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Date: 06/13/08 07:34 PM

74 Responses to Covering All Bases

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    Link: Covering All Bases - Yet something tells me he just needs to get laid.
  2. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    It`s missing "Football fans".
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    t`is missing a great many things...
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    obello Male 18-29
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    June 13, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    I toured University of Florida, and there was a guy just like this, walking around, screaming at the top of his lungs that, "God is coming!"
  5. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    Somewhere on the left, his right, it says `women` with a red dot above it.

    Women are going to all die? Yeah, kid needs to get laid.

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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    "t`is missing a great many things..."

    Yeah, like overzealous religious fanatics.

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    metallica_14 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    dude this guy needs to get laid at least 10 times before we start to see some changes
  8. Profile photo of Sathyre
    Sathyre Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    "Pot smoking little devils"

    Really??? . . . really??? Try harder.

  9. Profile photo of jangofett600
    jangofett600 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    btw, he DOES NOT represent true Christianity. So please, whatever you do, just know that he`s a crazy nutjob and does NOT follow the actual teachings of Christianity.
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    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    Baby killers AND sports nuts?
  11. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    "rebellious women" it says -_-
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    yeah sports nuts got me too... what have we done to anyone?
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    guth2391 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    haha, "And Mormons..."
    haha, i`m a mormon! this list is kinda funny.
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    Sathyre Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    I really like how "liar" is singular.
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    catlvr887 Female 13-17
    533 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    Isn`t there something about the judgemental getting judged?
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    GlitchGamer Male 13-17
    9 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    I wonder if he purposefully left out `arrogant pricks`.
  17. Profile photo of metallica_14
    metallica_14 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    or Phycopathic nutjobs, with sandwich signs in public places
  18. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    What a nutjob! Cept for the Rebellious women part, he`s got that one right. God will punish them. Also the gays and the video game makers. Oh and also midgets, and um.. people who talk on the cell phone real loud on the bus. And West Virginians. There screwed too....but that guy is totally a nut.
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    zero87194 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    im a little devil
  20. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    what does the circles one say? looks like pencil necked weak minded gutless men...
  21. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    Christians are coming to kill you.
  22. Profile photo of Sathyre
    Sathyre Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    Mantistador

    I think you`re right. I can`t make anything else out of that.

  23. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    ahaha just noticed the "and mormons"
  24. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    What`s that written in the red circle?
  25. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    ROFL. "...and mormons"

    what about myspace whores?

  26. Profile photo of Baldie1029
    Baldie1029 Male 13-17
    65 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    Wow...im a guy and i dont wanna sound gay, cuz im not, but i would bang that kid to make him normal
  27. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    I just love laughing at these idiots!
  28. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    Well crap, I`m screwed. )-|
  29. Profile photo of metallica_14
    metallica_14 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    careful what you say baldie, i think this is one of the people who might like same-sex uh.... "relations"
  30. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:34 pm
    .. Honestly, that makes me just want to go up to the kid and shamelessly hit on him. Just to see if he would start telling me that I`d be going straight to hell. Also, I`m curious as to what would make a woman "rebellious," because I`d bet I`d fit that category too.
  31. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    ERM NOT REALLY.

    Its not that he doesnt follow the true teachings of christianity..

    ITS THAT HE DOES, MORE THAN YOU

    Its because he listens to everything written in the bible.

    Example... the bible says that homosexuals, people who work on sabath, and REBELIOUS CHILDREN should be PUT TO DEATH.

    I said something against that once... and some STUPID MOTHERdratER said that killing in the name of christ is NOT MURDER.

    uurrghghhhhh

    Dont tell me Im wrong, because you`d be talking to someone who used to go to church about 4 times a week. Sometimes more.

  32. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    ahahahahaha. Nice slicked hair.

    "AND MORMONS" < nice

    I was surprised to not find "Atheists and Evilutionists" on the board. : D

  33. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    And since we`re on the subject, for all you Christians out there, Leviticus 19:28 says that you can`t have tattoos, sorry.
  34. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    i was surprised not to see homosexuals

    maybe its a sign? (LOL =|)

    also, atheists are on it, and homosexuals probably are too

  35. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    Well I`ll be damned. "Atheists" IS on it. : )
  36. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    "Child molesting homosexuals"

    i knew it was there lol. so its ok to be gay as long as you don`t touch kids and you can`t be Mormon? OK

  37. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    How is hair gel not on there?
  38. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    WARNING: PEOPLE WHO HOLD SIGNS, call names, WEAR OLD FASHIONED CLOTHES, have old haircuts, DONT HAVE ANY FUN...

    BULLIES ARE COMING!

  39. Profile photo of muffliato
    muffliato Male 18-29
    65 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    hey whats with the "two faced people" around the comedy tragedy masks. Is doing theatre now an unforgivable sin cause I guess I`m pretty much drated
  40. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    How is poster makers not on that list?
  41. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    "Well I`ll be damned. "Atheists" IS on it. : )"
    LOL

    "ERM NOT REALLY.
    Its not that he doesnt follow the true teachings of christianity..

    ITS THAT HE DOES, MORE THAN YOU

    Its because he listens to everything written in the bible.

    Example... the bible says that homosexuals, people who work on sabath, and REBELIOUS CHILDREN should be PUT TO DEATH.

    I said something against that once... and some STUPID MOTHERdratER said that killing in the name of christ is NOT MURDER.

    uurrghghhhhh

    Dont tell me Im wrong, because you`d be talking to someone who used to go to church about 4 times a week. Sometimes more."

    He read the Bible, he just didnt understand it


  42. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    "ERM NOT REALLY.
    Its not that he doesnt follow the true teachings of christianity..

    ITS THAT HE DOES, MORE THAN YOU

    Its because he listens to everything written in the bible.

