Scottish Teen

Submitted by: The_Maddog 8 years ago in Funny

Mom gives away a little to much information about her son"s, ummm, ""personal habits,"" to the neighbors.
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Male 22
God dam reposts
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Female 173
bwahahahaha.
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Male 468
3 words lol
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Male 1,014
Gerbear;
Put someone from texas next to someone from Newfoundland, and thats about the same degree of difference that the Australian accent has from any of the English accents. English people can pick an Aussie accent from a mile away (although occasionally mix aussie up with kiwi, as Australians can with an English accent. Americans, generally, have great trouble with this for some weird reason.
I can understand all english accents, no matter how broad, except for geordie, and occasionally scouse if its really heavy and spoken too fast.
I have no trouble understanding brouge, but can only get the gist if people are speaking doric.
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Female 1,186
i couldnt understand a word at first XP

"yet Americans cant even distinguish an Australian accent from a British accent"

i can`t do that
guilty
what is the difference?

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Male 169
Lol Chewin` the fat FTW. Also I just have to say that the ammount of negative comments coming from the yanks is perhaps a little frightening (considering most of them keep a nuclear bomb in their back gardens).

Scotland has hundreds of accents and if you take that OTT brouge to be a definative scottish accent then you are a fanny (british for "vagina")

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Male 186
Yeah you guys are right, it is from "Chewin` the fat" an old sketch show that hasnt been on in ages, was brilliant though!! :-) Im Scottish, from Perth, but living in Edinburgh for university, now Perth doesnt have that strong an accent, so does it include my accent you would hate? its pretty ridiculous saying you hate an entire country`s accents when there are hundreds of different ones! anyhoo!
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Male 41
kikij,, cool as
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Female 60
Ha ha! I love how they congratulate him.

I guess that was the point...

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Male 328
scottish accent + girl= sudden unatractiveness
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Male 342
Did anyone notice the related videos were kinda disturbing?
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Female 15,763
Don`t have much to say except that I whole-heartedly agree with Legacy.
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Male 2,395
Wow thats embarassing.
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Male 2,510
btw what did muff do?
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Male 2,510
kikij...your gorgeous!
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Male 12
"Maddog, because americans are not used to hearing different accents as much as people in europe, and also because many of us are retarded." Razzle
Finally an honest and true comment...well done Raz
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Male 68
what fresh hell is this )-|
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Male 72
do u know wats really disturbing?
the first actress (big teeth) is actually one of the mains characters on an english kids show!
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Female 78
don`t procrastinate, masterbate.
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Male 208
Masturbating, huh? Smashing!
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Female 1,063
LOL
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Male 10,440
HAH! take that youth!
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Female 532
Lol, kikij, nice link. The `urban` accent was funny.
"there might be liike, a squirrel, yeah, and a tree or woteva, but it`s prob`ly been eaten, yeah by liike gypsys or suttink..."

I prefer Catherine Tate`s "John`s a gay man, now" one...this wasn`t as funny.

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Female 4,225
Tht was lolz
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Male 322
lol..funny...I think I was about 12 or so..
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Female 5,139
i didnt find it that funny... and the background laughing is always really annoying
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Female 311
GRRRRR coooooooockney
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Female 311
hah - not roosterney - roosterney :D
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Female 311
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hAVUFsBsyWk

This is a perfect example of a bunch of accents - bit ropey on the Yorkshire. I`m a Londoner, mix of urban London and roosterney cept I call money dosh not by those names like a monkey.

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Female 311
As a English Brit I have no problem understanding the Scottish but I do have a problem understanding proper thick Geordie accents (from Newcastle, England) - not Byker Grove accents but proper thick Geordie.
I remember there was a little Geordie boy (about 6 or something) and he was a snooker prodigy and was going to appear on US television but they cancelled his appearance because they didn`t think anyone would be able to understand him. :(
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Male 13
I can barely understand a word they say. Are they speaking English the whole time?
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Male 240
Female australian accent for the win!
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Male 240
"no offense to the Scottish people, but their accents annoy me. i cant even understand them sometimes. i don`t not like you as a people, just yer accent." You`re american. Think how they feel. Ok, some american accents are ok, but mostly, they annoy almost any person you talk to out of america.
I hate the term "British accent". It means nothing! There`s like 100 completely different accents in england alone, let alone scotland, ireland and wales. carzy.
But yeah, funny clip, made me laugh.
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Male 260
Chewin` the fat was awesome when it came on tv =D

too bad its been stopped for years... =`[

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Male 19
I`m Scottish. Although I haven`t seen these clips before, I think it`s from a show called Chewing The Fat.

It`s hilarious, but a lot of the jokes are only funny if you`re from Scotland.

