Greatest Headline Ever?

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago Funny
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-8038.html

You just can"t argue with a striking headline like that.
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Male 31
Like someone said before, If they just put his first name in there as well, it wouldn`t be so nasty sounding. When I read it, It first struck me as "Jizz showered on youths inspiring gayness."
Funny, yes. But just plain wrong, sooo wrong.
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Male 474
My initial thoughts about a real news organization here in america that is "for gay, by gay" would find itself fighting to keep many of the rights the constitution gives them. But because there is such a unified hatred from every race, every religion and every social caste, that even if the government protected their rights, they would do nothing to protect the people or the building from harm. Please let me know something as this would be a great topic to really do research on about mass social behavioral issues.
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Male 474
What i find more interesting that the article is the fact that there is a large, well put together news site for gay people. In britain. Could someone direct me to a site like this that is in america? Because i live here and if there is one, i have never heard of it. Actualy i have never heard of this site until now to be honest. But i find it intriguing. I hope there is a successful site like this for americans, just to prove me wrong. My theory basically goes something like this: America`s domestic enemy are homosexuals. Why? Because racism is not just seen as evil by standards, it is also illegal. I think we would really like to hate other races if we were told we were allowed to. And despite the fact that we have a reason to hate Muslims and a lot of americans do, it is homosexuality that is the enemy because all races and religions can band together and hate this enemy as a unified team.
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Male 2,506
drat GAYS! drat OIL! drat BARACK! drat BUSH!
that was pure retardedness how they didnt catch that,
a cat kills dog named raper
Raped murdered and sautead by cat
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Female 101
ha. kinda lookss like pee wee herman. kinda.
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Male 1,024
i`ll agree to that.
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Male 36
im scared
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Male 2,616
Pabasa stop talking about me.
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Female 859
HAHA
Classic
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Female 64
Floop scared me.
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Female 878
The headline said read me, but the creepy picture said run for the freaking hills.
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Female 1,890
omg i didnt think of that kinga.....


if i had cummings as a last name i tottally be a porn star rofl

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Male 76
lol
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Male 352
How unfortunate for Monsieur Cumming...
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Male 549
FLOOP. YOU STILL SCARE ME.
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Female 53
The page didn`t load all the way, so I freaked out when I saw the title xDD
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Female 1,269
that was way more irony than necessary...
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Male 269
He`s Cumming for gays. He`s also Cumming for heteros too! Heck, he`s Cumming to get you!

Oh crap! He`s Cumming on to me!!!

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Male 2,344
Wow, that was pretty gay.

buh-duh chhh

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Male 615
lol. thats it. boy, i feel creative today.
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Male 95
Oh gawsh...
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Female 28
ummhmm
for some reason i missread that as "gayest headline ever"
so whatevs, it still works lol
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Male 11,740
Perfect!
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Female 71
eh, not that great :P
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Female 101
wow jessmiller
lighten the hell up.
its all good fun
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Female 101
AHAHAHAHAHA
what an amazing name XD
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Male 954
Yes it is funny and what is ignorant about us thinking that?
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Male 954
^???
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Female 1
there is nothing funny about this headline and all the people who think it`s funny are really ignorant.
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Female 169
i always knew his name would do something like this...this is the headline of the year (so far)
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Female 15,763
Ahaha, I misread the title and thought it was "Gayest Headline Ever?"

Turned out, IT WAS!

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Male 136
If this guy does not shoot at least one porn film in his life, that name has been wasted.
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Female 5
"not sure what "gbtw" stands for though"
gbtw - gay by the way ..... or get back to work...but im pretty sure it`s the other one :P
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Female 1,002
Oh god xD
That`s brilliant!
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Female 1,407
Heheh, nice. ^_^
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Female 173
Haha, that`s so perfect xP
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Female 78
For a second, I thought this headline had to do with where I live. Which coincidentally is Cumming, Georgia. Ha.
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Female 649
awwh someone beat me to it! x_x

funny post iab

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Female 154
-giggle- >.> Oops. Wonder how long it`ll take them to realize what they put? :3 I thought he made an okay Nightcrawler for what they gave him to work with, so I kinda like him. o_o
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Female 649
haha look at the single comment under that article

it says "hell, cumming is an inspiration to heterosexual youth too"

not sure what "gbtw" stands for though

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Male 208
Yes it does.
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Female 4,225
Wow,
wasn`t expecting that lol
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Female 12
He was really good in Tin Man.

