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Date: 06/25/08 03:45 PM

135 Responses to Escape >> Portal

  1. Profile photo of kampsjaak
    kampsjaak Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    Link: Escape >> Portal - You wake up in a test facility somewhere in Middle America to a computer voice telling you there is no hope!
  2. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    Boooring.
  3. Profile photo of TheBeast
    TheBeast Male 13-17
    79 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    The real Portal is way better.
  4. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    ya kinda annoying
  5. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    GlaDOS would be rolling in her grave...

    but she is still alive

  6. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    ....obnoxious
  7. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    wtf i am so confused
  8. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    ok...what?
  9. Profile photo of kja1995
    kja1995 Male 18-29
    124 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    I got passed. Read the note.
  10. Profile photo of ilovem0nkey
    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
    338 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    TheBeast
    Male, 13-17, Midwest US
    15 Posts Wednesday, June 25, 2008 3:52:21 PM
    The real Portal is way better.

    I agree. : )

  11. Profile photo of macjanette
    macjanette Female 13-17
    143 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    yea the real portal is abajillion times better
  12. Profile photo of cptjaredkent
    cptjaredkent Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    yeah, i can`t even seem to get past the door.
    the note says shes using reverse psychoology, okay, but then she goes on to say green is not 1, blue is not 2, yellow is not used and isnt 1, red isnt 2 3 1 or 4. if i were listening to the note and using reverse psych that would mean: green is 1st, blue is 2nd, yellow is infact used but is also some how 1st, and red is 1st 2nd 3rd and 4th. why can`t i get this
  13. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    real portal kicks this portals donkey. and Glados sounds much better.
  14. Profile photo of youturnmeon
    youturnmeon Female 70 & Over
    245 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    you cut me open and i keep bleeding i keep keep bleeding blood
  15. Profile photo of cptjaredkent
    cptjaredkent Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    how do i get past the door?
  16. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    this game sucks.
    and i cant get past the first door.
  17. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    Damn. Making me get a freaking headache
  18. Profile photo of day456
    day456 Male 18-29
    75 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    i turned it off after 2 seconds that voice gave me some brain damage
  19. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    Middle America?
  20. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    Lol Yeah NinjaKunai ive been waiting
  21. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    im stuck on level 1
  22. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    I think Green is the one you dont press
  23. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    SOMEONE POST THE ANSWERS!!!
  24. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    IM CRYING IN THE FEATLE POSITION
  25. Profile photo of vancouverite
    vancouverite Female 18-29
    250 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    i am stuck too. the riddle makes no sence.
  26. Profile photo of weirdgrrl
    weirdgrrl Female 30-39
    202 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    I had an idea but it didn`t go anywhere. I`m going to post it here anyway, just in case it sparks a more useful idea in someone else:

    I was thinking that the reference in the note to using colours 8, 16 and 24 might be an oblique reference to RGB colour. And Red + Green = Yellow, so maybe that`s why all three of those colours are mentioned for the 1st button. By that reasoning and assuming the reverse psych bit to be true, I had the 1st button being Yellow, the 2nd being Blue and the 4th being Red, with Green the colour not used at all. But that reasoning left me with no information for buttons 3 and 5, and trial and error with Y, B and R for those buttons didn`t achieve anything.

    At this point I`m thinking that this puzzle is badly designed and I`m not going to bother trying it further. I`m curious about the answer though, mostly to confirm that it requires leaps of guess work and that insufficient information was provided to figure it out logically.

  27. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:20 pm
    I was wondering what 8,16, and 24 makes.
    I was trying to go letters and I get H,P,X. No clues there
  28. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    How did you get red being 4
  29. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    Now it doesnt even let me play?
  30. Profile photo of cptjaredkent
    cptjaredkent Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    my understanding of 8. 16. 24 was 8 and 16 are blue and yellow and 24 is green
    B+Y=G 8+16=24 but after that i couldn`t figure anythingmre out
  31. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    Maybe divide the numbers by three
  32. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    i mean 8
  33. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    so you get colors 1,2,3?
  34. Profile photo of Mybones
    Mybones Male 13-17
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    June 25, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    A small note, if you mouse over the note it shows the message on it, I am sure almost everyone has gotten that. But if you keep your mouse still and click, the number 24 on the right sight of the paper moves. Not sure as to what this means but nobody has mentioned it yet.
  35. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    then count down or up from red or green

    or this non-nice individual made a logic puzzle that makes no sense and has no answer

