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126 Responses to Damn, Those Are Two Ancient Lesbians

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    June 16, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    Link: Damn, Those Are Two Ancient Lesbians - Gay couples were married today after a ruling making Calif. the 2nd state to allow same-sex nuptials went into effect.
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    itsdrew Male 13-17
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    June 16, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    can they see who they are marrying?
  3. Profile photo of rockangel249
    rockangel249 Female 13-17
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    June 16, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    well, i guess they waited long enough..

    sweet.. in a weird way.
    :]

  4. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    June 16, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    Congratulations!

    I wonder if sex is out the window. I can`t imagine either of them putting on a strap-on.

    Myself, I couldn`t care less about gay weddings.

  5. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    June 16, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    Mmmmm... I like my lesbians like I like my whiskey- aged to perfection.
  6. Profile photo of Kinga750
    Kinga750 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:54 pm
    Can`t argue lesbian relationships lack long term potential I guess.
  7. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
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    June 16, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    Yes!!! I`m next... As soon as I can find a girl who will want to marry me:)
  8. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    June 16, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    ^ If that`s you in your picture, I`m willing to get a few surgeries.
  9. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    June 16, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    Eh, it`s a phase. Send `em to a bible camp and that`ll straighten them right on out.
  10. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    Illinois is next !!!
  11. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    ^ If that really is your pic Pravda, why the hell are you still single?
  12. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:58 pm
    :) It`s a bad picture:) Surgery won`t do... it`s got to be a 100% natural:)
  13. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    June 16, 2008 at 10:58 pm
    AKappy`s line > Pabasa`s

    =(

  14. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    It`s hard to find a good, smart, beautiful girl who can get goofy enough to submit posts on AIB :)
  15. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:00 pm
    Yeah, don`t you hate it when you can`t find a girl who will have sex with you for free? I mean, what?
  16. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    Lesbians are all over the internet, Pravda.

    Just beware of the scary butch ones that`ll crush you beneath their super-sized Dockers.

  17. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    hahaha...I guess I`m not that desperate :)
  18. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:02 pm
    Don`t forget the flannel.
  19. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    haha - good call. I only like girls who are more fem than me... that`s VERY fem.
  20. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    I know I sure do, AKappy. Wait, what did you say?
  21. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
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    June 16, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    Also, I read an article on them earlier today. together for 55 years. Imagine how society`s changed since they started dating.
  22. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    I know couples like that. They have been hiding for most of their life. Sadlly, most of them will not be able to get as lucky as those two ladies.
  23. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    I have to say, Pravda, you might be a bit pickier than the average person. Just don`t be afraid to try someone who you might not think is perfect.

    Hell, my parents met on a blind date and they`re absolutely adorable together.

    Okay that`s it for me and random relationship advice.. o_O

  24. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    Not picky... Smart is a must. A good heart is a must. Beauty and humor can be hidden in a lot of places.
  25. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    I came to this forum expecting a heated debate on gay marriage and all i find is...well...not a heated debate.
  26. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:11 pm
    Umm.. UMM...

    THE BIBLE SAYS MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN!


    Aaaand go!

  27. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:12 pm
    It`s-a-coming nirv! Give it a few hours.
  28. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    June 16, 2008 at 11:14 pm
    just wait till the conservatives wake
  29. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
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    June 16, 2008 at 11:16 pm
    Maybe if we just stand real still, the conservatives won`t see us and move on.
  30. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:18 pm
    Arg. mentioning the conservatives are just going to egg them on. I`ll say this just so they don`t rage at all the bad-mouthing...

    CONSERVATIVES HAVE VERY HIGH MORALS THAT THEY FEEL THEY NEED TO UPHOLD. THAT IS ALL. NO MALICIOUS INTENT BEYOND TRYING TO RIGHT WHAT THEY SEE AS WRONG.

    I do not want another flame war on iab. ;=;

  31. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    June 16, 2008 at 11:19 pm
    Nifty, I`ve covered myself with the urine of the conservative so as to blend in to their scent.

    T.. t-too far?

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    June 16, 2008 at 11:23 pm
    Wow...I wonder what those two women have seen and experienced in all those years...

    Opie: Shh! They can still read!

