Dead Hooker Removal Service

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in Funny

Trust me, you might not need it now, but one of these days, you"re going to be glad you took down this guy"s info.
There are 46 comments:
Female 89
haha youve gotta hand it to these guys

they might actually have a useful buisness there =p

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Female 312
Its a joke people, Jesus Christ. The stupid Saw series isn`t real, neither was Hostel, From Hell, Kill Bill, Secret Window.
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Male 405
silly people getting upset hookers aren`t ppl(im j/k) get a sense of humor or just don`t bring your angry comments here, it was meant for laughs not skeptical people to bite new non-nice individuals for everyone
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Male 954
I think We Got a Live One! Got It ! BAM!!!
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Male 11,740
It`s a good thing I logged in today. I almost called the cops to report .... nevermind.
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Female 173
Lol, dark humour.

I wonder how much they would make if it were real xP

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Male 208
They should take this to Vegas, they`d make a fortune.
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Female 1,832
I know this is supposed to be funny but well, its just ... not :-/
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Female 3
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Male 3,296
ha dead hookers....

so funne...................................................................not

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Female 226
Rofl. Before I even read the comments, I tried out the site, not expecting it to be real. Cute!
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Female 532
Well...I found it funny.
Although my sense of humour is very depraved.
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Female 1,062
Since when is violence against women funny? This isn`t humor. It`s just plain filthy misogyny.
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Male 3,325
Two words: Kendall Francois. Which, brings about another two words regarding this video: not funny.
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Male 4,867
they would get loads of bussiness in Ipswich
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Male 1,053
lol this is well gud
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Female 15,763
Dark humor. Ehehehehe.
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Male 909
Well, yeah.
Klondike bars are the $hit.
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Female 312
I actually talked about killing a hooker today. For a Klondike bar. Serious.
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Female 2,674
On the website they have links to pay them at paypal and it says "Please note that by clicking on any of the above buttons and sending uspayment does not mean that we are actually going to do anything at all.Most likely we will just sit on our cans and drink beer until the cowscome home. If you don`t like the fact that you sent us money and we arenot going to refund it (because we are non-nice individuals) that is just too bad. "
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Male 204
HAhahaha The only thing worse than a live hooker, is a dead one.
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Male 603
Yeah, don`t leave `til after the credits.
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Male 68
The EULA on their site is the best of it all!
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Male 180
nice / I think we have a live one ........ got it..... BOOM!!!!
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Female 526
What was that movie? Dirty Deeds? and there`s a bunch of dead hookers in a trunk? idk.. idk. but that was funny a lot.
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Male 1,404
^Here the link

They don`t look very professional though.

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Female 151
Ha! its a real website too!:)
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Female 1,212
LOL WTF
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Female 408
this reminds me of a movie.. with a dead asian hooker.. and they dump her body in the desert or something.. i think matthew perry might have been in it
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Male 506
Howt Dowg, how much they charge?
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Female 432
that`s so wrong but too funny lmao
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Male 609
bwahah at fat man.. ...

just what i always needed, my old clean up crew are going to disappointed i`m changing companys

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Female 239
Do they do the same service for dead chippendales dancers?...I know they`re not really hookers but I have seven of them in my basement and I`m desperate!
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Female 151
Number!What number! I need this now! I have colleagues coming over later!
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Female 15
wish i would have known about them friday night
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Female 101

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Male 4,012
How much?
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Female 306
Well at least you don`t have to pay the hooker.
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Female 64
the sad thing is that he`d probably get a lot of business if this were real. =|
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Female 775
Ha!
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Male 294
nahhh nido, wasnt THAT funny. :/
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Male 1,766
liked the end
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Male 294
`that`s the third time this month`
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Male 9,306
Very dark, but somewhat funny. :P
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Male 294
I liked the hooker floating in the pool :D hahaha
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Male 1,620
Link: Dead Hooker Removal Service [Rate Link] - Trust me, you might not need it now, but one of these days, you`re going to be glad you took down this guy`s info.
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