Master of the Internet

Submitted by: Kingtrewq 8 years ago in Tech

Mastering the Internet infomercial from 1994. It was a scary time back then.
There are 65 comments:
Male 47
no one can make money on the internet?
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Female 304
Yes! I can touch up on my egyptian literature now!
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Male 9
"there are over 10,000 people using the internet, this is expected to grow by 50% in the next decade" lmfao ! A DECADE IS 10 YEARS ! so by there predictions in the year 2004 there would have been 15,000 people online !!!!! how further from the truth could they possibly get ? PS: anyone one else think the guy on the video looks like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite ???
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Female 119
HAHAHAHA

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-Chatting with women (if that wasn`t funny enough...)
-Chatting with men (pause) about football

:-D

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Male 725
The Internet Is Serious Business!
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Male 466
So its fake because of how bad it was? OH COME ON??!!! Anyone remember the K-Tel commercials? Hw about the Mr. Microphone comercials? The Clapper? All really bad commercials and more to the point real.

Yes i now realize this was a spoof after looking at some of the evidence people pointed out. But it could certainly have been real. I could most definitely see this on USA after midnight. They had some of the worst commercials. Not to mention, cable companies air local comercials on cable channels that are homegrown and often just5 as horrible.

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Male 271
(insert repeated phrase)
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Male 954
yeah i noticed it was fake after he repeated football scores and after the second time he did that it was obvious
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Male 308
Yes everyone, this is a spoof. You want to learn how to tell? Click on the youtube icon. Then, look at the details on youtube. Of course it`s a spoof! Geez. They wouldn`t make an infomercial that bad. They want to sell you their products not give you a good laugh.
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Female 173
I love the way he bought his own video`s xP
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Male 54
Why do all the movies from the 90`s and before have that creepy and aweful music in the background?
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Male 155
im the master of the arpanet
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Female 8
I wish I could master that guys face..with my fist!
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Male 146
00:40 - 00:44

The time I spend watching this is the most epic time in my life.

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Male 762
well that never gets funny , no matter how many times it turns up
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Female 209
1994? I was BORN that year. There was one shot where I swear he was wearing braces.

"Although you cannot make money on the internet"
lol.

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Male 1,024
i love how you actually called...
wow
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Female 460
...Wow.
Just..
Wow.
._.
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Male 420
yeah man, i tried to buy them but all i got was erotic chat. cost me like $200
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Male 204
I also love how when I called 1-800-555-DALE it was a phone sex line.
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Male 204
Lmao. I love how the computer isn`t on when you first see him.
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Female 78
And that`s why I bought MY video...freak. Lol
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Male 135
MY VEINS SURGE WITH ZE POWAGGGHHHH!!!! OF ZA IN TUR NETZZZ!!! BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! ......oh yeh... be jealous
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Female 263
Ahhaha. That`s why I bought my videos, and so should you!

Owny.

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Male 60
I could have bet money I saw this on Adult Swim.
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Male 7,933
"In 1994, a 5 year old could "master" the internet.
Case in point: me."
Three years old, and WHAT!

`I didnt want to get left behind, so I bought MY video`

Sports scores
Football scores?
That was redundant
That was redundant

Is it Dale as in Dale or Dale as in to go in spanish.

I want to say fake, but the clothes make it seem so real

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Male 1,228
Not only is it gay to say "repost", but it`s just as gay to say "definetly not a repost, don`t want to make anybody mad". Jesus just shut your trap.

Anyways, I`ll have to agree with the spoof theory. Though that "We`ll make your wedding/home movie(s)!" commercial really makes me wonder..

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Female 388
Chatting with woman
Chatting with men....about football. SUREEEEE o.o
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Female 289
i saw this one before on IAB, and it is stupid now as it was then

and whats really suprising is that the internet is a little more complicated now then it was then so idk what it was for anywayz oh well

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Female 511
fake
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Female 187
wow so if it went up by 50% then, there must be like? 40000 people on by now!
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Female 143
does i win internets nao
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Female 362
"Chatting with men...about footbal,"
nice.
Fake, though.
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Male 4,680
"chatting with women.

chattng with men...about football"
I Lol`d

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Male 184
its so obvious its fake...the number is 555 people!!!!
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Male 209
Repost? Why, of course not!

This is a fake commercial, btw :P

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Male 522
This is definitely not a repost, at all. And if it was, I wouldn`t point it out. No sir.
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Male 122
he looks like the guy in the pedophile beard/rapist glasses infomercial the other day.
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Male 74
This looks like something that would be on Tim and Eric`s awesome show, great job. I was expecting it to say great job at the end of the sketch
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Female 1,427
Such a spoof.

In 1994, a 5 year old could "master" the internet.
Case in point: me.

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Female 15,763
Was it here that I saw this before?
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Male 93
The phone number is 1-800-*555*-DALE
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Female 147
Funnyordie.com. Lower lefthand corner.
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Male 1,244
Dang it
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Male 1,244
But I liked it!!! Please dont delete me! Aaahh!
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Female 541
i can`t imagine life w/out google..... I can`t even imagine life without the internet! it`s almost sad... my generation has never experienced life w/out the internet.
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Male 3,301
You won the internets!!!!!
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Female 525
This reeked of spoofyness and fakeness.
But yet, I watched it..and enjoyed it.
Odd.
Something weird about the way his teeth appeared..
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Male 68
Hahah! When he said "All though you cannot make money on the internet", i nearly had a heart attack.

Ebay is left from Wikipedia, and north of Google.

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Male 498
Cod ?
they take fish?

IM IN !

Hehe twin towers (sh*t) dont ban meh :(

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Male 466
This has got to be a spoof. As bad as the late 80`s and early 90`s were, they werent this bad. I mean to brag about finding the wrong information taking only 10 minutes reaks of spoofdom. Not only that it just has that Napolean Dynamite feel to it. The uber geeky look of Dale against that super slutty Madonna wanna be just a little too much to take seriously.
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Male 498
Lol he bought his own videos
lol

*cheesy smile*
*relises*
"wai-cuts to prices

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Male 4,393
Internet infomercial from 1994.... lolz :P
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Male 534
That`s why I bought my OWN videos!
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Male 4,393
(i think)....
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Male 606
im an internet mastur...bater...
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Female 50
^ Me either
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Male 1,766
im not going to say it because i dont want to piss off fancylad
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Female 432
what`s the capital of dallas?
73 degrees below the 42 lmao
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Male 126
I has no internetz to master
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Male 511
i am the master of the internet

in my dreams... (not really, its actually my imaginary friend Bob`s dream)

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Female 128
wait i have seen this before is this a repost of a comercial
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Male 1,220
pshh i AM the master of the internets
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Female 128
i wish i was the master of the internet
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Male 7
Link: Master of the Internet [Rate Link] - Mastering the Internet infomercial from 1994. It was a scary time back then.
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