2,160
proof of mental de-evolution in humans i´d say
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Female 321
i actually saw this 2 nights ago on tv. so it was nothing hilarious :-/
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Female 4,225
Mych, really?

Sweet, you git the colbert report one up

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Female 486
Heh, that was pretty funny.
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Male 128
He was probably fired for doing tricks instead of teaching maths or something :)
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Female 1,287
he was actually fired because of the same reason as in this clip...but comedy central made it "funny" (a.k.a. annoying)
he was realy fired because he was showing kids how to do magic tricks and i guess one of the kid called it wizardry, so yea.

but this video: i was gonna say `REPOST!!!1` but then i realized that it was just the real story made funny. but not funny. im still bored.

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Male 2,703
colbert report is lame, and the daily show has taken the same turn...stephen colbert will invite guests onto his show to discuss something and then interrupt them and not let them get their point across, much like talk show hosts. don`t invite people to censor them, makes you look like a jackass.
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Female 23
Haha that was funny.. I want him as my substitute teacher.. A wizard would be better than the clapping monkey my teacher left on his desk and claimed was the sub...
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Female 2,258
I want to know why the guy was actually fired.
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Male 490
Yep Colber(t) is funny as hell... anyway, now it`s toothpicks, but imagine if this Wizard moves onto pens?! Oh, the horror!
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Male 422
Maybe I want to add a sarcasm warning to the post above...
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Male 422
Well... It is pretty convincing, isn`t it? Surely you saw what I saw: A evil lord of magic performing wizardry! Burn him, I say!
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Male 128
but how did he make the toothpick dissapear!
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Female 432
that was entertaining
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Male 418
couldnt see it either...but I think I remember hearing about this story...It`s nice to know teachers are getting fired for making learning fun...grrr
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Male 53
That was pretty funny.
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Male 335
so why was he fired if not for (dum dum dum) WIZARDERY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 3
that was freakin hilarious!
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Male 343
LOL i loved the clips from LOTR and Harry Potter.
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Female 102
Vids not loadin.
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Male 291
the vid wouldent load for me maby cus im at school?
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Male 20,830
Link: Substitute Teacher Fired for Wizardry [Rate Link] - So much for creative learning in the classroom.
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