Stripper Smashes Self

Submitted by: rycanto 8 years ago Funny
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/this-stripper-isnt-very-good-at-her-job/

OK, we all know that strippers are as thick as bricks, but you"d think they"d understand basic physics.
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Female 43
..Is she dead? XD
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Male 4,867
if something like that happened to you, you would delete it. not post it on the damn internet
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Male 498
lol
PHAIL!
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Male 41
Yeah "smashing" means something else where i come from, he he. she never smashed herself anyway....
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Female 2,084
i was wondering if smashing meant something else and i just wasn`t up with lingo. but uh. lol. it was literal. that was stupid. i wonder if she was ok.
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Male 522
Stupidity is it`s own punishment. Too bad terrible dancing isn`t.

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Female 1,063
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omg I GOT to catch my breath, PHEW!! what a dumb as.s bitc.h!

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Male 838
Ok, I`m gonna put my two cents in here. As she obviously isn`t the brightest bulb, it`s hard to have sympathy. I don`t think stupidity deserves sympathy, no matter what the outcome. That`s why we have Darwin Awards, for cryin` out loud. Secondly... It amuses me to no end that there were clues... Wobbly furniture.. no grip with the towel (jacket, whatever)... leaning back too far... etc... And she still didn`t stop. Hurray for dumb.
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Female 359
She looked so serious. LOL
All I can say is that in an earthquake that thing would have fallen on her anyway, Never heard of mounting or securing furniture to a wall?
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Male 63
Funniest. Thing. Ever. XD
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Female 40
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA what a dumbass
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Male 22
Ow. Seriously. That has gotta hurt.

Poor cupboard.

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Female 649
loll wowwowowoowow dummy! xD
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Male 7,933
My mom works in furniture so I know every furniture has warnings that say "Do not attempt to preform crappy strip move on furniture, may result in IAB post" Oddly specific
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Female 432
I thought she was going to bang her head while she was leaning over or something but that was even better lmao
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Female 1,231
Seems staged... took too long to get to the funny part...

Still funny, though.

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Male 2,422
lol that was great!
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Male 11,740
THIS close to being a Darwin Award winner. Damn the luck.
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Male 1,193
also, took to long to get to the funny part.
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Male 1,193
made my day. i`d like to know why she posted this after embarrassing herself. maybe it was live webcam.
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Male 55
Double fail. She can`t even dance.
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Male 1,013
1. wasn`t stripping, it was a poor attempt at belly dancing.

2. Almost seems staged.

3. I`d rather watch shakira if I want to see belly dancing.

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Female 4,447
I want to feel sympathetic, but I can`t because how in the hell did she not know that was going to happen? Did the tipsy furniture *not* clue her in?! Obviously it was leaning quite a bit and for quite a while before it even fell over. Dumb. DUMB!
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Female 4,197
ugh, how many videos are there of chicks shaking there butt. OK, you can do it - but so can 4 million other women!!

ok rant over, that looked painful. I hope shes ok, but it was very funny. I wonder if she`s the one who put it on the net?

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Male 384
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Male 194
Ummm. Good. Boobies... yeah...dresser...oh nice..........wtf?
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Male 3,301
^ AKappy, I`m pretty sure she still has that warrant out for your arrest...
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Male 9,306
Aqua: I know, censors these days...
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Male 2,616
LOOFAH! That was ONE time, and you got me drunk. Can we please get past it?
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Male 2,616
You asked and I answered. I`m helpful!
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Male 3,301
^^ Yeah, AKappy really likes asses. Ya gotta watch yerself `round him.
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Female 761
Jeeze, AKappy, on my ass today?
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Male 46
was the music in spanish?

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Male 2,616
No pun.
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Male 119
how could you not tell that was going to happen
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Female 761
Wait. That`s a pun, right?
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Female 761
She might`ve slipped a nip.^

I would say she broke her shelf. Not herself.

BAHAHAHAHAH IT`S A PUN, GET IT?!

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Female 532
LOL, they blur out her boobs despite them being in a bra...

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Female 310
yeah becuase hooking a blanket on a flimsy bookcase and hanging your "stripper physisque" from it totally sounded like it would work out ok
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Male 418
bad people think stuff like this is freaking hilarious.

I am a very very bad person.

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Male 418
I bet my new Chuck Taylors shes didn`t graduate highschool.
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Male 3,301
Hawt. She goht teh b00bs lol
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Male 382
Wow nice improvisation, a coat hanging from a cupboard door.
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Male 2,616
DEAD!

She`s not even a stripper... just a bored girl with a webcam, methinks.

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Female 1,071
Ah ok that was a tad cringey to watch but she deserved it...

FAIL is definately right!

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Male 668
LMAO... she kept leaning back on it...

That wasn`t a very attractive dance, the way she did it.

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Male 13
Link: Stripper Smashes Self [Rate Link] - OK, we all know that strippers are as thick as bricks, but you`d think they`d understand basic physics.
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