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Date: 06/10/08 11:30 PM

86 Responses to Hipster Fight Club

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    Link: Hipster Fight Club - Holy crap this might be the funniest thing I`ve ever seen. They must cry and write about it in their LiveJournals after.
  2. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    Why am I never there when this kind of stuff happens? And I`m around that area sooo much...
  3. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:39 pm
    I hate fighting. It`s such a turn-off.

    And they looked gay to start with so that clip is a double turn-off for me :(

  4. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:41 pm
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...!!!

    *gasp*

    GAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

    *wheeze* Hang on...

    Pppppphhhhttttttttttthwaahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!

  5. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:41 pm
    What is with the white studded belts? I see them all over my mall these days. They`re...gross!

    And don`t knock livejournals. Not everyone on there is a crybaby like you`d think. ;)

  6. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    ...there`s something really.....cute?....about this...
    The onlt time I`ve seen a hipster get anywhere close to fighting is when they hardcore dance...
  7. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:47 pm
    Haha I just re-watched. It gets funnier!


    I`m sure I could take either one of them in a fight. Or both...

  8. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:54 pm
    LOL

    We`re tough! See?!

  9. Profile photo of Younghoo
    Younghoo Male 13-17
    1 post
    June 10, 2008 at 11:55 pm
    “¿“¿“¿“¿“¿“¿“¿“¿“¿“¿
  10. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:55 pm
    Are they making love?
  11. Profile photo of curtisquatch
    curtisquatch Male 18-29
    43 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:56 pm
    hipster? dont you mean scenester? a better representation of what would be considered a hipster would be found if you look up hipster olympics on youtube. then you could see the difference. its all just categories anyways, but still lets keep them straight.
  12. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:57 pm
    lol. It`s easier to explain than cutting themselves.
  13. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 11:59 pm
    Wait, what was happening?
    A mudless mud romparound?
  14. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:00 am
    ^oh god, I just looked up hipster olympics on youtube...

    ...what is the world coming to???

  15. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:05 am
    I just don`t get hipsters on guys?
  16. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:07 am
    "Are they making love?"
    Ferreal. I half expected them to end up making out by the end of the video.

    They really do all look alike. o_o I could have sworn *both* of them were a good friend of mine.

    wtf, man on rolly chair? Was he screaming "that`s my son!"?

  17. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:10 am
    "hipster? dont you mean scenester? a better representation of what would be considered a hipster would be found if you look up hipster olympics on youtube. then you could see the difference. its all just categories anyways, but still lets keep them straight."

    Yeah. I was thinking that too. Also see Hipster Handbook.

    Hipster`s would be trying to cut each other with their scruffy beards, choking each other with their scarves, and beating each other over the head with their Mac books.

  18. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:20 am
    Holy poo. Hipster Olympics own, officially.
    lololololol
  19. Profile photo of vintagepizza
    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:43 am
    I`ve never even seen a girl fight that sissy.
  20. Profile photo of BritishBoy76
    BritishBoy76 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:55 am
    whats up withe these fight links being posted?
  21. Profile photo of maryinblue
    maryinblue Female 18-29
    63 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:05 am
    Hahaha at the Whole Foods in the background.

    That is so Portland.

    (This isn`t Portland, I know. But there are so many hipsters here. Everyone looks like that.)

  22. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:29 am
    Um..Pardon me...what is a Hipster?
    Also...not funny at all. Not even a giggle.

    2 douchebags fighting like pussies...shoop da whoop?

  23. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:34 am
    Now, now... it`s not nice for us to be making fun of these lovely ladies.
  24. Profile photo of jojoabobo
    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    278 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:43 am
    yea, i agree with curtisquatch, they are more like scenesters, even though i have no idea what a `hipster` is.
  25. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:45 am
    wtf was that?um are they going to kiss and make up afterwards?
  26. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:49 am
    huhh wth. whats a scenester O:
  27. Profile photo of Mjustin
    Mjustin Male 18-29
    335 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:59 am
    Yeah. What LoofahBoy said.
  28. Profile photo of Nazarene
    Nazarene Male 50-59
    187 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:04 am
    I think the guy in the chair could have taken both of them without getting out of the chair.
  29. Profile photo of Podpod
    Podpod Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:48 am
    Funniest thing you`ve ever seen?
    You have such a lame sense of humour then...
  30. Profile photo of uniquename
    uniquename Male 18-29
    117 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:05 am
    that was lame.. and those arent hipsters.. those are scene kids.. numetal fags.. that wasnt even fighting.. when we did it.. well, i only did it once.. after the 4th fight i had 2 black eyes and my ear was bleeding cause it got ripped..

    kid do dumb things.. and i was a kid once.

