Respect the Segway

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

Riding a Segway mobile unit is a privilege, not a right.
There are 37 comments:
Female 283
I saw a police officer on a Segway at Mall of America a few weeks ago. No one else with me seemed to notice until he was down the hall, so I thought I was just over-exhausted and hallucinating for a second.

Then when I realized it was real, I laughed my ass off xD

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Male 69
BIATCH!!!!!!
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Male 290
ahhaha awesome
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Female 15,763
If I ever had enough money to buy one, it`d take a whole lot of self confidence for me to actually buy it... they look HORRIBLY nerdy.
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Male 130
i offically own a segway im not gay but im a bit snoobbish

i payed £3500 for mine and in the same christmas i got a 2 acre feild and 2 moterbikes:D

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Male 37
A segway is not a toy. Mess around on it, thats what happens.
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Male 3,301
YES!!!
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Male 2,616
Shaq rides a segway in his episode of Cribs.
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Male 3,255
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 240
"She deeswerves it, people who ride segways are usealy gay, snobs or gay... or snobs"
You`re bloody hilarious mate. And i-am-horny? What the hell`s wrong with you? Apart from the twenty-four-seven hard on.
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Female 4,225
Hehe, that mades me lolz
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Male 163
wha *smack* i forgot i have amnisia
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Female 179
Segways are fun. If they werent so expensive I`d buy one. I`m amazed she managed to do this though, those things are nearly impossible to tip over.

And no, I`m not rich, a snob, gay, or afraid to touch the ground (I`m sitting on it right now),

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Female 627
they still look like fun.
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Female 1,006
Ow... I think the retard showing off deserved it more than her.
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Female 66
HAHAHAH moron!
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Male 9,305
i-a-h, you don`t THINK before you type, do you?
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Male 667
FAIL
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Female 458
Segways are so freakin` fun to ride. Not kidding. I`ve actually spent a few hours on one, as a part of a little deal with the local science center. I would buy one if I had the funds to waste.
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Male 426
the only person who could pull off being cool and riding a segway was GOB Bluth. for sure.
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Male 350
I never thought watching people crash segways would be so entertaining!
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Male 1,497
It`s still for lazy richboys who think it`s unsanitary to touch the ground.^ aka Snobs...
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Male 36
It`s called a human transporter, not a mobile unit.
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Male 4,393
FACEPLANT!! :P
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Male 592
Anyone who is too lazy to walk deserves that.
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Male 928
I wouldn`t say she deserves it, but it`s still hilarious.
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Male 292
lololol XD

That gave me quite a chuckle. Thankee IAB

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Male 5,970
hahahaha, what was up with the girl in the beggining kicking her legs out? She deserves it more
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Male 459
and here we have the first Segway related traffic accident. Seeya in court.
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Female 239
HA! She pwn`d herself. That`ll teach her to show off...
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Male 1,053
She deeswerves it, people who ride segways are usealy gay, snobs or gay... or snobs
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Male 363
*CRUNCH* Dont worry! it`s only my face!

Wouldn`t want to be in a car with her at the wheel.

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Male 11,739
HARDCORE face plant! She didn`t see it coming at all, which made it that much better. Classic!
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Male 15
Crunch.
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Male 209
Lol, it`s got to be a faceplant call.
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Male 20,903
Here`s how you ride a Segway.
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Male 20,903
Link: Respect the Segway [Rate Link] - Riding a Segway mobile unit is a privilege, not a right.
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