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Date: 06/23/08 02:29 PM

117 Responses to Magic Mormon Underwear

  1. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    Link: Magic Mormon Underwear - Mormons wear special underpants. This is just ... interesting.
  2. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    I kinda want to go out and order these.
  3. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    Seriously? 0__o
  4. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    Lol. Some of my Mormon friends used to joke about this all the time..
  5. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    it takes alot to join a crazy stupid religion like that
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    kimosabi Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    morman thongs
  7. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    lol ive seen this. yes they do wear special `under garnments`. no they dont consider them magical. yes it is still very strange.
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    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    Lol!
    I think I know a Mormon...I wonder if she wears funny underwear.
    But hey, at least they protect against bears ;P
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    I want underwear that makes me fly and shoot lasers out of my butt.
  10. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    poor bears got their butts whooped by magic undies
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    ShakeNBake Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    ok what happens when you get skid marks on your holy underwear?? are they tainted?? but uhh seriously mormons and scientologists are the top 2 dumbest religions
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    joshjunky Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    I`m not bashing their religion. I`m bashing them.
    They are so dumb. "I hear that Mormons wear magic underpants." "Well, as I call them, magic underwear. Their secret. That means that we can`t talk about it. That`s why it`s secret." What??? Haha.
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    Iroj Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    I thought this said `Magic Moron underwear`.
  14. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    ..wow.
    Underpants..?
    What will they come up with next? Magical socks?
  15. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    haha, you get holy skid marks
  16. Profile photo of MrMarcin
    MrMarcin Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    Holy crap! This ist so sexy. I instantaneously got a boner. Oh, no that`s just me. The mormon thing is Bullpoo.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    stupid ...
  18. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    "Did you know?" haha
  19. Profile photo of Moenkie
    Moenkie Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    I grew up Mormon, saw my parents in their "sacred underwear" too. Nothing special really, looked just like silk tanktop with boxers.
  20. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    Mormons are retarded, actually believing in a cult that was made up by a con artist
  21. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    hahaha....I was raised in a mormon church...a lot of what cracks me up is all the crazy stuff people make up about it. That guy eating pancakes was a little over the top...he`s not being entirely acurate. That said, the underwear is not believed to magical...it`s symbolism, that`s all. It is rooted in masonic symbolism...which is a little more sinister sounding than it is. I dunno...Mormons get a lot more grief than they deserve.
  22. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    They`re for modesty. Like guidelines as to how small their clothes can be without the under garments showing.
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    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    so for you ex-mormons and/or current ones, at what age do you obtains these?
  24. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    obtain* rather
  25. Profile photo of SpamSpeaking
    SpamSpeaking Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    I have a calendar called "Mormons exposed" and they arent wearing any sacred underwear.
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    LestatR13 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    Meh, people like the guy in this vid frustrate me. Mormonism is stupid, but so are people who run around making other people`s beliefs look stupid.
  27. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    I think the earliest you can get them is 18...I think...I haven`t gone to church in a while...lol.
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    Infinity838 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    mm. I want sacred undies.
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    ghostofme Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    Such brilliant logic there AahNold!
  30. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    I`m not sure what makes Mormonism a cult anymore than any religion...if you`re talking about the polygamists..thats the FLDS...it`s not what they`re talking about here
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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    I thought the special underpants was a joke =P
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    catlikegrace Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    I`ve heard about this before. I also read that they even wear it during sex...which is pretty creepy.
  33. Profile photo of tewstudly
    tewstudly Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    No wonder our country is so ignorant! You see one completly inacurrate clip about something and take it as gospel. Before anyone starts beliving everything in that clip, let me straighten a few things out, as a mormon. First, no one within our church calls it "magic underwear". We do not believe that it hold mystical powers or makes us immortal. It is merely an outward expression of an inward commitment. Much like a jewish kippah or clerical collar. It is a symbolic jesture of our belief. It is not secret, just sacred, at least to us. So, please, ask any questions you want, but don`t sit here and bash something sacred to millions of people the world over. That is just blatant hate-mongering, no better than racism of the 1960`s. And....no...it is not worn during sex, you sick sob.
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    guth2391 Male 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    this is such a crap load. i am an active mormon, and i can tell you that this so called "critic" doesn`t know a thing he`s talking about. we don`t talk about them, not because they are secret, but because they are very sacred to us. also, they aren`t magic, but a symbol to always remind those who wear them of their covenants made to their heavenly father. if your going to post stuff about this, make sure its accurate.
  35. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    tewstudly

    glad you`re here :)

