Skateboarder Breaks His Nuts

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Sports

I"ve seen many an applesack getting smashed due to a skateboard mishap, but this clip is the only one that made me yelp.
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Male 341
That looks very very painful. The force was enough to knock his shoes off.
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Male 99
@dyno Try no kids at all, the force he hit is more than enough to seperate your pubic hairs from the rest of you, much less have your nutsack make it.
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Male 92
im pretty sure hes gonna have retarded kids cuz of that
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Male 93
Awesome!
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Male 2,422
Helmet and a jockstrap kids.
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Female 943
boy! he does not look happy.
imagine what would`ve happened with out the protective plastic on that electric wire
:-O
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Male 1,036
He looks like 100 years old (after)
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Female 312
OUCHTOWN POPULATION YOU BRO!
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Male 12
How did he walk after that o.O

No kids for him...

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Female 531
i bet there`s permanant damage there...
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Male 1,182
i really yelled outloud
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Female 363
:| Oh my Lord.
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Male 612
umm....how does he get up after that...JESUS CHRIST thats gotta hurt
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Male 106
eh....seen better
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Male 1,109
i sumbitted this too. :[ and a while ago.
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Female 1,398
Hahahaa these videos make me glad I`m female.
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Male 86
He got up and walked after that?

He should get his balls replaced with balls of brass, for free.

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Male 668
oh. my. god.

i`m scared to skate now.

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Female 316
DUDE DON`T TRY TO STAND UP! that would`ve hurt a girl! he is one hell of a man to take it like he did. dear god! that is the true definition of walking wounded. bring a stretcher or something!
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Male 2,344
No, he`s not alright! But I seriously...my nuts just hurt after watching that.
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Male 135
its official, the internet is the best form of television on the face of the earth
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Female 2,196
OW
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Male 1,556
"Jerimiah! look over yonder!"
" Ahh! seems he has mounted of ye new foot carts!"
"Mayhap he will learn thy lesson this dawn?"
"Mayhap."
"HOLY poo DUDE HIS TESTICLES ARE LIKE PUDDING BY NOW!"
"Thy will perish this dusk, ye must stay in character"
"Pray, this will not occur!"
"Its too late rooster head.
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Male 2,781
REMINDED ME OF A SONG BY AVRIL LAVIGNE...

HE WAS A SK8ER BOI SHE SAID C U LATER BOY... NOW I KNOW WHY. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ROFLMAO

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Female 1,260
OOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH! Now a girl!
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Female 57
Dude, how do you get up after that?
I don`t even have nuts but I know I would have puked.
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Female 114
He took that like a man
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Male 498
EEWWW OMG aaahhh you hear them crunch!!!!

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Male 448
Hahahahahahahahah
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haha
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Male 56
You only puke on direct hits but still even if that wasn`t direct it still must have torn his sack or a part of his legs =/ Poor guy
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Female 290
I don`t even have nuts and that would still be insanly painful... poor guy.
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Female 429
holy crabapples.
how did he not throw up?
i dont even have balls, but that hurt. so so badly.
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Male 358
xsmalltalkx: Thats cruel
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Male 358
Assuming cooked shrimp position now...
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Female 90
I think the normal speed one is worse....looks so much more painful.

Still funny. So glad I`m not male.

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Male 876
EXPLOSION!!!!! Ah hell no! Guess who gets to adopt a kid?
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Female 198
I found that hilarious. =]
Skateboarders can be such idiots.
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Female 1,065
OW!

That hurt me.

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Male 91
He hit so hard his shoe came off. Holy poo.
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Male 2,440
I love it when people are like "You alright?" YEAH, HE`S JUST FINE. FORGET THE NUT-CRUSHING PAIN. HE`S ALRIGHT. Really? Seriously? The first thing I would say is "Let`s get to the hospital."
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Male 637
I, personally, watched the video over and over. I`m a bit of a sadist... Still, I feel sorry for his lack of children, and shoes, in the future.
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Female 168
"My boys swim in circles."
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Male 34
in 5 years of skating ive never had an incident as horrible as that....ouch
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Female 362
I don`t even HAVE balls and I was cringing.
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Male 208
Jeez, and I thought I got hurt when the shower came on too hard...I don`t think I can stand up after that.
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Male 3,058
The fact that he got up means that it wasn`t a direct hit, but the visual alone was enough to make my boys crawl up inside... I`m not sure they`re come down any time soon either...
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Male 432
the fact that he got up after that makes him my hero for about a day or two. i`ll hardflip that 8 stair because it can`t be as bad if i fall as that was!
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Female 432
omg he`ll never have kids for sure...he lost his shoe and hat that was the worst i saw yet...
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Female 993
Wow, the slow-motion replay at the end even made me cringe.
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Female 23
@ FrcknA, take that pain and multiply it by 100 and you`ve got child birth. :)