  33. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    hahaha opie that made my day. you make my day a lot..which sounds like im hitting on you. but im not. unless i am. wanna get married?
  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    I try and cheer people up. :D

    Lets get hitched!
    Except.. not in Tennessee... where one might use that phrase. I heard they aren`t that fond of us down there. o-o;

  35. Profile photo of maryinblue
    maryinblue Female 18-29
    63 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    Well, I for one am not afraid.

    Let them come.

    In the meantime, I`ll just be checking out my lesbian friend`s wedding registry, cursing the sanctity of marriage, insisting that Jesus was gay and burning the flag.

  36. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    June 16, 2008 at 11:29 pm
    Together for fifty years and still wanting to marry and continue being together at age eighty. Man... talk about ruining the sanctity of marriage, huh?
  37. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    ^^^Word.
  38. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:38 pm
    Conservatives ...Let them come... I have been involved with every gay rights organization within a 50 mile radius for the past 5 years for a reason...
  39. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    goddamn tree huggin hippie liberals..and their... uhh long hair and... sandles....
  40. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    Me too, Pravda. I`m not gay, but I support lesbians and the films that they star in.
  41. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    June 16, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    i too support lesbians by donating money to watch their films
  42. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
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    June 16, 2008 at 11:51 pm
    Hell yes. I`m happy for them.
  43. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:53 pm
    "Together for fifty years and still wanting to marry and continue being together at age eighty. Man... talk about ruining the sanctity of marriage, huh?"

    But it`s a marriage between two men/two women! That`s liek, so wrong, lolz!

    Those people who have children out of wedlock, or those people who marry for money, not love, or those people who marry and divorce as often as they change underwear, they`re not ruining the sanctity of marriage at all! lolz!

  44. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:59 pm
    aw, i was a child born out of wedlock...
  45. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 12:02 am
    aw, i was a child born out of wedlock...
    OMGZ ur a walking sin lawl!
  46. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 12:07 am
    I hope it goes well for both of them...
  47. Profile photo of Amala
    Amala Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 12:15 am
    I wouldn`t say conservatives have HIGH morals... I would say they have slightly different morals...
  48. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 12:18 am
    Come on! what`s the big deal? I`m christian and I see no reason to get my panties all in a bunch about this. I think it`s nice. Or am I just a weird christian?
  49. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 12:48 am
    -I wonder if sex is out the window. I can`t imagine either of them putting on a strap-on.-

    aagggghhh

  50. Profile photo of steven8124
    steven8124 Male 50-59
    116 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 2:09 am
    Just makes it that much more disturbing and shows that our youth are in for a hard fight to reinstate morals in this world.
  51. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 2:52 am
    Naw Stephen, our youth are too busy playing with their ipods to see how this is just degrading society.
  52. Profile photo of Scat91
    Scat91 Female 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 3:09 am
    Jesus Christ....Theyve been together for fifty years?

    Thats insane..

  53. Profile photo of Lollage_town
    Lollage_town Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 3:12 am
    Yay! Good for them. Gays deserve the same rights as the rest of you.

    Me and my gf are going to be like that cute couple in 60 years time. :)

    I propose that there should be a ban on all weddings between homophobics.

  54. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 3:19 am
    To the older people above:

    society started degrading during your time. We`re just passing the torch.

  55. Profile photo of quick_sand8
    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 3:36 am
    If it doesn`t affect your life what the hell do you care what other people do with theirs!! The youth of today is corrupted without gay couples marrying, so keep the bible crap and "oh our poor youth" crap!!
    Morals, anyone can have them. Just because someone is gay doesn`t mean they are "bad". Homophobic people don`t see the couple,they only see what they think goes on in the bedroom!!! I could care less what ADULTS do in the privacy of their own home..We have a hell of a lot more important issues in this country to worry about!!!!!!!!!!
  56. Profile photo of quick_sand8
    quick_sand8 Female 40-49
    466 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 3:39 am
    Look how many kids end up screwed up in "traditional homes"!!!! How many kids were on the street last night or went to bed hungry? MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES PEOPLE TO WORRY ABOUT!!!!!!!
  57. Profile photo of Lollage_town
    Lollage_town Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 3:40 am
    ^ Amen. Quick sand8 rocks.
  58. Profile photo of DDylan
    DDylan Male 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 4:01 am
    Hey, I don`t see the homophobes. Maybe I`m blind. Or maybe they`re camouflaged. Homophobes, come out, come out......

    I`m not gay but I`m a queer still and such I`d support homosexuals in anything like this :)

    I hope here in England they get gay marriages.

