Hipster Fight Club

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

Holy crap this might be the funniest thing I"ve ever seen. They must cry and write about it in their LiveJournals after.
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Female 2
i actually know these kids because i was there that`s kenny and dallas. lol.
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Male 1,725
the second half looked like a strange sex scene
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Female 223
That is SO un-metal.
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Female 3
.. THAT was a fight?
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Female 377
Just kidding.

Obviously this isn`t fighting you guys, it`s just the new trendy dance move.
Step towards each other occasionally facing each other and move in a circle.

Eventually, it`s just so sexy that you can`t keep your hands off of eachother. Which is why they ended up on the floor about to make love but struggling with the removal of their too tight clothing. :/

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Female 377
No really though, they`re ttly HXC~*~*
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Female 377
SO BR00TAL!!!1
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Male 1,404
Holy gaytwats Batman!
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Male 40
I`m suprised they didn`t start scratching and pulling at each other`s hair.
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Male 988
actually some of these comments are way funnier than the actual video itself!
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Male 988
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

...Ahhh...

jesus christ.

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Female 3
ha.

i would love to see 2 hardcore kids fight tho.

and i mean fight not hardcore dance

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Male 354
Wow... Two gay dudes rolling around on the ground and dry-humping. I think they`re ready for the UFC.
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Male 713
The scene is dead anyway

good riddance

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Female 662
I have never laughed so hard at an internet video.
Hhaha. That was so pathetic.
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Male 29
"Am I a bad person for wanting to slap emo kids???"

No, osirisascend, slapping emo kids make you a GOOD person

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Female 183
Dude, that wasn`t a punch, that was a sweet caress. Get thee to a gym. With Powerbars.

And no, Osiris, that does not make you a bad person. It is simply nature`s way.

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Male 3,058
Am I a bad person for wanting to slap emo kids???
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Female 4,028
Wow... I could take both of them in a fight, they are horrible. That was pretty pathetic.
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Female 183
You know what I`d do? I`d pants `em. Wouldn`t be too difficult, considering they`re already halfway pantsed. Pull them up.
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Male 29
They`re fagsters. Why? Cuz their emo fags
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Male 288
Are you sure they were fighting? I`m not really sure what the hell was going on? Some sort of tribal dance?
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Male 258
..i wanted to see an actual fight. not them dancing around then cut to them on the ground...sitting on each other.
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Female 657
"They`re cute asian guys. They shouldn`t be fighting and messing up their pretty faces, they should be kissing each other and making out and stuff. Post vids of that, thnx.
Five thousand agrees from me.
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Male 124
HAHAHAHA that was so gay, i`m not the most physically imposing guy in the world but even i could do better than those mincing ponces

well watching a couple of nancy boys ponce about for a few minutes has reaffirmed my masculinity, now i`m off to do manly things, mainly invovling mecha.........DAMNIT!

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Male 11
i hope they`re joking
i hate skinny wimp ass scene kids like that
they make people like me look bad
id probably destroy both of em at the same time
i can blame these kinda kids for the insults from ignorant wiggers and "normal" people in public
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Female 432
That doesn`t deserve the name of fightclub lmao
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Female 532
Lul wut?
I`d could`ve won a fight against them when I was in year 5...Seriously.
I kept thinking their trousers would fall down O_o
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Male 1,244
"My girl pants just ripped" "OMG Me too..." Lets just stop...
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Female 2,258
I got into worse fights when I was 7... seriously.
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Female 9
Those are scenesters...hipsters have messy hair, ironic facial hair for the guys, blazers or cardigans, v necks, blank shirt, or band shirt. no piercings for guys. Girls have quirky clothing like graphic shirts or just bright dressses.

Yeah, i was bored.

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Female 2,695
lmao, they both look my ex boyfriend and they fight just as poorly as he does.
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Female 1,002
The one with the blue shirt is really, really skinny o_O
He`s barely got any muscle or fat on him!
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Female 460
It kinda looked like face rape at 0:52... e.O
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Male 891
so.. were they, like.. play fighting?
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Male 3,058
That was pretty bad. Both of those guys should be embarrassed. 100 Dollars (Okay 100 Euros since they`re worth more) says I could easily take them BOTH at the same time... While rolling around in an office chair.
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Male 1,111
they were beating the gay out of each other ;)


They`ve def. got to try harder than that with those clothes

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Female 60
Oh gawd. Such a disgrace.
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Male 91
I`d rather watch two hobos fight while rolling around in office chairs.
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Male 335
their fighting skills are much like their choice in pants, very girlie!
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Female 4,225
Oh, that`s why I was disapointed. Itt`s scenestar ya dope.

Ok, NOW it`s cool

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Male 9
Let the blacks through, show em how its done.

Why`re they called "hipsters"? Look more like "mean persons".

