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Date: 06/11/08 09:01 AM

98 Responses to How To Hide an Unwanted Erection in School

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:44 am
    Link: How To Hide an Unwanted Erection in School - It’s great to know the thing is working, but getting an erection in school can be really embarrassing.
  2. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:08 am
    Gotta love the random info they add in there. "Oh yeah, the average length is...."
  3. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:11 am
    *giggles* That was cool.
  4. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:12 am
    Wonder if they could use this video to stop school uniforms in the uk? :P
  5. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:13 am
    Coulda used that video a couple of years ago.
  6. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:13 am
    Hmm... that sounds like a plausible reason Ruswut :P I can see that going down really well with the school boards.
  7. Profile photo of Spinner
    Spinner Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:14 am
    5.1 inches??? thats ... like.. small..
  8. Profile photo of Allurbase
    Allurbase Male 13-17
    13 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:14 am
    Kinda figured it out myself lol my school has uniforms tho -.-
  9. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:17 am
    Hmmm.... so its not ok to showcase your erection? No wonder I was kicked out of Sunday school.
  10. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:19 am
    Also, tucking it up in your waistband proves effective.
  11. Profile photo of matt1119
    matt1119 Male 18-29
    370 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:23 am
    WDanC that reminds me of superbad
  12. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:23 am
    How To Hide an Unwanted Erection in School?

    simple,put it in your girlfriends mouth....

  13. Profile photo of Yoma4
    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:34 am
    Except the boys at my school would`ve been made fun of if they brought a bag with long straps, or a man-bag. Anything but a rucksack really, and hung really low.
  14. Profile photo of robb0mayte
    robb0mayte Male 13-17
    89 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:35 am
    5.1inch? i thought the average was 6inches lol
    5.1 is rather....TINY though eh? lol.
  15. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:39 am
    Tuck it under your belt, its always a sure thing.
    Although I do dislike having my penis poke my stomach.
  16. Profile photo of beeeeen
    beeeeen Male 13-17
    219 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:40 am
    5.1? That`s.... small.
  17. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:41 am
    So my 8 inch isn`t average?
  18. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:49 am
    i can`t believe they didn`t cover the belt-tuck maneuver... simple but effective
  19. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:50 am
    "I just tuck it up in my waistband, it hides it AND feels great! I almost blew a load in my belly button"
  20. Profile photo of Hitaki
    Hitaki Female 13-17
    103 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:58 am
    -twitch-
  21. Profile photo of RandomEgg
    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:58 am
    If you got it, Flaunt it! Don`t be a puss about it.
    @ kairobert my sentiments exactly.
  22. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:59 am
    yeah the average length is actually 6 inches.....
    but anyway, the waistband method it much more effective, assuming you`re wearing pants
  23. Profile photo of paddyboom
    paddyboom Male 13-17
    203 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:01 am
    What about in swimming? Then you`re pretty screwed :)
  24. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:09 am
    I liked the creative ways they used to show it, like the bananna, lol
  25. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:12 am
    Things like this make me happy I don`t have a penis.
  26. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:17 am
    Swimming is the worst time to have an erection. lol
  27. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:29 am
    yeah swimming while erect can result in a very embarrassing situation for everybody... it`s crucial that you goto the cold deep end, make sure you`re not "tenting" and do NOT jump out of the pool prematurely... haha yeah that`s right... (-:
  28. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:54 am
    Or you could use the reverse method, if people look at it, you can embarrass THEM.

    "Pitching a tent there?"
    "Why yes, but may I ask why YOU are directing YOUR eyes to MY groin?"

