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Date: 06/25/08 11:32 AM

80 Responses to JC Penney`s Controversial Teen Sex Ad

  1. Profile photo of saruh
    saruh Female 13-17
    24 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:14 am
    Link: JC Penney`s Controversial Teen Sex Ad - Based on the J.C. Penney ad that was removed because of concerns that it promotes teenage sex.
  2. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:37 am
    I don`t get it. They were timing how fast they could get dressed?
  3. Profile photo of jhendrix
    jhendrix Male 30-39
    89 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:38 am
    Umm......yes. In case someone walked in on them.
  4. Profile photo of nati6
    nati6 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:40 am
    Ohhhh, jhendrix, thanks for clearing that up. It`s too late, though, since I already gave it a 2/4 just for being stupid and for that classical music that didn`t fit in the commercial.
  5. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:41 am
    Lol- That reminds me of the things I say to my mom, "Hey mom, Tiffany and I are going into my room to have wild sex".

    She never checks in on us, even if we do have wild sex, but if I said something like "We`re going to go watch a movie!" she`d check in on us.

    I did an experiment, it`s true, the best way to lie is by being brutally honest.

  6. Profile photo of macjanette
    macjanette Female 13-17
    143 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:41 am
    yea that`s a great way to advertise clothes
  7. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:43 am
    I doubt the reason they banned this ad is because it "premotes teenage sex".....
  8. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:45 am
    it had nothing to do with jc penney? not that i don`t like teenage sex or any kind of sex, but still, at least be relevant with your perversions
  9. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:45 am
    I would have to agree with MarthFador on that one.
  10. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:45 am
    What the hell?

    Did she just tell her mom, `Hey mom, Jason and I are going into the basement and f*ck.`

    ...or do I just have a dirty mind? I`m confused...

  11. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:45 am
    That can`t be real...
    And if it is... JC Penney needs to hire a better advertising department. Seriously. Teenage sex or not, that was just pointless. JC Penney doesn`t sell anything pertaining to what that just showed.
  12. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:46 am
    "Did she just tell her mom, `Hey mom, Jason and I are going into the basement and f*ck.`"

    Nope, she said that.

    That`s why I said what I said in my comment.

  13. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:46 am
    Oh wait.

    i c wut tey did thar.

    It was a voice-over of the original commercial.

  14. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    766 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:46 am
    Well that was weird :-s
  15. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:47 am
    Understandable why they banned it, honestly, they expect people to believe teenagers have sex? No, never!

    (*sarcasm*, you know its sad you have to note when your being sarcastic because you know there are people that take everything seriously.)

  16. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    536 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:48 am
    ...Does no one read the descriptions of these things? It says BASED on a JCPenney commercial.
  17. Profile photo of jhendrix
    jhendrix Male 30-39
    89 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:49 am
    No problem nati6. Anytime.
  18. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:50 am
    although it is a good idea to be able to put on clothes fast when her dad comes down to the basement with a shotgun.
  19. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:51 am
    "...Does no one read the descriptions of these things? It says BASED on a JCPenney commercial."

    Oh God, well, now I feel stupid.

  20. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:51 am
    But if someone walks in on them, it`s not like they aren`t caught already. The commercial says "The day they get away with it".
    Whatever.
  21. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:53 am
    So if it`s just BASED on it...what`s the real one say?
    And does the real one have a point, unlike this one?
  22. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:53 am
    Woom:

    I do, so ha.

  23. Profile photo of theuhstuf
    theuhstuf Female 70 & Over
    168 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:56 am
    BAH i love teen sex :p
  24. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:58 am
    The music was nice but it didnt seem to fit
  25. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    what did she say at the end?
  26. Profile photo of theuhstuf
    theuhstuf Female 70 & Over
    168 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    she said they are going to the basement to F*CK
  27. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    Lol... i had it easyer. When i lived with my mum she was working till 7pm and i finished school 3:30pm. The hell i would EVER have sex when my mum is within 10 square miles of me.
  28. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    ok that was blatant
  29. Profile photo of gorgokid333
    gorgokid333 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    lol "hey mom, brian and I are gonna go to the basement and f-Uck" classic.
  30. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    In the real commercial (found it on youtube) she says that they are going down to watch some TV.
  31. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    RyanF701 is right, the best way to lie is to be honest. I stole one of my sister`s snacks out of her room once, and when she asked my brother and i who took it, we both said that we did. My mom said the my sister probably ate it and that we`re just messing with her

    teeehhheeeeeeeee

  32. Profile photo of SillyChica
    SillyChica Female 13-17
    85 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    Lol, I like this.
    But, what does it have to do with the product?
    "Oh, no I only shop at JC Penny because I can put their shirts and pants on under 30 seconds..."
  33. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    ha i work there......

    the reason for this weird commercials is to sprout curiousness into peoples minds so that the selling associates can make the sale....

    at least thats what BOB said...


    he a douchebag... cutting everyones hours

  34. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    they are just trying to get people into the stores by other means rather than the usual SALE!SALE!SALE! campaign other retail stores seem to use
  35. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    I had a feeling it was re-dubed lillian, thx
  36. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    i can get naked in less than 3 seconds
  37. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    The commercial was stupid by itself, the editing at the end wasn`t any better.

    "what did she say at the end?"

