Escape >> Portal

Submitted by: kampsjaak 9 years ago in Games

You wake up in a test facility somewhere in Middle America to a computer voice telling you there is no hope!
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Female 7
stupid fake game
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Male 1
you have to go to the site www.kongregate.com/games/getspent/portal-new then type in the code that has been mentioned in previous spoilers! if u want to play proper portal go here >BETTER PORTAL<>BETTER PORTAL<
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Female 145
Ripoff.
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Female 344
I`m going to make myself a cake and eat it and not play this crappy game.
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Male 48
YES!! I finally figured it out!!! :->

[spoiler]Hah! Fooled you the games a fake.}-)
[/spoiler]

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Male 48
Im going to shoot this game with a HARPOON!!!! >-(
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Male 1
For those of you who STILL think this is a game, IT IS NOT. I decompiled it and this guy is just trying to waste your time. There is just that one sound file, and well, its just a huge fake. The people at the other site actually made an ending, though :)
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Male 23
no body seems to realize... the cake is a lie..
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Male 762
nick - June 2,2008 - 2:02 pm

it is a fake game a teen posted. there is no solution… it’s just supposed to frustrate you.

even if you go look at the game designers profile, and what he is trying to tell the people about the game, you will realize that no 18 year old teaches college classes.

he’s just a liar trying to mess with as many people as possible.

i`m gonna beleive that , goodbye terrible portal game

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Male 970
ame sux
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Female 202
...and a game that will actually tell you when you have found the solution...

Good game, my a$$!

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Male 21
its quite a good game...
it just requiers a paper,pen and patience...
and a lot of time...
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Male 2,619
Well I think the guy who made it is a sausage-jockey
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Female 202
Well, I`m pissed off that IAB wasted my time, because I`d already tried the winning code and it obviously didn`t work here.

By the way, you can figure out the first colour by a method I mentioned in an earlier post about adding up colours. I would be interested if anyone has a logical reason for the last colour, because I just tried each of the three colours that I`d already used until one worked.

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Male 98
did anyone consider the possibility that theres no answer and they`re just messing with our heads
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Male 275
I think Middle America is supposed to mean Central America.
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Male 1,244
This version of Portal in 2D is better, for all of you that think this sucks. (I beat it - you cant)
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Male 988
theres another Flash Portal game on the internet that is much better. Also, the real portal is the best.
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Male 92
Got pissed off with the first part. Bad way to start a game.
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Female 268
Hahaha, how amusing. Hmmm I may go play the real portal now.
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Female 1,142
I love how this has absolutely nothing to do with Portal... the real one, that is.
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Male 58
Sucks, real portal is better, dun have money for that? Theres a flash portal which is still better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 725
That voice is just goddamn annoying
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Male 208
Yeah I give up on this.
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Male 637
The only bit of information you really needed to know was what the fake-GlaDos said, that she lies, from the note, and that only three of four colors are used. Just from that you can find the first three colors. Going by what she said, which was not to start with green, and that yellow isn`t first, you would have to assume that she`s telling the truth about one, and the other isn`t used at all, and that both Blue and Red are used. For blue and red she says Blue isn`t second twice, which would imply that it is... which it is. Also, she said Red isn`t second or third, and since you can only assume blue is second, red would have to be third. To get the last two, I just guessed between the colors I had left. It`s important not to over-think it, and I was annoyed that the combinations I tried didn`t work on here when I had it figured out.
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Male 1,725
wow, crap version of flash portal, which was based on real portal. thats true crap right there. portal was amazing, but i dont even want to look at this
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Male 407
Dont try, i-a-b version doesnt get u anywhere.
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Female 118
I didnt even try to get out
that voice was just getting annoying
and now I really want some cake :(
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Female 114
oh alright. dang, i was hoping there was some neat explination for the answer. oh well :-(. ahaha cake
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Male 407
It didnt say how the code was determined, or actually i dont give a crap now, because im done with that game ,it made me play detective for no reason.. and i want my damn cake.
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Male 177
o my god...IAB !!REALLY!! needs to work on the games they let onto the site, or this will happen
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Female 114
Im lurking through the comments on kongregate but i cant see where it explains how the code is determined.
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Male 814
bah....so somebody finally spilled the code...
i gotta say tho, it didn`t seem to be real at first, if only because all y`all are almost never so honourable as to actually not give away the answer ;)
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Male 446
apparently the first version of this game didn`t have an ending. IAB picked up the older version.
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Male 7,933
Im pissed off
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Male 954
Yeah it only works on Kongregate.
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Male 7,933
^^^
Im going to check that out. But I would be mad as hell. That was the first code i tried but it didnt work
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Female 23
For people who don`t want to google, here`s the link to where the yellow blue red red yellow works.
Here
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Male 63
Well, I was almost right... IAB is faked. :P
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Male 954
And that is a load of hoarse poo "those smart enough to complete this"
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Male 407
oh then WTF i-a-b.. it does work on the other website
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Male 63
It`s true. The game is faked. Right-click on the game and click rewind. The game will spazz out and keep repeating the loading screen, despite the fact that `GLaDOS` is talking. Also, the forward button in the right click menu does not work as it does in many flash games. What a waste of time. lol
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Male 560
and it still sucks imo
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Male 954
this "game" is annoying and completely idiotic
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Male 560
it wont work here but on kongregate it works.
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Male 954
well idk but the code didnt work either
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Male 407
Wait so that means the game is real?
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Male 446
"didnt work neoretro"


