Happy Birthday, Fat Dude

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Weird

What does a 700-lbs man wish for on his birthday besides more cake? Find out in his interview--don"t eat while viewing.
There are 149 comments:
Male 341
That must be a lustless marriage
0
Reply
Male 291
cool
0
Reply
Male 291
end it
0
Reply
Male 291
aaa
0
Reply
Male 291
keep it up
0
Reply
Male 291
Crazy
0
Reply
Male 291
SAVED
0
Reply
Male 291
cool
0
Reply
Male 291
yep
0
Reply
Male 291
more
0
Reply
Male 291
gggg
0
Reply
Male 291
u
0
Reply
Male 291
y2j
0
Reply
Male 291
saved
0
Reply
Male 291
fg
0
Reply
Male 291
33333
0
Reply
Male 291
jjjjjjjjj
0
Reply
Male 291
ggg
0
Reply
Male 291
s
0
Reply
Male 291
aaaaaaaa
0
Reply
Male 291
aaaaa
0
Reply
Male 291
aaa
0
Reply
Male 291
unbelievable
0
Reply
Male 291
Yessssssss
0
Reply
Male 291
Yes
0
Reply
Male 291
g
0
Reply
Male 291
mn
0
Reply
Male 291
b
0
Reply
Male 291
yeah
0
Reply
Male 291
19
0
Reply
Male 291
18
0
Reply
Male 291
17
0
Reply
Male 291
16
0
Reply
Male 291
15
0
Reply
Male 291
14
0
Reply
Male 291
13
0
Reply
Male 291
12
0
Reply
Male 291
11
0
Reply
Male 291
10
0
Reply
Male 291
9
0
Reply
Male 291
8
0
Reply
Male 291
7
0
Reply
Male 291
6
0
Reply
Male 291
5
0
Reply
Male 291
4
0
Reply
Male 291
3
0
Reply
Male 291
2
0
Reply
Male 291
1
0
Reply
Male 291
Fight all
0
Reply
Male 291
Beyond
0
Reply
Male 291
Legend
0
Reply
Male 291
gazter
0
Reply
Male 291
champs
0
Reply
Male 291
feel it
0
Reply
Male 291
take it
0
Reply
Male 291
Know it
0
Reply
Male 291
Remember
0
Reply
Male 291
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0
Reply
Male 291
Aces
0
Reply
Male 291
magic
0
Reply
Male 291
taken
0
Reply
Male 291
aces
0
Reply
Male 291
Great
0
Reply
Male 291
Gota BELIVE IT
0
Reply
Male 9
If this guy actually loses all that weight, I`ll be happy for him. It`s not his fault he`s clinically obese.
0
Reply
Female 1,269
i feel sorry for him...
how`d he let himself get like that?
0
Reply
Male 629
Wow, such shallow, mean people you are. I honestly would love for you all to be in his position and hear your own words.
Good to know that he`s lost a lot and is still going further, though.
0
Reply
Female 917
How is it even possible to get that fat?! And then he was drinking soda at his birthday party, which is a super great way to loose weight
0
Reply
Male 103
I was about to leave a comment, then the "Mr. Wonderful" doll in my kid`s playpen just started talking all on its own...that freaked me out a little bit

Which is completely irrelevant but still...damn it did it again, call a Priest

0
Reply
Female 582
at least hes trying.

i hate fat people who bitch and moan about how fat they are, and they say they`re "dieting." Meaning, instead of eating KFC 5 times a week, they have it 3 times a week.

Gooood job

0
Reply
Female 432
well she has a lot to love lmao
0
Reply
Female 82
This guy is getting married???? Am I just to picky? Maybe his future wife doesn`t like sex???
0
Reply
Female 194
lol @ superfat = super flexibility......its nice that he is getting married...but i have always wondered how people can gain all that wieght like that..
0
Reply
Male 27
See... when your marrying a guy with bigger tits then you,... well, theres a problem there

i really have no sympathy for people like this, at what point did you tell yourself your too fat??? 300lbs??? 400??? 500??

0
Reply
Male 2,395
LOLZ I thought he was gunna be named "the world`s greatest loser"... but then the woman said "of weight".... glad he lost some weight tho.
0
Reply
Female 562
Ugh, she says his name so bad.
0
Reply
Female 360
"Friday, June 13, 2008 10:01:53 PM
Ha, "through a steady diet and exercise." I can see how feeding him only bran might help, but how on earth does someone like that exercise? Do they just jiggle the bed around for an hour?"

