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Date: 06/28/08 06:45 PM

77 Responses to Scottish Teen

  1. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 10:11 am
    Link: Scottish Teen - Mom gives away a little to much information about her son`s, ummm, ``personal habits,`` to the neighbors.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    o wow....
    :-/
  3. Profile photo of muffliato
    muffliato Male 18-29
    65 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    hey the video doesn`t work on my computer so what else do i have to say?
  4. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    I`m masturbating right now, so I`m getting a kick out of watching... Oops, wrong website.

    I still prefer Katherine Tate`s "My John`s a gay man" thingy.

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    elkingo Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    haha... so fake though.. a teenager would have had some sort of response to that..
    I think.
    I would have been pissed.
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    "I gather you`ve started masturbatin`. Well done."
  7. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    Nice knowing you, Muff. Cheerio, dick.
  8. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    I lol`d. Hard.
  9. Profile photo of muffliato
    muffliato Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    davymid. you are kind of a douche, but I`m sure you`ve heard that a lot already
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    haha pabasa this reminded me of that
  11. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    My name is Steven.


    Crap.

  12. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    He speaks truth muff, king Fancylad will smite thee for thy impudence.
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    muffliato Male 18-29
    65 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    that`s ok. I`m just pissed that no youtube vids will work.that`s my biggest concern
  14. Profile photo of Jugganaut
    Jugganaut Male 13-17
    65 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    I don`t need my mom to tell people I masturbate. I tell them myself. *is proud*
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    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    Muff, you are the douche.
    I back up davymid. Because he beat me too it.
    DIAF, muff.
  16. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    Ha! That`s messed up.
  17. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    Oh and here`s Catherine Tate`s John:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooWIoSwEs...

    Not Scottish, but the Northern Irish view. Not much different, from what I`m seeing.

  18. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    I wish i could pull of the accent. =[
  19. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    haha.
    i would have been pissed.
  20. Profile photo of EdwinMango
    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Wow, that would be horrible. The Kathering Tate one was hilarious, thanks for posting it Pabasa.
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    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    no offense to the Scottish people, but their accents annoy me. i cant even understand them sometimes. i don`t not like you as a people, just yer accent.
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    notatonta Female 18-29
    53 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    G`bye muffie.

    The scariest part is that everyone acts proud...

  23. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    What?
    Americans can be so daft on occasions. How come no one in the UK seems to have a problem with any accent as long as the language is English, yet Americans cant even distinguish an Australian accent from a British accent? I kid you not...I`ve net numerous Americans on my travels and I`d say at least 2/3rds have asked what part of Australia I`m from.


    Anyway, I love a scottish accent on a girl...acctually thats not true..I like ANY accent on a girl..cept scouse!

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    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    hahaha. weird. what is this from? is it a show or something? a commercial?
  25. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    Congratulations young man, and don`t ever stop!
  26. Profile photo of digganob
    digganob Male 30-39
    135 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    I wish I spoke Scottish.
  27. Profile photo of Lompocus
    Lompocus Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
  28. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    you are all hypocrits. a year ago everyone would say first. they wouldnt even watch the clip first. i never did it though.
  29. Profile photo of digganob
    digganob Male 30-39
    135 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    Legacy15, It`s funny to me that people in the North-East US can drive for an hour and go through 5 states. I live near Houston, TX, and it`s at least a 4-hour drive (really hauling ass) to get to any other state. We have counties bigger than RI.

    Oh, and on-topic . . . umm, You know what Masturbation leads to don`t ya? Internet Surfing.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    And people wonder why teens commit suicide...
  31. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 9:29 pm
    Maddog, I agree with you, scottish accent + girl = love.
    But I also share your confusion in why americans (like me) can`t distinguish different european accents. I`d have to guess, that it`s not so much ignorance as kind of a lack of culture we have. I know that`s NOT the right way to say it, as that the US is a "huge melting pot of all the wonderful cultures of the world, bla bla bla" but we just sort of take everything and like. swallow it, and gets poo out still the same culture, but all-american. so we all have the same characteristics, even across cultures. I wish we could have some STRONG diversity.
  32. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 10:01 pm
    Maddog, because americans are not used to hearing different accents as much as people in europe, and also because many of us are retarded.
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    sjay2005 Female 18-29
    117 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    Scottish accents are indeed hot.

