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Date: 06/17/08 06:45 PM

75 Responses to Maury`s “You Are Not the Father“ Dance

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    Link: Maury`s ``You Are Not the Father`` Dance - It`s the new dance sensation that`s sweeping the nation.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    Hahaha, I love the Maury show. "I`M 500% SURE, MAURY!" Mhmm, of course you are.
    I think teaching basic math to our young generations will prevent this kind of debauchery.
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    I wonder how awesome that feels
  4. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    Aahahaha god, watching Maury makes me feel so much better about my life.

    I remember seeing this episode when it first aired. I Rolf`d for like an hour.

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    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    patthebaker, it`s just like being kicked in the nuts by Chuck Norris.

    Man, if I was him, I wouldn`t be dancing...I`D BOUNCING OFF THE dratIUNG WALLS!

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    BillieBored Female 13-17
    151 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    oh jeeezus thats hilarious!:D He looked like one of those inflatable thingys you see outside car dealerships that wave their arms back and forth with the wind...
  7. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    ^Maybe it`s the glasses or the haircut, but are you even human?

    haha

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    sbhamster3 Female 70 & Over
    84 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    ROFL!!!!!!!!
  9. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    my favorite episode is when they come back this one girl was there for the like 14th guy
  10. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    Also how the audiance hates the guy for saying he isnt the father then their dancing with them
  11. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    and that last statement was for Iroj...jeez you people just come out of nowhere.
  12. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    "jeez you people just come out of nowhere."

    IAB posters have to go through Ninja training. True story.

    Aaand no, I`m a figment of your imagination. :3

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    tito2963 Male 13-17
    112 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    ive seen it before but wow its still funny every time i see it =]
  14. Profile photo of sfeagles
    sfeagles Male 13-17
    216 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    this was posted way loooooooooooong ago
    those were the days
  15. Profile photo of BrokenJohn
    BrokenJohn Male 18-29
    469 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    And the baby grows up without a dad, isn`t that nice?
  16. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    A figment of my imagination? Man, everyone must think I`m crazy. And I haven`t gone through ninja training yet and I`ve been here for a good bit.
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    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    haha.
  18. Profile photo of SoapeyLOV
    SoapeyLOV Female 13-17
    91 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    wow hahaha.
    i love how they play the music
  19. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    Give it time. The ninjas will come when you least expect.
  20. Profile photo of shagthefag
    shagthefag Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    who`s yo daddy?
  21. Profile photo of jasonlowe
    jasonlowe Male 18-29
    90 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    I went to high school with that girl. Always was a skank.
  22. Profile photo of Luke139
    Luke139 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    whats the name of the song?
  23. Profile photo of MrMackey523
    MrMackey523 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    LOL,i was expecting the old guy from the six flags commercials to go on stage and dance with him.
  24. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    ^Good, at least I know the ninjas will eventually show up. Will they come in through the door or burst through the wa..AHHH NINJAS!?!?
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    silverwing23 Female 13-17
    114 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    what an asshat
  26. Profile photo of seetheidiot
    seetheidiot Female 13-17
    81 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    god this show is awesome
  27. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    people like that dumbass shouldn`t reproduce...thank god it wasn`t his...to bad its probably someones thats just a ignorant.
  28. Profile photo of bonsushi
    bonsushi Male 18-29
    204 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    This new dance came out 4 years ago.
  29. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    I`m sure the teachers at my school will appreciate this more than freaking.
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    globpharm Male 18-29
    197 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    I think the phrase "you are not the father" is the most intriguing phrase in any language. It can either be the greatest phrase you ever hear or the absolute worst one. Is there any other phrase like it?
  31. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    296 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    imagine if the baby could hear that ):
  32. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
    355 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 9:37 pm
  33. Profile photo of jasonlowe
    jasonlowe Male 18-29
    90 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    Luke139,

    It`s "I like the way you move" by Outkast.