  36. Profile photo of guth2391
    guth2391 Male 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    also, we can take them off when appropriate. such as taking a shower, or playing a ball game, but are encouraged to wear them, when feasible. once again, this guy is a highly unreliable source, because he doesn`t have a source.
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    guth2391 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    tewstudly, i whole heartedly agree
  38. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    419 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    tewstudly,guth2391:

    Have you guys ever been accused of worshiping a white salamander?...I dated a girl that insisted that I did...I assured her that I had no idea what she was talking about...still...I have no idea what she was talking about...lol....anyways...goes to show you the crazy things folks will make up.

  39. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    "I thought this said `Magic Moron underwear`."

    Same thing

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    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    They looked kinda comfy ...
  41. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    That "Did you know" at the end was hilarious!

    I have magic underwear. If a hot girl walks by, it temporarily stretches.

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    they are kidding rught??

    "hopefully"

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    Jess776 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    This is disgusting what these people are saying about mormons. I actually am mormon and this is not even close to accurate. You receive the garments when you go through the temple which is usually when you get married or when you go on a mission, whichever comes first. We do not stick our arm out of the shower and put our arm on them. ...seriously??? That is retarded!!! That priest guy had absolutely no idea what he was talking about. We do not call them "magic underwear" and not everyone thinks that you can be saved from a fire or a bullet if you`re wearing them, but we do think of them as a "protection" or sorts in our daily lives. I really do not appreciate all the snide remarks of ignorant people who have no idea what they are talking about. i love my religion and I don`t think that we are stupid in any way for the things we believe and I REALLY do not appreciate being compared to the Scientologists....seriously again??? That is dumb!
  44. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    ........

    And people wonder why I call the religious crazy!

  45. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    I have questions!

    tewstudly, when do children/adults first get the underwear? When is it necessary or considered important to wear it? Do you wash it every night, and what happens if it`s lost?

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    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    For all the people who claim to be Mormons: How did you come to your beliefs? I`m guessing that most of you were born into it but I`m curious.
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    Suscitatio Female 18-29
    41 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    LMFAO. That was awesome!
  48. Profile photo of jeanee33
    jeanee33 Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    lol. this is funny... its not underwear... its a symbol of the covenants you make with god...
    comfortable and easy to wear. --trust me. im mormon
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    jeanee33 Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    and i was born into it... comment to luckyguy2086
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    xp Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    Those look comphy. I`m all about being comphy. They should sell them to everyone. They would make a fortune.
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    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    BTW you cannot say moronism (or any religeon) is not crazy and then in the same paragraph turn around and say Scientology is crazy. They are the same thing. Faith without reason.
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    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    "Captain Underpants" to the rescue!
  53. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    luckyguy2086:

    I was born into mormonism...I don`t go anymore because I`m a little sketchy on a lot of things they preach...it`s not bad stuff....it`s just stuff that I don`t believe. I feel like I have to defend it a lot because it`s just not what it`s made out to be in the mainstream. It`s for sure a Christian religion...no matter what people might tell you.

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    jakesteele Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    So... Mormonism and Scientology are crazy but other religions/superstitions aren`t? They`re all the same in my opinion - unjustified claims based on no evidence. Old mumbo jumbo isn`t less strange than new mumbo jumbo.
  55. Profile photo of tewstudly
    tewstudly Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    opiebreath,

    Children do not wear them. They are given to an adult after he/she has made certain commitments to our Heavenly Father. Those commitments are things such as chastity, reverence, and respect of each and every person`s beliefs. They are not secret commitments, but sacred. Much like a personal prayer, it is private between you and God. Generally, we wear them much as any other person would any undergarment. We don`t swim in them or take them into the shower. We try to respect what them mean, but we don`t believe they are a magical cloak or something. They are not washed every night, unless you only have one pair. (and that is just gross.) We have several sets, again much like any underwear that a person might wear. We put on a clean set every morning. If it`s lost, it`s lost. They are sacred, so we try to take care of them, but if they get lost, we buy a new pair.