  29. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 11:03 am
    Thank Goddess i`m a chick.
  30. Profile photo of scabies
    scabies Male 18-29
    21 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 11:10 am
    just put a book in front of it like everyone else
  31. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 11:14 am
    Yes, how to hide an unwanted erection. Because the wanted ones never need to be hidden!
  32. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 11:19 am
    My cosmo tells me that average erect is 2-5 inches. and you thought five was bad..oh man...
  33. Profile photo of DemonCurtain
    DemonCurtain Male 18-29
    244 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 11:34 am
    The belt-tuck maneuver is the easiest and best.
  34. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 11:40 am
    I liked to hide my erection in my GF.
  35. Profile photo of JMaybury
    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 11:47 am
    Yeah swimming is baaaaaad. especially when you have a stonk on due to you`re `hilarious` friends adding Viagra to your pint when on holiday.

    Luckily, 2 of my other friends had been spiked.

    I don`t think the parents of the kids were all too happy. It`s amazing how long that Viagra stuff lasts.

    DON`T USE IF PLANNING TO SWIM!!!! I CAN`T STRESS IT MORE!

  36. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    Hide an "unwanted" erection???

    There is not a single erection I have ever not wanted... They have come to me when I did not expect one, but I was glad to see it nonetheless.

    Also... if you`re at a school when people mock you for getting horny over high school chicks in your class who probably dress like skanks, or daydreaming about sex, which causes erections....then maybe the fact you`re being mocked about getting a stiff is your biggest issue...LOSER!

    Seriously...the only time you should hide a boner, is in the gym class shower...which was when I was constantly aroused....but just stick it in a jock`s mouth as he`s lathering his ankles and you`ll be fine.

  37. Profile photo of m0527j3
    m0527j3 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    Ha ha. I liked the last little part.
    5.1 inches. They are so specific.
  38. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    The worse is bus boners...(The boners you get on the bus because the seats are hard, so you flex your ass muscles to compensate, and that flex plus vibrations, cause a massive hard on.

    But high school girls are easily impressed, so just make sure ONE of them notices your swollen member and you`re getting laid that night..........but probably not.

  39. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    The best way to hide an erection is to have a really small penis- it`s worked for me all these years.
  40. Profile photo of UnknownEntry
    UnknownEntry Male 13-17
    47 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    Thanks howcast! Now i know!
  41. Profile photo of karangill1
    karangill1 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    Happened to me in school today. Talking to a girl I want to #*@$ and then the teacher called me up for a presentation. Had to put my papers in front of it util it "calmed down". Sigh... sometimes the little bastard just pisses me off.
  42. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    Why Akappy, that trully explains your jelousy for the baby with two manhoods.

    Why did I watch this?

  43. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    Why am I not surprised that all of the people who posted comments like: "5.1 inches? That`s small" and the ones who boasted about the size of their "manhood" (we all know you`re lying kairobert, lol) are all teenage boys?
  44. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    i was told 6-7 was average.... now it`s 2-5? what is this nonsense!!!
  45. Profile photo of tinyflames
    tinyflames Female 13-17
    98 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:30 pm
    you boys should stop complanig about you bananas poking through your grocery bag...girls can leak blood from their vajayjays, and do we do when that happens? pretty much nothing but put a sweat over out waist...stupid boys >_>
  46. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    lol. i didnt realize the average was so small...interesting. lol.

  47. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    C0CKS ROCK! ERECTIONS ARE FUN!!
  48. Profile photo of nati6
    nati6 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    guys, the real reason the average is 5.1 is because of the 2 billion people in china!

    wow, im gonna get some poo for that.

  49. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    SO MAH 16 INCH PENIZ IS LIEK ABNORMAL!?

    If you said that, eat a knife.

    5.1 inches? That IS small.

  50. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    Guys, if you don`t want to get erections in class, masterbate more.
  51. Profile photo of gecko_77
    gecko_77 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    This would not work at my school; we have a dress code.
  52. Profile photo of MeowYinn
    MeowYinn Female 18-29
    207 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    I was waiting for that banana to fly up his butt when it swooped around his legs. Maaaaaybe that part of the animation was a bit unnecessary. But in most cases, that`s an excellent way to lose an erection too, I would think. "Another way to lose an erection: imagine being anally raped by a banana."

