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Date: 06/03/08 03:02 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    June 2, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Link: Lap Dance of Love - Fox News reports: Can you tell from a stripper`s body language is she`s into you? No, this isn`t a parody.
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    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    June 2, 2008 at 11:40 pm
    This is the best thing Fox news has ever reported
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    lifeavoidit Male 30-39
    267 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 3:24 am
    omg its a stripper she just wants your money.

    She`s not wanting to be your pal.lol

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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 3:30 am
    No, it`s not a parody, but it MUST be an effing joke. I mean...come on.
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    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 3:55 am
    I agree. This cannot be serious. Really. C`mon.
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    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 3:59 am
    this confuses me
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    s0236078 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 4:07 am
    yeah defo a joke...come on.."nice to hold onto something long and hard"...and the manitees.... hmmm
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 4:13 am
    This must be a joke.
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    cherrisoda Female 13-17
    199 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 4:34 am
    I only watched like the first minute of it. It was boring and a waste of time. Haha I didn`t realise it was a joke until I read the comments...I wasn`t sure if they were being serious or not. "Manatees".
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    Bananahammoc Female 18-29
    309 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 4:42 am
    That was just ridiculous. I find it exceedingly difficult to believe that that was a serious broadcast.
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    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 4:53 am
    )-|
  12. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 5:02 am
    :-P
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    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 5:11 am
    LoL...this was SO stupid in a funny funny way...
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    shepherd Male 30-39
    137 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 5:12 am
    Was there someone talking.....I didn`t notice :)
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    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 5:17 am
    * points naughty bits extremely AWAY from Janine

    Nice "Halloween" reference. Jamie Lee Curtis dancing for Mike Myers lol

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    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    358 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 5:40 am
    Ummm....k....
  17. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 6:25 am
    Just remember there`s no sex in the champagne room.
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    bluechoco Male 13-17
    9 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 6:31 am
    Ha... Of course, all women want to hold on to something nice, hard, and long... Manatees... I actually ended up not watching the entire video. That guy just kept seeming so annoying...
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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 6:51 am
    "Why does she hold onto the pole."

    Uhhh...maybe so she doesn`t lose her balance and fall on her ass.

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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 6:52 am
    Trust Fox `news` to not have any news and just come up with random bollocks like this.
  21. Profile photo of ClearSky87
    ClearSky87 Male 18-29
    227 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 6:57 am
    u know faux news is classified as a entertainment network...which is an excuse they have used in court
  22. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 7:29 am
    ehehehehe. That was funny.
  23. Profile photo of Nezaru
    Nezaru Male 18-29
    97 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 8:21 am
    Greg Gutfeld is a god xDDDDD
  24. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 8:21 am
    I wouldn`t expect anything less from Fox News *rolls eyes*
  25. Profile photo of Nezaru
    Nezaru Male 18-29
    97 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 8:22 am
    "That was just ridiculous. I find it exceedingly difficult to believe that that was a serious broadcast."-Bananahammoc

    DUH

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    LUVPEACE90 Female 13-17
    348 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 8:31 am
    *sigh* fox news
  27. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 8:36 am
    Fox, all they want is your money.

    See what I did there?

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    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 8:41 am
    Oh Fox News. Marketing to those who love strippers AND conservative Christians!!!
  29. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 8:57 am
    I turned it off when I heard her say the term "naughty bits"
  30. Profile photo of Dickardo
    Dickardo Male 13-17
    179 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 9:13 am
    wow.. just wow, that seriouslt cannot have been real "shes lying on the ground, maybe she is tired"

    no.. she is trying to turn the guys on to get paid, silly.

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    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 9:25 am
    ha yeaaah she`s just trying to move around so she`ll get the most money outta the poor lonely people that are watchin` her... haha but it definitely seemed like a joke... hahaha
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    are7era Male 18-29
    562 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 9:39 am
    fox news is desperate.
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 10:05 am
    I dont date girls who are low on dopamine. Its like my grandmother always told me, "Never date a girl whos low on dopamine."
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    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 10:12 am
    lol that was kind of funny....the kind of news that media reports wow
  35. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 10:13 am
    "I`ve watched this vidwo over and over"

    Atleast he enjoys his job..

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    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 10:30 am
    I could sculpt a man out of poo and he still wouldnt be as full of poo as these two...
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 10:31 am
    This is ridiculous.
  38. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 10:36 am
    I heard Fox News eats babies.
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    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 11:34 am
    all i have to say "waste of time and it was stupid"
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 11:46 am
    This guy is as thick as a concrete block, and I`m fairly certain I learned in Ab. Psych that someone who is low on dopamine is schizophrenic.
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    Probably the most factual "news" story Fox has ever published. All they talk about is sports, weather and celebrities. Oh and republicans sometimes too when they want to get real complex and try and comprehend politics.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    Gotta love Fox News.
  43. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    Expert Lady thingymajig: People like to hold onto things that are long and...hard...
    Guy in background: LOLOLOL
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    DefaultRMike Male 13-17
    9 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    Manatees? 0.0
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    greazytings Female 13-17
    121 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    this is serious? i cant even believe it
  46. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    That`s... wow.
    Seriously?

    Seriously?!

  47. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    It was a real broadcast, but obviously meant to be humorous. If you think that guy`s questions were serious, you`re an idiot.
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    darkshiv Male 18-29
    8 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Yeah, the program is Red Eye, which is Faux News` conservative response to Comedy Central`s The Daily Show. Which seems ridiculous since it`s on an actual news network instead of a comedy channel.
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    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    What movie was that Jamie Lee Curtis clip actually from?
  50. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    True Lies. That`s the movie clip.
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    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    June 3, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    hey the rating bar only had up to two stars???
    Is this a new censorship?
  52. Profile photo of kgirl06
    kgirl06 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    June 4, 2008 at 12:58 am
    "When she`s gyrating her hips, does that mean she wants me?" oh gawd.

    "Fox, all they want is your money.
    See what I did there?"

    Haha, Fox News is a bunch of strippers.

  53. Profile photo of pjanderson02
    pjanderson02 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    June 4, 2008 at 10:46 am
    you have got to be kidding.. this is the stupidest video ive ever seen. i used to be a dancer and can honestly say that none of this is true. 1st off we dont over think everything like this lady has and 2nd we dont "show our goods" because we like you.. she show them so you give us more money!!! NEVER think a stripper likes you. she doesnt.
  54. Profile photo of January16
    January16 Female 13-17
    233 posts
    June 4, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    I only watched until she answered about the pole. This has got to be a joke. I mean, everyone knows FOX news is friggin stupid.
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    waath1 Male 18-29
    436 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 6:53 am
    They truly are friends of the sea.
  56. Profile photo of waath1
    waath1 Male 18-29
    436 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 6:53 am
    I mean lovers of the sea.
  57. Profile photo of Haruhi
    Haruhi Female 13-17
    85 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 12:31 am
    Hilarious.

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