  56. Profile photo of tewstudly
    tewstudly Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    The last thing I would say to anyone who believes what this guy "researched" in this short clip is this: why did the clip spend more time speaking with people who dislike our church than those who actually practice within our faith? Most of the information he chose to share was from people who dislike what we believe. Why were only a couple sentences of the whole clip from members of our faith? My guess is: The ignorant fellow in the clip wanted to sensationalize what he was trying to research.
  57. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    For those who said you were born into it: Isn`t it amazing how our upbringing determines so many personality traits we acquire and even spiritual beliefs? It`s funny to think how if we were born in say, Jerusalem or Iraq, how different our views would most certainly be.
  58. Profile photo of BloodyHippie
    BloodyHippie Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    I`m sorry but Mormonism is NOT a Christian religion. Islam is closer to being Christian than Mormonism. Atleast Islam is still a theist religion while Mormonism is polytheist. Please reread your Book of Mormon aswell as the other Mormon works. It goes against basic Christian beliefs in many accounts. So please don`t call yourselves Christian as you are on a whole different level of crazy.
  59. Profile photo of Skyotic
    Skyotic Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    "LoofahBoy: I want underwear that makes me fly and shoot lasers out of my butt."

    I have underwear that makes me do that. :)

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    kairobert Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    The dudes who are trying to convert them to christianity are just as bad.
  61. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    It`s unfortunate that some folks just don`t respect other`s beliefs. Where I live we have a mormon city not far away and anti-mormon people always try to agitate trouble there too.

    Although I do rail against the abuse of religion... Larson is one of those pentecostal priests who specialize in "exorcisms" of his congregants.

  62. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    @jess, I agree that preacher was not "all there". He exudes ignorance. But you have to admit there is something weird with an undergarment fixation when it comes to religion. Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn`t the bible say that just after they had dinner, JC took off all his clothes, put on the slaves garments (basically a towel) and then washed his hosts feet... I`m sorry, I am a gracious guest, but I don`t change my clothes and then satisfy my foot fetish in other people`s houses! (john 13)
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    spp Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    I`ve quite often thought about going to the Mormon church thats in my town. In the same way that American and British Christians are different, i`m not sure how different American Mormons would be to British, but i`ve always been interested.


    anyways, I WAS going to comment on here about how clever the editing was to make it seem like something that wasn`t true was true....but then a little further in I realised that this was true.

    I don`t think these undergarments are any different to things that other religions wear for symbolism. Like the 5 k`s for Sikhs . (Is it 5? I`m not so sure now)

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    ^^ "Mormons are retarded, actually believing in a cult that was made up by a con artist"

    OK then, how about this?

    Q. What`s the difference between Mormonism and Christianity?

    A. About 2000 years.

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    spp Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    oh ltfurpie, you have to look at that text and remember where and when in the world that took place.

    From what I understand it was common practice to wash a guests or a hosts feet (i`m not sure what one it was)

    All that verse is trying to show is that Jesus was humble.

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    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    Lol "super scrundies " !!!
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    exeter_blue Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    so...don`t victoria`s secrets for them?

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    karfoogle Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    Isn`t it funny how many trolls come out whenever there`s a post that somehow involves religion?

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    xxclichkexx Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    yeah, why don`t you go ask the mormon critic about mormonism. great source. seriously...?!?

    anyway, yeah, they do wear "special underwear" but they don`t think they make you fly or something. as peanut x said, they`re there for modesty. supposedly if you are wearing these longer undergarments, you will be less tempted to wear a shirt that comes up past their belly button or shorts that show half their ass cheek.
    yes, i used to be mormon for about 5 or 6 years, odds are if you didn`t then i know more than you so there. special underwear revealed.
    and whatever that guy said about `secret rituals` people need to stop saying stuff about that. i`ve been into the temple, and no they do NOT chop of cows heads and drink their blood. they just want `holy` people to be in the temple, so they don`t let most regular a-holes take the grand tour.

