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Date: 06/09/08 03:45 PM

105 Responses to How to Tell One Asian From the Other

  1. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    Link: How to Tell One Asian From the Other - This Canadian comedian sorts out the stereotypes--there are a few people on I-A-B that might need this tutorial.
  2. Profile photo of beeeeen
    beeeeen Male 13-17
    219 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 3:50 pm
    That`s funny now, but in 3 years it will be banned and deemed as racist by the PC patrol.
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    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
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    June 9, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    stupid. thats really racist and offending. 1 star.
  4. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    "Yeah... So are you" lol
  5. Profile photo of MetroStation
    MetroStation Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    Or you could just pull a Steve Carrel and put a mark with black sharpie on their arm.
  6. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    Oh, I love Russel Peters. He makes me chuckle.
  7. Profile photo of Hotsy
    Hotsy Male 18-29
    8 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    he makes me fart
  8. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    That`s funny.

    Fancylad, you`re racist! Maz Jobrani is just as funny! Why didn`t put that up? JK, jk, you`re not a racist. And I only submmitted the Persian/Arab joke

  9. Profile photo of Mauger
    Mauger Male 18-29
    115 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    i like those kinds of jokes. but he wasn`t as good as i was thinking he would be to be on iab. =/ it was alright i guess
  10. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    I...just can`t get into racial jokes...but I`m glad that they were good sports about it.
  11. Profile photo of desisrule2
    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    oh come on guys...its Russell Peters!! this act is from like 2001! its the oldest thing ever.

    and stop taking everything so personally. god its a comedy act

  12. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    It`s not that good, this is the beginning, his stories are much better.
  13. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    ^Maz is better, youtube it. It`s funny `cause it`s true
  14. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    That comment was ment for Nid
  15. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    June 9, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    Sunset, is the comedian saying anything that says one race is better than another one?

    It`s comedy.

    Chill the crap out.

    Obviously he doesn`t believe that all ______ are ______, it`s a stand-up routine made to make fun of stereotypes that we perceive. Don`t pretend you`re better than him for not finding humor in our society.

    Embrace the comedy in the social constructs of race, don`t condemn it, that just makes it worse.

  16. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    im gonna agree with opebreath, just to sound smart, and add in that Canada ftw! funniest people on teh planet boys and girls... wait is that saying we`re better than everyone else? oh... cause we are. hehe not really serious
  17. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    Russel Peters is canadian?
  18. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    What about the Laotian and Japanese? Any more to the clip?
  19. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    *Cough*southpark*cough*unitedontdivide*cough*
  20. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    This is great! Being quite familiar with "the different types of Asians", I found this hilarious :)
  21. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    June 9, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    ahahahaha i`m korean, and i think that`s hilarious, because that is def true! hahahaha
  22. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    ^See, this is why some ethnic jokes are good
  23. Profile photo of ProSlacker
    ProSlacker Male 18-29
    92 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    I freakin` love this skit, I love Russell Peters!
  24. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    Someone guess what Asian I am!

    Ps: I loved this. xD

  25. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    An eastwestnorthsouth asian?
  26. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    Oh, and as an Asian kid, Lighten the drat up. It`s funny and most of this poo you have to actually be Asian or know alot of Asians to get so guess who his target audience is for these jokes?

    If you`re offended by this, don`t be because personally, I`m not. It`s like the white dudes who got offended by "Baby got back" when the big-bootied girls loved it.

  27. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    I hate political correctness... it gets worse with everything people deem `racist.` Half the problems with racism stem directly from people constantly looking for anything which might be remotely offensive to somebody somewhere at some time. If you can`t see the funny side of life... just get over it. I agree that some things should *never* be said, but he didn`t say one bad thing. *Applauds* I was highly amused.
  28. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    someone needs to make a pc`ed book. Seriously, as a literal allegory
  29. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    russel peters isnt racist!
    hes asian!
    and im not either.. i hang with em
  30. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    He IS Asian. Anyone saying he`s racists needs to consider the church.

    (India/Pakistan is still in Asian BTW!)

  31. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    Wow, he`s pretty good. ^^

    I heart Asians.

  32. Profile photo of MyZZLeZ
    MyZZLeZ Male 18-29
    100 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    not funny.

