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Date: 06/21/08 10:30 AM

66 Responses to Master of the Internet

  1. Profile photo of Kingtrewq
    Kingtrewq Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:04 am
    Link: Master of the Internet - Mastering the Internet infomercial from 1994. It was a scary time back then.
  2. Profile photo of Ericarox
    Ericarox Female 13-17
    128 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:34 am
    i wish i was the master of the internet
  3. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:35 am
    pshh i AM the master of the internets
  4. Profile photo of Ericarox
    Ericarox Female 13-17
    128 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:35 am
    wait i have seen this before is this a repost of a comercial
  5. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:35 am
    i am the master of the internet

    in my dreams... (not really, its actually my imaginary friend Bob`s dream)

  6. Profile photo of iwcu
    iwcu Male 18-29
    126 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:40 am
    I has no internetz to master
  7. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:42 am
    what`s the capital of dallas?
    73 degrees below the 42 lmao
  8. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:43 am
    im not going to say it because i dont want to piss off fancylad
  9. Profile photo of Lollage_town
    Lollage_town Female 18-29
    50 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:45 am
    ^ Me either
  10. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:46 am
    im an internet mastur...bater...
  11. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:46 am
    (i think)....
  12. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:48 am
    That`s why I bought my OWN videos!
  13. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:49 am
    Internet infomercial from 1994.... lolz :P
  14. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:59 am
    Lol he bought his own videos
    lol

    *cheesy smile*
    *relises*
    "wai-cuts to prices

  15. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
    466 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:02 am
    This has got to be a spoof. As bad as the late 80`s and early 90`s were, they werent this bad. I mean to brag about finding the wrong information taking only 10 minutes reaks of spoofdom. Not only that it just has that Napolean Dynamite feel to it. The uber geeky look of Dale against that super slutty Madonna wanna be just a little too much to take seriously.
  16. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:04 am
    Cod ?
    they take fish?

    IM IN !

    Hehe twin towers (sh*t) dont ban meh :(

  17. Profile photo of Serio
    Serio Male 13-17
    68 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:09 am
    Hahah! When he said "All though you cannot make money on the internet", i nearly had a heart attack.

    Ebay is left from Wikipedia, and north of Google.

  18. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:11 am
    This reeked of spoofyness and fakeness.
    But yet, I watched it..and enjoyed it.
    Odd.
    Something weird about the way his teeth appeared..
  19. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:17 am
    You won the internets!!!!!
  20. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:23 am
    i can`t imagine life w/out google..... I can`t even imagine life without the internet! it`s almost sad... my generation has never experienced life w/out the internet.
  21. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:32 am
    But I liked it!!! Please dont delete me! Aaahh!
  22. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:35 am
    Dang it
  23. Profile photo of Mandikins
    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:44 am
    Funnyordie.com. Lower lefthand corner.
  24. Profile photo of jxl180
    jxl180 Male 18-29
    93 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:50 am
    The phone number is 1-800-*555*-DALE
  25. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    Was it here that I saw this before?
  26. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    Such a spoof.

    In 1994, a 5 year old could "master" the internet.
    Case in point: me.

  27. Profile photo of woozlez
    woozlez Male 13-17
    74 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    This looks like something that would be on Tim and Eric`s awesome show, great job. I was expecting it to say great job at the end of the sketch
  28. Profile photo of J-Dawg15531
    J-Dawg15531 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    he looks like the guy in the pedophile beard/rapist glasses infomercial the other day.
  29. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    This is definitely not a repost, at all. And if it was, I wouldn`t point it out. No sir.
  30. Profile photo of Crapsniper
    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    Repost? Why, of course not!

    This is a fake commercial, btw :P

  31. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    its so obvious its fake...the number is 555 people!!!!
  32. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    "chatting with women.

    chattng with men...about football"
    I Lol`d

  33. Profile photo of buttersisluv
    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    362 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    "Chatting with men...about footbal,"
    nice.
    Fake, though.
  34. Profile photo of macjanette
    macjanette Female 13-17
    143 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    does i win internets nao
  35. Profile photo of kermitgreen
    kermitgreen Female 30-39
    187 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    wow so if it went up by 50% then, there must be like? 40000 people on by now!
  36. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    fake
  37. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    i saw this one before on IAB, and it is stupid now as it was then

    and whats really suprising is that the internet is a little more complicated now then it was then so idk what it was for anywayz oh well

  38. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    Chatting with woman
    Chatting with men....about football. SUREEEEE o.o
  39. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    Not only is it gay to say "repost", but it`s just as gay to say "definetly not a repost, don`t want to make anybody mad". Jesus just shut your trap.