    Public humiliation upon your masturbating shenanigans is not.

  34. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    I`m sorry? I don`t have any difficulty really telling the difference between accents, and I do them all the time, for kicks. I do speak to a lot of people from different countries, so that probably has something to do with it.
  35. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    That kid fails.
    I started at Nine.
  36. Profile photo of IhartSqwerls
    IhartSqwerls Male 18-29
    174 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 11:23 pm
    Ah, that reminds me what I forgot to do today!
  37. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    haha that was funny
  38. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    June 29, 2008 at 1:33 am
    Scottish accents are so sexy. Especially on hotties like James McAvoy.
  39. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 1:44 am
    When your 14, everyday is Palm Sunday!

    And telling the accents between europeans is GENERALLY easy. Now, distinguishing a Colombian from a Venezuelan is harder. Cubans are easy though. If you cant understand what they are saying... cuban

  40. Profile photo of David_acord
    David_acord Male 18-29
    128 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 2:38 am
    this is so pooe. it`s not even funny. one repeated line..
  41. Profile photo of bobaah_mc
    bobaah_mc Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 2:39 am
    Wow, this is so damm old... this is from a show that was on tv in scotland almost 4 years ago. Still funny though.
  42. Profile photo of GeorgieRose
    GeorgieRose Female 18-29
    49 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 3:46 am
    Lol when i watched this i just knew someone would complain about the accents. I love the variety of accents in the UK. Its even possible to distinguish people from different parts of London by accent
  43. Profile photo of phoenix_p0
    phoenix_p0 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 3:59 am
    I`m Scottish. Although I haven`t seen these clips before, I think it`s from a show called Chewing The Fat.

    It`s hilarious, but a lot of the jokes are only funny if you`re from Scotland.

  44. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 4:36 am
    Chewin` the fat was awesome when it came on tv =D

    too bad its been stopped for years... =`[

  45. Profile photo of SirKevin
    SirKevin Male 13-17
    240 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 5:24 am
    "no offense to the Scottish people, but their accents annoy me. i cant even understand them sometimes. i don`t not like you as a people, just yer accent." You`re american. Think how they feel. Ok, some american accents are ok, but mostly, they annoy almost any person you talk to out of america.
    I hate the term "British accent". It means nothing! There`s like 100 completely different accents in england alone, let alone scotland, ireland and wales. carzy.
    But yeah, funny clip, made me laugh.
  46. Profile photo of SirKevin
    SirKevin Male 13-17
    240 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 5:25 am
    Female australian accent for the win!
  47. Profile photo of bearfinger
    bearfinger Male 18-29
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    June 29, 2008 at 5:43 am
    I can barely understand a word they say. Are they speaking English the whole time?
  48. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 6:17 am
    As a English Brit I have no problem understanding the Scottish but I do have a problem understanding proper thick Geordie accents (from Newcastle, England) - not Byker Grove accents but proper thick Geordie.
    I remember there was a little Geordie boy (about 6 or something) and he was a snooker prodigy and was going to appear on US television but they cancelled his appearance because they didn`t think anyone would be able to understand him. :(
  49. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 6:19 am
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=hAVUFsBsyWk

    This is a perfect example of a bunch of accents - bit ropey on the Yorkshire. I`m a Londoner, mix of urban London and roosterney cept I call money dosh not by those names like a monkey.