  59. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 4:34 am
    ^ The Brits are IMO smarter than the Americans in this one. There is such a thing as marriage, but it`s called civil partnerships. Almost the same thing, ame priviledges more or less, and name changed to protect the `sanctity` of marriage (whatever shreds of sanctity it has left anyway).
  60. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 4:36 am
    My issue, however, with the gays that insist they call it a marriage and are not happy with the term civil partnership, even though they mean nearly the same thing.

    IMO it would have been easier to just back down and accept `Civil Partnership` rather than marriage and let it go at that.

  61. Profile photo of ahdrianna
    ahdrianna Female 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 4:46 am
    ^ But that`s kind of discrimination. Gays have been campaigning for EQUAL rights, i.e. marriage, not for a whole new different thing (even though it`s virtually the same thing, it`s still NOT technically the same thing, you know?) like how employees give out the same jobs but give them different names so that they can pay certain people less - it`s the same thing, discrimination.
  62. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
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    June 17, 2008 at 4:51 am
    Liberals are so hypocritical. They want open minds and freedom for everyone. But as soon as a conservative posts an opinion, the liberals scream and namecall.

    Just because I don`t want to see gay unions called "marriage" does not mean I`m homophobic. I support the legal right for gays to wed. Call them civil unions and give them the same rights. Just don`t call it marriage.

  63. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 4:57 am
    Equal rights is exactly what is needed. But my issue is with people who have problems with the name `marriage` itself. What`s wrong with the exact same laws, just under a different name?

    Heck, in fact gays are being name-discriminatory to heteros. One example is the gay bar vs. a non-gay bar. Exact same thing, only difference is one has more gay people in it, one has less. So why not Civil Partnership vs Marriage - same thing, one for m/m or f/f couples, one for m/f couples.

    Heck if I get a civil partnership (boy that looks so far away), I`d be glad; I`ll have a husband and I can divorce em for lots of alimony.

  64. Profile photo of Lollage_town
    Lollage_town Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 4:59 am
    If two Christian lesbians want to get married under the eyes of God, then let them get MARRIED, not partnered.

    I`m exactly the same as any other girl, but like me some minge instead of man-meat. Why should that mean that I am denied the WEDDING I`ve dreamed of just because of my girlfriends lack of penis?

  65. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    June 17, 2008 at 5:00 am
    Justify why they shouldnt have the right to call it marrige Tay-Dor?

    Because "the bible defines marrige as" is a horsecrap argument because not everyone is religious, the legal argument is moot as they should (and over here they do) have the same rights. The goverment comprimised and called it civil union over just to appease the church.

    Infact, who the hell are you to approve what to people who love each other do? how is it affecting you? Oh wait, its not, so therefore you obviously are a homophobe trying to put on a pc front.

  66. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 5:09 am
    Civil partnership doesn`t neccesarily mean no fancy weddings anymore. In fact what you desire Lollage is purely the concept of a wedding, the legality of which is a different issue. Call it marriage or civil partnership, the big celebration you throw and invite truckloads of people, and eat so much you end up miserable in bed, it`s still called a wedding.

    Furthermore so many people have basically distanced themselves from God that really, why should anyone care to get married according to the bible? Your wish is a noble one Lollage, but I doubt that the majority give a damn about whether any god gives credit to their matrimony.

  67. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 5:17 am
    See, again with the name calling. Would you be happy if I joined in and called you a heterophobe?

    Who am I? I`m the citizen of a state where the majority of the citizens (in a liberal state, mind you) voted to amend the state constitution to ban gay marriage. Now because Federal law requires us to recognize unions from other states, California has effectively decided the issue for the millions of citizens in other states who still oppose it.

    I don`t have to justify why they shouldn`t use the word Marriage. I can have a personal preference just like anyone else. I just happen to share the same personal preference as millions of other Americans.

    You may think Gay marriage doesn`t hurt me. I happen to believe it hurts society. "What about hetero marriage that fails?" Yes, that`s bad for society too. But jhust because hetero marriages fail is not an argument that would support gay marriage.

  68. Profile photo of hedonistic
    hedonistic Male 30-39
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    June 17, 2008 at 5:26 am
    haha marital spats - I think it`s funny that she threw the woman`s shoes out the window whenever she happened to leave them in the middle of the floor
  69. Profile photo of worldtrade28
    worldtrade28 Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 5:56 am
    Canada ftw!! The debate over gay marriage is over since July 2005.

