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Date: 06/10/08 09:01 AM

37 Responses to Respect the Segway

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 8:52 am
    Link: Respect the Segway - Riding a Segway mobile unit is a privilege, not a right.
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 8:53 am
    Here`s how you ride a Segway.
  3. Profile photo of HawkEyesUK
    HawkEyesUK Male 18-29
    15 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:05 am
    Crunch.
  4. Profile photo of JMaybury
    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:05 am
    Lol, it`s got to be a faceplant call.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:06 am
    HARDCORE face plant! She didn`t see it coming at all, which made it that much better. Classic!
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    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:08 am
    *CRUNCH* Dont worry! it`s only my face!

    Wouldn`t want to be in a car with her at the wheel.

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    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:09 am
    She deeswerves it, people who ride segways are usealy gay, snobs or gay... or snobs
  8. Profile photo of msdenee
    msdenee Female 18-29
    239 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:09 am
    HA! She pwn`d herself. That`ll teach her to show off...
  9. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:10 am
    and here we have the first Segway related traffic accident. Seeya in court.
  10. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:30 am
    hahahaha, what was up with the girl in the beggining kicking her legs out? She deserves it more
  11. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:33 am
    lololol XD

    That gave me quite a chuckle. Thankee IAB

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    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:34 am
    I wouldn`t say she deserves it, but it`s still hilarious.
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    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:35 am
    Anyone who is too lazy to walk deserves that.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:37 am
    FACEPLANT!! :P
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    humphreys7 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:54 am
    It`s called a human transporter, not a mobile unit.
  16. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 9:57 am
    It`s still for lazy richboys who think it`s unsanitary to touch the ground.^ aka Snobs...
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    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 10:10 am
    I never thought watching people crash segways would be so entertaining!
  18. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 10:23 am
    the only person who could pull off being cool and riding a segway was GOB Bluth. for sure.
  19. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 10:37 am
    Segways are so freakin` fun to ride. Not kidding. I`ve actually spent a few hours on one, as a part of a little deal with the local science center. I would buy one if I had the funds to waste.
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    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 10:43 am
    FAIL
  21. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:01 am
    i-a-h, you don`t THINK before you type, do you?
  22. Profile photo of buttonmoon14
    buttonmoon14 Female 18-29
    66 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:01 am
    HAHAHAH moron!
  23. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:23 am
    Ow... I think the retard showing off deserved it more than her.
  24. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:29 am
    they still look like fun.
  25. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    Segways are fun. If they werent so expensive I`d buy one. I`m amazed she managed to do this though, those things are nearly impossible to tip over.

    And no, I`m not rich, a snob, gay, or afraid to touch the ground (I`m sitting on it right now),

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    wildde Male 13-17
    163 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    wha *smack* i forgot i have amnisia
  27. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    Hehe, that mades me lolz
  28. Profile photo of SirKevin
    SirKevin Male 13-17
    240 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    "She deeswerves it, people who ride segways are usealy gay, snobs or gay... or snobs"
    You`re bloody hilarious mate. And i-am-horny? What the hell`s wrong with you? Apart from the twenty-four-seven hard on.
  29. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  30. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    Shaq rides a segway in his episode of Cribs.
  31. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    YES!!!
  32. Profile photo of wtfneonazis
    wtfneonazis Male 13-17
    37 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    A segway is not a toy. Mess around on it, thats what happens.
  33. Profile photo of ROCKY-LEE
    ROCKY-LEE Male 13-17
    130 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    i offically own a segway im not gay but im a bit snoobbish

    i payed £3500 for mine and in the same christmas i got a 2 acre feild and 2 moterbikes:D

  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    If I ever had enough money to buy one, it`d take a whole lot of self confidence for me to actually buy it... they look HORRIBLY nerdy.
  35. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    ahhaha awesome
  36. Profile photo of Chappell
    Chappell Male 13-17
    69 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    BIATCH!!!!!!
  37. Profile photo of Kasu-Chan
    Kasu-Chan Female 18-29
    283 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    I saw a police officer on a Segway at Mall of America a few weeks ago. No one else with me seemed to notice until he was down the hall, so I thought I was just over-exhausted and hallucinating for a second.

    Then when I realized it was real, I laughed my ass off xD

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