Severed Mouth Woman

Submitted by: LoofahBoy 9 years ago in Weird

On second thought, maybe I DON"T want to go to Japan... The payoff is at the very end.
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Male 348
That is very creepy :S
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Female 491
I admit to being a little spooked but the end ruined it completely.
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Male 177
I am sorta evil, i walked outta the room to get a drink while I told my little brother to stay in the room and watch the video...at 11:00 p.m. at night. He saw it, freaked out, went upstairs,(o yea forgot, it was in my basement with the lights out), 2 hours later he fell asleep. When he woke up, he told me he had NO nightmares...WTF!?!?!
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Male 592
wow, so according to legend, she comes up to you with a common surgical mask over her face and asks, "am i beautiful?" when you say, yes she shows you her face and asks again, and depending on your answer she maims or kills you or something.

I`m a bit of a sarcastic A-hole so when she asked, "am i beautiful?" the first time, I`d reflexively reply, "no, you`re Japanese."

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Male 105
Um. *Ahem* I`m not laughing. Like, at all. I think I`ll throw up as soon as the nightmare I`m sure I`ll have comes to a close.
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Male 28
dude, I get scared WAAAAAAY too easily.
I know. Laugh away.
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Female 233
^^ wow?!?!
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Female 40
...she started to call the nurse and was suddenly overwhelmed with horror. Because even though she could not feel the effects of what SHE thought was liposuction, at that point she realized that her mouth was bandaged. Because the Indian doctor`s understanding of liposuction was......not the same as her understanding of it.

Liposuction. Get it?
Okay bye.

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Female 40
That was an unforgivable waste of my time. For anyone else who thinks so, too, maybe this story will help make up for it (I`m sorry but I`m not the world`s best story teller - original source is Tahir Shah`s Sorceror`s Apprentice, a book in the travel section).

A nouveau-riche Russian woman was in Calcutta, India, spending as much of her recently-acquired money as possible while waiting for a new liver. She was in Calcutta because liver transplants there are (or were at the time of the story) the cheapest place in the world to get them. While she was waiting for an available liver, she decided to get liposuction, too. She went to a surgeon and he tried to talk her out of it, but she was insistent that she wanted liposuction. So he quoted a very cheap price, she paid in advance, and then went under anaesthesia and the knife. She woke up very excited to see her new look, but when she felt her thighs she felt neither pain nor bandages. Huh, that can`t be right....she started to...

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Male 359
at the end her eyes moved O_O! I must say that would be creepy if that was real
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Male 91
So whaddya think? *eyebrow waggle*
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Male 91
SMW: *starts singingh to the tune of Christmas Eve`s part in "Sucks to be Me"*

I slit open my mouth
So I can scare kiddies
I try to freak out random people
But now I`m just a freak!
And now I`m stuck showing passerby my teeth!
It`s hard to work!
And I have no clients!
And I killed my fiancee!
And I have
LOTS
OF
BILLS
TO
PAY!

It sucks to be me, it sucks to be me, I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka SUCK it suck to be me!

(Gimme a break, I just came up with it XD)

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Female 507
xXxcupcakexXx: great now I`m gonna have nightmares of demented dolls...

cupcake,

It`s all been done before.

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Male 307
i was totally thinking "Screamer" so i took out my headphones before the end..."Do you think I`m pretty?" "No.." "Dang...*cries*"
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Male 91
I saw this one before! I loved it!
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Male 897
holy poop!! That was horrifying! I like my women with all of their bits and pieces..
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Male 2,395
OMFG I skipped to the end and saw that freakin creepy face >_>
NOW im really scared to walk alone at night

that freakin woman`s gunna give me nightmares now!!

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Male 72
0_0 it`s daytime and i`m creeped out XD
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Male 5,970
ahahahha, i laughed at the end
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Female 55
the ending just ruined the whole thing...
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2,842
lol what the F!
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Male 72
ohwell if that THING comes to my hotel when im in japan ill rip the rest of her face up
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Female 432
``You could fit a whole corn cob in there!
=D``
lolll didn`t think about that one
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Female 254
O_O
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Male 9,305
Japanese horror stories kick the crap out of any you`d find in the US... o_o;

They hold the torch when it comes to scaring children at night.

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Female 161
thanks eleutherarch, and your right it did look like the joker, haha!
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Female 161
ok i saw it, it wasnt so bad. I thought it was an actual woman, not a myth and then a reconstrution.
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Female 1,002
Berberry: It`s a woman with a huge mouth who looks a bit like the joker.
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Female 161
Ugh! what is it!? Im so scared to look
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Female 345
LOOFAH BOY!!! WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT?! Now I`kll have double nightmares!
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Female 6
lol crap :-P
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Male 876
It`s a hob-goblin! OH NO!!! HOB GOB GOB GOB GOB!!!!
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Female 38
HA brill cream xD
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Male 416
Nevermind the movie part, what I heard from the reviews the movie is indeed crap.
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Female 33
That was...uugh. =_= It`s morning here, but..uugh. They could put her in a chain letter...
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Female 176
that was horrifying
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Male 416
Japanees horror is so awsome, I like how the always manage to make you get a litle sympathy for the villian, and damn minjofu... I have got to see that movie !
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Male 107
I recently saw that movie LoofahBoy posted the trailer for - it`s more or less lame and the actress who played the slit-mouthed woman was actually hot.

btw, the information are incomplete. kuchisake-onna is actually a ghost in japanese mythology, the urban legend came later.