    Gay marriages will become legal in every civilized countries sooner or later wether the religious right like it or not. It`s only a matter of time so deal start to deal with it.

  70. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 6:13 am
    worldtrade - I think everyone`s pretty much cool with it already...

    Nice couple, I`m glad they finally got to tie the knot.

    I guess `marriage` is more of a religous term, and as the church and the state are separated, a state wedding for same sex couples has to be called a civil ceremony. In the UK I mean. I think most people would just say they were married though instead of `partnered` or something.

  71. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 6:49 am
    Fuzzah! i came back to a heated debate!
    I want to play to.


    Why, why not let them call it marriage? I`m confused as to why that`s such a huge deal to some people. How does it effect you anyway? Are you going to walk down the street, say a gay couple and instantly know... oh...they`re married. im not going to be able to sleep tonight. and if so..why?

  72. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:02 am
    Hmmm old dusty creaky lesbians ...? interesting
  73. Profile photo of andohondae
    andohondae Male 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:13 am
    They should be allowed to call it marriage if they want it doesn`t really make a difference...I`m suh a bad catholic lol

    But why would they want to call it marriage, the word has heavy links with religion and most mainstream religions don`t really like ze gays anyway =/

  74. Profile photo of Kinga750
    Kinga750 Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:16 am
    Complicated issue here. To me it seems best to just call any union performed by the church "marriage" and any union performed outside the church as "civil unions" (homosexual or not). Since the debate over the term marriage seems to be purely religious, this seems common sense to me. Either way this is an argument of terminology, and does nothing other than distract from the bigger issue (probably the reason it is talked about so much).

    I do agree with Tay-Dor that individual states should decide if they want to recognize same sex unions or not. While I may personally disagree with a state not accepting it, I also recognize it is a choice to be made by the people living there. Attempting to force the issue with federal mandates is only going to cause more serious problems in the future.

  75. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:16 am
    That reminds me of an oooold joke...

    What does an 80-yr-old womans coochie smell like?
    Depends.

    Seriously though, I have yet to hear anybody explain exactly how allowing gays to marry "degrades" society.

    How is calling your union a marriage and my union a civil partnership anything like equal rights? That`s the same as having one water fountain for whites and one for coloreds. And sounds about as 1950s.

    And for the last time to all you religious types out there, I don`t care what your mommy or your daddy or your preacher or your bible tells you, your religion does not apply to ME. I am not going to your Hell if I don`t follow your rules, and in the United States of America where we have seperation of church and state, laws that force me to conform to your religious beliefs are banned by the Constitution and Bill of Rights.

  76. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:29 am
    It`s just a term. It`s like choosing to have your baby baptised or `named` in a civil service. One`s to do with churchy stuff, the other not. It`s not like `named` babies have less rights than baptised babies. It`s just an official term. No law against people themselves calling it what the want.

    I thought it was funny how the conservative guy said that gay marriage undermines the whole concept of marriage. Surely that would be love?

  77. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:50 am
    Eh, I used to be against gay marriage, but now I`m apathetic. The problem is this issue is a terrible issue. Elections have been won and lost because of it and it is ludicrous.

    The same is going to happen this year. I want to McCain to win on his principles and his superior leadership qualities. Not because single-issue voters make it so or not-so from this topic.

    Back to the issue at hand, I have gay friends who are really cool and that deserve to have this right. There are other homosexuals that I know though that are just as viscous to heterosexuals if not more so than homophobes. One even supports eugenics in our society.

    Its those people that I`m not sure about. And its that reason why I am apathetic.

  78. Profile photo of pizzabob18
    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:56 am
    I myself am straight, but I strongly support gay/lesbian marriages. It should be about love, and how they truly feel about each other, no matter what gender they are. Not what other people think. People should be able to marry whether they are guy/girl, guy/guy, or girl/girl.
  79. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 8:12 am
    I`m conservative ... and <i>go lesbians/gays</i>!

    This is too cute ^_^

  80. Profile photo of muckseen
    muckseen Female 18-29
    137 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 8:13 am
    That`s so sweet, it`s so amazing that any relationship can last for so long! If they love each other and they`ve been together for so long, how can this be anything but a good thing? I`m not a lesbian, but I can only hope any relationship I`m in could last so long and be as inspiring as this.

