Mac Irony

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in Tech

Crash Reporter (wait for it... wait for it...) CRASHED! What are the Mac fanboys gonna say now?
There are 101 comments:
Male 103
"i hope youve enjoyed your 10 years of ms paint and minesweeper"

Now that`s just stupid. I recently got the Orange Box, Crysis, Counter-Strike, Half-Life 2, and I used to play Battlefield 1942 and Battlefield 2. I also used Macromedia Flash and Fireworks, not MS Paint.
I repeat, eat my ass.

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Male 14,331
MS paint and minesweeper?? If you wanna play games a PC is the only choice the list of MAC supported games is pretty sad.
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Male 773
"For the love of GOD, I have been a Windows user for ten years, yes, TEN YEARS, SINCE I WAS FOUR F*CKING YEARS OLD, and guess what?!
NOT ONE CRASH. YOU HEARD ME. All of my computers, all of which ran Windows 98 through XP, have never once given me the Blue Screen of Death, never given me an unexplained and unexpected shutdown, never forced me to turn it off with Ctrl+Alt+Delete."

i hope youve enjoyed your 10 years of ms paint and minesweeper

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Male 1,193
the fact that someone went through the trouble and hassle of actually taking a picture of this surprises me.
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Male 103
For the love of GOD, I have been a Windows user for ten years, yes, TEN YEARS, SINCE I WAS FOUR F*CKING YEARS OLD, and guess what?!
NOT ONE CRASH. YOU HEARD ME. All of my computers, all of which ran Windows 98 through XP, have never once given me the Blue Screen of Death, never given me an unexplained and unexpected shutdown, never forced me to turn it off with Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
All you Mac users that pull the `Crashing factor` as your trump card can eat my ass. seriously, do it.
The Mac sucks, you all know it, you just don`t want to admit it because you paid so f*cking much for it, you dumb sh*ts.

Oh, and also, to the people calling others retarded for fighting for their Operating System/console, It`s not about converting others, it`s about proving them wrong for hating your product for a reason that isn`t true.

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Male 320
I have a mac, it happens all the time, especially with my email!
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Male 3,255
"Xbox 360 > Life."
"PSP > life. :P"

Computers > Toys.

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Male 5,970
I think the comments are funnier then the post
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Male 5,970
LOL
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Male 9
FAIL That happens to all the macs I ever had
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Male 125
I know exactly what they`d say: "Photoshoppped!"
Linux>all
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Male 2,506
lmfao how does that happen
that was super ironic, funny, first glance im like wow an error biggy than i got it funny, funnnny

PC FTW!
its not that i hate mac, its that i hate its mouse and its girlish look and annoying stuff on the bottom, i think thats the dock

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Male 101
PSP < reading
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Male 203
I have a Macbook and a PC and the Mac is better.
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Male 170
Neither the PC or Mac are better. They are pretty much the same, except with different formats.

If you grow up with a Mac, you`ll like the Mac over a PC. The same goes for a PC.

For the PS3 > Xbox thing, neither is better either. Xbox has amazing multiplayer capabilities and the community is great. PS3 has AMAZING graphics, but only a couple great games. The Wii is only fun if you have a large ammount of people to play with.

So really, no machine is better. They just have different capabilities to suit different people.

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Male 28
You guys are seriously the most retarded ever. Ya an APP crashed but not at all any other part of the system. All that needs be done is to close that APP then VIOLA. No problems. The OS is still up to par and more. You could even leave the crashed APP running and do whatever else you want and it wouldn`t matter. Seriously people, get your facts strait
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Male 10
wow, this must be the dumbest thing in the world most likely because "Crash Reporter" is not on the mac and is most likely for another app.
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Female 1,002
"PS3 pwns Xbox"

I agree with that, but I prefer the Wii over the PS3.
My dad likes the PS3, I like the PS2, the PS1, the GBA, the DS and the Wii. And I use Windows, so I guess I like all the companies in the way o_o