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    burritosb Female 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    I have to agree with spp.

    There are many other faiths that wear symbolic sacred clothing and/or wear other symbols of their religion.

    Muslim, Sikh, Jewish, Buddhist, some Christian groups such as the Amish, Catholics it goes on and on.

    Sacred things are not to be spoken of in a frivolous manner. It`s that simple.

    Like it says in the Bible, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you."--Matt. 7:6

  71. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    @spp: That`s exactly what that verse is trying to say. But read it closely. He disrobes at the dinner table. Kinda weird even for 2000 years ago. The god according to the bible is the Earth`s most prolific murderer. The dichotomy is just too huge to ignore. The naked humbleness at the dinner table is but a straw that should be breaking the camel`s back, but isn`t.
  72. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    lawl, underwear...i believe i´ll rather rely on my traditional plating for protection.
  73. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    Lol, Mormons...We are so crazy :P I am a Mormon now, and always have been. We dont think these things as magical, just "sacred".

    Even so, I find it really weird.

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    richoricho Male 40-49
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    idiots
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    richoricho Male 40-49
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Ok I clarify.....idiots in magic mormon underpants
  76. Profile photo of Sugar907
    Sugar907 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    Like `Neil the sheep` said, it`s symbolism, I`m what you call jack mormon, the black sheep of my family. In translation, it`s not "secret" they consider them Sacred, something they don`t talk about because it`s special to them. It`s a symbolism partially of protection, partially as a mass statement of modesty. Also, in part, it`s used as a test of faith. Been married and divorced through the mormon religion, through the temple (when you start wearing them, generally when you get married or go on a mission) and seriously, if you`re going to be curious about something, just go straight to who practices it. Like anything else.
    L8s
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    fanboy1986 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    First off...SPP, it is the 5ks in Sikhism. Second, NieltheSheep...your friend is most certainly referring to a forgery by confessed forger and murderer Mark Hofmann that was `found` in the mid 1980`s. This document claims to be an account of Joseph Smith recovering the gold plates, but in this version he meets a `white salamander` that gives him instructions. It is a complete fabrication to which Hoffmann later admitted after murdering his accomplices in a cover-up attempt.

    Third, it is true that Joseph Smith was a mason. Although he only (according to what we have recorded) attended three lodge meetings, he was given the rank of Master in the masonic order. And it is also true that some temple imagery does reflect Masonic ideas. Joseph Smith claimed to have restored original temple worship...the masons claim some of their ceremonies are a continuation of ancient temple worship. If this is true, it shouldn`t be odd if there are some similarities.

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    fanboy1986 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    Fourth, I don`t know why garments are so bizarre to people. I know many people here think religion in general is ridiculous and I respect that, although I do not agree. Please respect my views as well. The garment is by no means `magical`--as has been said many times here, it represents promises made with God by Latter Day Saints who have been through the temple ceremony. We respect the garment as a nun would her habit, a pastor his ministerial collar, or a Christian from any other denomination their crucifix. The only difference is that we wear the garment under our clothing and out of public view because we see these promises with God as very personal.

    All right, I`m through. I won`t blow on the coals any longer!