    *snirks* It was funny at least.

  53. Profile photo of TVirus14
    TVirus14 Female 13-17
    62 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    LOL my little brothers can use this info when they are older.http://www.i-am-bored.com/art/i_he...
    http://www.i-am-bored.com/art/i_heart_yt...
  54. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    Great, now I can hide my erections from everyone!
    Anyone else find it amusing that before the video starts, the play button is right over the guy`s genitalia?
  55. Profile photo of xBLiTZKRiEGx
    xBLiTZKRiEGx Male 13-17
    92 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    drat YEAH, BEAT TEH AVERAGE
  56. Profile photo of Xerxes860
    Xerxes860 Male 30-39
    68 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    the title sounds like a washed up Woody Allen film
  57. Profile photo of joshjunky
    joshjunky Male 18-29
    150 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    Everything I watch 2 months earlier goes on iambored. hmm.
  58. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    I`m laughing about all the comments on the ending, 5.1 average thing... they all sound like they dont know anything lol
  59. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    Why do all of you "5.1 is small"ers feel the need to say that? I mean, I know it`s because you`re insecure about your own (likely average) penis, but I want to know what you`re reasoning is.
  60. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    "I`m laughing about all the comments on the ending, 5.1 average thing... they all sound like they dont know anything lol"

    Maybe they haven`t discovered that porn isn`t real.

  61. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    5.1 inches average? I`ve never seen one that small. Weird.
  62. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    There`s nothing funnier than a bunch of men insecure about their penis. Seriously, it`s so funny.
  63. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    My god it`s nice to be a girl.

    Because I think I`d have a bit of an.. issue... with that if I were a boy. So to speak.

    >_>

  64. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    ^^ Yeah, you would need an extra helping hand, so to speak? Maybe get a buddy system going?
  65. Profile photo of Ellizabeth
    Ellizabeth Female 13-17
    119 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    okay... O_O
  66. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    I dont have any of thoseee!!!
    Oh well maybe i can use that pull the material of the pants away trick.
  67. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    5.1 inches? There MUST be some 1 or 2 inchers out there dragging down the average for the rest of us. I would cry (often) if I were so poorly endowed. So would my wife...
  68. Profile photo of stirb
    stirb Male 18-29
    54 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    reminds of me old times...i used that book bag one before hah
  69. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    I know how to get rid of an erection and it doesn`t involve math problems.
  70. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    blatantly made by students. Crap.

    Besides, just stick your hands in your pockets and hold down!

  71. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    "Baseball. Cold showers. Baseball. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!"
  72. Profile photo of turkeyman
    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    uhh am i the only guy with common sence. you make it so its going straight up then its not noticable as long as your not liftin your shirt. its not that hard...?
  73. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    5.1? Woohooooooooo!!!
  74. Profile photo of turkeyman
    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    ^^ lol im not the standard 14 year old that mesures and tells the girls i think are cute x2 my actual size. if thats what your asking akappy.
  75. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    someone said they read in cosmo that the average length is 2 inches. thats probably the flaccid average. dont know if that is right for the average length of a flaccid penis but based on the fact that most cosmo articles about sex are just as sexually explicit as anything you read in a porn magazine they probably have ther facts strait.

    some people said they thought the average was 6-7 and i think one eprson said the video was wrong and the average is 7. the reason some say 5 and some say 7 is because some studies done came up with 5 some came up with 7. i dont think anyone in the near furtue is going to put a add in the paper asking for men to come in and have ther penis measured. you also have to take in to account that its not just erect or flaccid. you can have a erection thats hard enuf to get the job done or you can be as aroused as possible and be a fair bit bigger. ran out of room.

  76. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    "uhh am i the only guy with common sence. you make it so its going straight up then its not noticable as long as your not liftin your shirt. its not that hard...?"