Actually yes. I saw a show on the discovery channel the other featuring a large bedridden man just, bascially moving around as much as he could.. You`ve got to start somewhere?

I`d say something to the people who made "fatass" comments, but whats the drating point. It`d fall on deaf ears. While you`ve got a responsibility to yourself to take care of yourself, you`re also entitled to be treated as a human being who deserves at least a basic kind of respect. It`s something that a lot of people just aren`t compassionate or mature enough to understand.

I hope he loses all the weight he`s going for and he lives a long, healthy life with his new wife.

0
Reply
Male 42
Ha, "through a steady diet and exercise." I can see how feeding him only bran might help, but how on earth does someone like that exercise? Do they just jiggle the bed around for an hour?
0
Reply
Male 185
nice tits
0
Reply
Male 44
i think its nice to know that at least some fat people are trying to change, but how the f*** do you get 2 be over 1200 lbs?
0
Reply
Female 231
"Why the hell can`t he wear a shirt?"

He`s a 700-pound, very large man.
Do you honestly think they`d have clothes that fit him?

0
Reply
Female 231
"ISRAEL KAMAKAWIWO`OLE!!!!!!!!"

xDDD
Exactly what I was thinking.

0
Reply
Male 632
What a lazy bastard.
0
Reply
Female 363
Eww.. they should of bought him a bra or something. That`s a sight I did NOT want to see.
0
Reply
Female 2,196
I hope he looses the weight :)
0
Reply
Male 244
I`ve seen him on TV, I hope he gets his wish.
0
Reply
Female 83
regardless, its great that he`s doing something for himself. too bad he`s going to look like fat ba$terd when he gets to a normal weight.
0
Reply
Female 83
did they meet with her giving him a sponge bath? or did he save her life by pulling her out of the many folds of his tummy?
0
Reply
Male 48
Why the hell can`t he wear a shirt?
0
Reply
Male 410
I`d hit it.
0
Reply
Male 1,766
oh and a upside hes invulnerable to short range missles
0
Reply
Male 1,766
he has lost 550 pounds i think thats something to be proud of
0
Reply
Male 9,305
Well the positive thing is that he`s already lost weight, planning on losing more, setting a goal, doing the work.

He puts a lot of other people to shame, really.

0
Reply
Female 15,763
He`s all like... melty looking...
0
Reply
Male 101
There is someone who wont be playing wii fit.

300 pound limit

*roles eyes*

0
Reply
Male 592
I remember this guy, and he`s from Mexico. I guess The US has started outsourcing every occupation now, even fatass.
0
Reply
Female 721
Looking at this guy makes me feel thin. I`m 275lbs. :(

But, at least he has someone who loves him. Goes to show not everyone is a shallow twit.

0
Reply
Female 105
awww I hope he gets to stand on his wedding day =)
Woohoo! I`m cheering him on!
0
Reply
Female 876
He seems like a cool guy.

I hope he can do it!!!

0
Reply
Male 518
Man he`s BUFF!
0
Reply
Female 233
I`m glad he sets goals for himself. I wanna walk on my wedding day too.
0
Reply
Male 120
I thought that guy died in the first blade movie. didnt they fry him with that sunlight ray? guess he lived after all
0
Reply
Female 233
"But really, how do you keep gaaining weight like that without stoopping?"

I swear I read that he came to America and lived off fast food for years....

Heres an article that explains it all: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25085766

0
Reply
Male 2
He has a health condition + he`s lazy so that`s how all that weight came up.

And his wife is just plain, not good looking, not bad. she`s a total catch for him, and is the reason he`s always smiling.

she cleans him up by herself.

that`s real love.
i`ve seen his documentaries.

0
Reply
Female 98
It`s surprising he HAS a fiancee considering he has bigger boobies than she does.
0
Reply
Male 2
His legs need to be spread so they don`t touch and chafe.
0
Reply
Female 386
It makes me a little happy...
That people CAN lose big amounts of weight
and they CAN find love no matter how big they are

<3

hope

0
Reply
Female 4,028
Wow. Sucks for him, but at least he`s trying to lose the weight.
And if you can`t eat and watch that at the same time, you must be really squeamish...
0
Reply
Female 4,225
But really, how do you keep gaaining weight like that without stoopping?
0
Reply
Male 544
"Worlds greatest loser... of weight."

