R. Kelly Was Just Acquitted on All 14 Counts

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago in Funny
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I don"t know how he got off the kiddie porn rap, but I think this Chappelle video, Piss On You, sums things up best.
There are 36 comments:
Male 285
just as funny almost a year later
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Male 371
Did anyone else notice that that was Vida Guerra behind the toilet seat!?
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Female 1,832
*about that OJ glove thing... they made him wear a rubber glove underneath it. Of course it wouldn`t fit because it wouldn`t slide on. Plus I agree with N-Vet.
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Female 1,832
F*ck... just like that g-dammed OJ Simpson. This proves it money can buy your way out of anything. I absolutely hate R. Kelly. He is a child molester and will always be. Now that he got away with it all he has to do now is hide it better, drating sick f*uck.
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Male 14,334
lol why would you use MJ and OJ saying they had alot of evidence to prove their innocent it`s just about the total opposite they had overwhelming evidence against them just like R. Kelly I`m amazed at what you can get away with having money.
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Male 105
Did he have medical proof that he had the mole at the time that the video was made? (6 years ago)

And to answer the whole OJ "the glove doesn`t fit" evidence.. Wasn`t OJ taking anti-inflammatory medicine for arthritis in his hands at the time of the murders? He could have easily stopped taking the meds and allowed his hands/joints to swell making the glove "not fit"... I can`t remember where I heard it but I know it was on one of the news channels...

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Male 201
I laughed! That`s awesome! I want to piss on you...
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Female 194
lol drip drip drip....did he actually get off seriously
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Male 4,246
Heh, the honeys were dancing while being sprayed, the camera pans right to show him holding a hose, and then we see the hose connected to a drum of "R. KELLY`S URINE." I admit to laughing at that, and I feel shame.

January16: "I can`t believe he got off."
Oh, *I* believe he got off. Again and again and again...

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Male 294
i cant get how the black guy can keep from laughing!
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Male 296
Well you god damn racists just don`t stop.

From OJ to MJ to R. Kelly, no matter how much evidence there is proving that they are innocent, you`ll never stop your ignorant views.

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Male 7,933
Okay, im going to be the first to say it. If he is found Not Guilty, then I have to assume he didn`t do it. Thats it.
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Male 44
hey if he has been acquited
PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN!!!!
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Female 36
Mitchell1192
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
53 Posts Friday, June 13, 2008 7:12:52 PM
I bet he pulled the race card.

drating coon.

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Good job, douche bag.

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Male 99
I bet he pulled the race card.

drating coon.

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Male 332
ium sick of celebrity`s getting off the hook just because they are famous and have money.
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Male 4,393
* RIP Tim Russert |-(
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Male 4,393
lol chappelle`s show :p
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Female 233
I know my avatar says "I piss excellence" but peeing on people is wrong! If someone peed on me, I would f*** them up. I can`t believe he got off. Damn celebrity justice.
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Male 2,958
the mole IS on his back, and is not in the film.

unless you know a way to surgically add moles, that`s a pretty solid argument.

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Male 108
ahhh! i f-cking hate how rich or famous ppl can jus do watever the hell they want and get away with it.... he could have gotten the mole surgically removed he had enough f-cking time to
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Male 904
money!
lol.
oh well its cool i guess. wheres dave chappelle been anyway?
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Female 15,763
I want to know how that court case went down... o_O
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Male 20,188
Urine the clear, R.
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Female 4,028
It`s been on "Breaking News" on MTV.
How the f-ck did he get off the charges? Money? F-cking.... Urgh.
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Male 73
lol
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Male 1,148
tehe niice!
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Male 592
"This is the remix edition of my song about pissin`"
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Male 14,334
Wait a second if they have a video of you doing this how do you get away wwith it.
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Male 335
Tim Russert Died :(
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Male 2,958
thought this would be about the actual acquittal, but this is better.

I miss chappelle`s show.

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Female 4,225
I shall now express myself in alternate text.

......???,??

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Male 2,958
If the back has no mole on it, you must acquit.
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Male 1,231
well, if you`ve got the money; it worked for Jackson didn`t it?
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Male 23
lol classic
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Female 1,338
Link: R. Kelly Was Just Acquitted on All 14 Counts [Rate Link] - I don`t know how he got off the kiddie porn rap, but I think this Chappelle video, Piss On You, sums things up best.
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