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Male 1,254
Life > Life
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Female 1,002
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Female 288
yea...so? the mac isnt pefect but its wayyy better than the PC. my mac mini hasnt failed me yet so i think ill stick with mac
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Male 1,024
Never walk into any ad agency, because your heads will explode.
All Macs. Doing mind-blowing, high-end work.
And yes, they crash from time to time.
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Male 369
who cares??? this happens in windows alllll the time! both OS`s have bugs deal with it!!
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Male 1,024
would you rather have a BMW that breaks down occasionally or a 1983 Ford Escort that breaks down occasionally?
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Male 240
I love the way people are saying macs are for retards because they`re easy to use. really shows your narrow mindedness. you can`t accept the fact there`s actually a computer out there that isn`t a chore to use, s you ridicule it for being user friendly. Morons. I like Macs because they actually work =)
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Male 14,331
Being in IT I can say yes all computers suck but I dont know many IT guys who llike MACs in fact they stay away from them like the plauge.
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Male 349
ZOMG NO MUST BE PC IN DISGUISE WAAAAAAA

Yeah Macs have problems too. I just like them more then PCs. Why? I don`t drating know...just do.

Still, it`s no blue screen of death lol

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Female 464
And the moral?

Computers ALL suck :]

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Male 46
yay who cares...
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Female 360
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!1
Take that Emily.
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Male 1,036
So what
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Male 901
Yeah, a mac crashes from time to time.

The thing is, it`s based on Unix, so it still crashes about 1/20 of the times windows crashes.

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Female 1,095
I still love my mac =]
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Male 97
Mac FTW!!!! Mac dominates PCs. It`s just that nobody knows it yet. *sigh* someday, the world will be enlightened. lol.
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Male 1,109
and btw, competition makes each other want to keep improving, so its good.
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Male 1,109
hey mac, tell me how my ass tastes.
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Male 604
ZMDalph, if linux was prone to crashing, then why does 98% of the internet run on it?

Linux has come very far in the desktop area. It`s able to fully emulate just about any application, can take elements from any operating system and mix and match however. It is 100% customizable and honestly, more things worked out of the box with ubuntu 64 bit than with windows xp (dont even get me started on vista. there`s a reason i upgraded to xp while i could).

But I suppose fear of change is still present enough to prevent people from trying new, better things.

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Male 604
Hi guys, what`s going on? Linux reporting in...


what`s a crash?

..

oh well, off to play Call of Duty or WoW or Guild Wars or something.

on linux.
which is free.
...
yeah.

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Male 216
well linux doesn thave proble- *crash*bang*scream*

(the linux user was just killed by both mac and PC

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Male 216
ROLFLOLLMAO!!!!!11!1!!11!!!oneone11!1!11!!!111!!!!!111!eleven!!!!!111!!!!1onehundredandeleven!!!!

i cant wait to show my frineds (mac lovers) this

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Male 36
Photoshopped.
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Male 162
PCs are better than macs in almost every way, defeated only by macs superior operating system. If OSX was compatible with all of the good software and hardwarw, macs could own, but until then...


FAIL!!!111one!!eleven1

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Male 8
Haha, that`s quite funny, but i like this one better http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Funny_Windows...
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Male 2,576
Again - my post has been deleted for no reason - wtf?

All I asked was why my other post was deleted.

Nice one.

Very nice.

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Male 7,933
"PCs work just fine if u know how to use the damned thing and thats not that hard at all but so many people r lazy >.<"

I know how to use it, its just gets tiring of having to press ALTCTRLDEL all the time. Macs were actually harder for me to learn how to use, I could do nearly everything with PC, I had a huge learning curve with Mac. The thing I hate about it is the cheap crappy Machines that Apple builds. I pray for the day that Dell Makes a Mac

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Male 7,933
"^PS3 does have pretty good graphics. But it has like. Four games."
I contest that.
MLB08 The Show is one of the funnest baseball games I`ve ever played
Uncharted Drakes Fortune is the best game i`ve played
I cant wait til Gran Turismo 5
And it has all of the games that are for both.
Sure it still could use more titles but it has a few great ones.


"What difference is there between PSX and Live?(Except with Live it`s possible to have Cross-Platform online play between Xbox`s and PC)"
Live offers a little bit more things but with the next update PSX will have those, and then it will get playstation Home which is the greatest thing ever (youtube it). Its just taken them forever to make it.