  31. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:29 am
    Man, I fight harder than that.
  32. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:29 am
    WTF is a hipster or a sceanster THERE DAM EMO`S!! fu ckin hell get it right
  33. Profile photo of Kagenbesexy
    Kagenbesexy Male 18-29
    69 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:37 am
    I`m really suprised they didn`t break out the slapping and hair pulling
  34. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:54 am
    I actually looked like they were afraid that one of them might get hurt.
  35. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:26 am
    loll wow they both look like this one kid i know from school. xD
  36. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:33 am
    Fathers around the world are crying in shame after watching this video.
  37. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:44 am
    They`re cute asian guys. They shouldn`t be fighting and messing up their pretty faces, they should be kissing each other and making out and stuff. Post vids of that, thnx.
  38. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:53 am
    it was beyond lame.

    the first and second rules were violated:
    they apparently text one another to let them know it`s time for slap-fight club.
    the sixth rule is also violated since they are wearing shirts, shoes, and rings.

    we had a "fight" club up at college, but it wasn`t fight club, it was boxing club w/o gloves or shirts. it is a bad idea to enter the fight circle with braces...

  39. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:54 am
    fail
  40. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 6:01 am
    that was funneh.
  41. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 6:27 am
    why do i always get "this video is no longer available?" lame
  42. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 6:34 am
    if one of them died would it be assisted suicide?
  43. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 6:57 am
    Wow this looks a HELL of a lot like Portland... o_O
  44. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:49 am
    lol..that was a fight?..
  45. Profile photo of DeanoTD
    DeanoTD Male 13-17
    9 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 8:22 am
    Let the blacks through, show em how its done.

    Why`re they called "hipsters"? Look more like "mean persons".

  46. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 8:24 am
    Oh, that`s why I was disapointed. Itt`s scenestar ya dope.

    Ok, NOW it`s cool

  47. Profile photo of mystreT
    mystreT Male 30-39
    332 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 8:33 am
    their fighting skills are much like their choice in pants, very girlie!
  48. Profile photo of Fizzlez
    Fizzlez Male 18-29
    91 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 8:37 am
    I`d rather watch two hobos fight while rolling around in office chairs.
  49. Profile photo of electrikburn
    electrikburn Female 13-17
    60 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 8:46 am
    Oh gawd. Such a disgrace.
  50. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:01 am
    they were beating the gay out of each other ;)


    They`ve def. got to try harder than that with those clothes

  51. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:18 am
    That was pretty bad. Both of those guys should be embarrassed. 100 Dollars (Okay 100 Euros since they`re worth more) says I could easily take them BOTH at the same time... While rolling around in an office chair.
  52. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:22 am
    so.. were they, like.. play fighting?
  53. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:23 am
    It kinda looked like face rape at 0:52... e.O
  54. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:39 am
    The one with the blue shirt is really, really skinny o_O
    He`s barely got any muscle or fat on him!
  55. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:40 am
    lmao, they both look my ex boyfriend and they fight just as poorly as he does.
  56. Profile photo of chocobobsley
    chocobobsley Female 13-17
    9 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:45 am
    Those are scenesters...hipsters have messy hair, ironic facial hair for the guys, blazers or cardigans, v necks, blank shirt, or band shirt. no piercings for guys. Girls have quirky clothing like graphic shirts or just bright dressses.

    Yeah, i was bored.

