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Category: Weird
Date: 06/27/08 04:32 PM

41 Responses to Dimitri: The Lover and Seducer

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18935 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    Link: Dimitri: The Lover and Seducer - Wouldn`t you love a man like Dimitri to romance you and court you they way he does in these--ahem--``charming`` calls?
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    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    what the F?
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    she should call him back. the crazies are always a good investment
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    SoupaMario Male 18-29
    221 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    He seems like a nice guy...
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    ^ If you`re into creepy, delusional, arrogant jackasses.
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    jasonlowe Male 18-29
    90 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    Wow, this is freakin great!
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    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    His Website
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    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    "Nothing wrong with me" LOL, who`s he trying to kid?!
    I still love the name Dimitri (or Dmitri, rather...), and no amount of creepiness would change that :P
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    SmoyBuddy1 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    Wow, and why has he thought up all the reasons she hasn`t called back? Most people I know don`t sit around "Oh, this girl didn`t call me back, I wonder why... Oh, I know, her mom has cancer!"
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    I`m extremly intelligent, I like long walks on the beach, I LIKE TO TORTURE SMALL ANIMALS!, I`m a very good cook, I`m good with children, SNUFF FILMS MAKE ME HOT!!! There`s nothing odd or creepy about me. RUB MY NIPPLES AND CALL ME MUFFIN!! Anyway, call me!
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    lmfao ^ seriously what an obnoxious twat.
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    This guy is such a creep!!

    lol, he sais she`s extremedly pasive agressive, and he wants her to be psicologicaly normal

    omg, what a freak, I`ve listen to the whole thing, cos it`s super funny and I enjoy laughing at others embarasment from time to time. :P

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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    9 out of 10 hot chicks say no... The smart guy tries 10 times!
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    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
    414 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    ahhhh scary
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    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    Sooo...did she call him back eventually?
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    I`m offended for that woman. What a douche bag!
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    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    ahhhhh thats why when a guy ask me for my number i give him my boyfriend`s cell phone number so he can confront him.
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    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    and thats just the most creepy phone call and that guy sounds like an a$$hole.
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    deadroach Female 18-29
    12 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    hahaha he needs help >.<
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    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    He totally sounds like a manipulative d-bag. And, coincidentally, sounds like a guy I was thinking about hooking up with before he went all psycho crazy. Hope she called him to tell him to get bent. Preferably from a pay phone so he couldn`t track the number, lol. What an ass.
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    lava_tomato Female 13-17
    168 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    the weirdest message I`ve ever gotten was a little kid calling me Uncle.
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    Chrisern Male 18-29
    59 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 7:52 pm
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    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    OMFG. ^^^I don`t care if it`s fake cause I`ve met ppl like that before. Creepy bastard.
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    Such a reasonable sounding man.
    There must be nothing wrong with him.
    He even said so himself. Several times.
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    tricia1342 Female 30-39
    123 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 9:24 pm
    The pictures really helped out. Picture from American Psycho shown with the statement "There is nothing wrong with me." made me laugh hard.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    someone should try calling his number.
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    Granadina Female 18-29
    4 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    Ha ha. Reminds me of something that happened at a club once. This guy would not leave me alone event after I told him to get lost and said you really seem crazy, i`m a great catch I already have 4 girlfriends.

    I would change my number.

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    brittle89 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    the best part is that her name is Olga
    and the fact that he is "great in bed, and a great catch"
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    stevo3210 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 11:29 pm
    umm..............wh-.............what the #%^@ is wrong with this $h!te of a man! He must be 30 years old and still understands nothing about relationships. People like that fill me with disgust.
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    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 12:52 am
    haha, wow.. What a major creeper. Hope this is fake
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    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 1:03 am
    That was pretty damn hilarious. Wow. He kind of reminded me of Dwight from The Office.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:38 am
    douchebag! yeeeeey...

    anyway, i would call him. somehow, its always smart to be on the side of the phsycoes. becouse when they finally snap, who would you want to be?`the person he likes or the sob bird that makes to much noise that morning after the day he got himself a shotgun???

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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 8:11 am
    id ring him and just stand him up
    that`d make the obnoxious mean person pissed off
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    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 10:03 am
    did he really tell her that her mom has cancer, AND said that SHE was the one with a personality disorder? haha wow...
    it`d be crazy to try and understand what is EXACTLY going on inside the mind of someone like that... haha cause how do you rationalize behavior like that? hmm whateva
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    jen00384 Female 18-29
    229 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    There`s nothing wrong with me. Infact, I am of the few men in this city that has nothing wrong with him...

    O rly?!?

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    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    Even though this is fake, people like this must exisit, and those people scare the crap out of.
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    ChelseyXCunt Female 13-17
    40 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    lmfao, i think something is wrong with him.
    i know people like that, and it`s creepy as hell.
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    Someone like that needs to be confined to the deepest, darkest, underground prison cell they can find.
    Permanently locked away.
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    Deevo114 Male 18-29
    45 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 4:04 am
    omfg this guy is deluded
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    waath1 Male 18-29
    436 posts
    July 3, 2008 at 5:55 am
    @Aguabird: Actually, in the Greek it`s Dimitri, not Dmitri. there`s an "ita" or "I" between the D and M characters in the Greek name.

    I know that cause it`s me old man`s name.

  41. Profile photo of Curtin8780
    Curtin8780 Male 13-17
    109 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    haha "im working on a movie script" haha what a hotshot

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