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Date: 06/16/08 09:45 PM

40 Responses to Greatest Invention for Shy Geeks Ever?

  1. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    Link: Greatest Invention for Shy Geeks Ever? - A suit prints out pick-up lines for nervous geeks. Yes, this thing actually works, well, it works--geeks still dateless.
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    yblusky Male 30-39
    77 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    haha, i need one.
  3. Profile photo of SHadowT1988
    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    nice
  4. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:51 pm
    best pick up line "I find the most sensual part of the woman the breasts"
  5. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    Cute, but sad... >_>
  6. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    That reminds me of the old GameBoy printer that worked with the Gameboy Camera.
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    demonclown Male 18-29
    435 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    Im Naked Under Mt Clothes>
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    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    When you get to the point where you can`t even pass a Turing test, you need more than this jacket, and sadly, there are definitely many people out there with such a problem.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    I think nervous guys are pretty cute. There`s something about the way they put themselves out there thats appealing :)
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    I`d get this thing just for the sheer inaneness of it all :-p
    It`s great :-D
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    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    good for him. now, on with my life.
  12. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    The article went on to detail how it uses an algorythm to sense heart rythem and other bodily reactions and prints accordingly.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:10 pm
    Where did they put the toner?
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    jareddevour Male 18-29
    288 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    I like how it`s called the Cyrano Suit...but i wonder how many people will get the allusion.
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    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    awww...poor guy. Sadlly, it seems like a lot of guys need those.
  16. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    That suit is the Cyrano to your Christian.
  17. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:56 pm
    Cyrano??
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    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    Cyrano de Bergerac..............

    Doesn`t quite suit though??

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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    Of course it works. It works because the woman thinks "If he has enough money to buy that stupid printer-vest i`m sure to make a profit here!" and so they stay togheter for a while but it cost a lot more then a prostitute for that poor geek.

    Plus, you have to be aware that the suit may malfunction in front of a fat nerdy chick. What then?

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    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:14 pm
    That was hard to watch, I gotta say. It was going nowhere at speeds unimaginable.
  21. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    my friend needs it.
  22. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    Haha! Wow, can you imagine?
  23. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:23 am
    Snore.
  24. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:23 am
    meh i have my OWN pick up lines...

    If you were a booger I`d pick you first.

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    Bananahammoc Female 18-29
    309 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 2:48 am
    Yeah, all`s good and well until you accidentally put your hand into it thinking it`s a pocket and end up with a shredded fist.
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    phasoo Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:52 am
    sorry...but no.
  27. Profile photo of MissMistress
    MissMistress Female 18-29
    48 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:33 am
    I didn`t get all the way through.

    I had an overwhelming urge to punch that chick for her bad acting and pretentiousness. :-\

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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 8:32 am
    It`s either this or a pooload of booze eh?
  29. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 8:44 am
    Took me a while to get the Cyrano reference, and I have to say that was a bit of a long shot.

    After a few minutes, I got bored...

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    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 9:10 am
    I snorted at the -
    "I like your earring..."

    "Just the one?"-part... I feel as though they should make the suit in Random Insult form...

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    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 11:37 am
    wouldnt it be better to connect it to his glasses so he can read it right of the glasses like a one way mirror sort of

    kindal ike that one show on nickelodian called uhhhmmmm how to survive middle school or something

    with the black nerd guy who has those glasses...

  32. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 11:39 am
    and i personally know much better lines that work for me 97% of the time

    no you cant have them. they is mine

  33. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 11:39 am
    wouldnt it be better to connect it to his glasses so he can read it right of the glasses like a one way mirror sort of

    kindal ike that one show on nickelodian called uhhhmmmm how to survive middle school or something

    with the black nerd guy who has those glasses...

  34. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    I once suggested a pretty good (though extremely corny) pick-up line to my best friend in high school. He used it and it got the girl.
    For those of you actually interested, you hand the girl a rose and tell her, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty really is." Like I said, it`s corny, but most guys willing to use a line that lame are the kind of guy you`d actually want to have a relationship with.

    Anyway, the video, not as entertaining as it could have been.

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    almightydean Male 13-17
    50 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    I must have missed something...didn`t get it

    The "female actor" was beautiful though, so, not so bad i suppose

  36. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    nice idea boring video
  37. Profile photo of Thespian827
    Thespian827 Female 13-17
    60 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    I thought he was going to launch into romantic poetry! Curses.
  38. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Awwwww xD
  39. Profile photo of speakerbox75
    speakerbox75 Male 13-17
    28 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    I MUST HAVE IT!!!!
  40. Profile photo of marktech101
    marktech101 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:41 am
    The suit, called the Cyrano suit, is thusly named because Cyrano told Christian exactly what to say to his girlfriend at some parts during the play. It`s a great play, and the suit is very aptly named.

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