  79. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 9:35 pm
    "Mormons get a lot more grief than they deserve."
    I agree.
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    Glendower Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    a few of you are saying "its funny how they believe in that" but you`re believing in something a stranger told you over the internet.
    If thats not irony, I`m not sure what is.
  81. Profile photo of myrikal
    myrikal Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    For the last time, not only are Mormons indeed Christian, there is no other faith on this earth who actually strives more to live their lives according to the way Christ lived. NO ONE. We are The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. "Mormon" is a nickname given to us by others but is not considered offensive. We worship him and him alone. As the church of old that Christ himself established, we believe in prophets and apostles. People think we are strange for that. God does NOT change. He is the same yesterday, today, and forever. If he called prophets and apostles in the old days, you`d better believe that he does the same today. Some say that there is no need for revelation from God in this day and age. Really? Open your eyes. We need him more today than any other time in the history of the world. You can either believe the truth or not. If you don`t believe what I`m saying then the truth is not for you.
  82. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2008 at 11:31 pm
    ^^^ My fundie senses are tingling
    The crazy, it kills!
  83. Profile photo of Lathyris
    Lathyris Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2008 at 12:58 am
    You didn`t show your official church membership card, so they sold you fake underpants. Seems pretty simple to me.
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    Lathyris Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2008 at 1:00 am
    Oh, and as I`ve said before I used to date a mormon girl. She didn`t wear special undergarments. But maybe she wasn`t a real mormon because they`re supposed to be all good and such, and she turned out to be a ho instead. Meh.
  85. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2008 at 2:19 am
    hahaha
    hes funny
  86. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
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    June 24, 2008 at 2:34 am
    This isn`t all that bad... Like another poster said, it`s just symbolism, and quite honestly the symbols and what they represent are pretty nifty. I like that kind of shtuff :3, not `cause I think it`ll really do much but just because it`s interesting. Poor Mormons XD
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    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 3:19 am
    Ohh gee.. How elementary is this? Making fun of UNDERWEAR? Gimme a break. Besides, if someone was to sneak up on a missionary and pull down his pants, all you would see is undies. That is if you can catch him on his bike.
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 5:16 am
    ^^^ HaHa lady! Can someone start a viral video called "Pantsing Mormans". Kinda like the guy that kicks ppl in the nuts, but instead pantsing mormans to expose their magic o:-)
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 6:18 am
    All religion is equally dumb. The ending was lawl.
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 6:24 am
    Look at all the wittle mormons wiht their low post counts, except for that one guy. But they have a point!
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    phroedoux Male 18-29
    364 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 8:41 am
    Oh shut up. Seriously. Mormon underwear is by no means worse than some of the bullcrap that any other christian pulls without breaking a sweat.

    You`ve got faith healers making millions of dollars a year on TV, who are proven frauds. You`ve got super churches lead by people that have been caught in homosexual situations with illicit drugs, while leading the church. You`ve got a slew of priests convicted of molesting their own altar boys! And you pick on the mormons?!

    drat you.

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    phroedoux Male 18-29
    364 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 8:44 am
    Its this kind of bullcrap that makes people ashamed of what they were born into, and that is the worst kind of low.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:15 am
    I don`t know. If you believe that a VIRGIN gave birth to the son of God or that he CAME BACK TO LIFE after being dead for three days, you shouldn`t be allowed to mock other people for their crazy (and harmless) beliefs. Especially if you have a bunch of your own.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:25 am
    Like the rite of transubstantiation, for instance.
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    jde824 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:26 am
    I know quite a few mormons... I never new they had special underwear
  96. Profile photo of peixao13
    peixao13 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 10:51 am
    If you really want to know... the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints can be summed up in 10 phrases.
    1. We believe in God the eternal father and in his son Jesus Christ and in the Holy Ghost.
    2.We believe that men will be punished for their own sins and not for Adam`s transgression.
    3.We believe that through the Atonement of Christ, all mankind may be saved, by obedience to the laws and ordinances of the Gospel.
    4.We believe that the first principles and ordinances of the Gospel are: first Faith in the Lord Jesus Christ; second, repentance; third, Baptism by immersion for the remission of sins; fourth the Laying on of hands for the gift of the Holy Ghost.
    5. We believe that a man must be called of God, by prophecy, and by the laying on of hands by those who are in authority, to preach the Gospel and administer in the ordinances thereof.
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    peixao13 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 11:03 am
    6. We believe in the same organization that exsisted in the Primitive Church, namely, apostles, prophets, pastors, teachers, evangelists, and so forth.
    7. We believe in the gift of tongues, prophecy, revelation, visions, healing, interpretation of tongues, and so forth.
    8. We believe the Bible to be the word of God as long as it is translated correctly; we also believe the Book of Mormon to be the word of God.
    9. We believe all the God has revealed, all that he does now reveal, and we believe that He will yet reveal many great and important things pertaining to the Kingdom of God.
    10. We believe in the literal gathering if Israel and the in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion (the new Jerusalem) will be built upon the American continent; that Christ will reign personally upon the earth; and, that the earht will be renewed and recieve its paradisiacal glory.(oops there are 13)
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    peixao13 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 11:08 am
    11. We claim the privilegfe of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship[ how, where, and what they believe.
    12. We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in observing, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law.
    13. We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men; indeed, we may say that we follow the admonition of Paul- We believe all things, we hope all things, we have endured many things, and hope to be able to endure all things. If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.


