How To Hide an Unwanted Erection in School

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 8 years ago Funny

It’s great to know the thing is working, but getting an erection in school can be really embarrassing.
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Male 77
^^^^^^^^^^
true that brother true that :)
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Male 641
I`d rather pop wood in class than have to worry about having my period or something unexpectedly.
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Female 60
Lol Now I`ll know who is hiding an erection.
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Male 741
Ah for the good old school days, when my penis paid more attention to what was on the blackboard in trigonometry class than my brain did.

Wasn`t it Madonna who said "I don`t think I`d like having one of those things...it looks like it would be always getting in the way." THAT`S THE POINT.

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Male 384
S000 is MiE 19 InecH wiENr liek ODD!??!!!1!oen
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Female 878
I will store this information away for if I ever get a penis.
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Male 77
dude the average size is 5.1 inches man im 14 and mines bigger than that and im like the shortest kid in my school!
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Female 233
lmao! I`m happy I`m a girl. The size fact was creepy. Not as creepy as my camp in Health Occ. yesterday. Told us that old people like to have sex a lot. Like WTF does that have to do with my college education?
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Male 1,725
the hiding part was all pretty much obvious, but the rest was nice. lol, mr happy is a great name hahaha
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Male 720
I just fold it up towards my stomach...
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Male 2,616
It`s less a matter of boredom and more a matter of insecurity.
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Female 407
^ Hang on, I just realised the irony in that...I-A-B & all...
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Female 407
Ive never understood how a guy can just stand there and measure his penis...o.O How bored do you have to be?
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Male 5
5.1 inches? Crap! I`m below average! Dammit!
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Male 2,616
"wouldn`t it help to cross your legs and tuck it down. I mean, you shouldn`t be worried about looking like a fag with your legs crossed if you got an erection in class. And wouldn`t a real stiff pair of jeans work too? it couldn`t be that strong."

It`s strong enough for it to feel like it`s going to snap off if you try to tuck it down... for me, at least.

Also, it`s even easier to see it if you`re wearing tight pants. For most of the super-cool macho guys here, just look for a long bulge that ends a little past the knee.

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Female 657
"My god it`s nice to be a girl.

Because I think I`d have a bit of an.. issue... with that if I were a boy. So to speak.

>_>"

Constant masturbation? me, too.

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Female 523
wouldn`t it help to cross your legs and tuck it down. I mean, you shouldn`t be worried about looking like a fag with your legs crossed if you got an erection in class. And wouldn`t a real stiff pair of jeans work too? it couldn`t be that strong.
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Male 772
The baggy pants trick is probably the most common, that or the shirt.

5.1, after looking at a ruler, actually seems to be about right...can`t believe I`m actually looking up stuff like this. Besides, my idea of it has been unless you are having sex 24/7, a 20 inch penis would be more of a burden than an asset.

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Male 2,216
LOL at all the guys going "5.1 is so SMALL!" they may as well be going "MINE IS 17 INCHES! I ARE GOD!!"

But yeah, that was some scary animation.

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Male 1,142
measuring the halfassed erection a guy gets standing in a room in front of another guy and measuring the erection of a guy thats been told to look at porn till he feels like his penis is going to explode will yield very deferent results.
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Male 379
Akappy perhaps your the only guy on her whose penis isnt 48 inches, i guess im no longer alone. glad to know there`s someone.
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Male 1,029
"yeah the average length is actually 6 inches.....
but anyway, the waistband method it much more effective, assuming you`re wearing pants"

6? Oh. Wooohoooooooooooooooooo

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Male 2,616
"uhh am i the only guy with common sence. you make it so its going straight up then its not noticable as long as your not liftin your shirt. its not that hard...?"

That wouldn`t work for most guys on here, since they all clearly have 48 inch penises that would stick out of their shirt collars.

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Male 1,142
someone said they read in cosmo that the average length is 2 inches. thats probably the flaccid average. dont know if that is right for the average length of a flaccid penis but based on the fact that most cosmo articles about sex are just as sexually explicit as anything you read in a porn magazine they probably have ther facts strait.

some people said they thought the average was 6-7 and i think one eprson said the video was wrong and the average is 7. the reason some say 5 and some say 7 is because some studies done came up with 5 some came up with 7. i dont think anyone in the near furtue is going to put a add in the paper asking for men to come in and have ther penis measured. you also have to take in to account that its not just erect or flaccid. you can have a erection thats hard enuf to get the job done or you can be as aroused as possible and be a fair bit bigger. ran out of room.