But OMG this video hurt me, I almost threw up just watching it! D: poor poor skate boarder guy..

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Male 179
holy crap, my nuts hurt when the smallest thing hits them.. but this.. damn i was just supprised he managed to walk without keeling over in pain :S

poor dude!! (idiot but still poor dude)

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Female 34
It made be cringe and laugh at the same time.
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Male 475
whoa i`ve seen nuts kicks, punched, slapped hit with objects but this is the worst!
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Female 1,412
Hello pain. That deserved a very slow ``oh....my....God.``. Im so glad I will never experience that pain.
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Female 67
omg i feel bad for him oh so bad
im a girl and i felt the pain

ppoor him
i dont think children will be in his future

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Male 1,244
Hey Mitchster, has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like my mom?
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Male 391
that my friends is a true trooper
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Female 173
That put me in pain, and I don`t even have those parts :x
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Male 44
skateboarders are gonna be endangered in the next 5-10 years.
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Male 132
on the plus side, it was a nice nollie
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Male 650
He did hit one of those things where the electric wires come out right?
So what if there was a power leakage...

MOAR PAIN!!

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Male 1,053
might of hit im in between the nads

like no direct hit

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Male 28
^
youre a heartless witch
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Female 32
As an older female, I find this shreekingly funny. Maybe next time he won`t try such an ignorant stunt. That`s what happens children when you`re a dumbass. I love how it knocked his shoes off. To whoever posted this, thanks for the laugh, I needed it today.
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Male 22
Notice he got his shoe but didn`t retrieve his skateboard...

Also, I think he sat down in the street hoping a truck would kill him.

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Male 288
The reason you don`t see too many skateboarders is because they are unable to reproduce.
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Male 285
in skateboarding, its always either the nutsack cruching or brain truama that is the injury.
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Female 471
that hurt my non-existent male gentelia
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Male 4,393
o god no babys sad :(
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Female 233
If I had balls they would be hurting just watching this!
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Male 762
Balls of steel , fair does to the lad
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Male 126
OH MY GOD! *feels faint*
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Male 743
Haha..I have one worse story,It`s of my dad.
He was playing football when someone smashed their helmets there..
One of his orbs smashed open.
He now has 3 instead of two,since two are growing from one.
My dad is the first 3 balled man.Lol.
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Female 657
FrcknA, I wager it hurts more than that. I have full respect for ball-injuries. ><
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Male 294
i dont understand how theres always a camera at site.
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Male 459
ow.......hes not having kids............
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Male 99
Uhm. DAMN!!!
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Male 151
Just so you know girls, getting hit in the balls would probably feel like getting punched in the boobs and the ovaries at the same time and have the pain be concentrated into a little sack that hurts for like a good 30 minutes afterward. There is no worse pain.
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Male 45
*Bursts into tears*
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Male 4,290
I feel sick.
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Male 4
When I saw it was going into slow-motion, I immediately stopped watching... it was hard enough watching the first time.
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Male 518
Ouch! He did the capital of Thailand.
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Female 66
omg woahhh!! what an idiot though jumping off of that wall, he should`ve known that it couldn`t end well.
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Male 34
The poor bastard, the slow motion did make it more "painful".
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Male 216
jesus christ.


ow.

