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Date: 06/16/08 04:45 PM

126 Responses to Masturbation: The Horrible Disease

  1. Profile photo of chrisfalcon
    chrisfalcon Male 18-29
    169 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    Link: Masturbation: The Horrible Disease - If this chart is true, all of I-A-B`s male readership is going to die off within a week.
  2. Profile photo of kid-avenger
    kid-avenger Male 13-17
    220 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    kinda creepy, since when is masturbation bad?
  3. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    i don`t know this chart seems pretty real... and it couldn`t have been written but a year ago...
  4. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    629 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Still amazes me to think that at one time, everyone thought that masturbation and sex and all that stuff is evil or sinful or, in this case, deadly....
  5. Profile photo of becca1k992
    becca1k992 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Haha
    why is it just the male readers?
    im so gunna die
    >.<
  6. Profile photo of Fuz92
    Fuz92 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    And what exactly happens to females when they do it??
  7. Profile photo of kid-avenger
    kid-avenger Male 13-17
    220 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    It was writtin in 1844.
  8. Profile photo of isa_ragnor
    isa_ragnor Male 18-29
    111 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    this makes sense i know a good many taken out in there prime from MASTURBATION!!
  9. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    we ALL are going to die.
  10. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    lmao and they probably believed it
  11. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    *all iab males stop mid-wank* SH*T!
  12. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    too tough to die and too proud to quit eh (:
  13. Profile photo of BruceLeroy
    BruceLeroy Male 18-29
    123 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    So.....apparently every disease ever is actually caused by masturbation. Well, looks like IAB just found a way to cure cancer. I`ll stick with what is apparently the best feeling suicide EVER!!
  14. Profile photo of zephyrnok
    zephyrnok Male 13-17
    83 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    That explains all the blood I coughed up on my keyboard...
  15. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    ^^^

    rofl

  16. Profile photo of Sathyre
    Sathyre Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    That explains a lot. . . lol
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    Fuz, I have no idea what you`re talking about.

    Women have no sexual libido.

    We do have a SANDWICH libido... ;D

  18. Profile photo of Angel25
    Angel25 Female 18-29
    297 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    lol Vive la france!
  19. Profile photo of thecoolest
    thecoolest Male 13-17
    35 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    Whats wrong with the body going stiff? I always thought that was the point...
  20. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    why did it take the kid until 17 years old to masturbate
  21. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Thank God we got Marques de Sade
    to end this kind of crap
  22. Profile photo of trentoneli
    trentoneli Male 18-29
    258 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    ...what did i tell you. IAB hates men
  23. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    So THATS what has been happening
  24. Profile photo of dopenuts
    dopenuts Male 30-39
    67 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    You can die if you masturbate? i masturbate so i WON`T die. it relieves stress and boredom.
  25. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    Huh. Certainly explains a lot.

    Are there still people out there who believe masturbation will blind you? Just curious.

  26. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    17 i got a good 2 years
  27. Profile photo of tispayne
    tispayne Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    poo... how long does it take for the symptoms to kick in?!!
  28. Profile photo of thealchemist
    thealchemist Male 13-17
    10 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    lol, that is weird
  29. Profile photo of Jugganaut
    Jugganaut Male 13-17
    65 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    And I thought I had Yellow Fever.

    That`s a load off.

  30. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    i wonder how the 16 century people feel about reading THIS article.
  31. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    or the 19th century french people...
  32. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    the only draw back to masturbation is that my right arm is more ripped than my left one
  33. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    Meh, in France at that time, it was actually less work to get laid than it was to rub one out.
  34. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    Oh poo. I am so f|_|cked.
  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    Masturbation would prevent this clap trap. People who are sexually frustrated tend to be grumpier and more pessimistic. Hence why everyone WHO DOESN`T GET ANY ATTENTION WHATSOEVER always wrote this sh_t...
  36. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    Thats stupid I shudve died years ago then.
  37. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    @Nidonemo

    not to sound rude but what about the females who dont have sex to save there virginity? i mean i think abstinites is a great thing for females especialy in my area who would be concider a slut if she slept around with a guy...

    i mean i hate men who sleeps around with innocent women and yet they backfire them and call them nasty remark and then later on in life there looking for a virgin...it pisses me off.

  38. Profile photo of 7l24c3
    7l24c3 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    and i thought it was hereditary lol.
  39. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    993 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    This changes my view on all of my peers and teachers that have a receding hair line.
  40. Profile photo of StefanM
    StefanM Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    So, it seems that over the years we`ve gone from:

    Masturbation causes tuberculosis-ish death...
    to
    Masturbation causes blindness...
    to
    Msaturbation causes hairy palms...
    to
    Masturbation prevents cancer!

    Ah, progress!

  41. Profile photo of Evelond
    Evelond Male 13-17
    27 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    That means every necrophiliac that reads this article will die almost instantaneously.
  42. Profile photo of Serio
    Serio Male 13-17
    68 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    Let me see, i`ve been semi-blind all my life, i can`t get fat because i eat normally, i can`t sleep because of my gaming sessions... I`m screwed.

    This is what happens when you get Masturbation mixed up with Aids!

