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Date: 06/13/08 01:15 PM

36 Responses to R. Kelly Was Just Acquitted on All 14 Counts

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Link: R. Kelly Was Just Acquitted on All 14 Counts - I don`t know how he got off the kiddie porn rap, but I think this Chappelle video, Piss On You, sums things up best.
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    Z1ggy Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    lol classic
  3. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    well, if you`ve got the money; it worked for Jackson didn`t it?
  4. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    If the back has no mole on it, you must acquit.
  5. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    I shall now express myself in alternate text.

    ......???,??

  6. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    thought this would be about the actual acquittal, but this is better.

    I miss chappelle`s show.

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    mystreT Male 30-39
    333 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    Tim Russert Died :(
  8. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    Wait a second if they have a video of you doing this how do you get away wwith it.
  9. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    "This is the remix edition of my song about pissin`"
  10. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    tehe niice!
  11. Profile photo of xBooda
    xBooda Male 18-29
    73 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    lol
  12. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    It`s been on "Breaking News" on MTV.
    How the f-ck did he get off the charges? Money? F-cking.... Urgh.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    Urine the clear, R.
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    I want to know how that court case went down... o_O
  15. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    money!
    lol.
    oh well its cool i guess. wheres dave chappelle been anyway?
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    dss6290 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    ahhh! i f-cking hate how rich or famous ppl can jus do watever the hell they want and get away with it.... he could have gotten the mole surgically removed he had enough f-cking time to
  17. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    the mole IS on his back, and is not in the film.

    unless you know a way to surgically add moles, that`s a pretty solid argument.

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    January16 Female 13-17
    234 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    I know my avatar says "I piss excellence" but peeing on people is wrong! If someone peed on me, I would f*** them up. I can`t believe he got off. Damn celebrity justice.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    lol chappelle`s show :p
  20. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    * RIP Tim Russert |-(
  21. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    333 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    ium sick of celebrity`s getting off the hook just because they are famous and have money.
  22. Profile photo of Mitchell1192
    Mitchell1192 Male 13-17
    99 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    I bet he pulled the race card.

    drating coon.

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    Sathyre Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    Mitchell1192
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    53 Posts Friday, June 13, 2008 7:12:52 PM
    I bet he pulled the race card.

    drating coon.

    *************************
    Good job, douche bag.

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    metallica_14 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    hey if he has been acquited
    PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN!!!!
  25. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    Okay, im going to be the first to say it. If he is found Not Guilty, then I have to assume he didn`t do it. Thats it.
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    Lompocus Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    Well you god damn racists just don`t stop.

    From OJ to MJ to R. Kelly, no matter how much evidence there is proving that they are innocent, you`ll never stop your ignorant views.

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    handsomefag Male 18-29
    296 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:40 am
    i cant get how the black guy can keep from laughing!
  28. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:58 am
    Heh, the honeys were dancing while being sprayed, the camera pans right to show him holding a hose, and then we see the hose connected to a drum of "R. KELLY`S URINE." I admit to laughing at that, and I feel shame.

    January16: "I can`t believe he got off."
    Oh, *I* believe he got off. Again and again and again...

  29. Profile photo of lagatitamala
    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 6:45 am
    lol drip drip drip....did he actually get off seriously
  30. Profile photo of darthzew
    darthzew Male 18-29
    201 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 11:30 am
    I laughed! That`s awesome! I want to piss on you...
  31. Profile photo of N-Vet
    N-Vet Male 30-39
    105 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 7:47 am
    Did he have medical proof that he had the mole at the time that the video was made? (6 years ago)

    And to answer the whole OJ "the glove doesn`t fit" evidence.. Wasn`t OJ taking anti-inflammatory medicine for arthritis in his hands at the time of the murders? He could have easily stopped taking the meds and allowed his hands/joints to swell making the glove "not fit"... I can`t remember where I heard it but I know it was on one of the news channels...

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:42 am
    lol why would you use MJ and OJ saying they had alot of evidence to prove their innocent it`s just about the total opposite they had overwhelming evidence against them just like R. Kelly I`m amazed at what you can get away with having money.
  33. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    F*ck... just like that g-dammed OJ Simpson. This proves it money can buy your way out of anything. I absolutely hate R. Kelly. He is a child molester and will always be. Now that he got away with it all he has to do now is hide it better, drating sick f*uck.
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 11:29 pm
    *about that OJ glove thing... they made him wear a rubber glove underneath it. Of course it wouldn`t fit because it wouldn`t slide on. Plus I agree with N-Vet.
  35. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    June 19, 2008 at 5:13 am
    Did anyone else notice that that was Vida Guerra behind the toilet seat!?
  36. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    287 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    just as funny almost a year later

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