    Unfortunately I live in Malta, one of the last two countries in the world where divorce is still illegal (it`s just us and the Philipines). So I doubt we`ll have same-sex marriages any time soon if we don`t even have divorce. Mind you, I do have some friends who`ve gone abroad to marry, and that`s great for them.

  81. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 8:21 am
    one word: Scissoring
  82. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 8:27 am
    Dakkar, the one who supports eugenics doesn`t necessarily support it because he`s gay, but I do think that if they`re hostile to heterosexuals simply for the fact that they`re heterosexuals then, yes, that`s more than a bit odd, and unfair.

    On to the topic at hand, the guy who said that it `undermines the essence of marriage.` was probably trying to sound insightful, but it just came off as really vague. How does it undermine marriage? The only view you can take with that is religious, and last I heard the church is not allowed to hold sway over laws. (I have nothing against the church, really, just the very few religious people who try to force their church on others.) I, personally, don`t mind using a different name for it. In fact, when I get married, I`m going to refer to it as being `spoodled` just because I want to see the look on people`s faces. As long as the rights are wholly equivalent, the name is a very minor detail.

  83. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 8:37 am
    Aw...how sweet. Yay for all of them.
  84. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 8:46 am
    Mouichi, will you spoodle me?
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    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 9:04 am
    As long as I can force whoever is performing the ceremony to use the word Spoodle instead of union/marriage/whatever, then sure. And, in hindsight, spoodle sounds very much like a slang term for something perverted, but I`m okay with that. It works in multiple ways.
  86. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 9:25 am
    I liked this post better when the comments weren`t serious. So... uh...

    Any humping between them would be dry humping.

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    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 9:57 am
    unless they put a strap-on
  88. Profile photo of Diddie
    Diddie Male 18-29
    217 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:24 am
    Worst visual image ever!!
  89. Profile photo of ilovem0nkey
    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
    338 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:26 am
    IMO everyone has a right to do what they please. Whether it be marrige or voting... or whatever. This country cracks me up sometimes.

    We always say we are in a free country... but there are so many restrictions to it.

    At first blacks and women had no rights. Then they were faught for and now it`s better for both but not perfect (or course).

    Now it`s gay rights. So, tell me this why is now ok for a woman to do a man`s job but not ok for a gay couple to marry if they love eachother.


    And don`t give me the bullpoo answer of how a marrige should be between a man and a woman becasue then they will start a family. Because there are a ton of married couples who get married and don`t have kids. And don`t tell me that it will ruin the sanctity of marrige because not only has a ton of celebrities but reality TV has already taken care of that for you.

    Wow... I really like to defend people. Oh and BTW I`m all for Animal Rights too.

    haha ok! I`m done.

  90. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:30 am
    Agreed Mouichi, if there is any relation between the two it is weak. And the whole list of what is wrong with this kid is too long for a forum post. Suffice to say, he is very lonely within our major now.
  91. Profile photo of lava_tomato
    lava_tomato Female 13-17
    168 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:43 am
    more gay marriage = more kids adopted...right?
  92. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:46 am
    [email protected] it Ohnjaynb! You knew EXACTLY what I was going to say! As for the conservative douches who oppose this, go fu <k yourself. To redefine marriage so that people of the same sex can marry undermines marriage? I GAURANTEE that anyone who says that is some dumb$h*t Bible-thumping tard who thinks that `god` is p*ssed at us because some chick ate an apple. Hey folks, I have no problem with gay people (but I admit that fairies and butches are annoying as hell. <eg. Chris Crocker>) and I`m tired of these religious fu <ks pushing their morals on everyone else. STOP TRYING TO ENFORCE YOUR BULL$H*T! WE`RE NOT BUYING IT ANYMORE!
  93. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:53 am
    Oh, & steven8124, fu <k your 2000 year old fairy tale bull$h*t.

    "Just makes it that much more disturbing and shows that our youth are in for a hard fight to reinstate morals in this world."

    Okay, let`s use your `holy` book instead, then. Stoning disobedient children, setting people on fire, bigotry, etc. Yeah, you DEFINITELY have the moral highground, douche.