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Male 407
so is this fake or not..
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Male 560
I got it.

[spoiler]Yellow
Blue
Red
Red
Yellow[/spoiler]

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Male 954
Its a fake the game code doesn`t lead anywhere. Even the loading screen is fake.
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Male 407
wtf
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Male 407
I dont get this system!

When i press a code and click the knob, does it restart on itself or am i just adding up colors?!

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Male 446
Yellow, blue, red, red, yellow, then click the door knob
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Male 954
didnt work neoretro
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Male 407
gah
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Male 7,933
"I tried googling a walkthrough, and I found this link. Basically, people are saying the game`s a fake."

....
Cheeky Bastards

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Male 814
Ohnjaynb, my calcs say 3240 possible combinations... :S
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Female 23
I tried googling a walkthrough, and I found this link. Basically, people are saying the game`s a fake.
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Male 407
I dont get this system!

When i press a code and click the knob, does it restart on itself or am i just adding up colors?!

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Male 7,933
and everyone remember the combination you put before hand just in case you get it right
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Male 407
i still dont get the 8 16 24 hint.
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Male 407
yeah, but what is the beginning, and when does the beginning stop?
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Male 7,933
maybe Starting and Reverse show that only at the beginning she is using reverse psychology

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Male 954
yeah look at the graphics i doubt this guy spent alout of time on the riddle either
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Male 592
if you wanna do a brute force attack just remember that by my estimates, there are nearly a thousand possible combinations possible (those that use only 3 colors and have 5 colors) although my estimate still accounts for those that use 2 colors or 1 color. hmm maybe i`ll crunch my numbers again.
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Male 407
I dont know.. i feel like we`re either playing with an impossible game or we just missed somethign really important and now i just feel really stupid
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Male 446
"If you look at the portals, they are yellow, orange-red, blue, and light blue. No green"

don`t read too much into things. it might mislead you

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Female 202
xboxman... what makes you think nobody noticed it? We`re all talking about which colour isn`t used and 5 buttons... where the heck do you think we got that information?
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Male 7,933
If you look at the portals, they are yellow, orange-red, blue, and light blue. No green
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Male 4
All of us have noticed that xbox.
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Male 954
i noticed that xboxman
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Male 380
Im suprised nobody noticed the "you must hit the buttons 5 times but only using 3 out of the 4" on the note

>>

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Male 407
GWAHH>_< I dont get this...
anyone else getting freaked out?

how come he wrote "e" correctly on the side, but wrote "e" backwards on the message..

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Male 45
Is there anyone here who has the time for a brute force attack on the code (i.e. just try every combination)?
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Male 432
The note says it`s a sequence of 5 and only 3 numbers are used. The voice said red isn`t used, so it`s a combination of red, blue and yellow.

or not, i`m not sure

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Male 4
I just noticed that Ash, if he has gotten out he wouldn`t have said "WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE i am going to build a cake spaceship."
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Male 2
heh yeah..I just mnt reverse psychology, not reverse reverse
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Male 954
yeah what the hell is that
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Male 407
Hm, well the note seems pretty false because if the person did find the code, he`d write it down.. but no, he`s dead because HE DIDNT find the code.
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Male 446
the note has an arrow pointing up. what the hell is that?
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Male 954
oh wait now i get what your saying
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Male 954
so S,K,D?
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Male 407
Okay I have an idea, where it says STARTING and REVERSE, it is in black lettering, and the letters and numbers in the side is in black too, so why not look for what numbers the letter in STARTING and REVERSE are in position with


Sorry my english is terrible :)

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Male 954
im freaking out here
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Male 2
what if were thinking about this all wrong
the voice is using reverse reverse psychology, but if the voice knows about the note, then mabey its telling the truth,
it says red isnt 1st 2nd 3rd or 4th, so mabey red is 5th
it says yellow isnt first, and it isnt used at all
if green isnt first, then it could be 2nd, 3rd or 4th
and if blue isnt second, then it could be 1st, 3rd or 4th
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Male 954
i noticed that to i think this guy is putting in decoy clues and wheres my cake???
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Male 407
well, look at /x/ someone alerted them of us
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Male 63
Oh and that `no clue` was for `yeah but what does x stand for ?`
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Male 63
No clue. :p Just noticed that `no` and `13` are also kinda circled with pencil.

