Man Holds Up Market

Submitted by: fundumper 8 years ago

With shrubbery.
There are 57 comments:
Male 20
The reasoning of the request from the knights who say ni, has finally become clear.
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Male 216
so thats why they needed a second shrubbery... because they lost the first one in a failed robbery. then they changed their names so teh cops couldn`t find them
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Female 304
moral of the story-next time bring a stool
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Male 4,680
BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!!!

...So I can rob a shop with it.

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Female 15,763
He`s like the stupid version of MacGyver.
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Female 4,028
"Gimmie the money, or I`ll give you the worst splinter of your life!"
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Female 399
^^Gun?

I guess he figured that the leafy bit would cover his face from the cameras?

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Male 285
it`s like rock paper scissors

but what beats stool?

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Male 294
HAHAHA TALK ABOUT BUDGET
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Male 891
also -
"african, or european?"
"i don`t know that! AUHGHAGH!"
or
"now go away before i taunt you for a second time."
and then
"that`s not a horse! you`ve got two coconuts and you`re bangin` `em together!"

XD i`m full of holy grail quotes.

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Male 891
i like how he went all cornholio to "hide" his identity... AFTER the camera and cashier already saw him.
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Female 444
Wow. Someone was on drugs.
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Male 90
Insert Python jargon here.

What! is your favorite colour..?
Red! NO BLUE! AUGH!!!!

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Female 1,287
i love how he just casually walked out...
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Male 108
God bless America.
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Male 342
monty python ftw
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Female 179
Damn you cannibal151! D: Shouldnt you be eating innocent 7yearold Cezh boys instead of posting my comments before me?
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Female 179
Stool>Palm Frond
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Male 100
`Gimme ur money or i`ll plant u to the ground`
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Male 54
Thats absolutely amazing
and ya definitely thinking holy grail when I saw that
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Female 17
"Oh no.. Splinters?"

Its okay though cause they scared him off with a stool.. wtf.

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Male 694
The Knights Who Say Ni; the later years.
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Male 1,254
Later he came back and tried to cut one of the workers in half with a herring.
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Female 101
hahahahha
anybody else think of Monty Python`s Holy Grail right away too?
hahhaha
"WE WANT.......A SHRUBBERY!"
*gasp*
hahah the "Oh, Knights....who until very recently said `Ni`"
hahahahha
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Male 335
that might just be the craziest thing I have ever seen. Dude, WTF were you thinking?
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Female 2,196
ha he got chased out by a stool
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Male 1,550
Stool > Shrubbery
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Male 1,766
@chary first thiing i thought
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Male 3,296
they liked the happenning a lil too much
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Male 89
Poor people are hilarious, the things they do. Ha ha.
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Female 173
Ni!
Who was thinking Monty Pyhton when watching this xP?
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Male 817
The man was later found in a forest attempting to cut down the mightiest tree with a herring.
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Male 3,301
NI!!!
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Female 2,672
yo tanerb924, im a shrubber- that is i one who sells shruberies
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Female 102
I kept thinking about Monty Python and the Knights who say Ni the whole time. xD
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Male 382
frozen stupid? Is that what you have been eating today?
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Male 703
guy was probley yelling ni ni ni... give me the money... ni
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Male 163
maby it was poisonus or was an umbbrela whith a wierd end or a shrub made of frozen stupid
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Male 488
^^^^gut?
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Male 152
oh, if only there were sound! it would be glorious!
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Male 285
lol, the gut with the chair
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Male 382
Well he was a prickly customer ;-)
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Female 14
Now I know why the Knights Who Say Ni wanted that shrubbery.

What a money-making ploy on their part!

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Male 970
He tried to rob the shop?

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Male 970
I do not understand…

what did he do?

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Female 532
Haha, you can just imagine how that went...
"Gimme the money!"
"WTF...no."
"NOW! Or I`ll beat you with this shrub!"

Probably not the best plan of action.

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Male 38
There are some complete idiots in the world. then there are people like these...
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Male 488
bring me a shrubbery
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Male 291
im sorry ill never do this again :D
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Male 561
Oh god, "The Happening" was utter poo.

This guy is my hero. Quick, everyone grab a q-tip and meet me at the 7-11 by your house!

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Male 126
Out of all the pointy, sharp household objects.... why a shrub?
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Female 1,572
Well...it is rather pointy...
...or I think someone saw the happening and thought it was a documentary :3
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Female 775
..And was chased out by a stool
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Male 1,182
AHAHAHAH WTF
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Male 4,594
I`d like to see what he can get done with a carrot and three bananas.
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Male 4,594
That is truly awesome.
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Male 200
Link: Man Holds Up Market [Rate Link] - With shrubbery.
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