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I`m a bit of a sarcastic A-hole so when she asked, "am i beautiful?" the first time, I`d reflexively reply, "no, you`re Japanese."
Liposuction. Get it?Okay bye.
A nouveau-riche Russian woman was in Calcutta, India, spending as much of her recently-acquired money as possible while waiting for a new liver. She was in Calcutta because liver transplants there are (or were at the time of the story) the cheapest place in the world to get them. While she was waiting for an available liver, she decided to get liposuction, too. She went to a surgeon and he tried to talk her out of it, but she was insistent that she wanted liposuction. So he quoted a very cheap price, she paid in advance, and then went under anaesthesia and the knife. She woke up very excited to see her new look, but when she felt her thighs she felt neither pain nor bandages. Huh, that can`t be right....she started to...
I slit open my mouthSo I can scare kiddiesI try to freak out random peopleBut now I`m just a freak!And now I`m stuck showing passerby my teeth!It`s hard to work!And I have no clients!And I killed my fiancee!And I haveLOTSOFBILLSTOPAY!
It sucks to be me, it sucks to be me, I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka SUCK it suck to be me!
(Gimme a break, I just came up with it XD)
It`s all been done before.
that freakin woman`s gunna give me nightmares now!!
They hold the torch when it comes to scaring children at night.
btw, the information are incomplete. kuchisake-onna is actually a ghost in japanese mythology, the urban legend came later.
PS. Reminded me of the Black Daliah movie. And the Joker. ^_^
I always am freaked out by creatures with big mouths.
"that actually was scary until they showed her"
my thoughts exactly
EWWWWWW!!!!!! On second though, she probably gives terrible head too.
That was really boring, actually. Ooooh, spooky. At least she`s always smiling. You know what they say about how many muscles it takes to frown. Now she doesn`t have to worry.