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Male 379
^^ lol im not the standard 14 year old that mesures and tells the girls i think are cute x2 my actual size. if thats what your asking akappy.
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Male 1,029
5.1? Woohooooooooo!!!
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Male 379
uhh am i the only guy with common sence. you make it so its going straight up then its not noticable as long as your not liftin your shirt. its not that hard...?
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Male 2,440
"Baseball. Cold showers. Baseball. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!"
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Male 988
blatantly made by students. Crap.

Besides, just stick your hands in your pockets and hold down!

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Male 522
I know how to get rid of an erection and it doesn`t involve math problems.
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Male 54
reminds of me old times...i used that book bag one before hah
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Male 354
5.1 inches? There MUST be some 1 or 2 inchers out there dragging down the average for the rest of us. I would cry (often) if I were so poorly endowed. So would my wife...
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Male 2,395
I dont have any of thoseee!!!
Oh well maybe i can use that pull the material of the pants away trick.
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Female 119
okay... O_O
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Male 3,301
^^ Yeah, you would need an extra helping hand, so to speak? Maybe get a buddy system going?
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Female 15,763
My god it`s nice to be a girl.

Because I think I`d have a bit of an.. issue... with that if I were a boy. So to speak.

>_>

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Male 3,301
There`s nothing funnier than a bunch of men insecure about their penis. Seriously, it`s so funny.
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Female 1,516
5.1 inches average? I`ve never seen one that small. Weird.
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Male 533
"I`m laughing about all the comments on the ending, 5.1 average thing... they all sound like they dont know anything lol"

Maybe they haven`t discovered that porn isn`t real.

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Male 533
Why do all of you "5.1 is small"ers feel the need to say that? I mean, I know it`s because you`re insecure about your own (likely average) penis, but I want to know what you`re reasoning is.
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Female 449
I`m laughing about all the comments on the ending, 5.1 average thing... they all sound like they dont know anything lol
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Male 150
Everything I watch 2 months earlier goes on iambored. hmm.
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Male 68
the title sounds like a washed up Woody Allen film
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Male 92
drat YEAH, BEAT TEH AVERAGE
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Female 4,028
Great, now I can hide my erections from everyone!
Anyone else find it amusing that before the video starts, the play button is right over the guy`s genitalia?
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Female 61
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Female 207
I was waiting for that banana to fly up his butt when it swooped around his legs. Maaaaaybe that part of the animation was a bit unnecessary. But in most cases, that`s an excellent way to lose an erection too, I would think. "Another way to lose an erection: imagine being anally raped by a banana."

*snirks* It was funny at least.

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Male 42
This would not work at my school; we have a dress code.
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Male 4,014
Guys, if you don`t want to get erections in class, masterbate more.
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Male 358
SO MAH 16 INCH PENIZ IS LIEK ABNORMAL!?

If you said that, eat a knife.

5.1 inches? That IS small.

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Male 98
guys, the real reason the average is 5.1 is because of the 2 billion people in china!

wow, im gonna get some poo for that.

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Male 1,053
C0CKS ROCK! ERECTIONS ARE FUN!!
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Female 375
lol. i didnt realize the average was so small...interesting. lol.

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Female 97
you boys should stop complanig about you bananas poking through your grocery bag...girls can leak blood from their vajayjays, and do we do when that happens? pretty much nothing but put a sweat over out waist...stupid boys >_>
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Male 483
i was told 6-7 was average.... now it`s 2-5? what is this nonsense!!!
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Male 3,057
Why am I not surprised that all of the people who posted comments like: "5.1 inches? That`s small" and the ones who boasted about the size of their "manhood" (we all know you`re lying kairobert, lol) are all teenage boys?
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Female 4,225
Why Akappy, that trully explains your jelousy for the baby with two manhoods.

Why did I watch this?

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Male 29
Happened to me in school today. Talking to a girl I want to #*@$ and then the teacher called me up for a presentation. Had to put my papers in front of it util it "calmed down". Sigh... sometimes the little bastard just pisses me off.
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Male 47
Thanks howcast! Now i know!
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Male 2,616
The best way to hide an erection is to have a really small penis- it`s worked for me all these years.
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Male 4,004
The worse is bus boners...(The boners you get on the bus because the seats are hard, so you flex your ass muscles to compensate, and that flex plus vibrations, cause a massive hard on.