  43. Profile photo of Growth
    Growth Male 13-17
    93 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    This actually reminds me of "The Gush" from the sketch show, Jam. It would probably be more plausible :P
    Here it is on YouTube, scroll to 4:00 (graphic, nsfw)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n_gHFWTi...
    (And please notify me if I am breaking the rules)
  44. Profile photo of Xerxes860
    Xerxes860 Male 30-39
    68 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    all the man-whores in the world should be dead now.
  45. Profile photo of Skyotic
    Skyotic Female 18-29
    87 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

    Xerxes, man whores actually have sex. This was masturbation. :P

  46. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    What`s this post about? I was too busy to look at it.

    Be right back, I have to vomit up some blood.

  47. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    Well in that case , i have no more plans after i`ve perused IAB now :(
  48. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    Aww poor guy. It`s a good thing he never had sex then, I wonder how he would`ve died then!
  49. Profile photo of liztherocker
    liztherocker Female 13-17
    174 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    looks like my night is going to be BOORING.
  50. Profile photo of Carefreak
    Carefreak Male 18-29
    36 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    I couldn`t read it, I`ve gone blind.
  51. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Symptoms are similar to those who practice sexual intercourse. Unfortunately, the disease usually manifests itself in the form of marriage, prolonging the misery of the victim for many a year.

    In hindsight, we see that those who masturbate get off easy. (No pun intended)

  52. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    God! The monthly cycle for me is sucking right now. :(
  53. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    ^ Maybe you should have thought about that before you were born a female.
  54. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    I wasn`t surprised to find this at a private Catholic all-boys school nearly a decade ago....I was too young to realise its message then. Now it rings quite clear. ^_^~~
  55. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    It cant be too bad if its attatched to your body lol. "well looks like we`ve lost another one to masturbation"
    -"but this man was stabbed to death"
    "nope im pretty sure its masturbation"

    LOL

  56. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    i like the women that are concerned....that makes me want to masturbate....JUST KIDDING
  57. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    i hate it when "girls" post stupid comments you know the type (those annoying flirty comments that try to get attention) on site especially when its quite obvious the "girls" is a man.
  58. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    Since when has IAB turned to WebMD
  59. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    i knew someone would refer back to that cancer thing.
  60. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    yup, sounds like us a lot.
  61. Profile photo of joeyhndc
    joeyhndc Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    So that`s how Elvis died!
  62. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    NO! I`M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
  63. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    This chart came from a time of self dicipline, where it was propper to not pleasure ones self. Though this disease is merely to scare the young people out of bad habits, it could work and it should work. It is possible to have damage done in some sort by doing it ever so frequently, but that`s why you don`t. Again, this is fake, only to scare the inpatient teenagers.
  64. Profile photo of zachuz
    zachuz Male 18-29
    26 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    if this is true me and my son are gonna die
  65. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    ok! that just proves we all need to just get laid ever night.

    first dieses from f{ }cking
    now that! what has this world come too!

  66. Profile photo of Infinity838
    Infinity838 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    well, statistics have shown that 100% of people who masturbate eventually die.
  67. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Too funny.

    Not surprising when in next door Italy, 200 years ealier, the italien clergy imprisoned Galileo for proving that the Earth rotated around the Sun. Which is in direct contradiction to the following verses:
    Psalm 93:1, Psalm 96:10, 1 Chronicles 16:30, Psalm 104:5, and Ecclesiastes 1:5

    Religion is funny-bad!

  68. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    Hahahaha.... I bet they still show it to little, evangelical boys...
    Hmmm... it serves me well...
  69. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    wow.. peopel are so naive.. but some parents teach this sort of thing.. that masturbation is so bad.. my parents did... but a whole lot of good that did... lol ^_^
  70. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    BTW... they never mention female mastrubation - I bet all the little girls were going at it while their brothers were carefully watched.
  71. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    According to this, I should be already dead... and male.
  72. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    Masturbation suicide. I wonder if it`s possible.
  73. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    yay, we female self lovers are safe. W00t
  74. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    That`s what happens? I must be doing it wrong.
  75. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    This was kind of funny because I read the French version on top and could understand most of it.

    For those of you wondering where the female version is, I think this was written at a time where most people assumed women didnt pleasure themselves.

  76. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    If I were male, I would fap to this just for the irony.
  77. Profile photo of fairyloo
    fairyloo Female 18-29
    4 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    hmm... looks a bit like a jonas brother.
  78. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    Well poo, I should have been dead years ago by this chart
  79. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    firefliet: I did
  80. Profile photo of eezle
    eezle Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    how hard was he masturbating?
  81. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    fuz92-
    "And what exactly happens to females when they do it??"

    well you can ahve some fun too! XD

  82. Profile photo of Mustard4242
    Mustard4242 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:09 pm

  83. Profile photo of rockangel249
    rockangel249 Female 13-17
    123 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:52 pm
    ...and yet he STILL keeps on masturbating.
  84. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    Am I a freak for thinking this chart is really drating adorable?
  85. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    okay...........
  86. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    "not to sound rude but what about the females who dont have sex to save there virginity? i mean i think abstinites is a great thing for females especialy in my area who would be concider a slut if she slept around with a guy...
    i mean i hate men who sleeps around with innocent women and yet they backfire them and call them nasty remark and then later on in life there looking for a virgin...it pisses me off."