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Male 1,629
PCs work just fine if u know how to use the damned thing and thats not that hard at all but so many people r lazy >.<
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Male 69
The mac vs. pc debate is stupid. You`re all losers and all computers suck, now shut up already.
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Male 29
Sorry I did not make myself clear, I dont bother using my PSX for online gaming, I only use PC for online play (mainly First Person Shooters). I only use PSX with friends after a good night out clubbing, its nice to relax with a few games of Tekken, Gran Turismo etc.
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Male 103
MACS SUCK!
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Male 38
photoshoped
jk linux FTW
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Female 532
^^
Serio, you pay for Live, I believe (I`m not sure, don`t own an Xbox...).
PS network is free to play. Don`t think there`s cross platform though.
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Male 68
What difference is there between PSX and Live?(Except with Live it`s possible to have Cross-Platform online play between Xbox`s and PC)
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Male 29
As a side note I never saw the point of the XBox, why bother buying 1 if you have a powerful PC? I always have more fun with friends using the PSX (Gran Turismo) or PC for online games.

I vote Atari 2600 FTW

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Male 505
^PS3 does have pretty good graphics. But it has like. Four games.
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Male 7,933
PS3>Microwave<Xbox (at least Microwaves are MEANT to heat up)
PC<MAC
Oranges> all carrots
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Male 7,933
""PS3 pwns Xbox
PC pwns Mac
Baby Carrot Pwns Carrot"
Whaa-wha!!??


Xbox is way better than ps3! the graphics and games are a complete mess on ps3"

What PS3 have you used? I have one and the graphics are a lot better than on Xbox.

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Male 29
I have used both Macs and PCs, but decided to just use PCs for the following reasons:
1. I used to get annoyed having to upgrade/buy the OS (panther, tiger etc.) on my Mac just so I could run a new version of (insert software title here), in my case it was Sketchup.
2. The hardware side of a Mac is a bit of a money pit if you take it to an Apple specialist. I used to upgrade the Mac myself (with PC components), when I realised how much they charge for the upgrades you receive. The Mac hardware always seemed outdated compared to the PC, but i have not bothered looking at newer Macs so things could have changed.

IMHO the perfect computer would have the Mac`s styling (i <3 the new MacAir), the more powerful PC`s hardware, and either the Windows or Linux OS. The Mac OS sux when it comes to more complicated tasks. I never bothered programming on a Mac - always used PCs for coding.

Sorry for the long post - just trying to get my point across

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Male 505
UNNATURAL CLOVERLEAF + SPACEBAR COMBINATION BUT THE SYSTEM`S ALREADY LOCKED UP!
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Female 532
I`m forced to agree with freeboxter...
This Lionel chap sounds like he knows a thing or two about electronics.
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Male 505
I think the web comic from control alt del says it best: http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/2002...
it`s a safe link.
But yeah, that`s pretty much my opinion of mac users...
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Male 152
PS3 pwns Xbox wrong
PC pwns Mac right
Baby Carrot Pwns Carrot right

:P

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Male 391
If you guys are having computers crash on you all the time, it`s NOT THE COMPUTER. This is something we like to call an ID-10T error. I am running Vista (supposedly the most buggy piece of crap ever) and I barely ever have any problems with it, let alone an actual crash. gg.
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Male 1,013
meh. fedora on my laptop and xp on my desktop (for vis studio at work). everything crashes. What`s the point in posting a single case of a crashing? It`s like saying that god is real because an idiot believes in him. big whoop!
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Male 27
I`ve heard that macs don`t get viruses and that they never crash. Okay, okay, I accept that it`s true most of the time. My alarm clock never crashes or gets viruses... most of the time.

Moral of the story? Macs are like annoying boxes that need to be smashed every time they make a sound.