    That wouldn`t work for most guys on here, since they all clearly have 48 inch penises that would stick out of their shirt collars.

  77. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    "yeah the average length is actually 6 inches.....
    but anyway, the waistband method it much more effective, assuming you`re wearing pants"

    6? Oh. Wooohoooooooooooooooooo

  78. Profile photo of turkeyman
    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    Akappy perhaps your the only guy on her whose penis isnt 48 inches, i guess im no longer alone. glad to know there`s someone.
  79. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    measuring the halfassed erection a guy gets standing in a room in front of another guy and measuring the erection of a guy thats been told to look at porn till he feels like his penis is going to explode will yield very deferent results.
  80. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    LOL at all the guys going "5.1 is so SMALL!" they may as well be going "MINE IS 17 INCHES! I ARE GOD!!"

    But yeah, that was some scary animation.

  81. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    The baggy pants trick is probably the most common, that or the shirt.

    5.1, after looking at a ruler, actually seems to be about right...can`t believe I`m actually looking up stuff like this. Besides, my idea of it has been unless you are having sex 24/7, a 20 inch penis would be more of a burden than an asset.

  82. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    wouldn`t it help to cross your legs and tuck it down. I mean, you shouldn`t be worried about looking like a fag with your legs crossed if you got an erection in class. And wouldn`t a real stiff pair of jeans work too? it couldn`t be that strong.
  83. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    "My god it`s nice to be a girl.

    Because I think I`d have a bit of an.. issue... with that if I were a boy. So to speak.

    >_>"

    Constant masturbation? me, too.

  84. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 12:09 am
    "wouldn`t it help to cross your legs and tuck it down. I mean, you shouldn`t be worried about looking like a fag with your legs crossed if you got an erection in class. And wouldn`t a real stiff pair of jeans work too? it couldn`t be that strong."

    It`s strong enough for it to feel like it`s going to snap off if you try to tuck it down... for me, at least.

    Also, it`s even easier to see it if you`re wearing tight pants. For most of the super-cool macho guys here, just look for a long bulge that ends a little past the knee.

  85. Profile photo of Imagoodsalsa
    Imagoodsalsa Male 13-17
    5 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 7:50 am
    5.1 inches? Crap! I`m below average! Dammit!
  86. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 9:51 am
    Ive never understood how a guy can just stand there and measure his penis...o.O How bored do you have to be?
  87. Profile photo of phoenix6
    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 9:51 am
    ^ Hang on, I just realised the irony in that...I-A-B & all...
  88. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 9:53 am
    It`s less a matter of boredom and more a matter of insecurity.
  89. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 11:00 am
    I just fold it up towards my stomach...
  90. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    the hiding part was all pretty much obvious, but the rest was nice. lol, mr happy is a great name hahaha
  91. Profile photo of January16
    January16 Female 13-17
    233 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    lmao! I`m happy I`m a girl. The size fact was creepy. Not as creepy as my camp in Health Occ. yesterday. Told us that old people like to have sex a lot. Like WTF does that have to do with my college education?
  92. Profile photo of gbpackers12
    gbpackers12 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    dude the average size is 5.1 inches man im 14 and mines bigger than that and im like the shortest kid in my school!
  93. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    I will store this information away for if I ever get a penis.
  94. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    S000 is MiE 19 InecH wiENr liek ODD!??!!!1!oen
  95. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 10:02 am
    Ah for the good old school days, when my penis paid more attention to what was on the blackboard in trigonometry class than my brain did.

    Wasn`t it Madonna who said "I don`t think I`d like having one of those things...it looks like it would be always getting in the way." THAT`S THE POINT.

  96. Profile photo of electrikburn
    electrikburn Female 13-17
    60 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    Lol Now I`ll know who is hiding an erection.
  97. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    I`d rather pop wood in class than have to worry about having my period or something unexpectedly.
  98. Profile photo of gbpackers12
    gbpackers12 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 10:59 am
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    true that brother true that :)

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