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Date: 06/16/08 07:45 AM

59 Responses to Dark & Lonely Water

  1. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 6:34 am
    Link: Dark & Lonely Water - British Public Information Film from the 70s warning children against playing near lakes. Creepy stuff from the UK.
  2. Profile photo of yankee15
    yankee15 Male 30-39
    263 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:51 am
    Yikes, that was creepy! Was that Donald Pleasance? Sounded like his voice.
  3. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:52 am
    hehe theyre little essex lads. funny accents.
  4. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:53 am
    See now in the US, they`d make it all happy and silly, and no one would take it seriously.
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    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:58 am
    He had a sexy voice.
  6. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:59 am
    oh my...

    so what was the message here...?

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    jesusgod0 Male 13-17
    68 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:01 am
    ok yes i agree. it was as creepy as hell, but it works doesn`t it? i mean, you don`t want to go anywhere near any body of water ever again do you?
  8. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:02 am
    Not as bad as the the "Hit me at 30" ones. Acculy that voice would make a awesome old school horrer movie!
  9. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:02 am
    huh whats wrong with swimming??
  10. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:06 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS5f73EHR...

    Now this is creepy

  11. Profile photo of Mustard4242
    Mustard4242 Female 13-17
    53 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:08 am
    TT TT I`m glad I never got to see this when I was a kid. I`d be afraid to go in the water. ]
  12. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:09 am
    haha those ads are on all the tym luke.
    theres others...
  13. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:09 am
    Hehe.
  14. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:11 am
    yo- that was weird not creeppy
    Must- agree


    Creepy vid for a kid

    I live beside aa nice lake, not with dirtt. lake. It`s

  15. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:12 am
    car crash from UK advert

    they aint speakin polish at first, its coz its goin backwards

  16. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:16 am
    Nessie loves little children for breakfast.
  17. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:16 am
    McGovern: There`s nothing wrong with the ACT of swimming, the PSA was about how dangerous certain bodies of water were. Plus playing near unknown waters is dangerous because you can`t see what`s down there.
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:48 am
    There is a sunny lake behinf me

    Random weirdness brought to you by Turnshroud

  19. Profile photo of Lollage_town
    Lollage_town Female 18-29
    50 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:50 am
    Yeah, adverts over here are weird.
  20. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:55 am
    You see? Japan isn`t the only country who makes disturbing videos! And I`m glad to live here :-)

    Still, I thought it was better than the PSAs where it`s got kids singing cheesy rap songs about safety *shudders*.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:01 am
    My god, I just finished all three parts of "Apache" the UK PSA for kids not to play on farms...

    You guys really don`t mess around when it comes to safety films...at least you didn`t in the 80`s and 70`s...blood, screaming, drowning...good god.

    APACHE:

    Part One
    Part Two
    Part Three

  22. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:16 am
    Technically, they wern`t showing off, they were trying to get their ball. >.>
    But yeah, I don`t like those car crash adverts.
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    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:23 am
    ...and to this day i havent drowned once
  24. Profile photo of Xerxes860
    Xerxes860 Male 30-39
    68 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:25 am
    that wasn`t that bad
  25. Profile photo of seetheidiot
    seetheidiot Female 13-17
    81 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:31 am
    now why don`t they play poo like this anymore? todays youth are too sensitive.
  26. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:48 am
    well the swimming one was pretty creepy... but i watched all of those apache movies... man now THAT is some disturbed poo... and what made it ever worse was that it listed all the children that died in real life at the end... man...

    if i was a young child i`d be traumatized by that movie too...

  27. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
    1572 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 9:48 am
    weird
  28. Profile photo of MariRAWR
    MariRAWR Female 13-17
    145 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:06 am
    I seen this once when I was 11, and I promised myself never to watch it again, thanks 5577, for bringing back nightmares. Goodnight.. no wait, I can`t sleep now.
    XD
  29. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:15 am
    Are we trying to make them paranoid?
  30. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:18 am
    That was Guinevere the nasty water demon , you guys should see him after a couple of bifters and some strongbow , cant keep him out of that damn gross pond !!!
  31. Profile photo of lagatitamala
    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:19 am
    the u.s is so censored....they couldnt even make a advertisement without there being a fuss or a call for political correctness....as far as the psa it seemed more interesting then creepy
  32. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:22 am
    The creppyist (sp?) advert is "hit me at 30"
    The saddest is "I wish my ___ was here" cancer adverts.
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    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:25 am
    damn. the uk has some good ways to persuade.
  34. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:29 am
    It`s... water. Falling in isn`t going to kill you unless there`s a bunch of rocks under the water or you`re really high up. And, sans the hidden rocks, you can fall and kill yourself on hills, stairs, balconies, and various other high up things.

    Just don`t go by yourself and know how to swim w/o panicking. Ta-dah!

  35. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:29 am
    Is it bad that I found the water demon thingy sexy? I mean, the voice, the robes, he had the whole package! He can haunt my dreams anytime!
  36. Profile photo of awesomeloser
    awesomeloser Male 13-17
    132 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:30 am
    so in the apaches thing, was the girl poisoned?
  37. Profile photo of wolfpup13
    wolfpup13 Female 13-17
    67 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:32 am
    Doodally, Nessie is Scottish, not English
  38. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:34 am
    weird
  39. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:35 am
    hahahh kidds falling into water and dying
    classic
  40. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:05 am
    WTF are you putting in the water over there.
  41. Profile photo of SukieCookie
    SukieCookie Female 13-17
    1 post
    June 16, 2008 at 11:17 am
    I had to watch this thing in drama, along with other weird one. God they suck lmao.
  42. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:19 am
    holy crap! I wish someone would make a movie like that... The Dark and Lonely Water, the name itself sounds like a good title for a movie.
  43. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:32 am
    okay...*notes to take shotgun with to water next time*...no creepy robe man will dare bother me then =P
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    lava_tomato Female 13-17
    168 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:45 am
    they could have just called him Grim.
  45. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:48 am
    Ill be back back back back back back
  46. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:52 am
    That was creepy as hell.
    I`d say thats a lot worse than the ads we have now.
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    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    didn`t seem very creepy at all. then again i`m the kind who thinks bioshock is way too happy and fun filled.
  48. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    jibbly jibbly jibbly
  49. Profile photo of clever-chan
    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    That`s going to haunt me for the rest of my natural life... thanks GB
  50. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    That was vey nice. A good scare always gets the message across. ^_^
  51. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    "okay...*notes to take shotgun with to water next time*...no creepy robe man will dare bother me then =P"

    I`m going to Germany in about 3 weeks, I`ll wait for you by the lake. *evil laugh*

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    awesomeloser: Yes, that`s the general idea. She drank something that probably liquefied her stomach, hence the screaming late that night. :(
  53. Profile photo of hectizzle
    hectizzle Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    sensible children... I have no power over them!
  54. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    Very good.

    I enjoyed it.

  55. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Wicked awesome! That looked like a promo for some creepy horror film! "The evil in the water" muhahahahahaaa!
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    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    i like the way the ducks quack when the dumb shts fall into the water.
  57. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    "My god, I just finished all three parts of "Apache" the UK PSA for kids not to play on farms...

    You guys really don`t mess around when it comes to safety films...at least you didn`t in the 80`s and 70`s...blood, screaming, drowning...good god.

    APACHE:

    Part One
    Part Two
    Part Three"

    Dear god! it`s the farm of death!

  58. Profile photo of BritishBoy76
    BritishBoy76 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 9:37 am
    We need more adverts like this. They sure do work.
  59. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    I kind of get the feeling that the spirt of "dark and lonely water" is a bit of a pedo.

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