  50. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 6:20 am
    hah - not roosterney - roosterney :D
  51. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 6:21 am
    GRRRRR coooooooockney
  52. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    June 29, 2008 at 6:33 am
    i didnt find it that funny... and the background laughing is always really annoying
  53. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 8:10 am
    lol..funny...I think I was about 12 or so..
  54. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    June 29, 2008 at 8:14 am
    Tht was lolz
  55. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 8:32 am
    Lol, kikij, nice link. The `urban` accent was funny.
    "there might be liike, a squirrel, yeah, and a tree or woteva, but it`s prob`ly been eaten, yeah by liike gypsys or suttink..."

    I prefer Catherine Tate`s "John`s a gay man, now" one...this wasn`t as funny.

  56. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 8:35 am
    HAH! take that youth!
  57. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 8:55 am
    LOL
  58. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 11:19 am
    Masturbating, huh? Smashing!
  59. Profile photo of jcp
    jcp Female 18-29
    78 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 11:26 am
    don`t procrastinate, masterbate.
  60. Profile photo of killamop
    killamop Male 13-17
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    June 29, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    do u know wats really disturbing?
    the first actress (big teeth) is actually one of the mains characters on an english kids show!
  61. Profile photo of Xerxes860
    Xerxes860 Male 30-39
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    June 29, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    what fresh hell is this )-|
  62. Profile photo of owfannybaws
    owfannybaws Male 40-49
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    June 29, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    "Maddog, because americans are not used to hearing different accents as much as people in europe, and also because many of us are retarded." Razzle
    Finally an honest and true comment...well done Raz
  63. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    June 29, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    kikij...your gorgeous!
  64. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    June 29, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    btw what did muff do?
  65. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    June 29, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    Wow thats embarassing.
  66. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    June 29, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    Don`t have much to say except that I whole-heartedly agree with Legacy.
  67. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    Did anyone notice the related videos were kinda disturbing?
  68. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    scottish accent + girl= sudden unatractiveness
  69. Profile photo of electrikburn
    electrikburn Female 13-17
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    June 29, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    Ha ha! I love how they congratulate him.

    I guess that was the point...

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    Richie_Mc Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2008 at 2:52 am
    kikij,, cool as
  71. Profile photo of Aadam
    Aadam Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2008 at 4:13 am
    Yeah you guys are right, it is from "Chewin` the fat" an old sketch show that hasnt been on in ages, was brilliant though!! :-) Im Scottish, from Perth, but living in Edinburgh for university, now Perth doesnt have that strong an accent, so does it include my accent you would hate? its pretty ridiculous saying you hate an entire country`s accents when there are hundreds of different ones! anyhoo!
  72. Profile photo of B0R3DoM
    B0R3DoM Male 13-17
    169 posts
    June 30, 2008 at 6:57 am
    Lol Chewin` the fat FTW. Also I just have to say that the ammount of negative comments coming from the yanks is perhaps a little frightening (considering most of them keep a nuclear bomb in their back gardens).

    Scotland has hundreds of accents and if you take that OTT brouge to be a definative scottish accent then you are a fanny (british for "vagina")

  73. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2008 at 6:58 am
    i couldnt understand a word at first XP

    "yet Americans cant even distinguish an Australian accent from a British accent"

    i can`t do that
    guilty
    what is the difference?

  74. Profile photo of buttersrules
    buttersrules Male 40-49
    368 posts
    June 30, 2008 at 8:37 am
    Gerbear;
    Put someone from texas next to someone from Newfoundland, and thats about the same degree of difference that the Australian accent has from any of the English accents. English people can pick an Aussie accent from a mile away (although occasionally mix aussie up with kiwi, as Australians can with an English accent. Americans, generally, have great trouble with this for some weird reason.
    I can understand all english accents, no matter how broad, except for geordie, and occasionally scouse if its really heavy and spoken too fast.
    I have no trouble understanding brouge, but can only get the gist if people are speaking doric.
  75. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    June 30, 2008 at 10:34 am
    3 words lol
  76. Profile photo of LOLcakes
    LOLcakes Female 18-29
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    July 4, 2008 at 9:03 am
    bwahahahaha.
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    iliketurtles Male 13-17
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    June 2, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    God dam reposts

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