  94. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:57 am
    Ahh I`m soo happy I`m open-minded enough to not see anything wrong with gay marriage.
  95. Profile photo of shadow43
    shadow43 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 11:08 am
    In regards to the marriage title, if any straight couple can get married, regardless if they are religious or not, why can`t gays? IMO, it should be decided by the church whether or not gay marriage is allowed within their doctrine. Different churches interpret the bible differently, and I think that also needs to be respected.
  96. Profile photo of shadow43
    shadow43 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 11:32 am
    but, back to the original topic, what a wonderful story and what great love these two must have!
  97. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    "I myself am straight, but I strongly support gay/lesbian marriages. It should be about love, and how they truly feel about each other, no matter what gender they are. Not what other people think. People should be able to marry whether they are guy/girl, guy/guy, or girl/girl."

    What the hell does love have to do with marriage?

  98. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    "In regards to the marriage title, if any straight couple can get married, regardless if they are religious or not, why can`t gays? IMO, it should be decided by the church whether or not gay marriage is allowed within their doctrine. Different churches interpret the bible differently, and I think that also needs to be respected."

    Which is why they should change marriage to "Legal civil Union for tax/insurance purposes Only".

  99. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    Congrats to the happy couple.
  100. Profile photo of EirikaKyoki
    EirikaKyoki Female 13-17
    16 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    man, this is just amazingly cool =]
    i don`t get what there`s so many arguments over gay marriage for, if you`re not for it, then just stay out of it.
  101. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    Well that is sweet.
  102. Profile photo of shadow43
    shadow43 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    primetimekin- so have you always been an advocate for not allowing non-religious people get married then?
    Honestly I`m just curious.
  103. Profile photo of tinyflames
    tinyflames Female 13-17
    98 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    its not that i have anything against gays...but i dont just like seeing old people kissing and...EW
  104. Profile photo of pizzabob18
    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    "What the hell does love have to do with marriage?"

    Well, you can`t expect people to get married just because they feel like it, or they`re being forced into it!
    You ask most people and they`ll agree that the reason people usually get married is because they love their special someone. So yes, love has just about everything to do with it!

  105. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    I`m not here to argue but I do want to make one post, so bother trying to start and arguement with me.

    Here is the problem with Gay marriage.

    Conservatives believe it is a choice and is wrong based upon biblical principles. So if you have a gay couple who has children, The sexual views of the child is more likly to be based on the idea that their body is free for them to use however they wish regardless of their age.

    This decision is just another open door in the process to get statutory rape, bestiality, and polygamy laws to also be overturned.

  106. Profile photo of ilovem0nkey
    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
    338 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    "This decision is just another open door in the process to get statutory rape, bestiality, and polygamy laws to also be overturned."

    I know you only are posting what you wrote and thats it but...

    wtf does gay marriage have to do with statutory rape, bestiality, and polygamy??

    Seriously, I love to see how you can explain this..

  107. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    418 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    I see davisboys point..while I dont agree totally...gay marriage whatever...I feel "as long as it doesn`t pick my pocket, or break my leg" what the hell do I care.

    But...how many people here, who support gay marriage, are for/against polygamy (between consenting adults)?

  108. Profile photo of EirikaKyoki
    EirikaKyoki Female 13-17
    16 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    i support gay marriage, and as long as they consent polygamy shouldn`t be a problem.
    but since i can`t vote, i guess it doesn`t matter too much =]
  109. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    418 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:11 pm
    well..I think that`s the fear I think.

    Saying marriage between a man and a woman is only ok because the bible says so is retarded is retarded in itself. Marriage at all I think is a religious ceremony to begin with...or it started that way. So when you throw out any standards or rules (such as it must be a man and a woman, or you can`t marry more than one person) then you get a complete meltdown of the system.

    Why can`t I marry a chicken? Because my religion says no? well..that rule no longer applies...I don`t know if it is rational..but I think that`s the fear.

  110. Profile photo of Rambaldi
    Rambaldi Male 13-17
    19 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    I actually just made this account so I could post on here so yah...

    DavisBoy, if you can`t see the difference between two consenting adults and the rape of a child or animal, I think that is more of a personal issue, not one of the gay community.

    NeiltheSheep- yes I am for gay marriage. Yes, (though I would never practice it) I think polygamy between consenting adults should not be illegal- they should be able to decide to do what they want with their lives/bodies.

    Tay-Dor- I`m pretty sure most gay couples wouldn`t mind if they were in a civil union- it would have to be equal in status to a marriage in all regards though. However this is frankly impossible. History says "separate but equal" is NEVER truly separate AND equal (check: Brown vs. Board of Education (1954)). If you would truly want unions and marriages to be equal, then call them he same thing.

