Covering All Bases

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

Yet something tells me he just needs to get laid.
There are 74 comments:
Female 233
He`s kinda cute, I like a challenge!
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Male 44
but im curious about whats on the back of the sign!
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Male 44
And no1 cant tell me that they dont love moneh cous that would be a lie!!!
i love moneh ima sex addict,...i lie
i thought about becoming buddhist!!!
so yeah i would scare that kid i think!!
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Male 44
shame,....i think if he saw me he would die!!!ima baby killer, i smoke weed, im mormon belive it or not,....and i love rebelious women they way more kinkeh,.....i was jk about the baby killer thing
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Male 170
He forgot Crazy christian radicals... other than that he has everyone on earth covered
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Male 328
cough photoshopped cough
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Male 9,305
...some days I just want to sit atop a roof with a bow and about twelve quivers...

DIVINE ARROW! FIND THY MARK!

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Female 7
I believe in the red circle it says, "Pencil neck weak minded gutless men"... it`s really funny, how he looks just like that... )-|
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Male 47
The true teachings of Christianity are giving your love and life to what Jesus said. While always referenced by furious atheists such as yourself (though I don`t hold it against you), Jesus (in a way) rebelled against the Rabbi and their teaching of the Old testament. So, in a sentence, the *true* teachings of Christianity are of tolerance and love, and above all, devotion to Jesus. Amen. lol
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Female 102
rebellious women +1
sports nut +1
pot smoking little devils +1

OMG I`m doomed!

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Male 298
whatever happened to "love thy neighbor as thyself?"
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Male 1,244
"Pot smoking little devils" sounds like something my Grandma would say
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Male 213
I mean some of them are valid. But things like sports nut doesnt belong there. Thats like saying, "No hobbies or you go to hell".
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Male 599
my guess is he just lost a bet.
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Female 11
I was almost not even going to bother commenting..

Until I saw the f se religions..
And the `pencil necked weak kneed gutless men`

This kid has a real talent for coming up with entire groups to hate.. most people can only be prejudiced against one or two.

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Male 187
I must have missed the part where the bible talks about "sports nuts".
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Male 187
Stufftkid, If you`re dad`s the Pastor he should have explained to you that the old testament is a shadow of what is to come. When it says that someone should be put to death it is telling symbolical telling that those people will suffer the second death.
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Male 1,053
Deranged...
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Male 762
" pot smoking little devils " ? damn they got me :(
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Male 477
Wait...only "child molesting homosexuals?" What about the regular, NON-child molesting ones? I`m safe then, right?
He also conveniently forgot "Judgemental (and therefore blasphemous) Christians" and the whole "do not make a show of your religion before men" thing.
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Female 50
Stupid mean person thinks homosexuals are all wrong. He needs to look in the mirror.
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Male 10,440
hehe. If I saw that I`d give him a punch-in-the-face. Would you?
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Female 1,395
:P `lewd women` *blush*
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Male 995
Is he saying that heterosexual child molestors get off the hook?
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Male 4,246
He sure looks bummed out about something. I bet he totally has the hots for lewd and/or rebellious women.
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Male 12
I think in the circle it says "Pencil-necked, weak-willed gutless men", which is quite a specific demographic to go round hating.

I like how "Baby killers" is written in the same font you`d use as if it were a horror film title or something.

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Male 65
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS!!!!!!! jk
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Male 76
jangofett600 - btw, he DOES NOT represent true Christianity. So please, whatever you do, just know that he`s a crazy nutjob and does NOT follow the actual teachings of Christianity.

Jango ... what are the actual teachings of Christianity AND can you direct me to ANYONE who actually practices those teachings?

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Male 777
So all of the non-child-molesting homosexuals are safe, right?
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Male 11
And thus we see what happens when people get tired of trolling the internet and decide to do it in real life instead.
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Male 42
Apparently, church attendance is the sole marker on who is more "right" in a religious argument.

But I did laugh at warnings aimed towards the mormons, witches, and a liar. (THE liar.)

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Female 289
what does that D word say like to the ride in the middle sorta
does it say "Drunkards"? serious is that what is says?


and alos he really needs to get laid...

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Male 418
"ERM NOT REALLY.
Its not that he doesnt follow the true teachings of christianity..

ITS THAT HE DOES, MORE THAN YOU

Its because he listens to everything written in the bible.

Example... the bible says that homosexuals, people who work on sabath, and REBELIOUS CHILDREN should be PUT TO DEATH.

I said something against that once... and some STUPID MOTHERdratER said that killing in the name of christ is NOT MURDER.

uurrghghhhhh

Dont tell me Im wrong, because you`d be talking to someone who used to go to church about 4 times a week. Sometimes more."

I will tell you your wrong.
Your talking to a kid who had to go to church everyday ( except saturday) for 14 years. My poppa is the pastor.

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Male 7,933
"Well I`ll be damned. "Atheists" IS on it. : )"
LOL

"ERM NOT REALLY.
Its not that he doesnt follow the true teachings of christianity..