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Female 49
Lol when i watched this i just knew someone would complain about the accents. I love the variety of accents in the UK. Its even possible to distinguish people from different parts of London by accent
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Male 105
Wow, this is so damm old... this is from a show that was on tv in scotland almost 4 years ago. Still funny though.
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Male 128
this is so pooe. it`s not even funny. one repeated line..
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Male 7,933
When your 14, everyday is Palm Sunday!

And telling the accents between europeans is GENERALLY easy. Now, distinguishing a Colombian from a Venezuelan is harder. Cubans are easy though. If you cant understand what they are saying... cuban

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Female 1,441
Scottish accents are so sexy. Especially on hotties like James McAvoy.
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Female 859
haha that was funny
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Male 174
Ah, that reminds me what I forgot to do today!
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Male 724
That kid fails.
I started at Nine.
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Male 637
I`m sorry? I don`t have any difficulty really telling the difference between accents, and I do them all the time, for kicks. I do speak to a lot of people from different countries, so that probably has something to do with it.
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Female 117
Scottish accents are indeed hot.

Public humiliation upon your masturbating shenanigans is not.

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Female 562
Maddog, because americans are not used to hearing different accents as much as people in europe, and also because many of us are retarded.
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Male 505
Maddog, I agree with you, scottish accent + girl = love.
But I also share your confusion in why americans (like me) can`t distinguish different european accents. I`d have to guess, that it`s not so much ignorance as kind of a lack of culture we have. I know that`s NOT the right way to say it, as that the US is a "huge melting pot of all the wonderful cultures of the world, bla bla bla" but we just sort of take everything and like. swallow it, and gets poo out still the same culture, but all-american. so we all have the same characteristics, even across cultures. I wish we could have some STRONG diversity.
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Male 9,306
And people wonder why teens commit suicide...
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Male 135
Legacy15, It`s funny to me that people in the North-East US can drive for an hour and go through 5 states. I live near Houston, TX, and it`s at least a 4-hour drive (really hauling ass) to get to any other state. We have counties bigger than RI.

Oh, and on-topic . . . umm, You know what Masturbation leads to don`t ya? Internet Surfing.

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Male 1,193
you are all hypocrits. a year ago everyone would say first. they wouldnt even watch the clip first. i never did it though.
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Male 296
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
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Male 135
I wish I spoke Scottish.
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Male 490
Congratulations young man, and don`t ever stop!
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Female 2,084
hahaha. weird. what is this from? is it a show or something? a commercial?
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Male 3,369
What?
Americans can be so daft on occasions. How come no one in the UK seems to have a problem with any accent as long as the language is English, yet Americans cant even distinguish an Australian accent from a British accent? I kid you not...I`ve net numerous Americans on my travels and I`d say at least 2/3rds have asked what part of Australia I`m from.


Anyway, I love a scottish accent on a girl...acctually thats not true..I like ANY accent on a girl..cept scouse!

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Female 53
G`bye muffie.

The scariest part is that everyone acts proud...

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Male 1,220
no offense to the Scottish people, but their accents annoy me. i cant even understand them sometimes. i don`t not like you as a people, just yer accent.
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Female 221
Wow, that would be horrible. The Kathering Tate one was hilarious, thanks for posting it Pabasa.
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Male 1,078
haha.
i would have been pissed.
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Male 505
I wish i could pull of the accent. =[
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Male 4,012
Oh and here`s Catherine Tate`s John:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooWIoSwEs...

Not Scottish, but the Northern Irish view. Not much different, from what I`m seeing.

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Female 854
Ha! That`s messed up.
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Male 505
Muff, you are the douche.
I back up davymid. Because he beat me too it.
DIAF, muff.
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Male 65
I don`t need my mom to tell people I masturbate. I tell them myself. *is proud*
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Male 65
that`s ok. I`m just pissed that no youtube vids will work.that`s my biggest concern
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Female 2,228
He speaks truth muff, king Fancylad will smite thee for thy impudence.
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Male 474
My name is Steven.


Crap.

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Male 4,867
haha pabasa this reminded me of that
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Male 65
davymid. you are kind of a douche, but I`m sure you`ve heard that a lot already
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Male 907
I lol`d. Hard.
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Male 12,138
Nice knowing you, Muff. Cheerio, dick.
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Male 2,616
"I gather you`ve started masturbatin`. Well done."
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Male 5,620
haha... so fake though.. a teenager would have had some sort of response to that..
I think.
I would have been pissed.
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Male 4,012
I`m masturbating right now, so I`m getting a kick out of watching... Oops, wrong website.

I still prefer Katherine Tate`s "My John`s a gay man" thingy.

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Male 65
hey the video doesn`t work on my computer so what else do i have to say?
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Male 4,393
o wow....
:-/
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Male 3,369
Link: Scottish Teen [Rate Link] - Mom gives away a little to much information about her son`s, ummm, ``personal habits,`` to the neighbors.
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