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Date: 06/05/08 07:01 PM

53 Responses to Pokemon Valedictorian Speech

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    Link: Pokemon Valedictorian Speech - When you`re going out into the cruel world all by yourself, these are the words you
  2. Profile photo of toxicshark
    toxicshark Male 13-17
    109 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    too long.
  3. Profile photo of Lucielle
    Lucielle Female 13-17
    21 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    "words you....."
    Gonna finish that?
    Anyway, cool video.
  4. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    who cares, hell buy ur as* someday
  5. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    Lol haha. I would prefer this to my graduation speech any day. Even if they guy was a bit of a douche
  6. Profile photo of MeowYinn
    MeowYinn Female 18-29
    207 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    Ummm... epic? Noooo...

    Frankly, I would have been very embarrassed to be there. That is a man that will be living with his mother for a very long time.

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    Calibur15 Male 18-29
    229 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    And clearly, fancylad was pointing out that these ARE the words (you know, these are the words that describe the video, duh) ...than forgot the ",".

    Than, trying to be funny, he quoted soldier boy with a YOOOOOoooouuuu...

    Am i the only person who relized this, i found it to be pretty obvious...

  8. Profile photo of Lucielle
    Lucielle Female 13-17
    21 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    *shrugs*
    I didn`t really pay attention, all I saw was an uncomplete sentence
  9. Profile photo of Calibur15
    Calibur15 Male 18-29
    229 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    Meow he was obviously trying to be funny...

    (That...was...epic..., was the post i had above hers, but i accidently deleted it T.T)

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    Incomplete**

    If you`re going to complain about grammar, it might be wise to double-check yours. ;)

    AAAANYWHO, I`d like to hear that speech in my graduation.

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    Lucielle Female 13-17
    21 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    Touche
  12. Profile photo of sunsetxluv22
    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
    414 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    lol hilarious. if i hear that at my graduation i`ll scream
  13. Profile photo of Slyf0x
    Slyf0x Male 13-17
    4 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    Remind anyone else of the valedictorian nominee speak?Linkanyway hilarious in my opinion
  14. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    Hm, well it`s way better than the crap I got at my graduations (both college and high school).

    I`ll keep getting degrees until they finally get the speech right!

  15. Profile photo of TwilightX
    TwilightX Male 13-17
    59 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA

    That.

    Was.

    WIN.

  16. Profile photo of ZMDalph
    ZMDalph Male 13-17
    216 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    ehhhhhhh... filled with fail...?
    maybe?
    yes?
    no?
    i can`t tell.
    hes either really funny, or really nerdy
  17. Profile photo of Triskele
    Triskele Female 18-29
    215 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    Pretty boring.
  18. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    woooot pokemon ftw
  19. Profile photo of whyaskwhy
    whyaskwhy Female 13-17
    275 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    insightful, but he could have made more out of it. a waterstone could represent that sometimes an outside event is responsible for growth.
    OR how they`re always making new pokemon and at some point you may have to accept that you`ll NEVER catch them all

    but overall REALLY funny, and relevent to the age group. :D

  20. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    ROFL. Still bored though...
  21. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    That guy is amazing. I want his babies
  22. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    513 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    That was both cheesy AND amazing.
  23. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    That was full of win.

    I feel sorry for the people that had no experience in pokemon and therefore weren`t in on the joke though.

  24. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    You fail, Frowacki, he said the name of the school, not Wartortle.

    Man some people looked so not amused. Haha. Those people clearly didn`t play Pokemon as a child. ^_^

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    luke182 Male 18-29
    415 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    that`s the same guy who did the funny valedictorian speech isn`t it?
  26. Profile photo of luke182
    luke182 Male 18-29
    415 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    i mean when he was running for it.
  27. Profile photo of Mehayo
    Mehayo Male 13-17
    68 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    This man deserves an award. The amount of courage to get up there and compare life to playing Pokemon is just to much.
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    jdotjdot89 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    no he does not.

    this is not funny.

  29. Profile photo of Crapsniper
    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    Jdot what are you smoking!? This is hilarious!

  30. Profile photo of BloodyHippie
    BloodyHippie Male 18-29
    147 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    I really wanted to laugh at this. I felt that it was funny, yet it failed to produce the laughter that I so sought. Perhaps if I had been there it would of been alot funnier.

    I also feel bad for the person who had to give a speech after him. Nothing they could say would compare to how memorable that is.

  31. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    June 5, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    ahahahaa! I loved when they started singing, sort of, the theme song. He should`ve done the PokeRap at the end.
  32. Profile photo of Lompocus
    Lompocus Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 12:43 am
    funny...then it just starts to draaaag.
  33. Profile photo of tombombadil
    tombombadil Female 13-17
    106 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 5:29 am
    i hope my send-off is like this one
  34. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 5:30 am
    heh
  35. Profile photo of cheescow
    cheescow Female 18-29
    30 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 6:01 am
    that was funny. whoever said hes gonna be living with his mother... i dont think so, people going to live iwht the mother for a looong time can not move a whole crowd, which he did, he got them all to join in.
  36. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 8:04 am
    i hope my grad speech is as good as that
  37. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 8:31 am
    ... Nerd

    what a loser, I`ve found more inspiring things in people signitures on forums :P

  38. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 8:51 am
    boring. but now he cant get a job.
  39. Profile photo of ClassOf10
    ClassOf10 Male 13-17
    101 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 9:36 am
    lol, well, he did have a very geeky point.
  40. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 9:46 am
    I would hate to have to wear those clothes >_>

    ...but it was amusing. Although too long

  41. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 10:03 am
    LMAO! XD
  42. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    426 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 10:03 am
    YES!!!!

    go that guy!

  43. Profile photo of quietone04
    quietone04 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    Epic & Win.
  44. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    wth is kinda... boring
  45. Profile photo of gennale
    gennale Female 30-39
    2 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    IT was a bit long.. but it seems he put a bit of thought into it. At my HS when I graduated, the speeches had to be evaluated by a teacher.. I wonder what the teacher thought of his?
  46. Profile photo of masterbob
    masterbob Male 13-17
    391 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    haha goood times...
  47. Profile photo of opj
    opj Female 13-17
    47 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    i want to marry him
  48. Profile photo of TieDyePlatap
    TieDyePlatap Male 18-29
    75 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 8:23 am
    Haha super rad
  49. Profile photo of Moopgasm
    Moopgasm Male 18-29
    250 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    pokemon are sweet, but this was kind of lame i didn`t lawl
  50. Profile photo of killamop
    killamop Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    lol u can tell that like half the school (inluding teachers) are going "dude when is this geek gonna shut up?"
    and the other half of the crowd(the geeks and this guys parents) are going "yay lol u r soooooo funny, lets go play with cards!"
    ....except for his parents!
  51. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    i had a roflgasm :D
  52. Profile photo of alaman1112
    alaman1112 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    Watch me be a horrible loser.
    He pronounced it Gyrados (JI-ra-dos) when everyone knows its pronounced (GAR-a-dos)
  53. Profile photo of BellaEdward
    BellaEdward Female 18-29
    30 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Nerds, jocks, punks, preps
    Let me see you 1,2 step.
    Party hard, rock and roll
    We`re the class you can`t control.
    Girls are cute, guys are fly
    All the years are passing by.
    We`re the angels from Heaven
    `Cus we`re the class of 2007!

    ....i found online today and i thot it wuz awesome, and i remembered how cool 2007 was.....and then i saw this guy...and those memories burned to a pile of ashes and bored clouds rolled into the once blue and happy sky...

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