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Male 74
I`ve never used a mac or an XBOX 360 but I can safely, 100% say that the PC and PS3 are infinitely better. And I base that solely on what my imaginary friend lionel tells me so you know it`s true! He eats bees
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Male 64
I agree the arguments are stupid

but its only because of all the ignorant PC users

i have both and my mac is significantly better

when a mac "crashes" it doesnt crash it just quits the app and u re-open

none of ur restart the computer pooe

the mac is better for a number of reason im not going into

but please stop being so f ucking ignorant because most of the people who hate macs are either just jumping on the band wagon like the sheep they are, they havent even used a mac before or have just set their minds to be narrow and taken up a liking to a futile stubborness for their own uneducated reasons

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Male 2,720
lol opie! sowwy.
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Female 289
both mac`s and PC`s have their advantages and disadvantages

i like pc because you can see what windows you hae open at the same time, but like the mac not so many poeple have them as much as they do a PC so they arnt gunna really get any viruses because someone isnt going to sit there waste theirtime make a virus for a 1 out of a 500 chance of a mac going to their virus,... i talked to a professor and poo and he said the same thing

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Female 15,763
Shhh, don`t ruin the illusion, Deaf.
>_>
<_<
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Male 2,720
You do know that baby carrots are just big carrots, whittled down to a "baby" size, don`t you?
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Male 27
Hmm... I`ve had Vista 32 since January and I`ve only had one crash due to retarded video card overclocking. Most computer users that have come sprung up in the last 10 years are just morons.
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Male 1,837
lief>life
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Male 123
That NEVER happened to me and I had my iMac for almost 2 years.
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Male 1,725
XD
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Male 418
"PS3 pwns Xbox
PC pwns Mac
Baby Carrot Pwns Carrot"

Whaa-wha!!??


Xbox is way better than ps3! the graphics and games are a complete mess on ps3

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Male 1,228
DS Lite > Life.
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Male 2,486
It`s like console wars.. Why the hell do people argue over it, you act like the consoles have emotions or aren`t inanimate, or they will reward you in the next life for being a douchebag.
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Male 762
Mac can eat my Ars3 !
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Male 4,393
PSP > life. :P
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Male 61
Xbox 360 > Life.
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Male 406
KoalaMeatPie - I know Outlook is an email app. What the eff is IBM Synchronizer? BTW, I`m old, I don`t play games. Another btw, I`ve been using computers in all their fun and not so fun and glory since long before you were born. All I meant was both platforms have their glitches and both can be funny.

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Male 418
oh dang...all caps...fine. Big carrots are better...I see the error of my ways

*hangs head in shame*

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Female 627
wow people, calm down.
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Male 123
Reminds me of a Family Guy episode (I think it was FG) when Peter dragged his recycle bin into another recycle bin and it caused a tear in the space time continuim.
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Male 10,440
PS3 pwns Xbox
PC pwns Mac
Baby Carrot Pwns Carrot

... facts of life man.

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Female 15,763
BIG CARROTS.

Don`t even TRY to argue. Your opinion is completely invalid because I USE CAPITAL LETTERS.
RAAAWR.
INTERNET STUPIIIIDITYYY.


`Kay I`m done now.

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Male 7,933
I get that message a lot. I would use my PC, but that one died, again. 5 time this year.
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Male 418
Baby carrots FTW!!
Wait...what?...you were joking?

nevermind

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Male 2,616
Some people like Macs, some people prefer PCs. Get over it.
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Female 15,763
Why is there such a war?

IT`S A F*CKING COMPUTER SYSTEM.

Good god, it`s like arguing about whether baby carrots or normal carrots are better.

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Male 418
I`m a pc guy, and generally try to avoid all things mac, but to be fair...PC`s crash all the time, and when a mac crashes it`s new...I dunno...that seems to say something.
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Female 1,211
Oh, the irony... lol
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Male 406
Funny, but on my two PC`s at work I get similar messages for even sillier apps I didn`t even know were running. "IBM Synchronizer" and "Outlook... something or another." They don`t seem to cause any real problems, it`s just funny when I`m not even using the PCs they give me errors. Maybe they get lonely because I spend so much time on my Mac.

I work for a university.

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Male 15
Macs are ok but there so up there own arse that they cant optomize there own crash reporter. All mac owners are like "Nooooo, it must be windows 98 in disguise".
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Male 606
so the thing that reports errors crashed? then what caused it to report the error?
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Male 511
lol thats true togetec
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Female 321
YOU FAIL AT FAILING!
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Male 608
PC FTW. macs are for people who need instructions for taking a shower.
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Male 695
pwnd female dog!
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Male 1,620
Link: Mac Irony [Rate Link] - Crash Reporter (wait for it... wait for it...) CRASHED! What are the Mac fanboys gonna say now?
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