Greatest Invention for Shy Geeks Ever?

Submitted by: KoalaMeatPie 8 years ago in Tech
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A suit prints out pick-up lines for nervous geeks. Yes, this thing actually works, well, it works--geeks still dateless.
There are 40 comments:
Male 19
The suit, called the Cyrano suit, is thusly named because Cyrano told Christian exactly what to say to his girlfriend at some parts during the play. It`s a great play, and the suit is very aptly named.
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Male 28
I MUST HAVE IT!!!!
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Female 1,002
Awwwww xD
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Female 60
I thought he was going to launch into romantic poetry! Curses.
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Female 432
nice idea boring video
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Male 50
I must have missed something...didn`t get it

The "female actor" was beautiful though, so, not so bad i suppose

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Female 2,258
I once suggested a pretty good (though extremely corny) pick-up line to my best friend in high school. He used it and it got the girl.
For those of you actually interested, you hand the girl a rose and tell her, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty really is." Like I said, it`s corny, but most guys willing to use a line that lame are the kind of guy you`d actually want to have a relationship with.

Anyway, the video, not as entertaining as it could have been.

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Male 161
wouldnt it be better to connect it to his glasses so he can read it right of the glasses like a one way mirror sort of

kindal ike that one show on nickelodian called uhhhmmmm how to survive middle school or something

with the black nerd guy who has those glasses...

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Male 161
and i personally know much better lines that work for me 97% of the time

no you cant have them. they is mine

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Male 161
wouldnt it be better to connect it to his glasses so he can read it right of the glasses like a one way mirror sort of

kindal ike that one show on nickelodian called uhhhmmmm how to survive middle school or something

with the black nerd guy who has those glasses...

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Male 637
I snorted at the -
"I like your earring..."

"Just the one?"-part... I feel as though they should make the suit in Random Insult form...

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Male 772
Took me a while to get the Cyrano reference, and I have to say that was a bit of a long shot.

After a few minutes, I got bored...

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Male 650
It`s either this or a pooload of booze eh?
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Female 48
I didn`t get all the way through.

I had an overwhelming urge to punch that chick for her bad acting and pretentiousness. :-\

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Male 285
sorry...but no.
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Female 309
Yeah, all`s good and well until you accidentally put your hand into it thinking it`s a pocket and end up with a shredded fist.
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Female 2,249
meh i have my OWN pick up lines...

If you were a booger I`d pick you first.

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Male 3,301
Snore.
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Female 4,028
Haha! Wow, can you imagine?
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Male 848
my friend needs it.
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Male 1,815
That was hard to watch, I gotta say. It was going nowhere at speeds unimaginable.
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Male 2,172
Of course it works. It works because the woman thinks "If he has enough money to buy that stupid printer-vest i`m sure to make a profit here!" and so they stay togheter for a while but it cost a lot more then a prostitute for that poor geek.

Plus, you have to be aware that the suit may malfunction in front of a fat nerdy chick. What then?

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Male 1,036
Cyrano de Bergerac..............

Doesn`t quite suit though??

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Male 1,036
Cyrano??
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Male 2,616
That suit is the Cyrano to your Christian.
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Female 290
awww...poor guy. Sadlly, it seems like a lot of guys need those.
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Male 287
I like how it`s called the Cyrano Suit...but i wonder how many people will get the allusion.
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Male 7,933
Where did they put the toner?
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Male 2,576
The article went on to detail how it uses an algorythm to sense heart rythem and other bodily reactions and prints accordingly.
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Male 1,109
good for him. now, on with my life.
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Male 2,576
I`d get this thing just for the sheer inaneness of it all :-p
It`s great :-D
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Female 4,197
I think nervous guys are pretty cute. There`s something about the way they put themselves out there thats appealing :)
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Male 592
When you get to the point where you can`t even pass a Turing test, you need more than this jacket, and sadly, there are definitely many people out there with such a problem.
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Male 435
Im Naked Under Mt Clothes>
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Male 668
That reminds me of the old GameBoy printer that worked with the Gameboy Camera.
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Female 15,763
Cute, but sad... >_>
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Male 1,766
best pick up line "I find the most sensual part of the woman the breasts"
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Male 233
nice
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Male 76
haha, i need one.
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Male 2,576
Link: Greatest Invention for Shy Geeks Ever? [Rate Link] - A suit prints out pick-up lines for nervous geeks. Yes, this thing actually works, well, it works--geeks still dateless.
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