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    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    Balls. I laughed hard. I love Maury, I`ve watched it since i was a little kid, way before i knew you could have sex without being married.
    good days.
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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:01 pm
    ive always wanted ot see the original of this :D
  36. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    i just learned something, i can have sex without being married
  37. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    I`m glad i taught you something trujuggalo.
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    spikyfred Male 13-17
    128 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    greatest thing i`ve ever seen
  39. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    376 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 12:14 am
    lol thats funny. music was a nice touch
  40. Profile photo of popcorncali
    popcorncali Male 40-49
    76 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 1:48 am
    uh ... uh ... oh well
  41. Profile photo of Beatles_fan
    Beatles_fan Female 18-29
    37 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 1:48 am
    Wow, he sure likes to dance at inappropriate moments. ><
  42. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 2:01 am
    Is there anything the USA won`t make a tv show about??
  43. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 2:13 am
    Wow black people acting stupid. Don`t see that every day do ya?
  44. Profile photo of xXsi666Xx
    xXsi666Xx Female 13-17
    169 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 5:31 am
    :D
    but i dont know who am sorry for the crying mom or the micheal jackson wannabe
  45. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 6:28 am
    Have any of these people heard of birth control god just what we need more fatherless poor children with hoe moms.
  46. Profile photo of clc2275
    clc2275 Male 40-49
    40 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 6:34 am
    your the dad.. no.. ok your the daddy..no...mmmmm i still get my check from welfare ?
    i think the girl is a whore and what type of `man` would have sex with a slut without a rubber?
  47. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 7:02 am
    WOW, that would feel so good !
  48. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 7:25 am
    Ohh, I love Maury. The topics are excellent. "I`m 45 and I`m a transvestite secretly at night and our baby isn`t really mine because you`re a slut! Let`s talk about our messed up life on television so everyone can see how out of it we are!"
  49. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 7:49 am
    @clc2275
    A diseased man or as they call it a playa.
  50. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    725 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 8:05 am
    I wish maury was aired in the UK, looks like a funny show to watch xD
  51. Profile photo of Resop
    Resop Male 18-29
    60 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 8:08 am
    Richoricho, if you want to talk about bad TV, check into chinese programs, specially if you think ours are bad.
  52. Profile photo of jeswra
    jeswra Male 18-29
    244 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 8:14 am
    "He looked like one of those inflatable thingys you see outside car dealerships that wave their arms back and forth with the wind..."

    Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube men!

  53. Profile photo of Desumien
    Desumien Female 18-29
    374 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 8:15 am
    it`d be funny if that kid later becomes some millionaire...yeah he`ll want to be the father then
  54. Profile photo of pogocorpse
    pogocorpse Male 30-39
    15 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 8:54 am
    OLD,but great clip
  55. Profile photo of clever-chan
    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 9:25 am
    It`s just unfathomable to me that you can get pregnant and NOT know who the father is (sans rape of course) How many different asshats can one person have sex with, unprotected in a month?
  56. Profile photo of Berberry
    Berberry Female 18-29
    161 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 10:16 am
    old post, but its definetly making it to todays AIM away message. it still cracks me up everytime.

    the second clip when hes waving his arm around in the air side to side, kills me.

    I love Maury too, depressing its over and done with now.. or was that montel?

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    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    214 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 10:27 am
    Ive seen someone say they were 1,000,000% sure before on this show.

    Ive also heard someone on Who wants to be a Millionaire phone-a-friend say they were "20% sure" of their choice. Theres only 4 choices...

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    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 10:29 am
    OLD OLD OLD!
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    SmoyBuddy1 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 10:48 am
    Ahhh, that`s terrible! D:

    If some guy I had been with danced like that after finding out he wasn`t my child`s father, I`d kick him so hard....

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 11:06 am
    hehe gotta love black people....

    and no am not racism i really do love them

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    st_jimmy24 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 11:43 am
    boring
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    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 11:58 am
    I love Maury!!!!! those are epic moments
  63. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    :(
    i was hoping to see maury dance.
    :(
  64. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    ROFL. That was truely amazing
  65. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    It`s sad that promiscuity is made out to be such a wonderful thing.. how about keeping your legs closed, or use a rubber? oh, wait, "the rubber broke"
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    It`s Maury...you expected what? Dignity? Grace? This is daytime public access television. You get what you pay for.

    Crap. :P

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    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/...
  68. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    dammnit...

    <a href="http://s144.photobucket.com/albums/r161/joezilla29/GIFS/?action=view&current=marionotthefather.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r161/joezilla29/GIFS/marionotthefather.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

  69. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    DAMMIT! I fail :(
  70. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    "Black Mr.Fantastic, you are NOT the father."
  71. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    June 19, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    lol Blacks. I feel sorry for ya, but deep down I`m just glad that us whites aren`t the only ones with trash. :)
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    June 19, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    lol Maury :P
  73. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:28 am
    serves her right for being a whore
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    ponyrunswild Female 13-17
    58 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    wow.
  75. Profile photo of Kamlon
    Kamlon Male 18-29
    13 posts
    March 8, 2010 at 12:11 am
    Crowd forgot she was even there.

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