    Anyways, I`ll have to agree with the spoof theory. Though that "We`ll make your wedding/home movie(s)!" commercial really makes me wonder..

  40. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    "In 1994, a 5 year old could "master" the internet.
    Case in point: me."
    Three years old, and WHAT!

    `I didnt want to get left behind, so I bought MY video`

    Sports scores
    Football scores?
    That was redundant
    That was redundant

    Is it Dale as in Dale or Dale as in to go in spanish.

    I want to say fake, but the clothes make it seem so real

  41. Profile photo of hawkeye52
    hawkeye52 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    I could have bet money I saw this on Adult Swim.
  42. Profile photo of Rock_On37
    Rock_On37 Female 13-17
    263 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    Ahhaha. That`s why I bought my videos, and so should you!

    Owny.

  43. Profile photo of xXxNatexXx
    xXxNatexXx Male 13-17
    135 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    MY VEINS SURGE WITH ZE POWAGGGHHHH!!!! OF ZA IN TUR NETZZZ!!! BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! ......oh yeh... be jealous
  44. Profile photo of jcp
    jcp Female 18-29
    78 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    And that`s why I bought MY video...freak. Lol
  45. Profile photo of bonsushi
    bonsushi Male 18-29
    204 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    Lmao. I love how the computer isn`t on when you first see him.
  46. Profile photo of bonsushi
    bonsushi Male 18-29
    204 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    I also love how when I called 1-800-555-DALE it was a phone sex line.
  47. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    420 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    yeah man, i tried to buy them but all i got was erotic chat. cost me like $200
  48. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    ...Wow.
    Just..
    Wow.
    ._.
  49. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:08 am
    i love how you actually called...
    wow
  50. Profile photo of beehappy
    beehappy Female 13-17
    209 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 5:37 am
    1994? I was BORN that year. There was one shot where I swear he was wearing braces.

    "Although you cannot make money on the internet"
    lol.

  51. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 6:35 am
    well that never gets funny , no matter how many times it turns up
  52. Profile photo of Danceaholic
    Danceaholic Male 18-29
    146 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 8:32 am
    00:40 - 00:44

    The time I spend watching this is the most epic time in my life.

  53. Profile photo of HFish
    HFish Female 18-29
    8 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:47 am
    I wish I could master that guys face..with my fist!
  54. Profile photo of godamoungppl
    godamoungppl Male 13-17
    155 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 11:06 am
    im the master of the arpanet
  55. Profile photo of FadeToBlack5
    FadeToBlack5 Male 13-17
    54 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 11:34 am
    Why do all the movies from the 90`s and before have that creepy and aweful music in the background?
  56. Profile photo of chary
    chary Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    I love the way he bought his own video`s xP
  57. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    Yes everyone, this is a spoof. You want to learn how to tell? Click on the youtube icon. Then, look at the details on youtube. Of course it`s a spoof! Geez. They wouldn`t make an infomercial that bad. They want to sell you their products not give you a good laugh.
  58. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    realized it was fake when they started listing the items and the did "sports scores...football scores". but they had me going. and i thought it was hilarious
  59. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    yeah i noticed it was fake after he repeated football scores and after the second time he did that it was obvious
  60. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    (insert repeated phrase)
  61. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
    466 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 10:40 am
    So its fake because of how bad it was? OH COME ON??!!! Anyone remember the K-Tel commercials? Hw about the Mr. Microphone comercials? The Clapper? All really bad commercials and more to the point real.

    Yes i now realize this was a spoof after looking at some of the evidence people pointed out. But it could certainly have been real. I could most definitely see this on USA after midnight. They had some of the worst commercials. Not to mention, cable companies air local comercials on cable channels that are homegrown and often just5 as horrible.

  62. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:12 pm
    The Internet Is Serious Business!
  63. Profile photo of Ellizabeth
    Ellizabeth Female 13-17
    119 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    HAHAHAHA

    ...
    -Chatting with women (if that wasn`t funny enough...)
    -Chatting with men (pause) about football

    :-D

  64. Profile photo of primesuspect
    primesuspect Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    "there are over 10,000 people using the internet, this is expected to grow by 50% in the next decade" lmfao ! A DECADE IS 10 YEARS ! so by there predictions in the year 2004 there would have been 15,000 people online !!!!! how further from the truth could they possibly get ? PS: anyone one else think the guy on the video looks like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite ???
  65. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    September 30, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    Yes! I can touch up on my egyptian literature now!
  66. Profile photo of mopsnmaggots
    mopsnmaggots Male 18-29
    47 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 4:00 am
    no one can make money on the internet?

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