But high school girls are easily impressed, so just make sure ONE of them notices your swollen member and you`re getting laid that night..........but probably not.

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Female 243
Ha ha. I liked the last little part.
5.1 inches. They are so specific.
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Male 4,004
Hide an "unwanted" erection???

There is not a single erection I have ever not wanted... They have come to me when I did not expect one, but I was glad to see it nonetheless.

Also... if you`re at a school when people mock you for getting horny over high school chicks in your class who probably dress like skanks, or daydreaming about sex, which causes erections....then maybe the fact you`re being mocked about getting a stiff is your biggest issue...LOSER!

Seriously...the only time you should hide a boner, is in the gym class shower...which was when I was constantly aroused....but just stick it in a jock`s mouth as he`s lathering his ankles and you`ll be fine.

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Male 209
Yeah swimming is baaaaaad. especially when you have a stonk on due to you`re `hilarious` friends adding Viagra to your pint when on holiday.

Luckily, 2 of my other friends had been spiked.

I don`t think the parents of the kids were all too happy. It`s amazing how long that Viagra stuff lasts.

DON`T USE IF PLANNING TO SWIM!!!! I CAN`T STRESS IT MORE!

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Male 3,431
I liked to hide my erection in my GF.
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Male 244
The belt-tuck maneuver is the easiest and best.
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Female 526
My cosmo tells me that average erect is 2-5 inches. and you thought five was bad..oh man...
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Male 3,314
Yes, how to hide an unwanted erection. Because the wanted ones never need to be hidden!
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Male 21
just put a book in front of it like everyone else
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Female 2,228
Thank Goddess i`m a chick.
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Male 9,306
Or you could use the reverse method, if people look at it, you can embarrass THEM.

"Pitching a tent there?"
"Why yes, but may I ask why YOU are directing YOUR eyes to MY groin?"

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Male 815
yeah swimming while erect can result in a very embarrassing situation for everybody... it`s crucial that you goto the cold deep end, make sure you`re not "tenting" and do NOT jump out of the pool prematurely... haha yeah that`s right... (-:
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Male 614
Swimming is the worst time to have an erection. lol
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Female 1,006
Things like this make me happy I don`t have a penis.
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Male 5,970
I liked the creative ways they used to show it, like the bananna, lol
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Male 203
What about in swimming? Then you`re pretty screwed :)
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Male 1,220
yeah the average length is actually 6 inches.....
but anyway, the waistband method it much more effective, assuming you`re wearing pants
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Male 307
If you got it, Flaunt it! Don`t be a puss about it.
@ kairobert my sentiments exactly.
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Female 102
-twitch-
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Male 332
"I just tuck it up in my waistband, it hides it AND feels great! I almost blew a load in my belly button"
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Male 815
i can`t believe they didn`t cover the belt-tuck maneuver... simple but effective
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Male 1,623
So my 8 inch isn`t average?
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Male 219
5.1? That`s.... small.
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Male 880
Tuck it under your belt, its always a sure thing.
Although I do dislike having my penis poke my stomach.
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Male 89
5.1inch? i thought the average was 6inches lol
5.1 is rather....TINY though eh? lol.
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Female 486
Except the boys at my school would`ve been made fun of if they brought a bag with long straps, or a man-bag. Anything but a rucksack really, and hung really low.
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Male 962
How To Hide an Unwanted Erection in School?

simple,put it in your girlfriends mouth....

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Male 369
WDanC that reminds me of superbad
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Male 410
Also, tucking it up in your waistband proves effective.
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Male 410
Hmmm.... so its not ok to showcase your erection? No wonder I was kicked out of Sunday school.
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Male 13
Kinda figured it out myself lol my school has uniforms tho -.-
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Male 4
5.1 inches??? thats ... like.. small..
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Female 465
Hmm... that sounds like a plausible reason Ruswut :P I can see that going down really well with the school boards.
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Male 534
Coulda used that video a couple of years ago.
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Male 1,266
Wonder if they could use this video to stop school uniforms in the uk? :P
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Female 1,212
*giggles* That was cool.
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Female 1,004
Gotta love the random info they add in there. "Oh yeah, the average length is...."
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Male 264
Link: How To Hide an Unwanted Erection in School [Rate Link] - It’s great to know the thing is working, but getting an erection in school can be really embarrassing.
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