    Although now I want to call someone a blowjob

  33. Profile photo of tamitha
    tamitha Female 13-17
    52 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    if you`re offended and you`re white, shut up
    because i`m half Chinese, half Filipino, and this was some of the funnies stuff i`ve ever heard!
  34. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    June 9, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    Hee, most of my best friends are Asian (let`s see...Japaneese,Vietnameese,Russian,Phillipino...etc.) It`s hard not to disagree with some of the statements. Even my Hmong co-worker was laughing her head off. ^_^
  35. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    ThursdayLark -- You`re really pretty! I`m going to guess Chinese? I`m probably wrong, though. ><
  36. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    Awr! Thanks Black! And you`re actually REALLY close!
  37. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    PS: Some Hmong boys are REALLY hot. ><
  38. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    Russel Peters is great. He makes jokes about EVERY race. And he is famous for those because people go to his shows to hear them especially!
  39. Profile photo of gowidaflo
    gowidaflo Female 18-29
    154 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    Hahahaha! I saw this like 3 years ago and I still think its funny. He got the Filipino accent through and through! PUTANGINA HARRY! hahahahaha!
  40. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    Jappanesse? I`d say chinnese because of your face. But then again...

    You can`t be phillipino, I know Korean people- so that`s out.

    So I`d say jappanesse or chinnesse.

    BTW- Maz Jobrani`s better. Youtube him

  41. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    Hm... I`m not sure. Tell me! ^^
  42. Profile photo of gowidaflo
    gowidaflo Female 18-29
    154 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    @ThursdayLark Im guessing you`re Korean or Taiwanese? :D
  43. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    Okay I`ll throw myself into the mix. This one`s a real challenge.

    What kind of white person am I?

  44. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    Black, French and Irish?

    I`m Chinese! Which is Mandarin but we speak Cantonese. If you wanna be precise, I`m Han Chinese. :x

    Everyone thinks I look Korean! n_n lol.

  45. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    You got one right, but I won`t say which. :)
  46. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    You look a lot like a friend of mine in high school, she was Chinese, but I don`t know exactly what region.

    She taught me a couple of vulgar Mandarin expressions. XD

  47. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    Didn`t you see the people he was making fun of were laughing!! thus it can`t be racist!

    Or maybe nothing people say is actually racist.. the whole idea is just stupid...

  48. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    People can most certainly say/do/think racist things. In fact, I think everyone is a little bit racist. Sometimes.

    It doesn`t mean we go around committing hate crimes.

    No one`s really colorblind.

    Maybe it`s a fact we all should face.

    Everyone makes judgments based on race.

    (Now, who are the theatre geeks in the room?)

  49. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    Pretty hilarious
  50. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    I dont think its funny some of the stereotypes ive never heard of were i live if your asian everyone thinks your Japanese
  51. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    oh and for people who dont get blackcat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbwNSNLPI...
  52. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    Well, I found one! ^^
  53. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
    183 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    Russell Peters! <3
  54. Profile photo of mikewrichard
    mikewrichard Male 13-17
    55 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    I love Russel Peters..
  55. Profile photo of Crapsniper
    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    Canada FTW!

    lol.

  56. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    Nu, I first thought of Japanese :P
  57. Profile photo of greazytings
    greazytings Female 13-17
    121 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    Nobody knows Russell Peters?
    This is so funny, and true. For that filipino part anyway.

    People always think i`m Chinese, ftw!

  58. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    Rofl my uncle is Korean, I know how this goes. =p
  59. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    Btw: Yes. Chinese Americans speak that way. -points to relatives-
  60. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    if the yaps are laughing at it itns not racist
  61. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    naw thursday, i`m korean, ya don`t look too korean ta me i`m sry to say :P

    then again no1 thinks i look korean either. they think i look japanese or chinese. darn them fruitbags.

  62. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    Man he got the Korean stereotypes all wrong except the dry cleaning part. And when he was counting in Korean wtf was he saying? Was it some joke I didn`t get b/c he sure wasn`t counting in Korean.
  63. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    Omg Blackcat it`s avenue Q! *Theatregeek*
  64. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    "And when he was counting in Korean wtf was he saying? Was it some joke I didn`t get b/c he sure wasn`t counting in Korean."

    He was counting and an Engrish accent.

  65. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    you mean in english with an accent?
  66. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    No. Engrish is what many call English with a heavy Asian accent.
  67. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    Vietnamese people yell a lot when they talk. =T
  68. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    "Comdey Now!" Rocks!

  69. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    Must--resist--urge--to--break--out--MAGIC SING KARAOKE!
  70. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    Charizzo, are you Vietnamese?
  71. Profile photo of Hucky0
    Hucky0 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    hahahaha
    my mom loves karaoke
  72. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    995 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    I`ve never heard of this guy before. Really funny. :-)
  73. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    That guy sucks. A lot.
  74. Profile photo of oh_jessika
    oh_jessika Female 18-29
    31 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    I love, love, LOVE Russel Peters!!!!!
  75. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    who is this guy hes helarious!
  76. Profile photo of darkskies582
    darkskies582 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    the more you hang out with people from different groups, the more you are able to tell the groups apart...
    see also "college"
  77. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    my god.its comedy. you read what the info was about. you knew if you were going to get offended by it if your sensative. gosh everything about race isn`t racist. sometimes you know it might be funny. i dont get offended when people make black jokes i laugh. oh about the actual video
    good begining, alright ending
  78. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
    249 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    Russell Peters is funny as hell. You guys should the rest of his stuff especially on Comedy now.
  79. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    Russell Peters FTW!!!