    That being said, rock-on old ladies! That is an amazing display of care and devotion they`ve maintained throughou

  111. Profile photo of Rambaldi
    Rambaldi Male 13-17
    19 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    wut D:
    It said 1000 characters max. ;.; that was 1000 exactly!
    For clarification: throughout these years***

    If anybody deserves to be married it was those women.

  112. Profile photo of shadow43
    shadow43 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    marriage existed before christianity...as long as we`re all clear on that.
  113. Profile photo of Hitaki
    Hitaki Female 13-17
    103 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    I`m glad people aren`t remarking on how homosexuals and same-sex marraiges are stupid or anything. I think they can do what they want, there are just pros and cons to everything, that`s all.
  114. Profile photo of BreakBeauty
    BreakBeauty Female 13-17
    39 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    awh. thats kinda sweet, seeing as they surived this long.

    AND
    FINALLY another sate that accepts gay marriage. Ironic thats it Cali. for some reason.

  115. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    Aw, separate but equal....


    "marriage existed before christianity...as long as we`re all clear on that. "

    Exactally, so, I`m agnostic, I don`t want my marriage to have to deal with your god but i still want to be married. who decided it was a christian term? that`s unfair and stupid.
    but most things are...

  116. Profile photo of Picasims
    Picasims Male 18-29
    26 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    They are fab!
  117. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    The only legal problem with calling it not marriuage but having it be the same rights is that there are over 500 rights that are granted federally by marriage, and not by any other union no matter how the state votes. Marriage is supposed to be a state controlled institution, but there are still some federal rights (taxes, death benefits, health care, etc) that can`t be avoided. To change that would be to amend the constitution, and good luck with that one.

    PS, marriage has been on a "slippery slope" ever since a wife wasn`t considered chattel and a man`s property, and ever since interracial marriage was allowed.

  118. Profile photo of Gregoryn95
    Gregoryn95 Male 13-17
    153 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    "Well, you can`t expect people to get married just because they feel like it, or they`re being forced into it!
    You ask most people and they`ll agree that the reason people usually get married is because they love their special someone. So yes, love has just about everything to do with it!"

    Obviously you aren`t familiar with arranged marriage.

  119. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    I got bored of trying to find the flame war (though I assume there is one by now) but I noticed somebody talking about Canada. Watch out if you live in Alberta. Please correct me if my information is dated but I`ve heard from my law professor they want to use the "Not Without Clause" (I believe that`s what it`s called) from the Charter to make gay marriage illegal in that province. "Not Without" is the same thing Quebec used to keep their signs in French.

    And hooray for that couple. That story made my night, and when they cut the cake was just adorable.

  120. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    If you hate gays, why not ban straight marriage? They`re the ones having gay babies.
  121. Profile photo of paramecium
    paramecium Female 18-29
    268 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 7:18 am
    Can we finally allow gay people to get married and other equal rights, like everywhere?

    Then it`ll be eventually normal and no big deal made out of it. Im getting bored of all of this.

  122. Profile photo of pizzabob18
    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 7:55 am
    "Obviously you aren`t familiar with arranged marriage."

    I said earlier, "Well, you can`t expect people to get married just because they feel like it, or they`re being forced into it!" That is arranged marriage, although if they love each other, than it is a happy marriage.

  123. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 10:40 pm
    Interestingly enough, all 13 states that had a direct vote voted no on gay marriage. Our supreme court just overturned it. (they can actually do that. yay political system)
  124. Profile photo of VINSON
    VINSON Male 18-29
    65 posts
    June 19, 2008 at 3:04 am
    Instead of calling them married, can`t we call them butt budies?
  125. Profile photo of TheWood
    TheWood Male 30-39
    211 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 8:43 am
    Great Scott! This is far from the nice girls I see doing kissy kissy miam miam in my porn collection! :0)
    Anyway. I say good for them. It is about time we liberate gay people from the YMCA stereotype. I still think it is weird to love someone of the same sex but what you gonna do? Love will prevail anyway so why bother trying to kill it!
  126. Profile photo of beezly
    beezly Female 18-29
    15 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 8:59 am
    finally...wtf took so long. Let`s see how it holds up in november elections. with all the religious people and there man+woman= marrige bullpoo.

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