Maury`s ``You Are Not the Father`` Dance

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago Funny
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It"s the new dance sensation that"s sweeping the nation.
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Male 13
Crowd forgot she was even there.
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Female 58
wow.
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Female 1,186
serves her right for being a whore
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Male 4,393
lol Maury :P
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Male 3,255
lol Blacks. I feel sorry for ya, but deep down I`m just glad that us whites aren`t the only ones with trash. :)
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Female 878
"Black Mr.Fantastic, you are NOT the father."
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Male 332
DAMMIT! I fail :(
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Male 332
dammnit...

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Male 332
Male 9,306
It`s Maury...you expected what? Dignity? Grace? This is daytime public access television. You get what you pay for.

Crap. :P

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Female 855
It`s sad that promiscuity is made out to be such a wonderful thing.. how about keeping your legs closed, or use a rubber? oh, wait, "the rubber broke"
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Female 363
ROFL. That was truely amazing
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Female 1,287
:(
i was hoping to see maury dance.
:(
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Female 432
I love Maury!!!!! those are epic moments
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Female 54
boring
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Male 3,296
hehe gotta love black people....

and no am not racism i really do love them

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Female 99
Ahhh, that`s terrible! D:

If some guy I had been with danced like that after finding out he wasn`t my child`s father, I`d kick him so hard....

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Female 1,212
OLD OLD OLD!
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Male 213
Ive seen someone say they were 1,000,000% sure before on this show.

Ive also heard someone on Who wants to be a Millionaire phone-a-friend say they were "20% sure" of their choice. Theres only 4 choices...

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Female 161
old post, but its definetly making it to todays AIM away message. it still cracks me up everytime.

the second clip when hes waving his arm around in the air side to side, kills me.

I love Maury too, depressing its over and done with now.. or was that montel?

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Female 345
It`s just unfathomable to me that you can get pregnant and NOT know who the father is (sans rape of course) How many different asshats can one person have sex with, unprotected in a month?
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Male 15
OLD,but great clip
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Female 374
it`d be funny if that kid later becomes some millionaire...yeah he`ll want to be the father then
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Male 244
"He looked like one of those inflatable thingys you see outside car dealerships that wave their arms back and forth with the wind..."

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube men!

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Male 60
Richoricho, if you want to talk about bad TV, check into chinese programs, specially if you think ours are bad.
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Male 722
I wish maury was aired in the UK, looks like a funny show to watch xD
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Male 14,330
@clc2275
A diseased man or as they call it a playa.
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Female 1,566
Ohh, I love Maury. The topics are excellent. "I`m 45 and I`m a transvestite secretly at night and our baby isn`t really mine because you`re a slut! Let`s talk about our messed up life on television so everyone can see how out of it we are!"
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Male 416
WOW, that would feel so good !
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Male 41
your the dad.. no.. ok your the daddy..no...mmmmm i still get my check from welfare ?
i think the girl is a whore and what type of `man` would have sex with a slut without a rubber?
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Male 14,330
Have any of these people heard of birth control god just what we need more fatherless poor children with hoe moms.
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Female 169
:D
but i dont know who am sorry for the crying mom or the micheal jackson wannabe
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Female 1,496
Wow black people acting stupid. Don`t see that every day do ya?
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Male 1,036
Is there anything the USA won`t make a tv show about??
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Female 37
Wow, he sure likes to dance at inappropriate moments. ><
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Male 76
uh ... uh ... oh well
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Female 375
lol thats funny. music was a nice touch
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Male 128
greatest thing i`ve ever seen
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Female 526
I`m glad i taught you something trujuggalo.
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Male 405
i just learned something, i can have sex without being married
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Male 5,970
ive always wanted ot see the original of this :D
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Female 526
Balls. I laughed hard. I love Maury, I`ve watched it since i was a little kid, way before i knew you could have sex without being married.
good days.
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Male 90
Luke139,

It`s "I like the way you move" by Outkast.

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Male 354
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Male 294
imagine if the baby could hear that ):
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Male 196
I think the phrase "you are not the father" is the most intriguing phrase in any language. It can either be the greatest phrase you ever hear or the absolute worst one. Is there any other phrase like it?
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Female 377
I`m sure the teachers at my school will appreciate this more than freaking.
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Male 204
This new dance came out 4 years ago.
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Male 606
people like that dumbass shouldn`t reproduce...thank god it wasn`t his...to bad its probably someones thats just a ignorant.
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Female 81
god this show is awesome
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Female 114
what an asshat
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Male 196
^Good, at least I know the ninjas will eventually show up. Will they come in through the door or burst through the wa..AHHH NINJAS!?!?
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Male 44
LOL,i was expecting the old guy from the six flags commercials to go on stage and dance with him.
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Male 116
whats the name of the song?
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Male 90
I went to high school with that girl. Always was a skank.
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Male 208
who`s yo daddy?
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Female 960
Give it time. The ninjas will come when you least expect.
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Female 91
wow hahaha.
i love how they play the music
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Male 1,078
haha.
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Male 196
A figment of my imagination? Man, everyone must think I`m crazy. And I haven`t gone through ninja training yet and I`ve been here for a good bit.
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Male 464
And the baby grows up without a dad, isn`t that nice?
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Male 215
this was posted way loooooooooooong ago
those were the days
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Male 112
ive seen it before but wow its still funny every time i see it =]
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Female 960
"jeez you people just come out of nowhere."

IAB posters have to go through Ninja training. True story.

Aaand no, I`m a figment of your imagination. :3

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Male 196
and that last statement was for Iroj...jeez you people just come out of nowhere.
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Male 1,766
Also how the audiance hates the guy for saying he isnt the father then their dancing with them
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Male 1,766
my favorite episode is when they come back this one girl was there for the like 14th guy
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Female 84
ROFL!!!!!!!!
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Male 196
^Maybe it`s the glasses or the haircut, but are you even human?

haha

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Female 151
oh jeeezus thats hilarious!:D He looked like one of those inflatable thingys you see outside car dealerships that wave their arms back and forth with the wind...
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Male 209
patthebaker, it`s just like being kicked in the nuts by Chuck Norris.

Man, if I was him, I wouldn`t be dancing...I`D BOUNCING OFF THE dratIUNG WALLS!

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Female 960
Aahahaha god, watching Maury makes me feel so much better about my life.

I remember seeing this episode when it first aired. I Rolf`d for like an hour.

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Male 1,766
I wonder how awesome that feels
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Female 15,763
Hahaha, I love the Maury show. "I`M 500% SURE, MAURY!" Mhmm, of course you are.
I think teaching basic math to our young generations will prevent this kind of debauchery.
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Male 1,620
Link: Maury`s ``You Are Not the Father`` Dance [Rate Link] - It`s the new dance sensation that`s sweeping the nation.
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