    Oh I know! It`s f-cked up! Totally unfair!

  87. Profile photo of fly_boogie
    fly_boogie Female 30-39
    16 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    Sorry guys, I guess you`re all DOOMED!!!! }-)

    Well I guess the hairy palms things was all just a crock of bull. This is much better!

  88. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    -fap fap fap cough cough fap fap cough fap fap fap-
  89. Profile photo of RodneyJason
    RodneyJason Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    Kinda scary how much power the church had back then.

    Anyway, brb.. i need to test this one.

  90. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    there goes half of the world...i guess 2012 is correct.
  91. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:00 am
    What the f*ck?!
  92. Profile photo of Scat91
    Scat91 Female 13-17
    89 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:29 am
    No I think that means that us girls are safe.
  93. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
    413 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:31 am
    i found it very interesting that this guy died just because he masturbated. very extream deterant.....NOT. it wont stop me
  94. Profile photo of chary
    chary Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:32 am
    Well, just goes to show how convenient it is to be female then :3.
  95. Profile photo of Mr_Patata
    Mr_Patata Male 18-29
    46 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:51 am
    dont laugh at how primitive this is, today the government still does the same but instead of masturbating its marijuana
  96. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:37 am
    So much for hairy palms. Oh no, those were the lucky ones!
  97. Profile photo of buttonmoon14
    buttonmoon14 Female 18-29
    66 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 2:58 am
    what the eff?! that is mean! haha
  98. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 3:14 am
    Wow. He must have choked that chicken a little too hard.
  99. Profile photo of thecoolest
    thecoolest Male 13-17
    35 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 3:17 am
    Oh. no. i killed my dad
  100. Profile photo of paramecium
    paramecium Female 18-29
    268 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 3:47 am
    Too bad for men...

    haw haw!

  101. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 3:58 am
    wow well know i know that im going to die from jacking off great
  102. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:55 am
    I`m having a little trouble reading the post. the font is a little small. Anyway, masturbation doesnt cause death or hairy palms or even blindne... oh wait.
  103. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:05 am
    if masturbation won`t kill people, they will die laughing from reading this bullsh*t chart
  104. Profile photo of AntiHero94
    AntiHero94 Female 13-17
    66 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:09 am
    lol they should have a girl chart right below it O_o

    ;-)

  105. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:35 am
    Reminded me of this video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqaltviFD...

    Should be safe for work.

  106. Profile photo of girlwithnin
    girlwithnin Female 18-29
    39 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:42 am
    Hmmm... orgasam does mean "little death" right....

    So it`s true! You do die a little when you masturbate or have sex.

    Personally, I`m amazed I`m not dead yet. I love double clicking my mouse.

  107. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 11:02 am
    God & Jesus don`t approve of masturbation, but okay with priests touching little boys. Horray moral high ground!
  108. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 11:10 am
    `Oh. no. i killed my dad`

    o_o

    do i want to know?

  109. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    Uhhh Luckly this wont happen to me !!!

    I never get the cold!

  110. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    Pooptart i like your pic lol
  111. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    So thats how I got sick *coughhackblooddeath*
  112. Profile photo of Hitaki
    Hitaki Female 13-17
    103 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    Huh. I never heard that it blinds you.. 0.o

    well in any case, are we ALL GOING TO DIE?

    (Face it. We`re human. :D)

  113. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    Why am I not dead yet? Ohh thats right, because its all catholic bs. Thats why! Well... time to masturbate.
  114. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    hmmm, I thin this is taken out of context ? LOL.
    I thought it did the opposite?
  115. Profile photo of geek_kittie
    geek_kittie Female 30-39
    66 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    Gosh, I would have died at 7.
  116. Profile photo of kibutzor
    kibutzor Male 18-29
    10 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    i`m so gonna die
  117. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    Wait, you die??
    I thought your supposed to go blind, hmmmm.
  118. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 12:39 am
    You`d think the dude would have stopped before his hair fell out.
  119. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 1:27 am
    This actually strikes me hilarious, given the fact that this is showing those who masturbate die... yet science has shown that masturbating (for men at least) reduces the risk of colon cancer.
    Even better, are the symptoms shown are similar to those of someone going through Cancer therapy.
    I think someone read the memo backwards!
  120. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 1:52 am
    Well at least he got to rave before he died.
  121. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 10:02 am
    oh god oh god oh god oh god....
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    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    Wait, wait wait...
    Does this apply to females as well?
    I hope to he.ll not.
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    TheWood Male 30-39
    211 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:02 am
    That is why washing your hands before the play is always recommended.
    The funny thing is that this is probably sponsored by the Holy Poopy Church of doom!
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    that70s_show Male 13-17
    169 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    well if masturbation makes you blind, that would explain why my vision sucks
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:40 pm
    I remember reading some where that people back the wanted to replace the letters M and W because they led inexorably to unclean urges...I might be wrong though.
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    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 5:49 am
    I read in to it...

    This story totally checks out.

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