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Male 337
The thing reminded me of Gmod face poser for Half Life 2 and Source, you can get some pretty funny faces from it. But still I laughed when I saw it, but turned off the sound at the end, thought it would be a screamer.
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Male 4,246
Ah, hell. Time to do some laundry and steam-clean the computer-room floor & chair again. :-(
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Male 65
I was drinking water when "the payoff" occurred. I almost choked to death, I laughed so hard. That was hilarious!
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Female 182
too scared to look! *cry*
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Male 294
hahhaa the only creepy part was the music
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Female 309
That was just odd.
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Female 1,006
that... was creepy. Japan is messed up, yo.
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Female 1,407
OMG that was Awesome!!

PS. Reminded me of the Black Daliah movie. And the Joker. ^_^

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Female 1,002
"Am I pretty?"
"Y-yeah..."
"HOW ABOUT NOW?!??!?! 8D"
I laughed so hard. Was I meant to?
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Female 458
She looks quite happy!
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Male 123
And her legend lives on:


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Male 35
Eh, that was worthless.
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Female 360
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who... .. - a wikipedia article on "the man who laughs"
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Female 360
I think I might know where this came from. Victor Hugo wrote a novel called The Man Who Laughs, that featured a main character who`s face was mutilated as a child by a group called the Comprichicos(spanish for `child buyers`, although they usually stole children, and kidnapped adults). The comprichicos developed techniques of creating freaks to sell to aristocracy for entertainment. In the case of the Victor Hugo character his cheeks were slit on both sides, and parts of his gums were removed to expose more of the teeth, giving him a permanent "death`s grin". Something of the like went on in Asia as well but that group was notorious for collecting orphans and binding their growing limbs so they would become deformed, and in some cases, they even placed children in narrow necked jars tending to them until they were grown, when they would break open the jars and sell them to freak collectors. http://www.jstor.or
Male 3,301
You think THATS creepy? Check out the trailer for the Movie! Wait till the end. You`ll never sleep again.
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Female 486
That will give me nightmares.
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Female 91
happy stare+slashed mouth=way creeper than just slashed mouth
definetly.
time to go watch that Bear in a Tree video again!
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Male 101
Yikes...

I always am freaked out by creatures with big mouths.

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Female 251
2 for the interesting story
but the end had no payoff
i want my money back
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Male 48
Nightmares..! :-(
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Female 204
coming to a screamer near you
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Male 358
Ah Christ! It`s effing nighttime, and I just watched a crazy Japanese cult horror flick! Hello-o-o delirium!
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Male 848
Pucker up! I`m going in!
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Male 107
she`s a bagger face "just cover her face and youre good to go!"
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Female 71
that actually scared the crap outta me cause my mom came in and turned the light off right when they showed her face. yup. i will sleep well tonight.
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Male 34
Were the eyes moving at the end?! o_O!? *hides under the bed
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Male 427
with a mouth like that i bet its lot easier to give some head
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Male 1,882
Man, that was dumb.
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Female 498
was good untill they showed the model that just runied it
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Male 1,556
Lol Realbman. That metal face thing bugs me.
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Female 186
O_O
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Female 1,211
Oh holy poo, WTF! That`s just creepy.
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Male 3,296
deepthroat

hehe

"that actually was scary until they showed her"

my thoughts exactly

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Male 108
y wud you chase children if you had a severed mouth... sounds like sum d-bag who had an accident and wanted to get bak at the world by chasn kids wtf?
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Male 216
actualy, i found it creeper that the eyes were wide open, with sort of a happy stare in them
happy stare+slashed mouth=way creeper than just slashed mouth
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Female 179
Aww it was good until they showed her at the end. I wish they had taken it seriously. :(
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Female 173
I wonder how I can get IAB to pay for my therapy?
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Female 102
LMAO HONEYCOMB.
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Male 1,550
Reminds me of the Joker
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Male 123
At least flossing was easy.
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Male 428
hahaha! Opiebreath, that`s exactly what I thought when I saw it!
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Female 878
You could fit a whole corn cob in there!
=D
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Male 19
EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!OMFG THAT IS....EWWWWW
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Female 239
"I bet she`s a good kisser"

EWWWWWW!!!!!! On second though, she probably gives terrible head too.

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Female 15,763
AAAHAHA!
Being a wimp, I was kinda afraid it`d be scary... but it just look like an Asian Honeycomb Cereal creature.
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Male 22
Subzeroblue2... it`s actually nightime where i live :( ... and yes.. i was studying when i decided to just relax at the PC, watching a IAB video (that works).. and WTF!! it`s 3am here.. i can`t sleep =_=

CYa

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Male 667
I bet she`s a good kisser
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Female 207
Ummmmm, what was the payoff?

That was really boring, actually. Ooooh, spooky. At least she`s always smiling. You know what they say about how many muscles it takes to frown. Now she doesn`t have to worry.

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Male 123
Disgusting? Apparently none of you have had severed mouth oral. Forget everything you thought you know about pleasure.
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Female 204
thank god its not nightime where i live.that scared the poo out of me
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Male 244
ugh... I didn`t like that.
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Male 298
that was fcuking creepy
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Female 81
great now I`m gonna have nightmares of demented dolls...
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Female 254
Neat!
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Male 54
that actually was scary until they showed her.
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Male 342
LOL its darth malak!!!!!!!! all ppl who played kotor will lol
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Female 84
That was strange.....
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Male 81
ok... actually, it was a little creepy.
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Male 446
The actress that plays her is pretty hot. I`d hit it too.
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Male 416
I`d hit it.
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Male 446
This is a real legend? I have a Japanese movie based on it. It`s a pretty typical Japanese horror movie that actually had me falling out of my chair laughing
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Female 140
ew...
that`s just gross looking.
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Male 73
Thanks for the nightmares IAB -.-
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Female 192
What magic word? Brill cream? What?!
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Male 3,301
Link: Severed Mouth Woman [Rate Link] - On second thought, maybe I DON`T want to go to Japan... The payoff is at the very end.
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