JC Penney`s Controversial Teen Sex Ad

Submitted by: saruh 8 years ago in Funny

Based on the J.C. Penney ad that was removed because of concerns that it promotes teenage sex.
There are 80 comments:
Male 382
What`s wrong with teens having sex? I remember it as being great fumbling fun. You yanks are really odd.
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Female 89
i work at jcpenney....and i wouldnt put it past them to actually come out with an ad like this haha
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Male 848
Well, now it matters.
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Male 275
Hah, as if sex NEEDS any promotion :-P
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Male 144
I looked at the link Mandikins posted, and someone commented on there that it was real, but the real version had the girl saying "Were going to the basement to watch TV", and that JC Penny didn`t endorse this and that they didn`t know it was being made in the first place.
But I don`t know, they could be lying.
It was pretty funny how she just said it so black-and-white though. xD
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Male 238
joeliolio
Male, 13-17, Canada
69 Posts Wednesday, June 25, 2008 6:24:40 PM
fake... it was funny as hell tho :)

Yes, its fake... we all understand that.

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Male 2,486
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Sex IS very healthy. It`s the diseases and unplanned pregnancies that can result from it that are the problem."

Psh, it`s not like an STD ever hurt anyone! Am I right? and that`s what we have orphanages for! lols!

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Female 12
What a cool mom!
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Male 1,036
WHo`s JC Penny?
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Male 7
ITS A JOKE!

duh

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Male 2,616
Sex IS very healthy. It`s the diseases and unplanned pregnancies that can result from it that are the problem.
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Male 208
If only that worked in real life...
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Male 72
it was interesting, but not that funny.. 1/4 stars in my opinion
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Female 1,441
Okay I just the original. It`s the exact same except at the end the girl says "Mom, we`re going down to the basement to watch TV"
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Female 1,441
JC Penny ads usually suck. I knew this couldnt be a real one. The link to the original isnt even working.
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Female 377
hahaha Looks like good training to me.
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Male 396
wow that was pretty good
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Male 103
fake... it was funny as hell tho :)
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Male 505
I think sex is very healthy.
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Female 562
God people are stupid. It`s not real!!. God, I feel so stupid just for having to point that out.
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Male 28
I like school girls, no matter how old I get, they always seem to stay the same age ;P
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Male 1,078
haha.
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Male 86
why aren`t we encouraging teen sex? They always do the opposite of what you tell them anyways.
Also its the easiest way to prevent school shootings and suicide bombers...
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Male 548
LOL!
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Female 82
it`s not even the commercial??? what was the point in that???
plus if the commerical is that boring-i can see why ot was pulled..no self respecting teen would watch that-jeez the kids aren`t even hot.
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Male 907
#3 I dont know if this is the right site for me, you guys sure do shine in the intellectual department.

Yeah, most people here have the intelligence equivalent to a rat`s ass.

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Male 799
i has that watch. ooh
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Male 213
That voice over wasn`t funny. Bad edit.
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Female 657
o_O Yeah. So they totally changed the dialog. Not even when I first saw it without reading the comments did I think it was real.
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Male 10
#1 Its from FUNNY or DIE
#2 Do you really think JCPenny would run this?
#3 I dont know if this is the right site for me, you guys sure do shine in the intellectual department.
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Female 4,225
ok

The orioginal`s unavailable...

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Female 1,832
*yawn*
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Male 335
Ya, that`s how you should tell ur mom -_-`
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Female 21
It kind of makes my like JCPenney`s a bit more.
What can I say? Sex sells.
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Male 954
Yeah ik right! ^
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Female 1,697
ha!, as if teenage sex needs promotion
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Male 2,576
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Umm , What`s wrong with teen sex?

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Female 526
lawlz. i liked it.
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Female 147
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Male 4
hey you can`t assume it promotes teenage sex. for all we know they could just be in the closet nudists. i`m still confused as to how jc penney thought this would help them sell clothes. i mean seriously.
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Male 3,301
My parents said that to me all the time.
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Female 182
well that was refreshing.
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Male 36
hmm... they time themselves to see how fast they can dress if they are intruded, yet they let their motive known. -_-
...some plot.
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Male 11,740
The commercial was stupid by itself, the editing at the end wasn`t any better.

"what did she say at the end?"