P.S. Also notice that the words `starting` and `reverse` are in black writing, not red.

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Male 954
oooook good luck with that one Asheren
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Male 954
come on guy we have some of the best IAB minds working on this we can do it (a touch of sarcasm)
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Male 407
x stands for /x/ WHICH IS IN 4CHAN! THEY MUST KNOW THE ANSWER!
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Male 954
yeah but what does x stand for ?
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Male 954
this game is really making go crazy
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Male 63
Maybe the number (24) corresponds to the letter that is 24th in the alphabet (x)?
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Male 954
ok this non-nice individual is messing with our drating heads (I censored myself don`t worry)
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Male 954
wait there are also letters on the other side
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Male 7,933
I saw it mybones, of course, I would see it again if the game let me. After it loads and I click on play or credits I get a black screen and an arrow pointing me back
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Male 954
yeah i noticed that to mybones
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Male 954
then count down or up from red or green

or this non-nice individual made a logic puzzle that makes no sense and has no answer

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Male 4
A small note, if you mouse over the note it shows the message on it, I am sure almost everyone has gotten that. But if you keep your mouse still and click, the number 24 on the right sight of the paper moves. Not sure as to what this means but nobody has mentioned it yet.
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Male 954
so you get colors 1,2,3?
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Male 954
i mean 8
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Male 954
Maybe divide the numbers by three
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Male 5
my understanding of 8. 16. 24 was 8 and 16 are blue and yellow and 24 is green
B+Y=G 8+16=24 but after that i couldn`t figure anythingmre out
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Male 7,933
Now it doesnt even let me play?
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Male 7,933
How did you get red being 4
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Male 7,933
I was wondering what 8,16, and 24 makes.
I was trying to go letters and I get H,P,X. No clues there
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Female 202
I had an idea but it didn`t go anywhere. I`m going to post it here anyway, just in case it sparks a more useful idea in someone else:

I was thinking that the reference in the note to using colours 8, 16 and 24 might be an oblique reference to RGB colour. And Red + Green = Yellow, so maybe that`s why all three of those colours are mentioned for the 1st button. By that reasoning and assuming the reverse psych bit to be true, I had the 1st button being Yellow, the 2nd being Blue and the 4th being Red, with Green the colour not used at all. But that reasoning left me with no information for buttons 3 and 5, and trial and error with Y, B and R for those buttons didn`t achieve anything.

At this point I`m thinking that this puzzle is badly designed and I`m not going to bother trying it further. I`m curious about the answer though, mostly to confirm that it requires leaps of guess work and that insufficient information was provided to figure it out logically.

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Female 250
i am stuck too. the riddle makes no sence.
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Male 7,933
IM CRYING IN THE FEATLE POSITION
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Male 7,933
SOMEONE POST THE ANSWERS!!!
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Male 7,933
I think Green is the one you dont press
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Male 7,933
im stuck on level 1
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Male 407
Lol Yeah NinjaKunai ive been waiting
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Male 7,933
Middle America?
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Male 75
i turned it off after 2 seconds that voice gave me some brain damage
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Male 407
Damn. Making me get a freaking headache
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Male 1,078
this game sucks.
and i cant get past the first door.
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Male 5
how do i get past the door?
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Female 245
you cut me open and i keep bleeding i keep keep bleeding blood
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Male 115
real portal kicks this portals donkey. and Glados sounds much better.
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Male 5
yeah, i can`t even seem to get past the door.
[spoiler]the note says shes using reverse psychoology, okay, but then she goes on to say green is not 1, blue is not 2, yellow is not used and isnt 1, red isnt 2 3 1 or 4. if i were listening to the note and using reverse psych that would mean: green is 1st, blue is 2nd, yellow is infact used but is also some how 1st, and red is 1st 2nd 3rd and 4th.[/spoiler] why can`t i get this
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Female 143
yea the real portal is abajillion times better
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Female 338
TheBeast
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
15 Posts Wednesday, June 25, 2008 3:52:21 PM
The real Portal is way better.

I agree. : )

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Male 123
I got passed. Read the note.
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Female 4,225
ok...what?
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Female 5,139
wtf i am so confused
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Female 526
....obnoxious
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Male 336
GlaDOS would be rolling in her grave...

but she is still alive

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Male 548
ya kinda annoying
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Male 79
The real Portal is way better.
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Male 907
Boooring.
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Male 6
Link: Escape >> Portal [Rate Link] - You wake up in a test facility somewhere in Middle America to a computer voice telling you there is no hope!
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