How to Tell One Asian From the Other

Submitted by: Devin88 9 years ago in Funny
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This Canadian comedian sorts out the stereotypes--there are a few people on I-A-B that might need this tutorial.
There are 105 comments:
Female 2
I LOVE Russell Peters...his other asian jokes are even more hilarious! 34.50!
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Male 1,140
wow thats really racist and demeaning and it makes me happy. 5 stars
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Male 99
I don`t care as long as they don`t eat my dog.
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Male 46
YES I LOVE RUSSELL PETERS HE MY FAVORITE AND TO ALL OF THOUGHS PEOPLE WHO SAY HES RACIST GO TO HELL
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Male 1,036
Russel Peters is great. Racy subject matter is kinda easy tho, he needs to diversify.
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Male 34
*LOL* I`m asian and I thought this was hilarious ;p mostly because it`s true *lol*
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Female 194
or not lol
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Female 24
Russel Peters is hilarious! XD
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Female 194
thursdaylark you are probably either laos or viet...
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Female 194
lol that was funny....thats like everyone generalising us latinos as just mexicans or something
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Male 169
could of been funnyer. the problem with the internet is i cant tell what type of asian you are
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Male 230
Fo Drat Lie
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Female 447
btw, if you haven`t seen the Onion Movie, go see it.
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Female 447
me no rikey.
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Male 11,739
It started off good but failed at the end.
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Male 51
"Britishboy -- The majority of the people posting on here are saying that this is funny. Who are you calling a liberal-blah-blah-etc-etc-bastard?"

the PC Brigade. They always make things worse.

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Male 108
hey, guess what kind of asian BritishBoy76 is:

name and pic mismatch FTW! =p

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Female 876
Britishboy -- The majority of the people posting on here are saying that this is funny. Who are you calling a liberal-blah-blah-etc-etc-bastard?

And REBEL - I beat you with the Avenue Q reference. :)

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Male 51
pretty funny.

Man these liberal,bbc-watching,Guarding-reading, Thinks every things racists,feminists,communists, Anti-American,Anti-semitic,Anglo-phobic,Hairy,never-shave-their legs,hate the conservative party,greasy,Smelly scumbag bastards need to shut the feck up and get a life. Nobody cares about your insipid hippy opinions.

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Male 294
that was some really good impressions, but to me... it wasnt THAT funny. as in still great
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Male 2,586
Anyone else thinks he sounds like Ernie from Sesame Street?
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Male 135
:\ i always laugh at banglas
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Male 641
Asians <3...
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Male 428
Iv`e never heard of this guy but he`s funny.
And if you think this is racist, you`re a dratin blowjob!
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Male 91
This clip doesn`t really show how funny this man is.
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Male 477
Is it racist if it`s true? The guy is of Indian decent and from Canada. He makes fun of his own people too. Everyone is always quick to jump on the whole Racist thing...well guess what...

"Everyone`s a little bit Racist today.
So Everyone`s a little bit racist. Okay.
Ethnic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because they`re based on truth.
Don`t take them as personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them, so relax."

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Male 600
Russell Peters FTW!!!

He`s not racist cuz he hates on everybody equally! you guy should see his longer video... so funny and he makes jokes about everybody in the world.

I`m Chinese A[z]N btw

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Male 249
Russell Peters is funny as hell. You guys should the rest of his stuff especially on Comedy now.
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Female 224
my god.its comedy. you read what the info was about. you knew if you were going to get offended by it if your sensative. gosh everything about race isn`t racist. sometimes you know it might be funny. i dont get offended when people make black jokes i laugh. oh about the actual video
good begining, alright ending
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Male 18
the more you hang out with people from different groups, the more you are able to tell the groups apart...
see also "college"
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Female 423
who is this guy hes helarious!
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Female 31
I love, love, LOVE Russel Peters!!!!!
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Male 1,455
That guy sucks. A lot.
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Female 993
I`ve never heard of this guy before. Really funny. :-)
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Male 131
hahahaha
my mom loves karaoke
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Female 657
Charizzo, are you Vietnamese?
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Female 731
Must--resist--urge--to--break--out--MAGIC SING KARAOKE!
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Male 2,576

"Comdey Now!" Rocks!