Am I the only one that caught that? lol

0
Reply
Male 46
i`ve seen documentarys over this guy.
0
Reply
Male 741
I hope she likes it on top.
0
Reply
Male 1,078
how do you let yourself get that fat?
0
Reply
Male 69
The world`s Greatest Loser....

of weight

0
Reply
Male 1,182
she must be ugly his wife
0
Reply
Female 39
well for a fatty,
he`s pretty happy and optimistic.
if i were him, i think i would
live a really sad life.
:)
0
Reply
Male 1,085
At least he is wanting to lose weight.

I feel bad for him. Someone probably sewed his non-nice individual closed, and kept feeding him.

0
Reply
Female 80
WHOISIT, please speak English.
0
Reply
Male 4,393
TowerOfMagda
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
26 Posts Friday, June 13, 2008 11:09:48 AM
o,o he has to to be the luckiest man alive....

sry but i surprised and he still liveing.... :P

0
Reply
Female 233
^^I know right Im madd jealous of this sexy beast!
0
Reply
Female 93
o,o he has to to be the luckiest man alive. To be able to keep a woman that pretty throughout this whole ordeal. I mean, really. Wth? I`m glad he`s getting help, but still. 2 world records AND a gorgeous fiancee, AND the fact that he didn`t die from being so fat his lungs collasped...yes he`s drating lucky
0
Reply
Female 233
He use to way over a ton, hes in the guiness book for fattest man and for the most weight loss. He uses that massive bed of his to attempt to do some pull ups. <----true story!
0
Reply
Male 1,148
... why does it say I need to update my Flash player when I have the current one!?
0
Reply
Female 53
I liked that one moob, just kinda hanging there. It looked like a bag or something.
0
Reply
Male 384
SHOPPED!

/sarcasm

0
Reply
Male 1,455
Biggest loser of weight and life.
0
Reply
Female 1,697
How could he gain so much weight and not stop!

Sorry but I just don`t like fat people like this dude, maybe he just likes all the attention, he doesn`t go to work, gets chicks by being famous and it`s a great (weight) loser!

0
Reply
Female 2,672
how does he poop?


and also same as :blackipod

0
Reply
Male 1,013
"Of course I`m not happy. Look at me, I`m a big fat slob. I`ve got bigger titties than you do. I`ve got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I`ve not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead."

"I`m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly."

more FB quotes...

0
Reply
Female 80
It`s like we`re rewarding him for being a fatass.
0
Reply
Male 83
2 questions, how does he masturbate, and how is the sex gonna work? I highly doubt any blood reaches is private parts to begin with.
0
Reply
Male 1,894
Haha. just occured to me. "Now that is what I call BackFat.....and FrontFat...and SideFat...Etc..."
0
Reply
Female 1,004
Well, good for him for actually trying to get rid of all that weight! :] Sure, it was silly of him to get it all like that, but now at least he`s trying to do something about it!
0
Reply
Female 16
ISRAEL KAMAKAWIWO`OLE!!!!!!!!
0
Reply
Female 233
I luv u like a fat kid luvs cake ;)
0
Reply
Male 31
Something about seeing his legs like that annoys the crap out of me haha, that would be painful for most people - since when does chronic obesity = super flexibility?
0
Reply
Female 71
ew..... cant he get lypo suction ....??? =[ it must suck to be him =/
0
Reply
Male 1,894
Maybe she wants the record for marrying the fattest man, and the world greatest looser... of weight
0
Reply
Female 2,258
Backfat, she`s actually pretty tiny.

That`s her standing next to him in the black and white flower print dress.
0
Reply
Female 1,071
Why would you marry that???

Ok perhaps that was a tad shallow... maybe he has a wonderful personality... or something? o_O

0
Reply
Female 71
ew..... cant he get lypo suction ....??? =[ it must suck to be him =/
0
Reply
Male 157
lauraly,probably so he doesnt squish his testes.
0
Reply
Female 69
How about just "the worlds greatest loser"?
0
Reply
Male 1,244
Chubby Chaser...
0
Reply
Female 2,258
I still don`t completely understand why his legs are always splayed like that.
0
Reply
Male 1,894
damn. What does his wife to be look like?
0
Reply
Male 1,244
Hey, what happened to 75 things men should be able to do?
0
Reply
Female 71
BWAHAHARRRRR i havent even looked at it yet xD
0
Reply
Male 20,825
Link: Happy Birthday, Fat Dude [Rate Link] - What does a 700-lbs man wish for on his birthday besides more cake? Find out in his interview--don`t eat while viewing.
0
Reply