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Date: 06/22/08 09:01 AM

80 Responses to Greatest Headline Ever?

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 8:10 am
    Link: Greatest Headline Ever? - You just can`t argue with a striking headline like that.
  2. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:04 am
    Haha, wow....
    Not any better than that commercial he did, though. :U
  3. Profile photo of andre72
    andre72 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:04 am
    Haha, perfect!
  4. Profile photo of MetroStation
    MetroStation Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:05 am
    "is an inspiration to gay and questioning youth."

    ha ha =)

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    SpamSpeaking Female 18-29
    67 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:07 am
    oh man.
  6. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:09 am
    Isn`t is ridiculous how they`ve taken political correctness to a whole new level, by constantly saying `gay and questioning youth`. Its like a broken record.

    We get it already.

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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:10 am
    Too bad it`s only limited to the male gay youth.

    I`m trying to think of a pun for the female orgasm but I`m unfamiliar with any slangs.

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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:10 am
    did he change his name?
  9. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    766 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:11 am
    Lmao that .....is.....great !
  10. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:13 am
    apermal, some men/boys totally refuse to be called gay, even after they`ve had sex (of any type and of any position) with a man. So yea, these type of guys need to have a special title connected to them.

    I prefer "guys who can`t handle reality" but it`s probably too long.

    *note: sex that was not forced, nor were they drugged, and it especially counts if they totally enjoyed it.

  11. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:13 am
    Hahahah, Pabasa you`re right!
  12. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:18 am
    Oh snap
  13. Profile photo of haunt_me
    haunt_me Female 18-29
    43 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:23 am
    how about the "Jane Fonda: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy" headline? I thought that was funnier probably old though...
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    orchydork Female 18-29
    406 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:27 am
    ...whenever I see that guy, I think of his role as "Floop," in Spy Kids, and I get freaked out.
  15. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:31 am
    wow,.....
  16. Profile photo of LastThorn
    LastThorn Male 18-29
    38 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:50 am
    This headline is gay.
    Lawl.
  17. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    630 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:52 am
    Didn`t strike me as funny... what`s wrong with me?!
    *shrug*
  18. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:59 am
    Lol XP thats bear
  19. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:00 am
    Wow...xD

    I was actually thinking the headline would be something like, `BEER FOOD TITS` and it would only aooly to dudes.

  20. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:07 am
    Haha Wow I bet they gave him the award if only so headlines like that would come into existence.
  21. Profile photo of wowibrandon
    wowibrandon Male 13-17
    822 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:07 am
    wow

    they couldn`t have put in his first name too just in case of confusion?????

  22. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:11 am
    haha, he looks like a lady
  23. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:20 am
    its not working for me whats it say
  24. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:22 am
    nvm it works
  25. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:30 am
    inspiring kids to have butt secks....yeah he totally deserves an award. bravo man.
  26. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:36 am
    ^^^Naw, dude, inspiring them to not be afraid to be gay. :3 Buttsecks has very little to do with it.
  27. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:39 am
    lol, i would kill myself if i had that last name
  28. Profile photo of sifl
    sifl Male 18-29
    121 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:44 am
    AHAHAHA gays are amusing.
  29. Profile photo of johnhgough
    johnhgough Male 40-49
    99 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:50 am
    not as good as this headline

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/tobyvs/7670...

  30. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:54 am
    ^ lmfao @ that headline. x3
    "...whenever I see that guy, I think of his role as "Floop," in Spy Kids, and I get freaked out."

    SAME. He creeped me out through that whole movie. D:

  31. Profile photo of qwaszxjz
    qwaszxjz Male 13-17
    42 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 11:08 am
    hahah nice
  32. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 11:23 am
    The Spy Kids series was so bad, that I already hate this guy. I care not for what he has done, those movies made my eyes freaking bleed.
  33. Profile photo of guitar_playa
    guitar_playa Male 13-17
    120 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 11:43 am
    omg i remember this gy me and the guys joked bout him forever it seems

    hey look its alan cumming!

    wow ive never seen alan cumming b4

    ya its cool to watch alan cumming

    girl walks up* hey is that alan cumming?

    ya its alan cumming

    wow ive havnt seen alan cumming since last week when he came over

  34. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 11:43 am
    haha...

    this was edited

  35. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 11:46 am
    I like the comment on the article itself, "Hell, cumming is an inspiration to Heterosexual youth too. That is all. GBTW.".
  36. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 11:50 am
    He was great during Reefer Madness the Musical!
  37. Profile photo of mandapanda28
    mandapanda28 Female 13-17
    112 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    haha that was great
  38. Profile photo of Jinebiebe
    Jinebiebe Female 18-29
    12 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    He was really good in Tin Man.

    I`m sorry, but I don`t see how this headline is funny. Just because his last name is Cumming doesn`t automatically make the headline funny.