    Example... the bible says that homosexuals, people who work on sabath, and REBELIOUS CHILDREN should be PUT TO DEATH.

    I said something against that once... and some STUPID MOTHERdratER said that killing in the name of christ is NOT MURDER.

    uurrghghhhhh

    Dont tell me Im wrong, because you`d be talking to someone who used to go to church about 4 times a week. Sometimes more."

    I will tell you your wrong.
    Your talking to a kid who had to go to church everyday ( except saturday) for 14 years. My poppa is the pastor.

  43. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    what does that D word say like to the ride in the middle sorta
    does it say "Drunkards"? serious is that what is says?


    and alos he really needs to get laid...

  44. Profile photo of soleado10er
    soleado10er Male 18-29
    42 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    Apparently, church attendance is the sole marker on who is more "right" in a religious argument.

    But I did laugh at warnings aimed towards the mormons, witches, and a liar. (THE liar.)

  45. Profile photo of Kcajamos
    Kcajamos Male 18-29
    11 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:09 am
    And thus we see what happens when people get tired of trolling the internet and decide to do it in real life instead.
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    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:57 am
    So all of the non-child-molesting homosexuals are safe, right?
  47. Profile photo of popcorncali
    popcorncali Male 40-49
    76 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:09 am
    jangofett600 - btw, he DOES NOT represent true Christianity. So please, whatever you do, just know that he`s a crazy nutjob and does NOT follow the actual teachings of Christianity.

    Jango ... what are the actual teachings of Christianity AND can you direct me to ANYONE who actually practices those teachings?

  48. Profile photo of VINSON
    VINSON Male 18-29
    65 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:22 am
    I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS!!!!!!! jk
  49. Profile photo of Moaize
    Moaize Male 18-29
    12 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 3:50 am
    I think in the circle it says "Pencil-necked, weak-willed gutless men", which is quite a specific demographic to go round hating.

    I like how "Baby killers" is written in the same font you`d use as if it were a horror film title or something.

  50. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 3:52 am
    He sure looks bummed out about something. I bet he totally has the hots for lewd and/or rebellious women.
  51. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:41 am
    Is he saying that heterosexual child molestors get off the hook?
  52. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:28 am
    :P `lewd women` *blush*
  53. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:39 am
    hehe. If I saw that I`d give him a punch-in-the-face. Would you?
  54. Profile photo of Lollage_town
    Lollage_town Female 18-29
    50 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:51 am
    Stupid mean person thinks homosexuals are all wrong. He needs to look in the mirror.
  55. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 6:26 am
    Wait...only "child molesting homosexuals?" What about the regular, NON-child molesting ones? I`m safe then, right?
    He also conveniently forgot "Judgemental (and therefore blasphemous) Christians" and the whole "do not make a show of your religion before men" thing.
  56. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:04 am
    " pot smoking little devils " ? damn they got me :(
  57. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:13 am
    Deranged...
  58. Profile photo of Nazarene
    Nazarene Male 50-59
    187 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:23 am
    Stufftkid, If you`re dad`s the Pastor he should have explained to you that the old testament is a shadow of what is to come. When it says that someone should be put to death it is telling symbolical telling that those people will suffer the second death.
  59. Profile photo of Nazarene
    Nazarene Male 50-59
    187 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:26 am
    I must have missed the part where the bible talks about "sports nuts".
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    Boodle01 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:34 am
    I was almost not even going to bother commenting..

    Until I saw the f se religions..
    And the `pencil necked weak kneed gutless men`

    This kid has a real talent for coming up with entire groups to hate.. most people can only be prejudiced against one or two.

  61. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:38 am
    my guess is he just lost a bet.
  62. Profile photo of kittyloaf
    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:39 am
    I mean some of them are valid. But things like sports nut doesnt belong there. Thats like saying, "No hobbies or you go to hell".
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    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:44 am
    "Pot smoking little devils" sounds like something my Grandma would say
  64. Profile photo of tedweird
    tedweird Male 18-29
    298 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 10:14 am
    whatever happened to "love thy neighbor as thyself?"
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    newbie4sale Female 18-29
    102 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    rebellious women +1
    sports nut +1
    pot smoking little devils +1

    OMG I`m doomed!

  66. Profile photo of jangofett600
    jangofett600 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    The true teachings of Christianity are giving your love and life to what Jesus said. While always referenced by furious atheists such as yourself (though I don`t hold it against you), Jesus (in a way) rebelled against the Rabbi and their teaching of the Old testament. So, in a sentence, the *true* teachings of Christianity are of tolerance and love, and above all, devotion to Jesus. Amen. lol
  67. Profile photo of Sugar907
    Sugar907 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    I believe in the red circle it says, "Pencil neck weak minded gutless men"... it`s really funny, how he looks just like that... )-|
  68. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    ...some days I just want to sit atop a roof with a bow and about twelve quivers...

    DIVINE ARROW! FIND THY MARK!

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    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    cough photoshopped cough
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    RodneyJason Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 11:12 pm
    He forgot Crazy christian radicals... other than that he has everyone on earth covered
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    Snickers686 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    shame,....i think if he saw me he would die!!!ima baby killer, i smoke weed, im mormon belive it or not,....and i love rebelious women they way more kinkeh,.....i was jk about the baby killer thing
  72. Profile photo of Snickers686
    Snickers686 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    And no1 cant tell me that they dont love moneh cous that would be a lie!!!
    i love moneh ima sex addict,...i lie
    i thought about becoming buddhist!!!
    so yeah i would scare that kid i think!!
  73. Profile photo of Snickers686
    Snickers686 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    but im curious about whats on the back of the sign!
  74. Profile photo of Malibu315
    Malibu315 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 8:11 am
    He`s kinda cute, I like a challenge!

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