Pokemon Valedictorian Speech

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
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When you"re going out into the cruel world all by yourself, these are the words you
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Female 30
Nerds, jocks, punks, preps
Let me see you 1,2 step.
Party hard, rock and roll
We`re the class you can`t control.
Girls are cute, guys are fly
All the years are passing by.
We`re the angels from Heaven
`Cus we`re the class of 2007!

....i found online today and i thot it wuz awesome, and i remembered how cool 2007 was.....and then i saw this guy...and those memories burned to a pile of ashes and bored clouds rolled into the once blue and happy sky...

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Male 43
Watch me be a horrible loser.
He pronounced it Gyrados (JI-ra-dos) when everyone knows its pronounced (GAR-a-dos)
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Male 255
i had a roflgasm :D
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Male 72
lol u can tell that like half the school (inluding teachers) are going "dude when is this geek gonna shut up?"
and the other half of the crowd(the geeks and this guys parents) are going "yay lol u r soooooo funny, lets go play with cards!"
....except for his parents!
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Male 250
pokemon are sweet, but this was kind of lame i didn`t lawl
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Male 75
Haha super rad
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Female 47
i want to marry him
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Male 391
haha goood times...
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Female 2
IT was a bit long.. but it seems he put a bit of thought into it. At my HS when I graduated, the speeches had to be evaluated by a teacher.. I wonder what the teacher thought of his?
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Male 3,296
wth is kinda... boring
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Female 48
Epic & Win.
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Male 426
YES!!!!

go that guy!

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Male 9,305
LMAO! XD
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Female 532
I would hate to have to wear those clothes >_>

...but it was amusing. Although too long

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Male 101
lol, well, he did have a very geeky point.
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Male 2,553
boring. but now he cant get a job.
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Male 1,148
... Nerd

what a loser, I`ve found more inspiring things in people signitures on forums :P

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Male 405
i hope my grad speech is as good as that
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Female 30
that was funny. whoever said hes gonna be living with his mother... i dont think so, people going to live iwht the mother for a looong time can not move a whole crowd, which he did, he got them all to join in.
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Male 4,393
heh
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Female 106
i hope my send-off is like this one
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Male 296
funny...then it just starts to draaaag.
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Female 1,566
ahahahaa! I loved when they started singing, sort of, the theme song. He should`ve done the PokeRap at the end.
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Male 147
I really wanted to laugh at this. I felt that it was funny, yet it failed to produce the laughter that I so sought. Perhaps if I had been there it would of been alot funnier.

I also feel bad for the person who had to give a speech after him. Nothing they could say would compare to how memorable that is.

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Male 209
Jdot what are you smoking!? This is hilarious!

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Male 106
no he does not.

this is not funny.

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Male 68
This man deserves an award. The amount of courage to get up there and compare life to playing Pokemon is just to much.
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Male 413
i mean when he was running for it.
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Male 413
that`s the same guy who did the funny valedictorian speech isn`t it?
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Female 695
You fail, Frowacki, he said the name of the school, not Wartortle.

Man some people looked so not amused. Haha. Those people clearly didn`t play Pokemon as a child. ^_^

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Male 2,034
That was full of win.

I feel sorry for the people that had no experience in pokemon and therefore weren`t in on the joke though.

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Female 513
That was both cheesy AND amazing.
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Male 390
That guy is amazing. I want his babies
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Male 352
ROFL. Still bored though...
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Female 275
insightful, but he could have made more out of it. a waterstone could represent that sometimes an outside event is responsible for growth.
OR how they`re always making new pokemon and at some point you may have to accept that you`ll NEVER catch them all

but overall REALLY funny, and relevent to the age group. :D

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Male 1,725
woooot pokemon ftw
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Female 215
Pretty boring.
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Male 216
ehhhhhhh... filled with fail...?
maybe?
yes?
no?
i can`t tell.
hes either really funny, or really nerdy
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Male 59
HAHAHAHAHA

That.

Was.

WIN.

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Male 490
Hm, well it`s way better than the crap I got at my graduations (both college and high school).

I`ll keep getting degrees until they finally get the speech right!

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Male 4
Remind anyone else of the valedictorian nominee speak?Linkanyway hilarious in my opinion
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Female 414
lol hilarious. if i hear that at my graduation i`ll scream
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Female 21
Touche
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Female 15,763
Incomplete**

If you`re going to complain about grammar, it might be wise to double-check yours. ;)

AAAANYWHO, I`d like to hear that speech in my graduation.

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Male 229
Meow he was obviously trying to be funny...

(That...was...epic..., was the post i had above hers, but i accidently deleted it T.T)

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Female 21
*shrugs*
I didn`t really pay attention, all I saw was an uncomplete sentence
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Male 229
And clearly, fancylad was pointing out that these ARE the words (you know, these are the words that describe the video, duh) ...than forgot the ",".

Than, trying to be funny, he quoted soldier boy with a YOOOOOoooouuuu...

Am i the only person who relized this, i found it to be pretty obvious...

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Female 207
Ummm... epic? Noooo...

Frankly, I would have been very embarrassed to be there. That is a man that will be living with his mother for a very long time.

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Female 289
Lol haha. I would prefer this to my graduation speech any day. Even if they guy was a bit of a douche
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Male 2,506
who cares, hell buy ur as* someday
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Female 21
"words you....."
Gonna finish that?
Anyway, cool video.
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Male 109
too long.
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Male 20,987
Link: Pokemon Valedictorian Speech [Rate Link] - When you`re going out into the cruel world all by yourself, these are the words you
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