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Date: 06/20/08 09:33 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fundumper
    fundumper Male 30-39
    200 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 7:34 am
    Link: Man Holds Up Market - With shrubbery.
  2. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:36 am
    That is truly awesome.
  3. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:37 am
    I`d like to see what he can get done with a carrot and three bananas.
  4. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:37 am
    AHAHAHAH WTF
  5. Profile photo of Ashwindow
    Ashwindow Female 18-29
    775 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:38 am
    ..And was chased out by a stool
  6. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1573 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:38 am
    Well...it is rather pointy...
    ...or I think someone saw the happening and thought it was a documentary :3
  7. Profile photo of iwcu
    iwcu Male 18-29
    126 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:40 am
    Out of all the pointy, sharp household objects.... why a shrub?
  8. Profile photo of are7era
    are7era Male 18-29
    562 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:40 am
    Oh god, "The Happening" was utter poo.

    This guy is my hero. Quick, everyone grab a q-tip and meet me at the 7-11 by your house!

  9. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:42 am
    im sorry ill never do this again :D
  10. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:46 am
    bring me a shrubbery
  11. Profile photo of imtoobored
    imtoobored Male 13-17
    38 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:49 am
    There are some complete idiots in the world. then there are people like these...
  12. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    536 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:56 am
    Haha, you can just imagine how that went...
    "Gimme the money!"
    "WTF...no."
    "NOW! Or I`ll beat you with this shrub!"

    Probably not the best plan of action.

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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:01 am
    I do not understand…

    what did he do?

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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:02 am
    He tried to rob the shop?

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    rrongway36 Female 18-29
    14 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:05 am
    Now I know why the Knights Who Say Ni wanted that shrubbery.

    What a money-making ploy on their part!

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    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:09 am
    Well he was a prickly customer ;-)
  17. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    287 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:15 am
    lol, the gut with the chair
  18. Profile photo of wuguwa
    wuguwa Male 18-29
    152 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:19 am
    oh, if only there were sound! it would be glorious!
  19. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:20 am
    ^^^^gut?
  20. Profile photo of wildde
    wildde Male 13-17
    163 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:22 am
    maby it was poisonus or was an umbbrela whith a wierd end or a shrub made of frozen stupid
  21. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:22 am
    guy was probley yelling ni ni ni... give me the money... ni
  22. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:22 am
    frozen stupid? Is that what you have been eating today?
  23. Profile photo of sporks_RULE_
    sporks_RULE_ Female 18-29
    102 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:29 am
    I kept thinking about Monty Python and the Knights who say Ni the whole time. xD
  24. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:29 am
    yo tanerb924, im a shrubber- that is i one who sells shruberies
  25. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:43 am
    NI!!!
  26. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:12 am
    The man was later found in a forest attempting to cut down the mightiest tree with a herring.
  27. Profile photo of chary
    chary Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:28 am
    Ni!
    Who was thinking Monty Pyhton when watching this xP?
  28. Profile photo of hotjason
    hotjason Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:52 am
    Poor people are hilarious, the things they do. Ha ha.
  29. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:58 am
    they liked the happenning a lil too much
  30. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    @chary first thiing i thought
  31. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    Stool > Shrubbery
  32. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    ha he got chased out by a stool
  33. Profile photo of mystreT
    mystreT Male 30-39
    333 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    that might just be the craziest thing I have ever seen. Dude, WTF were you thinking?
  34. Profile photo of Trying73
    Trying73 Female 13-17
    101 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    hahahahha
    anybody else think of Monty Python`s Holy Grail right away too?
    hahhaha
    "WE WANT.......A SHRUBBERY!"
    *gasp*
    hahah the "Oh, Knights....who until very recently said `Ni`"
    hahahahha
  35. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    Later he came back and tried to cut one of the workers in half with a herring.
  36. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    The Knights Who Say Ni; the later years.
  37. Profile photo of charlyrat
    charlyrat Female 13-17
    17 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    "Oh no.. Splinters?"

    Its okay though cause they scared him off with a stool.. wtf.

  38. Profile photo of FadeToBlack5
    FadeToBlack5 Male 13-17
    54 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    Thats absolutely amazing
    and ya definitely thinking holy grail when I saw that
  39. Profile photo of bergeracman
    bergeracman Male 18-29
    100 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    `Gimme ur money or i`ll plant u to the ground`
  40. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    Stool>Palm Frond
  41. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    Damn you cannibal151! D: Shouldnt you be eating innocent 7yearold Cezh boys instead of posting my comments before me?
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    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    monty python ftw
  43. Profile photo of JokeWolf
    JokeWolf Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    God bless America.
  44. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    i love how he just casually walked out...
  45. Profile photo of Indolence
    Indolence Male 18-29
    90 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    Insert Python jargon here.

    What! is your favorite colour..?
    Red! NO BLUE! AUGH!!!!

  46. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:13 pm
    Wow. Someone was on drugs.
  47. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 12:27 am
    i like how he went all cornholio to "hide" his identity... AFTER the camera and cashier already saw him.
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    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 12:30 am
    also -
    "african, or european?"
    "i don`t know that! AUHGHAGH!"
    or
    "now go away before i taunt you for a second time."
    and then
    "that`s not a horse! you`ve got two coconuts and you`re bangin` `em together!"

    XD i`m full of holy grail quotes.

  49. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    296 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 12:35 am
    HAHAHA TALK ABOUT BUDGET
  50. Profile photo of lorddalvidii
    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
    285 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 1:19 am
    it`s like rock paper scissors

    but what beats stool?

  51. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 1:20 am
    ^^Gun?

    I guess he figured that the leafy bit would cover his face from the cameras?

  52. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 2:09 am
    "Gimmie the money, or I`ll give you the worst splinter of your life!"
  53. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 2:27 am
    He`s like the stupid version of MacGyver.
  54. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 9:57 am
    BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!!!

    ...So I can rob a shop with it.

  55. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    moral of the story-next time bring a stool
  56. Profile photo of ZMDalph
    ZMDalph Male 13-17
    216 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 12:29 am
    so thats why they needed a second shrubbery... because they lost the first one in a failed robbery. then they changed their names so teh cops couldn`t find them
  57. Profile photo of TurboCarlos1
    TurboCarlos1 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    The reasoning of the request from the knights who say ni, has finally become clear.

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