    That about sums it all up.

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    peixao13 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 11:09 am
    If that is not considered Christianity, I don`t know what is.
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    EbScrooge Male 18-29
    18 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    Why can`t everyone just leave the mormons alone? Wasn`t this country established on the basis that anyone can worship how they will? Why does this Australian dude consistently make fun of things that some people consider sacred? that`s just immature.
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    Jess776 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    Thank you Peixao13 for finally putting the Articles of Faith on here. Then people can stop calling us "non-Christians". Those are the principles that MOST LDS people live by, i know I do. If you can read those 13 articles and STILL call us un-Christian, then you obviously don`t know anything about us....I think I`ve spoken my peace now...
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    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    Superman wears this underwear under his costume. That`s why he`s bullet proof.
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    xxclichkexx Female 13-17
    192 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    Red5TheFinn: "Look at all the wittle mormons wiht their low post counts, except for that one guy. But they have a point!"

    That`s because some people have better things to do than sit on their bum all day and look at stupid articles.
    :)

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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    Finally! I`ve asked mormons about them and they all say there is no such thing. LIARS!!!!
  105. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    Wow, I didn`t know superman was morman!
  106. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    419 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    ^^^ no no no...superman wears his underwear outside his pants...
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    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    766 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    I learnt about mormons for like three years in school , but the only thing i really know is that they always come to my door the morning after i have loads to drink and brought an ugly bird back to my place , damn religion ! !!
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    lkd543 Female 13-17
    15 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    reminds me of spongebob...a circle protects them from a seabear...but not a sea rhinoceros...you have to have your anti-sea rhinoceros undergarments to survive that...everybody knows that
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    lkd543 Female 13-17
    15 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:42 pm
    btw my comment is nothing against mormon people...its simply what happens in the spongebob ep.
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    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:42 pm
    I really thought it was just a joke lmao
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    cs3gallery Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    You know I think the people that spend time bashing other religions seriously have no life and or nothing better to do! So low life! Yes, I am mormon. But guess what!!! We don`t have secrets! And it is not magic underwear. We wear them as reminders for what we believe in. Many things in our church are symbolic. And the people on the video were 100 percent wrong. Thats not what the symbols. No wonder why she left the church. Its cause she doesn`t even know her own religion. People, Its just a religion. We all have our own believes, and we try to use them to better our lives. It confuses me why people don`t understand this. Also, If you are wondering about the church of course you are going to get something negative from someone not in it or once belonged in it. But If you want to know what we really believe in just go to the source. Its not that hard. http://www.lds.org In all honesty we have great valu
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    cs3gallery Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    ha my dumb keyboard gave me spelling errors. sorry About those all!!!
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    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    766 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:52 am
    *yawn*
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    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:54 pm
    im glad im a christian
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    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 10:57 am
    "ha my dumb keyboard gave me spelling errors. sorry About those all!!!"

    Enter, the magic keyboard cover!

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    wrexsoull Male 18-29
    86 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    This movie is crap. First of all, we Mormons refer to them as garments. The guy who made this video is not as ignorant as he makes himself out to be. When he walks into the store, notice how he says, "I`m looking to buy some undergarments." That is because he knows that they are not called "magic underwear." Second of all, it is not such a closely guarded secrets. He could`ve gotten all the information he wanted from wikipedia about our garments.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 6:39 pm
    magic underpants. gotta get me some of those.

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