Forbidden Fruit

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
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Let"s just can the innuendo and call a cucumber a dildo, here. (Possibly NSFW.)
Credits: ThePitNYC
There are 53 comments:
Female 5,222
ROFL!! omg that was hilarious.. and the cucumber kinda sounded like owen wilson XD
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Female 1,063
R O F L
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Female 57
I think I would have been a little more freaked out by a talking cucumber.

but that was hilarious!

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Female 89
who ever made this had too much time on their hands.

otherwise it was amusing =]

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Female 194
who cares whether a cucumber is a veggie or fruit....dont get your dill in a pickle lol
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Female 194
lol he had balls....
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Male 1,266
So that`s called a cucumber in the states? Because where I`m from that`s a zucchini. If you tried it on with what I know as a cucumber you could get very hurt...
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Male 436
Does anyone recognise the voice of the cucumber? He sounds way familiar.

She`s cute. I always get dolled up like that to go to the market. I`m a sucker for blow-waved fabulouslness when shopping for organic coffee beans.

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Male 7,933
Have any of you eaten cucumbers with salt and lemon. Its delicious
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Male 848
Uhn Tis Uhn Tis Uhn Tis!
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Female 2,258
This video rocks.
But, IAB is all about the sexual or anti-sexual posts lately.
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Male 210
"hey baby, cucum here often?"

best. pickup line. EVER!

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Male 2,160
so now IAB is turning into a beastiality,fruit and vegetable fettish site...i think i want the religious and political posts that wars would be waged over back
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Male 1,109
ha.
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Male 541
very very funny
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Female 192
There were two guys who took a second longer look during that farmer`s market scene. I wonder how they talked her into doing that part in public.
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Female 1,441
Haha, it was really funny! Did anyone else notice the guy staring at her in the backround of the "farmers market" scene?
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Male 288
Strange, but still funny.
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Male 115
funny yet creepy
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Male 1,053
Heh those cucumbers do get around!
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Female 168
I was hoping she`d just take it out and bite it.
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Male 97
Okay... I love how I am getting my fill of WTF today, lol.
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Male 637
She has my mayonnaise! Hellman`s! Also, I would have thrown that thing in the oven if it started talking to me.
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Male 3,369
Oo. I like a girl in glasses!

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Female 2,228
That`s gonna take years of therapy to wash out of the old brain.
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Male 410
XD pass the mayo!
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Male 1,148
XD that was brilliant!
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Female 374
XD that was genius!
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Female 1,470
Wth is up with Iab today Jesus so f-up links
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Female 1,407
Heheh, this gave me a crave for a salad. ^_^
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Male 9,306
Ending was so expected but so damn funny! XD
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Male 369
where`d the kiwis cum from?

see what I did there?


no i`m confused.... we come from new zealand..... im so confused WHAT DID YOU DO??!!

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Male 455
Cucumbers are indeed fruit. They hold seeds either inside themselves or around themselves (like a strawberry). A fruit is basically a plant`s uterus. A vegetable is the plant itself, but does not produce viable fruit.
On a side note, I`m glad I don`t get into sexually charged conversations with my food on a slow weekend.
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Male 724
That girl reminded me of a girl that goes to my school.
._.;;
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Male 39
"and that my friend, is how to make a pickle."

lol

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Male 455
Cucumbers are indeed fruit. They hold seeds either inside themselves or around themselves (lie a strawberry). A fruit is basically a plant`s uterus. A vegetable is the plant itself, but does not produce viable fruit.
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Female 290
Well, I think I would be a little worried if all of the sudden I saw talking cucambers.
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Male 1,244
Nice Ike
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Male 762
Very childish , but i did chuckle i guess so i cant really bitch about it :-)
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Female 403
freaaaaaky.
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Male 2,616
The cucumber thing isn`t a joke. The giggling that always surrounds discussion of it probably makes it seem like one though.
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Female 721
Well that just made me hungry.
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Male 1,091
WOW she is so hot!
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Female 1,589
Do people actually use cucumbers? O_O It`s always used as a joke.
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Male 29
ROFL thats hilarious!
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Male 2,028
Errr...funny but...a little disturbing...
And by the way...Fancylad is correct in saying cucumbers ARE fruit.
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Male 2,703
where`d the kiwis cum from?

see what I did there?

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Male 2,788
that was


hot.

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Male 707
and that my friend, is how to make a pickle.
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Male 2,616
Hey, fancylad. Cucum here often?
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Male 509
Aren`t cucumbers vegetables?
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Male 215
that was dumb
i like how the cucumber kept moving around
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Male 20,304
Link: Forbidden Fruit [Rate Link] - Let`s just can the innuendo and call a cucumber a dildo, here. (Possibly NSFW.)
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