She says "Hey mom, Brian and I are gonna go in the basement and f*ck"

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Male 1,825
i can get naked in less than 3 seconds
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Male 5,970
I had a feeling it was re-dubed lillian, thx
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Male 3,296
they are just trying to get people into the stores by other means rather than the usual SALE!SALE!SALE! campaign other retail stores seem to use
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Male 3,296
ha i work there......

the reason for this weird commercials is to sprout curiousness into peoples minds so that the selling associates can make the sale....

at least thats what BOB said...


he a douchebag... cutting everyones hours

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Female 85
Lol, I like this.
But, what does it have to do with the product?
"Oh, no I only shop at JC Penny because I can put their shirts and pants on under 30 seconds..."
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Male 1,220
RyanF701 is right, the best way to lie is to be honest. I stole one of my sister`s snacks out of her room once, and when she asked my brother and i who took it, we both said that we did. My mom said the my sister probably ate it and that we`re just messing with her

teeehhheeeeeeeee

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Female 2,674
In the real commercial (found it on youtube) she says that they are going down to watch some TV.
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Male 227
lol "hey mom, brian and I are gonna go to the basement and f-Uck" classic.
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Male 904
ok that was blatant
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Male 626
Lol... i had it easyer. When i lived with my mum she was working till 7pm and i finished school 3:30pm. The hell i would EVER have sex when my mum is within 10 square miles of me.
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Female 168
she said they are going to the basement to F*CK
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Female 432
what did she say at the end?
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Male 115
The music was nice but it didnt seem to fit
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Female 168
BAH i love teen sex :p
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Male 352
Woom:

I do, so ha.

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Female 1,004
So if it`s just BASED on it...what`s the real one say?
And does the real one have a point, unlike this one?
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Male 1,228
But if someone walks in on them, it`s not like they aren`t caught already. The commercial says "The day they get away with it".
Whatever.
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Female 731
"...Does no one read the descriptions of these things? It says BASED on a JCPenney commercial."

Oh God, well, now I feel stupid.

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Male 1,825
although it is a good idea to be able to put on clothes fast when her dad comes down to the basement with a shotgun.
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Male 89
No problem nati6. Anytime.
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Male 533
...Does no one read the descriptions of these things? It says BASED on a JCPenney commercial.
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Male 1,584
Understandable why they banned it, honestly, they expect people to believe teenagers have sex? No, never!

(*sarcasm*, you know its sad you have to note when your being sarcastic because you know there are people that take everything seriously.)

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Male 352
Oh wait.

i c wut tey did thar.

It was a voice-over of the original commercial.

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Male 762
Well that was weird :-s
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Male 2,486
"Did she just tell her mom, `Hey mom, Jason and I are going into the basement and f*ck.`"

Nope, she said that.

That`s why I said what I said in my comment.

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Female 1,142
That can`t be real...
And if it is... JC Penney needs to hire a better advertising department. Seriously. Teenage sex or not, that was just pointless. JC Penney doesn`t sell anything pertaining to what that just showed.
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Female 731
What the hell?

Did she just tell her mom, `Hey mom, Jason and I are going into the basement and f*ck.`

...or do I just have a dirty mind? I`m confused...

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Male 352
I would have to agree with MarthFador on that one.
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Male 1,825
it had nothing to do with jc penney? not that i don`t like teenage sex or any kind of sex, but still, at least be relevant with your perversions
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Female 1,004
I doubt the reason they banned this ad is because it "premotes teenage sex".....
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Female 143
yea that`s a great way to advertise clothes
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Male 2,486
Lol- That reminds me of the things I say to my mom, "Hey mom, Tiffany and I are going into my room to have wild sex".

She never checks in on us, even if we do have wild sex, but if I said something like "We`re going to go watch a movie!" she`d check in on us.

I did an experiment, it`s true, the best way to lie is by being brutally honest.

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Male 98
Ohhhh, jhendrix, thanks for clearing that up. It`s too late, though, since I already gave it a 2/4 just for being stupid and for that classical music that didn`t fit in the commercial.
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Male 89
Umm......yes. In case someone walked in on them.
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Male 1,228
I don`t get it. They were timing how fast they could get dressed?
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Female 24
Link: JC Penney`s Controversial Teen Sex Ad [Rate Link] - Based on the J.C. Penney ad that was removed because of concerns that it promotes teenage sex.
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