I`m sorry, but I don`t see how this headline is funny. Just because his last name is Cumming doesn`t automatically make the headline funny.

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Female 112
haha that was great
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Male 1,225
He was great during Reefer Madness the Musical!
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Male 211
I like the comment on the article itself, "Hell, cumming is an inspiration to Heterosexual youth too. That is all. GBTW.".
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Male 3,296
haha...

this was edited

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Male 120
omg i remember this gy me and the guys joked bout him forever it seems

hey look its alan cumming!

wow ive never seen alan cumming b4

ya its cool to watch alan cumming

girl walks up* hey is that alan cumming?

ya its alan cumming

wow ive havnt seen alan cumming since last week when he came over

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Male 1,204
The Spy Kids series was so bad, that I already hate this guy. I care not for what he has done, those movies made my eyes freaking bleed.
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Male 42
hahah nice
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Female 1,566
^ lmfao @ that headline. x3
"...whenever I see that guy, I think of his role as "Floop," in Spy Kids, and I get freaked out."

SAME. He creeped me out through that whole movie. D:

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Male 99
not as good as this headline

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tobyvs/7670...

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Male 121
AHAHAHA gays are amusing.
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Male 5,970
lol, i would kill myself if i had that last name
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Female 657
^^^Naw, dude, inspiring them to not be afraid to be gay. :3 Buttsecks has very little to do with it.
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Male 606
inspiring kids to have butt secks....yeah he totally deserves an award. bravo man.
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Male 1,766
nvm it works
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Male 1,766
its not working for me whats it say
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Female 2,672
haha, he looks like a lady
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Male 822
wow

they couldn`t have put in his first name too just in case of confusion?????

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Male 575
Haha Wow I bet they gave him the award if only so headlines like that would come into existence.
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Female 731
Wow...xD

I was actually thinking the headline would be something like, `BEER FOOD TITS` and it would only aooly to dudes.

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Male 1,053
Lol XP thats bear
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Male 629
Didn`t strike me as funny... what`s wrong with me?!
*shrug*
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Male 38
This headline is gay.
Lawl.
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Male 4,393
wow,.....
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Female 406
...whenever I see that guy, I think of his role as "Floop," in Spy Kids, and I get freaked out.
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Female 43
how about the "Jane Fonda: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy" headline? I thought that was funnier probably old though...
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Male 1,584
Oh snap
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Male 322
Hahahah, Pabasa you`re right!
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Male 4,012
apermal, some men/boys totally refuse to be called gay, even after they`ve had sex (of any type and of any position) with a man. So yea, these type of guys need to have a special title connected to them.

I prefer "guys who can`t handle reality" but it`s probably too long.

*note: sex that was not forced, nor were they drugged, and it especially counts if they totally enjoyed it.

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Male 762
Lmao that .....is.....great !
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Male 970
did he change his name?
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Male 4,012
Too bad it`s only limited to the male gay youth.

I`m trying to think of a pun for the female orgasm but I`m unfamiliar with any slangs.

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Male 322
Isn`t is ridiculous how they`ve taken political correctness to a whole new level, by constantly saying `gay and questioning youth`. Its like a broken record.

We get it already.

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Female 67
oh man.
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Female 140
"is an inspiration to gay and questioning youth."

ha ha =)

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Male 16
Haha, perfect!
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Female 1,004
Haha, wow....
Not any better than that commercial he did, though. :U
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Male 1,620
Link: Greatest Headline Ever? [Rate Link] - You just can`t argue with a striking headline like that.
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