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Male 668
Vietnamese people yell a lot when they talk. =T
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Female 657
No. Engrish is what many call English with a heavy Asian accent.
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Male 1,142
you mean in english with an accent?
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Female 657
"And when he was counting in Korean wtf was he saying? Was it some joke I didn`t get b/c he sure wasn`t counting in Korean."

He was counting and an Engrish accent.

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Female 464
Omg Blackcat it`s avenue Q! *Theatregeek*
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Male 667
Man he got the Korean stereotypes all wrong except the dry cleaning part. And when he was counting in Korean wtf was he saying? Was it some joke I didn`t get b/c he sure wasn`t counting in Korean.
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Male 1,204
naw thursday, i`m korean, ya don`t look too korean ta me i`m sry to say :P

then again no1 thinks i look korean either. they think i look japanese or chinese. darn them fruitbags.

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Male 2,506
if the yaps are laughing at it itns not racist
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Female 657
Btw: Yes. Chinese Americans speak that way. -points to relatives-
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Female 744
Rofl my uncle is Korean, I know how this goes. =p
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Female 121
Nobody knows Russell Peters?
This is so funny, and true. For that filipino part anyway.

People always think i`m Chinese, ftw!

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Female 464
Nu, I first thought of Japanese :P
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Male 209
Canada FTW!

lol.

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Male 55
I love Russel Peters..
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Male 182
Russell Peters! <3
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Female 876
Well, I found one! ^^
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Male 1,766
oh and for people who dont get blackcat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbwNSNLPI...
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Male 1,766
I dont think its funny some of the stereotypes ive never heard of were i live if your asian everyone thinks your Japanese
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Male 2,076
Pretty hilarious
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Female 876
People can most certainly say/do/think racist things. In fact, I think everyone is a little bit racist. Sometimes.

It doesn`t mean we go around committing hate crimes.

No one`s really colorblind.

Maybe it`s a fact we all should face.

Everyone makes judgments based on race.

(Now, who are the theatre geeks in the room?)

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Male 1,266
Didn`t you see the people he was making fun of were laughing!! thus it can`t be racist!

Or maybe nothing people say is actually racist.. the whole idea is just stupid...

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Female 876
You look a lot like a friend of mine in high school, she was Chinese, but I don`t know exactly what region.

She taught me a couple of vulgar Mandarin expressions. XD

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Female 876
You got one right, but I won`t say which. :)
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Female 657
Black, French and Irish?

I`m Chinese! Which is Mandarin but we speak Cantonese. If you wanna be precise, I`m Han Chinese. :x

Everyone thinks I look Korean! n_n lol.

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Female 876
Okay I`ll throw myself into the mix. This one`s a real challenge.

What kind of white person am I? [I`ll give you a hint, there`s only two big "cultural" groups in my family`s history.]

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Female 154
@ThursdayLark Im guessing you`re Korean or Taiwanese? :D
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Female 876
Hm... I`m not sure. Tell me! ^^
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Female 4,225
Jappanesse? I`d say chinnese because of your face. But then again...

You can`t be phillipino, I know Korean people- so that`s out.

So I`d say jappanesse or chinnesse.

BTW- Maz Jobrani`s better. Youtube him

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Female 154
Hahahaha! I saw this like 3 years ago and I still think its funny. He got the Filipino accent through and through! PUTANGINA HARRY! hahahahaha!
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Female 1,441
Russel Peters is great. He makes jokes about EVERY race. And he is famous for those because people go to his shows to hear them especially!
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Female 657
PS: Some Hmong boys are REALLY hot. ><
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Female 657
Awr! Thanks Black! And you`re actually REALLY close!
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Female 876
ThursdayLark -- You`re really pretty! I`m going to guess Chinese? I`m probably wrong, though. ><
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Female 1,407
Hee, most of my best friends are Asian (let`s see...Japaneese,Vietnameese,Russian,Phillipino...etc.) It`s hard not to disagree with some of the statements. Even my Hmong co-worker was laughing her head off. ^_^
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Female 52
if you`re offended and you`re white, shut up
because i`m half Chinese, half Filipino, and this was some of the funnies stuff i`ve ever heard!
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Male 100
not funny.