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Male 322
lol..that was a fight?..
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Female 15,763
Wow this looks a HELL of a lot like Portland... o_O
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Male 599
if one of them died would it be assisted suicide?
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Male 219
why do i always get "this video is no longer available?" lame
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Female 1,395
that was funneh.
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Male 4,393
fail
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Male 2,703
it was beyond lame.

the first and second rules were violated:
they apparently text one another to let them know it`s time for slap-fight club.
the sixth rule is also violated since they are wearing shirts, shoes, and rings.

we had a "fight" club up at college, but it wasn`t fight club, it was boxing club w/o gloves or shirts. it is a bad idea to enter the fight circle with braces...

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Male 5,194
They`re cute asian guys. They shouldn`t be fighting and messing up their pretty faces, they should be kissing each other and making out and stuff. Post vids of that, thnx.
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Male 817
Fathers around the world are crying in shame after watching this video.
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Female 649
loll wow they both look like this one kid i know from school. xD
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Male 4,593
I actually looked like they were afraid that one of them might get hurt.
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Male 69
I`m really suprised they didn`t break out the slapping and hair pulling
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Male 609
WTF is a hipster or a sceanster THERE DAM EMO`S!! fu ckin hell get it right
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Female 744
Man, I fight harder than that.
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Male 117
that was lame.. and those arent hipsters.. those are scene kids.. numetal fags.. that wasnt even fighting.. when we did it.. well, i only did it once.. after the 4th fight i had 2 black eyes and my ear was bleeding cause it got ripped..

kid do dumb things.. and i was a kid once.

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Male 28
Funniest thing you`ve ever seen?
You have such a lame sense of humour then...
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Male 187
I think the guy in the chair could have taken both of them without getting out of the chair.
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Male 335
Yeah. What LoofahBoy said.
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Male 294
huhh wth. whats a scenester O:
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Female 560
wtf was that?um are they going to kiss and make up afterwards?
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Female 278
yea, i agree with curtisquatch, they are more like scenesters, even though i have no idea what a `hipster` is.
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Male 2,616
Now, now... it`s not nice for us to be making fun of these lovely ladies.
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Male 4,004
Um..Pardon me...what is a Hipster?
Also...not funny at all. Not even a giggle.

2 douchebags fighting like pussies...shoop da whoop?

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Female 63
Hahaha at the Whole Foods in the background.

That is so Portland.

(This isn`t Portland, I know. But there are so many hipsters here. Everyone looks like that.)

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Male 51
whats up withe these fight links being posted?
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Female 447
I`ve never even seen a girl fight that sissy.
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Female 657
Holy poo. Hipster Olympics own, officially.
lololololol
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Female 657
"hipster? dont you mean scenester? a better representation of what would be considered a hipster would be found if you look up hipster olympics on youtube. then you could see the difference. its all just categories anyways, but still lets keep them straight."

Yeah. I was thinking that too. Also see Hipster Handbook.

Hipster`s would be trying to cut each other with their scruffy beards, choking each other with their scarves, and beating each other over the head with their Mac books.

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Female 657
"Are they making love?"
Ferreal. I half expected them to end up making out by the end of the video.

They really do all look alike. o_o I could have sworn *both* of them were a good friend of mine.

wtf, man on rolly chair? Was he screaming "that`s my son!"?

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Male 1,036
I just don`t get hipsters on guys?
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Female 342
^oh god, I just looked up hipster olympics on youtube...

...what is the world coming to???

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Male 724
Wait, what was happening?
A mudless mud romparound?
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Female 1,006
lol. It`s easier to explain than cutting themselves.
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Male 43
hipster? dont you mean scenester? a better representation of what would be considered a hipster would be found if you look up hipster olympics on youtube. then you could see the difference. its all just categories anyways, but still lets keep them straight.
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Male 2,616
Are they making love?
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Male 1
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Male 614
LOL

We`re tough! See?!

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Female 342
Haha I just re-watched. It gets funnier!


I`m sure I could take either one of them in a fight. Or both...

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Female 1,572
...there`s something really.....cute?....about this...
The onlt time I`ve seen a hipster get anywhere close to fighting is when they hardcore dance...
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Male 9,305
What is with the white studded belts? I see them all over my mall these days. They`re...gross!

And don`t knock livejournals. Not everyone on there is a crybaby like you`d think. ;)

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Male 3,301
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...!!!

*gasp*

GAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

*wheeze* Hang on...

Pppppphhhhttttttttttthwaahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!

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Female 4,197
I hate fighting. It`s such a turn-off.

And they looked gay to start with so that clip is a double turn-off for me :(

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Female 342
Why am I never there when this kind of stuff happens? And I`m around that area sooo much...
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Male 20,917
Link: Hipster Fight Club [Rate Link] - Holy crap this might be the funniest thing I`ve ever seen. They must cry and write about it in their LiveJournals after.
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