  36. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    yeah i noticed that to mybones
  37. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    I saw it mybones, of course, I would see it again if the game let me. After it loads and I click on play or credits I get a black screen and an arrow pointing me back
  38. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    wait there are also letters on the other side
  39. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    ok this non-nice individual is messing with our drating heads (I censored myself don`t worry)
  40. Profile photo of Dukem
    Dukem Male 13-17
    63 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    Maybe the number (24) corresponds to the letter that is 24th in the alphabet (x)?
  41. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    this game is really making go crazy
  42. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    yeah but what does x stand for ?
  43. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    x stands for /x/ WHICH IS IN 4CHAN! THEY MUST KNOW THE ANSWER!
  44. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    come on guy we have some of the best IAB minds working on this we can do it (a touch of sarcasm)
  45. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    oooook good luck with that one Asheren
  46. Profile photo of Dukem
    Dukem Male 13-17
    63 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    No clue. :p Just noticed that `no` and `13` are also kinda circled with pencil.

    P.S. Also notice that the words `starting` and `reverse` are in black writing, not red.

  47. Profile photo of Dukem
    Dukem Male 13-17
    63 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    Oh and that `no clue` was for `yeah but what does x stand for ?`
  48. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    well, look at /x/ someone alerted them of us
  49. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    i noticed that to i think this guy is putting in decoy clues and wheres my cake???
  50. Profile photo of vDarkWolfv
    vDarkWolfv Male 18-29
    2 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    what if were thinking about this all wrong
    the voice is using reverse reverse psychology, but if the voice knows about the note, then mabey its telling the truth,
    it says red isnt 1st 2nd 3rd or 4th, so mabey red is 5th
    it says yellow isnt first, and it isnt used at all
    if green isnt first, then it could be 2nd, 3rd or 4th
    and if blue isnt second, then it could be 1st, 3rd or 4th
  51. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    im freaking out here
  52. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    Okay I have an idea, where it says STARTING and REVERSE, it is in black lettering, and the letters and numbers in the side is in black too, so why not look for what numbers the letter in STARTING and REVERSE are in position with


    Sorry my english is terrible :)

  53. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    so S,K,D?
  54. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    oh wait now i get what your saying
  55. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    the note has an arrow pointing up. what the hell is that?
  56. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    Hm, well the note seems pretty false because if the person did find the code, he`d write it down.. but no, he`s dead because HE DIDNT find the code.
  57. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    yeah what the hell is that
  58. Profile photo of vDarkWolfv
    vDarkWolfv Male 18-29
    2 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    heh yeah..I just mnt reverse psychology, not reverse reverse
  59. Profile photo of Mybones
    Mybones Male 13-17
    4 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    I just noticed that Ash, if he has gotten out he wouldn`t have said "WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE i am going to build a cake spaceship."
  60. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    The note says it`s a sequence of 5 and only 3 numbers are used. The voice said red isn`t used, so it`s a combination of red, blue and yellow.

    or not, i`m not sure

  61. Profile photo of paragon12321
    paragon12321 Male 13-17
    45 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    Is there anyone here who has the time for a brute force attack on the code (i.e. just try every combination)?
  62. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    GWAHH>_< I dont get this...
    anyone else getting freaked out?

    how come he wrote "e" correctly on the side, but wrote "e" backwards on the message..

  63. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    Im suprised nobody noticed the "you must hit the buttons 5 times but only using 3 out of the 4" on the note