Although now I want to call someone a blowjob

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Female 876
Wow, he`s pretty good. ^^

I heart Asians.

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Female 657
He IS Asian. Anyone saying he`s racists needs to consider the church.

(India/Pakistan is still in Asian BTW!)

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Male 290
russel peters isnt racist!
hes asian!
and im not either.. i hang with em
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Female 4,225
someone needs to make a pc`ed book. Seriously, as a literal allegory
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Female 465
I hate political correctness... it gets worse with everything people deem `racist.` Half the problems with racism stem directly from people constantly looking for anything which might be remotely offensive to somebody somewhere at some time. If you can`t see the funny side of life... just get over it. I agree that some things should *never* be said, but he didn`t say one bad thing. *Applauds* I was highly amused.
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Female 657
Oh, and as an Asian kid, Lighten the drat up. It`s funny and most of this poo you have to actually be Asian or know alot of Asians to get so guess who his target audience is for these jokes?

If you`re offended by this, don`t be because personally, I`m not. It`s like the white dudes who got offended by "Baby got back" when the big-bootied girls loved it.

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Female 4,225
An eastwestnorthsouth asian?
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Female 657
Someone guess what Asian I am!

Ps: I loved this. xD

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Male 92
I freakin` love this skit, I love Russell Peters!
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Female 4,225
^See, this is why some ethnic jokes are good
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Male 1,204
ahahahaha i`m korean, and i think that`s hilarious, because that is def true! hahahaha
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Male 679
This is great! Being quite familiar with "the different types of Asians", I found this hilarious :)
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Female 4,225
*Cough*southpark*cough*unitedontdivide*cough*
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Female 1,984
What about the Laotian and Japanese? Any more to the clip?
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Male 3,301
Russel Peters is canadian?
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Male 906
im gonna agree with opebreath, just to sound smart, and add in that Canada ftw! funniest people on teh planet boys and girls... wait is that saying we`re better than everyone else? oh... cause we are. hehe not really serious
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Female 15,763
Sunset, is the comedian saying anything that says one race is better than another one?

It`s comedy.

Chill the crap out.

Obviously he doesn`t believe that all ______ are ______, it`s a stand-up routine made to make fun of stereotypes that we perceive. Don`t pretend you`re better than him for not finding humor in our society.

Embrace the comedy in the social constructs of race, don`t condemn it, that just makes it worse.

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Female 4,225
That comment was ment for Nid
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Female 4,225
^Maz is better, youtube it. It`s funny `cause it`s true
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Female 761
It`s not that good, this is the beginning, his stories are much better.
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Male 211
oh come on guys...its Russell Peters!! this act is from like 2001! its the oldest thing ever.

and stop taking everything so personally. god its a comedy act

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Male 9,305
I...just can`t get into racial jokes...but I`m glad that they were good sports about it.
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Male 115
i like those kinds of jokes. but he wasn`t as good as i was thinking he would be to be on iab. =/ it was alright i guess
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Female 4,225
That`s funny.

Fancylad, you`re racist! Maz Jobrani is just as funny! Why didn`t put that up? JK, jk, you`re not a racist. And I only submmitted the Persian/Arab joke

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Male 8
he makes me fart
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Female 761
Oh, I love Russel Peters. He makes me chuckle.
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Female 140
Or you could just pull a Steve Carrel and put a mark with black sharpie on their arm.
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Male 551
"Yeah... So are you" lol
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Female 414
stupid. thats really racist and offending. 1 star.
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Male 219
That`s funny now, but in 3 years it will be banned and deemed as racist by the PC patrol.
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Male 791
Link: How to Tell One Asian From the Other [Rate Link] - This Canadian comedian sorts out the stereotypes--there are a few people on I-A-B that might need this tutorial.
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