  57. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 9:56 am
    I got into worse fights when I was 7... seriously.
  58. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:10 am
    "My girl pants just ripped" "OMG Me too..." Lets just stop...
  59. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:30 am
    Lul wut?
    I`d could`ve won a fight against them when I was in year 5...Seriously.
    I kept thinking their trousers would fall down O_o
  60. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:38 am
    That doesn`t deserve the name of fightclub lmao
  61. Profile photo of luvvvaddict
    luvvvaddict Male 18-29
    11 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:58 am
    i hope they`re joking
    i hate skinny wimp ass scene kids like that
    they make people like me look bad
    id probably destroy both of em at the same time
    i can blame these kinda kids for the insults from ignorant wiggers and "normal" people in public
  62. Profile photo of mangamonkey
    mangamonkey Male 18-29
    124 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:59 am
    HAHAHAHA that was so gay, i`m not the most physically imposing guy in the world but even i could do better than those mincing ponces

    well watching a couple of nancy boys ponce about for a few minutes has reaffirmed my masculinity, now i`m off to do manly things, mainly invovling mecha.........DAMNIT!

  63. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 11:37 am
    "They`re cute asian guys. They shouldn`t be fighting and messing up their pretty faces, they should be kissing each other and making out and stuff. Post vids of that, thnx.
    Five thousand agrees from me.
  64. Profile photo of trentoneli
    trentoneli Male 18-29
    258 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    ..i wanted to see an actual fight. not them dancing around then cut to them on the ground...sitting on each other.
  65. Profile photo of JoeTheRipper
    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
    288 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    Are you sure they were fighting? I`m not really sure what the hell was going on? Some sort of tribal dance?
  66. Profile photo of karangill1
    karangill1 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    They`re fagsters. Why? Cuz their emo fags
  67. Profile photo of Fuchsbrauner
    Fuchsbrauner Female 18-29
    183 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    You know what I`d do? I`d pants `em. Wouldn`t be too difficult, considering they`re already halfway pantsed. Pull them up.
  68. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    Wow... I could take both of them in a fight, they are horrible. That was pretty pathetic.
  69. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    Am I a bad person for wanting to slap emo kids???
  70. Profile photo of Fuchsbrauner
    Fuchsbrauner Female 18-29
    183 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    Dude, that wasn`t a punch, that was a sweet caress. Get thee to a gym. With Powerbars.

    And no, Osiris, that does not make you a bad person. It is simply nature`s way.

  71. Profile photo of karangill1
    karangill1 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    "Am I a bad person for wanting to slap emo kids???"

    No, osirisascend, slapping emo kids make you a GOOD person

  72. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    I have never laughed so hard at an internet video.
    Hhaha. That was so pathetic.
  73. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    The scene is dead anyway

    good riddance

  74. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    Wow... Two gay dudes rolling around on the ground and dry-humping. I think they`re ready for the UFC.
  75. Profile photo of nesscouture
    nesscouture Female 18-29
    3 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    ha.

    i would love to see 2 hardcore kids fight tho.

    and i mean fight not hardcore dance

  76. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    ...Ahhh...

    jesus christ.

  77. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    actually some of these comments are way funnier than the actual video itself!
  78. Profile photo of Godzillasaur
    Godzillasaur Male 13-17
    40 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    I`m suprised they didn`t start scratching and pulling at each other`s hair.
  79. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    Holy gaytwats Batman!
  80. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    SO BR00TAL!!!1
  81. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    No really though, they`re ttly HXC~*~*
  82. Profile photo of adilicious
    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    Just kidding.

    Obviously this isn`t fighting you guys, it`s just the new trendy dance move.
    Step towards each other occasionally facing each other and move in a circle.

    Eventually, it`s just so sexy that you can`t keep your hands off of eachother. Which is why they ended up on the floor about to make love but struggling with the removal of their too tight clothing. :/

  83. Profile photo of acidop
    acidop Female 13-17
    3 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 2:39 am
    .. THAT was a fight?
  84. Profile photo of OctobeR_God
    OctobeR_God Female 18-29
    223 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 3:33 am
    That is SO un-metal.
  85. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
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    June 12, 2008 at 4:43 am
    the second half looked like a strange sex scene
  86. Profile photo of dayyyynuhhh
    dayyyynuhhh Female 18-29
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    October 27, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    i actually know these kids because i was there that`s kenny and dallas. lol.

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