    >>

  64. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    i noticed that xboxman
  65. Profile photo of Mybones
    Mybones Male 13-17
    4 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    All of us have noticed that xbox.
  66. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    If you look at the portals, they are yellow, orange-red, blue, and light blue. No green
  67. Profile photo of weirdgrrl
    weirdgrrl Female 30-39
    202 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    xboxman... what makes you think nobody noticed it? We`re all talking about which colour isn`t used and 5 buttons... where the heck do you think we got that information?
  68. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    "If you look at the portals, they are yellow, orange-red, blue, and light blue. No green"

    don`t read too much into things. it might mislead you

  69. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    I dont know.. i feel like we`re either playing with an impossible game or we just missed somethign really important and now i just feel really stupid
  70. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    if you wanna do a brute force attack just remember that by my estimates, there are nearly a thousand possible combinations possible (those that use only 3 colors and have 5 colors) although my estimate still accounts for those that use 2 colors or 1 color. hmm maybe i`ll crunch my numbers again.
  71. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    yeah look at the graphics i doubt this guy spent alout of time on the riddle either
  72. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    maybe Starting and Reverse show that only at the beginning she is using reverse psychology

  73. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    yeah, but what is the beginning, and when does the beginning stop?
  74. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    i still dont get the 8 16 24 hint.
  75. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    and everyone remember the combination you put before hand just in case you get it right
  76. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    I dont get this system!

    When i press a code and click the knob, does it restart on itself or am i just adding up colors?!

  77. Profile photo of tinsolitus
    tinsolitus Female 18-29
    23 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    I tried googling a walkthrough, and I found this link. Basically, people are saying the game`s a fake.
  78. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    Ohnjaynb, my calcs say 3240 possible combinations... :S
  79. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    "I tried googling a walkthrough, and I found this link. Basically, people are saying the game`s a fake."

    ....
    Cheeky Bastards

  80. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    gah
  81. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    didnt work neoretro
  82. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    Yellow, blue, red, red, yellow, then click the door knob
  83. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    I dont get this system!

    When i press a code and click the knob, does it restart on itself or am i just adding up colors?!

  84. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    wtf
  85. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    Its a fake the game code doesn`t lead anywhere. Even the loading screen is fake.
  86. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    I got it.

    Yellow
    Blue
    Red
    Red
    Yellow

  87. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    so is this fake or not..
  88. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    "didnt work neoretro"


  89. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    Wait so that means the game is real?
  90. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    well idk but the code didnt work either
  91. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    it wont work here but on kongregate it works.
  92. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    this "game" is annoying and completely idiotic
  93. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    and it still sucks imo
  94. Profile photo of Dukem
    Dukem Male 13-17
    63 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    It`s true. The game is faked. Right-click on the game and click rewind. The game will spazz out and keep repeating the loading screen, despite the fact that `GLaDOS` is talking. Also, the forward button in the right click menu does not work as it does in many flash games. What a waste of time. lol
  95. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    oh then WTF i-a-b.. it does work on the other website
  96. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    And that is a load of hoarse poo "those smart enough to complete this"
  97. Profile photo of Dukem
    Dukem Male 13-17
    63 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    Well, I was almost right... IAB is faked. :P
  98. Profile photo of tinsolitus
    tinsolitus Female 18-29
    23 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    For people who don`t want to google, here`s the link to where the yellow blue red red yellow works.
    Here
  99. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    ^^^
    Im going to check that out. But I would be mad as hell. That was the first code i tried but it didnt work
  100. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    Yeah it only works on Kongregate.
  101. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    Im pissed off
  102. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    apparently the first version of this game didn`t have an ending. IAB picked up the older version.
  103. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    bah....so somebody finally spilled the code...
    i gotta say tho, it didn`t seem to be real at first, if only because all y`all are almost never so honourable as to actually not give away the answer ;)
  104. Profile photo of pinkie05
    pinkie05 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    Im lurking through the comments on kongregate but i cant see where it explains how the code is determined.
  105. Profile photo of SyXxlunatic
    SyXxlunatic Male 13-17
    177 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    o my god...IAB !!REALLY!! needs to work on the games they let onto the site, or this will happen
  106. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    It didnt say how the code was determined, or actually i dont give a crap now, because im done with that game ,it made me play detective for no reason.. and i want my damn cake.
  107. Profile photo of pinkie05
    pinkie05 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    oh alright. dang, i was hoping there was some neat explination for the answer. oh well :-(. ahaha cake
  108. Profile photo of Aidieal
    Aidieal Female 18-29
    118 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    I didnt even try to get out
    that voice was just getting annoying
    and now I really want some cake :(
  109. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    Dont try, i-a-b version doesnt get u anywhere.
  110. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
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    June 25, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    wow, crap version of flash portal, which was based on real portal. thats true crap right there. portal was amazing, but i dont even want to look at this
  111. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    The only bit of information you really needed to know was what the fake-GlaDos said, that she lies, from the note, and that only three of four colors are used. Just from that you can find the first three colors. Going by what she said, which was not to start with green, and that yellow isn`t first, you would have to assume that she`s telling the truth about one, and the other isn`t used at all, and that both Blue and Red are used. For blue and red she says Blue isn`t second twice, which would imply that it is... which it is. Also, she said Red isn`t second or third, and since you can only assume blue is second, red would have to be third. To get the last two, I just guessed between the colors I had left. It`s important not to over-think it, and I was annoyed that the combinations I tried didn`t work on here when I had it figured out.
  112. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    Yeah I give up on this.
  113. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
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    June 25, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    That voice is just goddamn annoying
  114. Profile photo of touche
    touche Male 13-17
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    June 25, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    Sucks, real portal is better, dun have money for that? Theres a flash portal which is still better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  115. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 11:50 pm
    I love how this has absolutely nothing to do with Portal... the real one, that is.
  116. Profile photo of paramecium
    paramecium Female 18-29
    268 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 4:34 am
    Hahaha, how amusing. Hmmm I may go play the real portal now.
  117. Profile photo of Hazman
    Hazman Male 13-17
    92 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 7:49 am
    Got pissed off with the first part. Bad way to start a game.
  118. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
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    June 26, 2008 at 8:09 am
    theres another Flash Portal game on the internet that is much better. Also, the real portal is the best.
  119. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 9:26 am
    This version of Portal in 2D is better, for all of you that think this sucks. (I beat it - you cant)
  120. Profile photo of GeN_Ex
    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
    276 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:36 am
    I think Middle America is supposed to mean Central America.
  121. Profile photo of doomyman
    doomyman Male 18-29
    98 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:58 am
    did anyone consider the possibility that theres no answer and they`re just messing with our heads
  122. Profile photo of weirdgrrl
    weirdgrrl Female 30-39
    202 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    Well, I`m pissed off that IAB wasted my time, because I`d already tried the winning code and it obviously didn`t work here.

