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Date: 06/21/08 08:16 PM

46 Responses to Dead Hooker Removal Service

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    Link: Dead Hooker Removal Service - Trust me, you might not need it now, but one of these days, you`re going to be glad you took down this guy`s info.
  2. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    I liked the hooker floating in the pool :D hahaha
  3. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    Very dark, but somewhat funny. :P
  4. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    `that`s the third time this month`
  5. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    liked the end
  6. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    nahhh nido, wasnt THAT funny. :/
  7. Profile photo of Ashwindow
    Ashwindow Female 18-29
    775 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    Ha!
  8. Profile photo of jlg_tm
    jlg_tm Female 13-17
    64 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    the sad thing is that he`d probably get a lot of business if this were real. =|
  9. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    Well at least you don`t have to pay the hooker.
  10. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    How much?
  11. Profile photo of kimosabi
    kimosabi Female 13-17
    101 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:34 pm

  12. Profile photo of steph-noz
    steph-noz Female 18-29
    15 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    wish i would have known about them friday night
  13. Profile photo of BillieBored
    BillieBored Female 13-17
    151 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    Number!What number! I need this now! I have colleagues coming over later!
  14. Profile photo of PsychoSis11
    PsychoSis11 Female 13-17
    239 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    Do they do the same service for dead chippendales dancers?...I know they`re not really hookers but I have seven of them in my basement and I`m desperate!
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    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    bwahah at fat man.. ...

    just what i always needed, my old clean up crew are going to disappointed i`m changing companys

  16. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    that`s so wrong but too funny lmao
  17. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    Howt Dowg, how much they charge?
  18. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    this reminds me of a movie.. with a dead asian hooker.. and they dump her body in the desert or something.. i think matthew perry might have been in it
  19. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    LOL WTF
  20. Profile photo of BillieBored
    BillieBored Female 13-17
    151 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    Ha! its a real website too!:)
  21. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    ^Here the link

    They don`t look very professional though.

  22. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    What was that movie? Dirty Deeds? and there`s a bunch of dead hookers in a trunk? idk.. idk. but that was funny a lot.
  23. Profile photo of Alexcools
    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    nice / I think we have a live one ........ got it..... BOOM!!!!
  24. Profile photo of Serio
    Serio Male 13-17
    68 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    The EULA on their site is the best of it all!
  25. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    Yeah, don`t leave `til after the credits.
  26. Profile photo of bonsushi
    bonsushi Male 18-29
    204 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 10:21 pm
    HAhahaha The only thing worse than a live hooker, is a dead one.
  27. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 11:47 pm
    On the website they have links to pay them at paypal and it says "Please note that by clicking on any of the above buttons and sending uspayment does not mean that we are actually going to do anything at all.Most likely we will just sit on our cans and drink beer until the cowscome home. If you don`t like the fact that you sent us money and we arenot going to refund it (because we are non-nice individuals) that is just too bad. "
  28. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:11 am
    I actually talked about killing a hooker today. For a Klondike bar. Serious.
  29. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:53 am
    Well, yeah.
    Klondike bars are the $hit.
  30. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 1:52 am
    Dark humor. Ehehehehe.
  31. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 2:17 am
    lol this is well gud
  32. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 4:36 am
    they would get loads of bussiness in Ipswich
  33. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3281 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 5:38 am
    Two words: Kendall Francois. Which, brings about another two words regarding this video: not funny.
  34. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 8:00 am
    Since when is violence against women funny? This isn`t humor. It`s just plain filthy misogyny.
  35. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:39 am
    Well...I found it funny.
    Although my sense of humour is very depraved.
  36. Profile photo of Eternal76
    Eternal76 Female 30-39
    226 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 9:58 am
    Rofl. Before I even read the comments, I tried out the site, not expecting it to be real. Cute!
  37. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 11:28 am
    ha dead hookers....

    so funne...................................................................not

  38. Profile photo of your_ma
    your_ma Female 50-59
    3 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 11:53 am
    Is this funny? http://www.missingpeople.net/missing_liv...
  39. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    I know this is supposed to be funny but well, its just ... not :-/
  40. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    They should take this to Vegas, they`d make a fortune.
  41. Profile photo of chary
    chary Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    Lol, dark humour.

    I wonder how much they would make if it were real xP

  42. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 22, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    It`s a good thing I logged in today. I almost called the cops to report .... nevermind.
  43. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 7:37 am
    I think We Got a Live One! Got It ! BAM!!!
  44. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    silly people getting upset hookers aren`t ppl(im j/k) get a sense of humor or just don`t bring your angry comments here, it was meant for laughs not skeptical people to bite new non-nice individuals for everyone
  45. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    Its a joke people, Jesus Christ. The stupid Saw series isn`t real, neither was Hostel, From Hell, Kill Bill, Secret Window.
  46. Profile photo of Scat91
    Scat91 Female 13-17
    89 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 2:56 am
    haha youve gotta hand it to these guys

    they might actually have a useful buisness there =p

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