    She says "Hey mom, Brian and I are gonna go in the basement and f*ck"

  38. Profile photo of TheMadOtter
    TheMadOtter Male 13-17
    36 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    hmm... they time themselves to see how fast they can dress if they are intruded, yet they let their motive known. -_-
    ...some plot.
  39. Profile photo of Infinity838
    Infinity838 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    well that was refreshing.
  40. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    My parents said that to me all the time.
  41. Profile photo of baseblltim14
    baseblltim14 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    hey you can`t assume it promotes teenage sex. for all we know they could just be in the closet nudists. i`m still confused as to how jc penney thought this would help them sell clothes. i mean seriously.
  42. Profile photo of Mandikins
    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    http://www.parentdish.com/2008/06/24/jcp...

    There`s the original

  43. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    lawlz. i liked it.
  44. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    ---

    Umm , What`s wrong with teen sex?

  45. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    ha!, as if teenage sex needs promotion
  46. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 1:41 pm
    Yeah ik right! ^
  47. Profile photo of nancydroo
    nancydroo Female 13-17
    21 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    It kind of makes my like JCPenney`s a bit more.
    What can I say? Sex sells.
  48. Profile photo of Bigbadwolf
    Bigbadwolf Male 18-29
    337 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    Ya, that`s how you should tell ur mom -_-`
  49. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    *yawn*
  50. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    ok

    The orioginal`s unavailable...

  51. Profile photo of DoubleBuck
    DoubleBuck Male 40-49
    11 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    #1 Its from FUNNY or DIE
    #2 Do you really think JCPenny would run this?
    #3 I dont know if this is the right site for me, you guys sure do shine in the intellectual department.
  52. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    o_O Yeah. So they totally changed the dialog. Not even when I first saw it without reading the comments did I think it was real.
  53. Profile photo of LPAkira
    LPAkira Male 13-17
    213 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    That voice over wasn`t funny. Bad edit.
  54. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
    800 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    i has that watch. ooh
  55. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    909 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    #3 I dont know if this is the right site for me, you guys sure do shine in the intellectual department.

    Yeah, most people here have the intelligence equivalent to a rat`s ass.

  56. Profile photo of toxic1
    toxic1 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    it`s not even the commercial??? what was the point in that???
    plus if the commerical is that boring-i can see why ot was pulled..no self respecting teen would watch that-jeez the kids aren`t even hot.
  57. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    LOL!
  58. Profile photo of Thryonn
    Thryonn Male 30-39
    86 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    why aren`t we encouraging teen sex? They always do the opposite of what you tell them anyways.
    Also its the easiest way to prevent school shootings and suicide bombers...
  59. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    haha.
  60. Profile photo of ShAdOwDrAg0n
    ShAdOwDrAg0n Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    I like school girls, no matter how old I get, they always seem to stay the same age ;P
  61. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    564 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    God people are stupid. It`s not real!!. God, I feel so stupid just for having to point that out.
  62. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    508 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    I think sex is very healthy.
  63. Profile photo of joeliolio
    joeliolio Male 13-17
    103 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    fake... it was funny as hell tho :)
  64. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    wow that was pretty good
  65. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    hahaha Looks like good training to me.
  66. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    JC Penny ads usually suck. I knew this couldnt be a real one. The link to the original isnt even working.
  67. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    Okay I just the original. It`s the exact same except at the end the girl says "Mom, we`re going down to the basement to watch TV"
  68. Profile photo of twinkletits
    twinkletits Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    it was interesting, but not that funny.. 1/4 stars in my opinion
  69. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    If only that worked in real life...
  70. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 10:02 pm
    Sex IS very healthy. It`s the diseases and unplanned pregnancies that can result from it that are the problem.
  71. Profile photo of tanguay12
    tanguay12 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    ITS A JOKE!

    duh

  72. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    WHo`s JC Penny?
  73. Profile photo of blondie4
    blondie4 Female 18-29
    12 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:47 am
    What a cool mom!
  74. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 1:01 am
    "
    Sex IS very healthy. It`s the diseases and unplanned pregnancies that can result from it that are the problem."

    Psh, it`s not like an STD ever hurt anyone! Am I right? and that`s what we have orphanages for! lols!

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    jde824 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 6:33 am
    joeliolio
    Male, 13-17, Canada
    69 Posts Wednesday, June 25, 2008 6:24:40 PM
    fake... it was funny as hell tho :)

    Yes, its fake... we all understand that.

  76. Profile photo of XxNaruNaruxX
    XxNaruNaruxX Male 13-17
    144 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 8:53 am
    I looked at the link Mandikins posted, and someone commented on there that it was real, but the real version had the girl saying "Were going to the basement to watch TV", and that JC Penny didn`t endorse this and that they didn`t know it was being made in the first place.
    But I don`t know, they could be lying.
    It was pretty funny how she just said it so black-and-white though. xD
  77. Profile photo of GeN_Ex
    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
    276 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:32 am
    Hah, as if sex NEEDS any promotion :-P
  78. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    Well, now it matters.
  79. Profile photo of Scat91
    Scat91 Female 13-17
    89 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 5:48 am
    i work at jcpenney....and i wouldnt put it past them to actually come out with an ad like this haha
  80. Profile photo of Foob
    Foob Male 40-49
    382 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    What`s wrong with teens having sex? I remember it as being great fumbling fun. You yanks are really odd.

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