  39. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    Wow,
    wasn`t expecting that lol
  40. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    Yes it does.
  41. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    haha look at the single comment under that article

    it says "hell, cumming is an inspiration to heterosexual youth too"

    not sure what "gbtw" stands for though

  42. Profile photo of Jadesy
    Jadesy Female 18-29
    154 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    -giggle- >.> Oops. Wonder how long it`ll take them to realize what they put? :3 I thought he made an okay Nightcrawler for what they gave him to work with, so I kinda like him. o_o
  43. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    awwh someone beat me to it! x_x

    funny post iab

  44. Profile photo of alik180
    alik180 Female 18-29
    78 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    For a second, I thought this headline had to do with where I live. Which coincidentally is Cumming, Georgia. Ha.
  45. Profile photo of chary
    chary Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    Haha, that`s so perfect xP
  46. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    Heheh, nice. ^_^
  47. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    Oh god xD
    That`s brilliant!
  48. Profile photo of SpaceKittE
    SpaceKittE Female 13-17
    5 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    "not sure what "gbtw" stands for though"
    gbtw - gay by the way ..... or get back to work...but im pretty sure it`s the other one :P
  49. Profile photo of Kinga750
    Kinga750 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    If this guy does not shoot at least one porn film in his life, that name has been wasted.
  50. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    Ahaha, I misread the title and thought it was "Gayest Headline Ever?"

    Turned out, IT WAS!

  51. Profile photo of xXsi666Xx
    xXsi666Xx Female 13-17
    169 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    i always knew his name would do something like this...this is the headline of the year (so far)
  52. Profile photo of jessmiller
    jessmiller Female 18-29
    1 post
    June 22, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    there is nothing funny about this headline and all the people who think it`s funny are really ignorant.
  53. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    ^???
  54. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    Yes it is funny and what is ignorant about us thinking that?
  55. Profile photo of Trying73
    Trying73 Female 13-17
    101 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHA
    what an amazing name XD
  56. Profile photo of Trying73
    Trying73 Female 13-17
    101 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    wow jessmiller
    lighten the hell up.
    its all good fun
  57. Profile photo of deadmonkee
    deadmonkee Female 18-29
    71 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    eh, not that great :P
  58. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    Perfect!
  59. Profile photo of muffie22
    muffie22 Female 18-29
    28 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    ummhmm
    for some reason i missread that as "gayest headline ever"
    so whatevs, it still works lol
  60. Profile photo of girlsn0tgrey
    girlsn0tgrey Male 18-29
    95 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    Oh gawsh...
  61. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    lol. thats it. boy, i feel creative today.
  62. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    Wow, that was pretty gay.

    buh-duh chhh

  63. Profile photo of mbor
    mbor Male 30-39
    269 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    He`s Cumming for gays. He`s also Cumming for heteros too! Heck, he`s Cumming to get you!

    Oh crap! He`s Cumming on to me!!!

  64. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    that was way more irony than necessary...
  65. Profile photo of Mustard4242
    Mustard4242 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    The page didn`t load all the way, so I freaked out when I saw the title xDD
  66. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    FLOOP. YOU STILL SCARE ME.
  67. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    How unfortunate for Monsieur Cumming...
  68. Profile photo of popcorncali
    popcorncali Male 40-49
    76 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    lol
  69. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:25 pm
    omg i didnt think of that kinga.....


    if i had cummings as a last name i tottally be a porn star rofl

  70. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 10:47 pm
    The headline said read me, but the creepy picture said run for the freaking hills.
  71. Profile photo of jlg_tm
    jlg_tm Female 13-17
    64 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 12:30 am
    Floop scared me.
  72. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 1:36 am
    HAHA
    Classic
  73. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 4:14 am
    Pabasa stop talking about me.
  74. Profile photo of agent666
    agent666 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 5:52 am
    im scared
  75. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 8:15 am
    i`ll agree to that.
  76. Profile photo of kimosabi
    kimosabi Female 13-17
    101 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 8:26 am
    ha. kinda lookss like pee wee herman. kinda.
  77. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    drat GAYS! drat OIL! drat BARACK! drat BUSH!
    that was pure retardedness how they didnt catch that,
    a cat kills dog named raper
    Raped murdered and sautead by cat
  78. Profile photo of itsallfake
    itsallfake Male 30-39
    476 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    What i find more interesting that the article is the fact that there is a large, well put together news site for gay people. In britain. Could someone direct me to a site like this that is in america? Because i live here and if there is one, i have never heard of it. Actualy i have never heard of this site until now to be honest. But i find it intriguing. I hope there is a successful site like this for americans, just to prove me wrong. My theory basically goes something like this: America`s domestic enemy are homosexuals. Why? Because racism is not just seen as evil by standards, it is also illegal. I think we would really like to hate other races if we were told we were allowed to. And despite the fact that we have a reason to hate Muslims and a lot of americans do, it is homosexuality that is the enemy because all races and religions can band together and hate this enemy as a unified team.
  79. Profile photo of itsallfake
    itsallfake Male 30-39
    476 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    My initial thoughts about a real news organization here in america that is "for gay, by gay" would find itself fighting to keep many of the rights the constitution gives them. But because there is such a unified hatred from every race, every religion and every social caste, that even if the government protected their rights, they would do nothing to protect the people or the building from harm. Please let me know something as this would be a great topic to really do research on about mass social behavioral issues.
  80. Profile photo of apimpds
    apimpds Male 13-17
    31 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 3:34 am
    Like someone said before, If they just put his first name in there as well, it wouldn`t be so nasty sounding. When I read it, It first struck me as "Jizz showered on youths inspiring gayness."
    Funny, yes. But just plain wrong, sooo wrong.

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