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Wasn`t it Madonna who said "I don`t think I`d like having one of those things...it looks like it would be always getting in the way." THAT`S THE POINT.
It`s strong enough for it to feel like it`s going to snap off if you try to tuck it down... for me, at least.
Also, it`s even easier to see it if you`re wearing tight pants. For most of the super-cool macho guys here, just look for a long bulge that ends a little past the knee.
Because I think I`d have a bit of an.. issue... with that if I were a boy. So to speak.
Constant masturbation? me, too.
5.1, after looking at a ruler, actually seems to be about right...can`t believe I`m actually looking up stuff like this. Besides, my idea of it has been unless you are having sex 24/7, a 20 inch penis would be more of a burden than an asset.
But yeah, that was some scary animation.
6? Oh. Wooohoooooooooooooooooo
That wouldn`t work for most guys on here, since they all clearly have 48 inch penises that would stick out of their shirt collars.
some people said they thought the average was 6-7 and i think one eprson said the video was wrong and the average is 7. the reason some say 5 and some say 7 is because some studies done came up with 5 some came up with 7. i dont think anyone in the near furtue is going to put a add in the paper asking for men to come in and have ther penis measured. you also have to take in to account that its not just erect or flaccid. you can have a erection thats hard enuf to get the job done or you can be as aroused as possible and be a fair bit bigger. ran out of room.
Besides, just stick your hands in your pockets and hold down!
Maybe they haven`t discovered that porn isn`t real.
*snirks* It was funny at least.
If you said that, eat a knife.
5.1 inches? That IS small.
wow, im gonna get some poo for that.
Why did I watch this?
But high school girls are easily impressed, so just make sure ONE of them notices your swollen member and you`re getting laid that night..........but probably not.
There is not a single erection I have ever not wanted... They have come to me when I did not expect one, but I was glad to see it nonetheless.
Also... if you`re at a school when people mock you for getting horny over high school chicks in your class who probably dress like skanks, or daydreaming about sex, which causes erections....then maybe the fact you`re being mocked about getting a stiff is your biggest issue...LOSER!
Seriously...the only time you should hide a boner, is in the gym class shower...which was when I was constantly aroused....but just stick it in a jock`s mouth as he`s lathering his ankles and you`ll be fine.
Luckily, 2 of my other friends had been spiked.
I don`t think the parents of the kids were all too happy. It`s amazing how long that Viagra stuff lasts.
DON`T USE IF PLANNING TO SWIM!!!! I CAN`T STRESS IT MORE!
"Pitching a tent there?""Why yes, but may I ask why YOU are directing YOUR eyes to MY groin?"
simple,put it in your girlfriends mouth....