    He`s not racist cuz he hates on everybody equally! you guy should see his longer video... so funny and he makes jokes about everybody in the world.

    I`m Chinese AN btw

  80. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    Is it racist if it`s true? The guy is of Indian decent and from Canada. He makes fun of his own people too. Everyone is always quick to jump on the whole Racist thing...well guess what...

    "Everyone`s a little bit Racist today.
    So Everyone`s a little bit racist. Okay.
    Ethnic jokes might be uncouth,
    But you laugh because they`re based on truth.
    Don`t take them as personal attacks.
    Everyone enjoys them, so relax."

  81. Profile photo of Fizzlez
    Fizzlez Male 18-29
    91 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 9:47 pm
    This clip doesn`t really show how funny this man is.
  82. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    Iv`e never heard of this guy but he`s funny.
    And if you think this is racist, you`re a dratin blowjob!
  83. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 10:35 pm
    Asians <3...
  84. Profile photo of YouAreAShoe
    YouAreAShoe Male 18-29
    136 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 12:37 am
    :\ i always laugh at banglas
  85. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 1:06 am
    Anyone else thinks he sounds like Ernie from Sesame Street?
  86. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    296 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 3:37 am
    that was some really good impressions, but to me... it wasnt THAT funny. as in still great
  87. Profile photo of BritishBoy76
    BritishBoy76 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 4:11 am
    pretty funny.

    Man these liberal,bbc-watching,Guarding-reading, Thinks every things racists,feminists,communists, Anti-American,Anti-semitic,Anglo-phobic,Hairy,never-shave-their legs,hate the conservative party,greasy,Smelly scumbag bastards need to shut the feck up and get a life. Nobody cares about your insipid hippy opinions.

  88. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 5:39 am
    Britishboy -- The majority of the people posting on here are saying that this is funny. Who are you calling a liberal-blah-blah-etc-etc-bastard?

    And REBEL - I beat you with the Avenue Q reference. :)

  89. Profile photo of Shiruba
    Shiruba Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 6:00 am
    hey, guess what kind of asian BritishBoy76 is:

    name and pic mismatch FTW! =p

  90. Profile photo of BritishBoy76
    BritishBoy76 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 6:09 am
    "Britishboy -- The majority of the people posting on here are saying that this is funny. Who are you calling a liberal-blah-blah-etc-etc-bastard?"

    the PC Brigade. They always make things worse.

  91. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 6:44 am
    It started off good but failed at the end.
  92. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 8:38 am
    me no rikey.
  93. Profile photo of flippant
    flippant Female 18-29
    447 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 8:39 am
    btw, if you haven`t seen the Onion Movie, go see it.
  94. Profile photo of dougsimpson
    dougsimpson Male 18-29
    230 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 10:40 am
    Fo Drat Lie
  95. Profile photo of manicwhite
    manicwhite Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2008 at 11:25 am
    could of been funnyer. the problem with the internet is i cant tell what type of asian you are
  96. Profile photo of lagatitamala
    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:29 am
    lol that was funny....thats like everyone generalising us latinos as just mexicans or something
  97. Profile photo of lagatitamala
    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:29 am
    thursdaylark you are probably either laos or viet...
  98. Profile photo of LilyKnotwise
    LilyKnotwise Female 18-29
    24 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:38 am
    Russel Peters is hilarious! XD
  99. Profile photo of lagatitamala
    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:47 am
    or not lol
  100. Profile photo of space_kowboy
    space_kowboy Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2008 at 11:59 am
    *LOL* I`m asian and I thought this was hilarious ;p mostly because it`s true *lol*
  101. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    Russel Peters is great. Racy subject matter is kinda easy tho, he needs to diversify.
  102. Profile photo of doran127
    doran127 Male 13-17
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    June 11, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    YES I LOVE RUSSELL PETERS HE MY FAVORITE AND TO ALL OF THOUGHS PEOPLE WHO SAY HES RACIST GO TO HELL
  103. Profile photo of Mitchell1192
    Mitchell1192 Male 13-17
    99 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    I don`t care as long as they don`t eat my dog.
  104. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 9:27 am
    wow thats really racist and demeaning and it makes me happy. 5 stars
  105. Profile photo of DeeNguyener
    DeeNguyener Female 18-29
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    January 2, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    I LOVE Russell Peters...his other asian jokes are even more hilarious! 34.50!

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