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Date: 06/26/08 09:46 AM

54 Responses to Forbidden Fruit

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 9:24 am
    Link: Forbidden Fruit - Let`s just can the innuendo and call a cucumber a dildo, here. (Possibly NSFW.)
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    sfeagles Male 13-17
    215 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 9:51 am
    that was dumb
    i like how the cucumber kept moving around
  3. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 9:52 am
    Aren`t cucumbers vegetables?
  4. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 9:52 am
    Hey, fancylad. Cucum here often?
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    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 9:54 am
    and that my friend, is how to make a pickle.
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 9:55 am
    that was


    hot.

  7. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 9:59 am
    where`d the kiwis cum from?

    see what I did there?

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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:00 am
    Errr...funny but...a little disturbing...
    And by the way...Fancylad is correct in saying cucumbers ARE fruit.
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    Forbez Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:01 am
    ROFL thats hilarious!
  10. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
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    June 26, 2008 at 10:02 am
    Do people actually use cucumbers? O_O It`s always used as a joke.
  11. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:02 am
    WOW she is so hot!
  12. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:03 am
    Well that just made me hungry.
  13. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:04 am
    The cucumber thing isn`t a joke. The giggling that always surrounds discussion of it probably makes it seem like one though.
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    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:06 am
    freaaaaaky.
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    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:07 am
    Nice Ike
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    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:07 am
    Very childish , but i did chuckle i guess so i cant really bitch about it :-)
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    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:07 am
    Well, I think I would be a little worried if all of the sudden I saw talking cucambers.
  18. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:08 am
    Cucumbers are indeed fruit. They hold seeds either inside themselves or around themselves (lie a strawberry). A fruit is basically a plant`s uterus. A vegetable is the plant itself, but does not produce viable fruit.
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    frothr Male 30-39
    39 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:08 am
    "and that my friend, is how to make a pickle."

    lol

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    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:09 am
    That girl reminded me of a girl that goes to my school.
    ._.;;
  21. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:09 am
    Cucumbers are indeed fruit. They hold seeds either inside themselves or around themselves (like a strawberry). A fruit is basically a plant`s uterus. A vegetable is the plant itself, but does not produce viable fruit.
    On a side note, I`m glad I don`t get into sexually charged conversations with my food on a slow weekend.
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    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:12 am
    where`d the kiwis cum from?

    see what I did there?


    no i`m confused.... we come from new zealand..... im so confused WHAT DID YOU DO??!!

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:13 am
    Ending was so expected but so damn funny! XD
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    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:23 am
    Heheh, this gave me a crave for a salad. ^_^
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    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:29 am
    Quite funny.
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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:47 am
    Wth is up with Iab today Jesus so f-up links
  27. Profile photo of Desumien
    Desumien Female 18-29
    374 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:59 am
    XD that was genius!
  28. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:02 am
    XD that was brilliant!
  29. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:04 am
    XD pass the mayo!
  30. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:18 am
    That`s gonna take years of therapy to wash out of the old brain.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:39 am
    Oo. I like a girl in glasses!

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    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:46 am
    She has my mayonnaise! Hellman`s! Also, I would have thrown that thing in the oven if it started talking to me.
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    Josh2601 Male 13-17
    97 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:57 am
    Okay... I love how I am getting my fill of WTF today, lol.
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    lava_tomato Female 13-17
    168 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    I was hoping she`d just take it out and bite it.
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    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    Heh those cucumbers do get around!
  36. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    funny yet creepy
  37. Profile photo of JoeTheRipper
    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
    288 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    Strange, but still funny.
  38. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    Haha, it was really funny! Did anyone else notice the guy staring at her in the backround of the "farmers market" scene?
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    Samela Female 18-29
    192 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    There were two guys who took a second longer look during that farmer`s market scene. I wonder how they talked her into doing that part in public.
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    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    very very funny
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    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    ha.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    so now IAB is turning into a beastiality,fruit and vegetable fettish site...i think i want the religious and political posts that wars would be waged over back
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    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    "hey baby, cucum here often?"

    best. pickup line. EVER!

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    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    This video rocks.
    But, IAB is all about the sexual or anti-sexual posts lately.
  45. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    Uhn Tis Uhn Tis Uhn Tis!
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    Have any of you eaten cucumbers with salt and lemon. Its delicious
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    waath1 Male 18-29
    436 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    Does anyone recognise the voice of the cucumber? He sounds way familiar.

    She`s cute. I always get dolled up like that to go to the market. I`m a sucker for blow-waved fabulouslness when shopping for organic coffee beans.

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    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:57 am
    So that`s called a cucumber in the states? Because where I`m from that`s a zucchini. If you tried it on with what I know as a cucumber you could get very hurt...
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    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:45 am
    lol he had balls....
  50. Profile photo of lagatitamala
    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:46 am
    who cares whether a cucumber is a veggie or fruit....dont get your dill in a pickle lol
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    Scat91 Female 13-17
    89 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 5:10 am
    who ever made this had too much time on their hands.

    otherwise it was amusing =]

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    driftingby Female 13-17
    57 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 7:03 am
    I think I would have been a little more freaked out by a talking cucumber.

    but that was hilarious!

  53. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    R O F L
  54. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    ROFL!! omg that was hilarious.. and the cucumber kinda sounded like owen wilson XD

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