Golfy Python

Submitted by: wales2k6 8 years ago Weird
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This python should have counted his chickens before they hatched.
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Male 1,244

Anybody remember "A Snake Mistake" from their childhood? Heres the description on Amazon: After Farmer Henry uses light bulbs as fake eggs to fool his hens into laying more eggs, Jake the Snake makes a big mistake.

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Female 878
It`s a freaking python!
Don`t release it back into the wild!
D:<
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Female 533
animal compassion ftw =)
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Female 2,258
The people who owned the hen house are pretty awesome to actually bring the snake in to a vet. There are lots of people out there who would have just killed the snake and been done with it.
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Male 1,803
I bet that snake is really teed off.
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Female 207
Aww, the poor thing. Am I the only one here that actually feels for the animal beside Kanashii?

And lighteningbug, snakes will usually do things like this. In fact, it`s extremely common for a snake to swallow things that aren`t food. There was one that actually ate an electric blanket because it registered the heat given off as a living, breathing animal. Though they are very intelligent, they don`t necessarily harbor the ability to discern between eggs and golf balls. They don`t see like we do and they go entirely by scent and heat signals. The golf balls were placed in a nest with other eggs and therefore absorbed the scent and heat. It`s very easy for the animal to mistake the two.

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Male 5,970
I bet he just goes and does it again once they let him go haha
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Female 993
I wonder if the snake will slither funny now that he`s had surgery.
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Male 12,138
Those weren`t golf balls. They were four small round white capybaras.
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Male 3,301
Must... resist... blowjob... joke... AGH!!
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Female 532
Haha...poor snake.
It must`ve been like "NOMNOMNOM, mmmm...egg- OH SHI-"

...Although I doubt it would have than exact thought process

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Female 387
That`s one snake who`s never eating another egg again!
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Female 744
And the snake just has this look on his face like "sup bitches? `Course I knew they were golf balls. I`m just that much of a hardass."
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Female 359
Aww... poor snake. Glad to hear it`ll be okay.

It`s such a beautiful shade of green, too... :o Pretty snake.

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Male 1,036
Not so tasty!
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Male 9,306
lightningbug: He`s a vet, it`s his duty as a practitioner of medicine to do his utmost to heal, save, or ease the suffering of any animal in his care.

As for natural selection, the snake did ingest something human-made, so it was needed to interfere.

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Male 294
hahaha i wouldnt know what to do if i saw a snake around. can a knife cut through its scales O:
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Male 1,347
the coolest thing i see about this is that the people with the eggs brought the wild python to be checked out, like that they didnt hold a grudge against it...well, that and the surgery
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Male 181
Is is weird to anyone else that this guy did all this for some random snake? Isn`t this interfering with natural selection? He`s obviously not the brightest serpent in his family.
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Male 73
golf balls can really mess up your omlette, trust me
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Male 909
HAHA!
STOOPID PYTHON!
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Male 67
Link: Golfy Python [Rate Link] - This python should have counted his chickens before they hatched.
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