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Female 2,144
haha, he got so mad.
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Male 103
O_o all i can say is...OW!
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Male 701
And wouldn`t the springy-ness make it go back and forth hitting him more than once? :-O
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Male 701
Must`ve just barely missed his nuts, or he wouldn`t be walking..
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Male 2,616
I think the fact that the thing he hit was pretty loose and springy is what made him able to get up and walk around without wallowing in a pool of his own vomit. It absorbed some of the testicular shock.
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Female 657
"It annoys me how all the ladies are laughing at this."

Yeah, so one chick actually laughed about this. The rest of the females were like "OMG HIS BABY-MAKING ORBS!"
Woman having stereotypically more empathy proves right in this case.

No, dude. All the chicks are not laughing at this. We`re feeling surrogate ball-pains.

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Female 324
<i>It annoys me how all the ladies are laughing at this.</i>

Normally, I admit it, I find something like this incredibly funny, but that one just made me cringe. I mean, you bash your thigh on something at that speed, and imagine the bruise you`d have, I`d hate to know what it did to his old fella...

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Female 89
That made me cringe O.o

It also makes me very happy that I was born a female

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Female 2,249
OW OH GOD OW! *has seizure*

notice how this happens mostly to guys who ride skateboards?

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Male 92
he just got neutered the hard way! ouch... but, still funny... hes probably gonna have a squeaky voice for a while... XP
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Female 4,028
[quote]It annoys me how all the ladies are laughing at this.[/quote] "All"? )-|
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Male 193
It annoys me how all the ladies are laughing at this.
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Male 233
*Ride* *ride* *ride* *jump* *land* *slip* *crunch*
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Male 904
lol
aw man i bet he couldnt talk right for weeks
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Female 4,028
Another video that hurt my non-existant nuts. Eesh. Poor guy.
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Male 208
seetheidiot that is because you dont have ca hones.
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Male 891
O.O

he got up? how!? *I`M* having a hard time getting up after that

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Female 81
it didn`t even make me cringe.
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Male 208
He can truly be a nominee for the darwin award.
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Male 3,301
"If skateboarders don`t stop this amateur skateboarding phase, we will lose a generation!"

Good riddance, I say!

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Male 848
If skateboarders don`t stop this amateur skateboarding phase, we will lose a generation!
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Male 76
I can`t help but think of the ACDC song "Big Balls" ... now an anthem to that poor fellow
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Male 544
How does he walk?!?! D:
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Male 1,226
That actually made MY balls hurt...ouch...
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Male 413
now u see this teaches all those who think skating is "rad" to think twice before taking up the so called sport. IT WASN`T MENT TO HAPPEN!!!
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Male 4,012
He`s not going to get a `happy father`s day` card, like, ever.
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Female 204
where`d the skateboard go??
that was a pretty steep hill he was going to roll down before his nuts were crushed (as were his hopes of fatherhood)
still, i reckon rolling down that would have been the better option
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Female 119
im surprised he didnt puke... i thought for sure he was going to
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Female 526
oh my goodness gracious... i feel bad for him lots and lots. i dont even have testiculars and wanted to cry for him.
surprised he didn`t vomit
and that he walked.
fuzzah!
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Male 1,766
This is why i refrain from physical activity and stay on the internet
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Female 657
GUYS! PLEASE TELL ME HOW HE DID NOT PUKE RIGHT AFTER THIS HAPPENED?! I`m not even a guy but the nuts I don`t have hurt so bad after that I think *i`m* going to puke
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Male 3,301
There were two bars there; one bar for each nut. Poor thing.
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Female 15,763
D8

Oh my god my feet got tingly watching that.

HOW did he get up after that? Did it like.. not quite hit him in the right (wrong) spot?

I... oh god that looks HORRIBLE.

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Male 2,616
Ah, that brings me back. I DON`T WANNA GO BACK!! AHH!!
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Female 1,006
OMFG, I can`t stop laughing. He bashed his nuts so hard his shoes fell off!
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Male 76
he got up and WALKED
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Male 543
EEEOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHWWWWWW....

What a terrible whiplash, too.
Eh, I`m still skating.

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Male 541
the slow motion only made it worse
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Male 541
zomg... my "boys" hurt just looking at that!
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Male 21,016
Link: Skateboarder Breaks His Nuts [Rate Link] - I`ve seen many an applesack getting smashed due to a skateboard mishap, but this clip is the only one that made me yelp.
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