ITS THAT HE DOES, MORE THAN YOU

Its because he listens to everything written in the bible.

Example... the bible says that homosexuals, people who work on sabath, and REBELIOUS CHILDREN should be PUT TO DEATH.

I said something against that once... and some STUPID MOTHERdratER said that killing in the name of christ is NOT MURDER.

uurrghghhhhh

Dont tell me Im wrong, because you`d be talking to someone who used to go to church about 4 times a week. Sometimes more."

He read the Bible, he just didnt understand it


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Male 7,933
How is poster makers not on that list?
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Male 65
hey whats with the "two faced people" around the comedy tragedy masks. Is doing theatre now an unforgivable sin cause I guess I`m pretty much drated
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Male 904
WARNING: PEOPLE WHO HOLD SIGNS, call names, WEAR OLD FASHIONED CLOTHES, have old haircuts, DONT HAVE ANY FUN...

BULLIES ARE COMING!

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Female 15,763
How is hair gel not on there?
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Male 298
"Child molesting homosexuals"

i knew it was there lol. so its ok to be gay as long as you don`t touch kids and you can`t be Mormon? OK

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Male 2,440
Well I`ll be damned. "Atheists" IS on it. : )
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Male 298
i was surprised not to see homosexuals

maybe its a sign? (LOL =|)

also, atheists are on it, and homosexuals probably are too

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Male 2,440
And since we`re on the subject, for all you Christians out there, Leviticus 19:28 says that you can`t have tattoos, sorry.
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Male 2,440
ahahahahaha. Nice slicked hair.

"AND MORMONS" < nice

I was surprised to not find "Atheists and Evilutionists" on the board. : D

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Female 386
ERM NOT REALLY.

Its not that he doesnt follow the true teachings of christianity..

ITS THAT HE DOES, MORE THAN YOU

Its because he listens to everything written in the bible.

Example... the bible says that homosexuals, people who work on sabath, and REBELIOUS CHILDREN should be PUT TO DEATH.

I said something against that once... and some STUPID MOTHERdratER said that killing in the name of christ is NOT MURDER.

uurrghghhhhh

Dont tell me Im wrong, because you`d be talking to someone who used to go to church about 4 times a week. Sometimes more.

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Female 2,258
.. Honestly, that makes me just want to go up to the kid and shamelessly hit on him. Just to see if he would start telling me that I`d be going straight to hell. Also, I`m curious as to what would make a woman "rebellious," because I`d bet I`d fit that category too.
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Male 44
careful what you say baldie, i think this is one of the people who might like same-sex uh.... "relations"
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Female 2,258
Well crap, I`m screwed. )-|
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Male 3,369
I just love laughing at these idiots!
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Male 65
Wow...im a guy and i dont wanna sound gay, cuz im not, but i would bang that kid to make him normal
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Male 543
ROFL. "...and mormons"

what about myspace whores?

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Male 342
What`s that written in the red circle?
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Male 298
ahaha just noticed the "and mormons"
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Female 36
Mantistador

I think you`re right. I can`t make anything else out of that.

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Male 298
Christians are coming to kill you.
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Male 2,199
what does the circles one say? looks like pencil necked weak minded gutless men...
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Male 33
im a little devil
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Male 522
What a nutjob! Cept for the Rebellious women part, he`s got that one right. God will punish them. Also the gays and the video game makers. Oh and also midgets, and um.. people who talk on the cell phone real loud on the bus. And West Virginians. There screwed too....but that guy is totally a nut.
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Male 44
or Phycopathic nutjobs, with sandwich signs in public places
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Male 9
I wonder if he purposefully left out `arrogant pricks`.
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Female 533
Isn`t there something about the judgemental getting judged?
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Female 36
I really like how "liar" is singular.
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Male 35
haha, "And Mormons..."
haha, i`m a mormon! this list is kinda funny.
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Female 4,197
yeah sports nuts got me too... what have we done to anyone?
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Female 1,070
"rebellious women" it says -_-
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Male 342
Baby killers AND sports nuts?
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Male 47
btw, he DOES NOT represent true Christianity. So please, whatever you do, just know that he`s a crazy nutjob and does NOT follow the actual teachings of Christianity.
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Female 36
"Pot smoking little devils"

Really??? . . . really??? Try harder.

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Male 44
dude this guy needs to get laid at least 10 times before we start to see some changes
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Male 2,616
"t`is missing a great many things..."

Yeah, like overzealous religious fanatics.

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Male 30
I toured University of Florida, and there was a guy just like this, walking around, screaming at the top of his lungs that, "God is coming!"
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Female 472
Somewhere on the left, his right, it says `women` with a red dot above it.

Women are going to all die? Yeah, kid needs to get laid.

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Male 2,160
t`is missing a great many things...
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Male 1,228
It`s missing "Football fans".
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Male 20,827
Link: Covering All Bases [Rate Link] - Yet something tells me he just needs to get laid.
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