    By the way, you can figure out the first colour by a method I mentioned in an earlier post about adding up colours. I would be interested if anyone has a logical reason for the last colour, because I just tried each of the three colours that I`d already used until one worked.

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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    Well I think the guy who made it is a sausage-jockey
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    ColdOne Male 13-17
    21 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 5:07 am
    its quite a good game...
    it just requiers a paper,pen and patience...
    and a lot of time...
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    weirdgrrl Female 30-39
    202 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    ...and a game that will actually tell you when you have found the solution...

    Good game, my a$$!

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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 4:49 am
    ame sux
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    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    nick - June 2,2008 - 2:02 pm

    it is a fake game a teen posted. there is no solution… it’s just supposed to frustrate you.

    even if you go look at the game designers profile, and what he is trying to tell the people about the game, you will realize that no 18 year old teaches college classes.

    he’s just a liar trying to mess with as many people as possible.

    i`m gonna beleive that , goodbye terrible portal game

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    Ian2332 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    no body seems to realize... the cake is a lie..
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    crazy991 Male 13-17
    1 post
    July 1, 2008 at 11:56 am
    For those of you who STILL think this is a game, IT IS NOT. I decompiled it and this guy is just trying to waste your time. There is just that one sound file, and well, its just a huge fake. The people at the other site actually made an ending, though :)
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    Master-Jedi Male 13-17
    48 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    Im going to shoot this game with a HARPOON!!!! >-(
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    Master-Jedi Male 13-17
    48 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    YES!! I finally figured it out!!! :->

    Hah! Fooled you the games a fake.}-)

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    Akito Female 18-29
    344 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    I`m going to make myself a cake and eat it and not play this crappy game.
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    MariRAWR Female 13-17
    145 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 4:56 am
    Ripoff.
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    round_out Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 8, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    you have to go to the site www.kongregate.com/games/getspent/portal-new then type in the code that has been mentioned in previous spoilers! if u want to play proper portal go here >BETTER PORTAL<>BETTER PORTAL<
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    kitty_cat54 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    stupid fake game

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