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Date: 06/27/08 02:30 PM

47 Responses to Stripper Smashes Self

  1. Profile photo of rycanto
    rycanto Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    Link: Stripper Smashes Self - OK, we all know that strippers are as thick as bricks, but you`d think they`d understand basic physics.
  2. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    LMAO... she kept leaning back on it...

    That wasn`t a very attractive dance, the way she did it.

  3. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    Ah ok that was a tad cringey to watch but she deserved it...

    FAIL is definately right!

  4. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    DEAD!

    She`s not even a stripper... just a bored girl with a webcam, methinks.

  5. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    Wow nice improvisation, a coat hanging from a cupboard door.
  6. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    Hawt. She goht teh b00bs lol
  7. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    I bet my new Chuck Taylors shes didn`t graduate highschool.
  8. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    419 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    bad people think stuff like this is freaking hilarious.

    I am a very very bad person.

  9. Profile photo of slepre
    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    yeah becuase hooking a blanket on a flimsy bookcase and hanging your "stripper physisque" from it totally sounded like it would work out ok
  10. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    536 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    LOL, they blur out her boobs despite them being in a bra...

  11. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    She might`ve slipped a nip.^

    I would say she broke her shelf. Not herself.

    BAHAHAHAHAH IT`S A PUN, GET IT?!

  12. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    Wait. That`s a pun, right?
  13. Profile photo of naz2k55
    naz2k55 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    how could you not tell that was going to happen
  14. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    No pun.
  15. Profile photo of Biosynth
    Biosynth Male 18-29
    46 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    was the music in spanish?

  16. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    Jeeze, AKappy, on my ass today?
  17. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    ^^ Yeah, AKappy really likes asses. Ya gotta watch yerself `round him.
  18. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    You asked and I answered. I`m helpful!
  19. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    LOOFAH! That was ONE time, and you got me drunk. Can we please get past it?
  20. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    Aqua: I know, censors these days...
  21. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    ^ AKappy, I`m pretty sure she still has that warrant out for your arrest...
  22. Profile photo of Stuff_To_Do
    Stuff_To_Do Male 18-29
    194 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    Ummm. Good. Boobies... yeah...dresser...oh nice..........wtf?
  23. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    Facepalm
  24. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    ugh, how many videos are there of chicks shaking there butt. OK, you can do it - but so can 4 million other women!!

    ok rant over, that looked painful. I hope shes ok, but it was very funny. I wonder if she`s the one who put it on the net?

  25. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    I want to feel sympathetic, but I can`t because how in the hell did she not know that was going to happen? Did the tipsy furniture *not* clue her in?! Obviously it was leaning quite a bit and for quite a while before it even fell over. Dumb. DUMB!
  26. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    1. wasn`t stripping, it was a poor attempt at belly dancing.

    2. Almost seems staged.

    3. I`d rather watch shakira if I want to see belly dancing.

  27. Profile photo of Benoxxxx
    Benoxxxx Male 13-17
    56 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    Double fail. She can`t even dance.
  28. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    made my day. i`d like to know why she posted this after embarrassing herself. maybe it was live webcam.
  29. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    also, took to long to get to the funny part.
  30. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    THIS close to being a Darwin Award winner. Damn the luck.
  31. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    lol that was great!
  32. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    Seems staged... took too long to get to the funny part...

    Still funny, though.

  33. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    I thought she was going to bang her head while she was leaning over or something but that was even better lmao
  34. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    My mom works in furniture so I know every furniture has warnings that say "Do not attempt to preform crappy strip move on furniture, may result in IAB post" Oddly specific
  35. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    loll wowwowowoowow dummy! xD
  36. Profile photo of dragonwei
    dragonwei Male 18-29
    22 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    Ow. Seriously. That has gotta hurt.

    Poor cupboard.

  37. Profile photo of iluv2paclgo
    iluv2paclgo Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA what a dumbass
  38. Profile photo of Dukem
    Dukem Male 13-17
    63 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    Funniest. Thing. Ever. XD
  39. Profile photo of crystalskyz
    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    She looked so serious. LOL
    All I can say is that in an earthquake that thing would have fallen on her anyway, Never heard of mounting or securing furniture to a wall?
  40. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    Ok, I`m gonna put my two cents in here. As she obviously isn`t the brightest bulb, it`s hard to have sympathy. I don`t think stupidity deserves sympathy, no matter what the outcome. That`s why we have Darwin Awards, for cryin` out loud. Secondly... It amuses me to no end that there were clues... Wobbly furniture.. no grip with the towel (jacket, whatever)... leaning back too far... etc... And she still didn`t stop. Hurray for dumb.
  41. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    omg I GOT to catch my breath, PHEW!! what a dumb as.s bitc.h!

  42. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    Stupidity is it`s own punishment. Too bad terrible dancing isn`t.

  43. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 11:41 pm
    i was wondering if smashing meant something else and i just wasn`t up with lingo. but uh. lol. it was literal. that was stupid. i wonder if she was ok.
  44. Profile photo of Richie_Mc
    Richie_Mc Male 30-39
    41 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 4:41 am
    Yeah "smashing" means something else where i come from, he he. she never smashed herself anyway....
  45. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 5:59 am
    lol
    PHAIL!
  46. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:50 am
    if something like that happened to you, you would delete it. not post it on the damn internet
  47. Profile photo of uniserinity
    uniserinity Female 18-29
    43 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    ..Is she dead? XD

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