Come on Down to the Farm

Submitted by: Kalimdon 8 years ago Funny

Old people, homophobia, religion, and redneck logic. Joy!
There are 80 comments:
Female 14
This just makes me want to vomit. I never understood why it`s anybody`s business who prefers to sleep with whom, anyway. People are so self-important. *yacks*
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Male 56
yep comparing people to farm animals american logic..........
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Female 359
"This is either the greatest satire or a shameful display of social stagnation." - I love that post. haha I really did have a hard time deciding whether it was a real show or not.
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Female 2,228
*Returns high five to R U Kidding* Yeah, that`s what i`m talkin` bout, wonder twin powers activate!!
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Male 3,619
All must convert to buddhism, wwe`ll save animal life and live in perfect harmony

No God = No War.

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Male 3,619
hmm... who the hell care if gays don`t make any kids, we arn`t exactly on the burge of extinction :P
its natural to be gay, there is no God (just face it) and there is absolutely no sense in saying gay/lesbians are worse people. so stop forcing them into fear of "coming out",
*And no more sending them to the "farm", I hate parents that refuse to accept their children for what they are.
were born like what we are. Religion was becouse we wanted anwers, religion is fake, therefor the answers we got were also fake.

argo: (I have no idea what i want to say right here)


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btw, yes animals are gay. big number of male giraffes are gay. (did you know that?)

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Female 111
Red5thefinn- There is a god. nuff said. see i can state my oppinion with out basing in off anything too. go me.
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Male 815
MeganS, all those "quotes" you posted where true, but if you read a little bit ahead in that history book you`d also read about the party-schism that took place in the late-19th century... i mean meh not that any of that is ever relevant but still...
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Male 4,246
QueenZira, thank your for putting into words almost precisely what I was thinking. Virtual high five!

ukelelemike: Sexual orientation is not a choice, but sexual behaviour is. Therefore, a person who was born gay could still do whatever straight people do, but would most likely be miserable. Going against one`s true self is always the path to pain & suffering.

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Male 649
i guess this guy deosns`t know that there are gay animals that do the exact thing he is describing
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Female 2,228
Oh and before I forget, I would be just as paranoid and fear filled and hateful as you are except for the fact that I have a living beating human heart and when I hear rhetoric like yours it makes that part of me wish to die...
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Male 157
I`m just courious as to how these old people figured out how to make a video let alone post it.. then again there are young narrow minding teens out there who thought itd be a good idea, though im sure they didnt realize they`d be hated by most of america I.E the open minded ones
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Female 2,228
And i don`t know how IAB`s gay folks take it either, they must have the patience and perserverance of absolute honest to Goddess saints.
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Female 2,228
Ukelele: I`m just gonna say this b/c i have a pathological inability to keep silent when the bull s h i t starts hitting the walls. Gay is not a choice just like straight is not a choice. People who come out suddenly are people who have tried to pass as straight in a primarily straight world. When they can no longer be someone they are not, they become honest with themselves and the world. If you still think gay is a choice take my "gay for a day" challenge and become legitimately gay yourself. It can`t be done.
And don`t equate gay with young eating, fractured anaolgy fallacy if I ever seen one. I honestly don`t know how you people sleep at night, with all the ludricrous hatred + stupidity you spread.
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Female 42
I feel like that`s kinda saying "I`ll concede that some animals engage in eating meat. A lot of animals eat their young, too. Does that mean its ok for humans?"

You could be a vegetarian, for all I know too...

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Male 187
I`ll concede that some animals engage in homosexual behavior. A lot of animals eat their young, too. Does that mean it`s OK for humans?
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Male 253
"As far as who stood against the equal rights, the democrat party was against equal rights and civil rights, whiel the republicans sttod for it. It was Lincoln, a Republican and Christian, who fougnt for the rights of slvaes to be free. Remember a little document called the Emancipation Proclimation? That we`re Spike Lee who wrote that."

He didn`t fight for the rights of the slaves. He fought to keep the United States united. Slavery was an after-thought, and more of a way to entice free slaves to fight for the Union (by the by, freed slaves also fought for the Confederacy. The Civil War was NOT about slavery)

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Male 1,141
animals actually can be homosexual as well. These people need to realize its not some preference or choice, its a genetic thing that has been happening forever.
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Male 11,740
I couldn`t force myself to watch that. IF it was meant as a joke it was mildly amusing. But there are too many people who agree with it, which makes it disgusting.
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Female 42
and some male bonobos will give each other genital messages..how is this alpha-male activity?

While you may be in right, that in some situations same-sex sexual dominance is a means to create hierarchy within an animal group, there have been documented occurrences, such as in male swans, where a same-sex animal couple will stay together, engage in sexual behaviors with one another, and raise a offspring together by either impregnating a female once and stealing the offspring from the female, or getting impregnated by a male once and fighting off the male any time that he may be present.

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Female 42
ukelelemike- "As for everyone being female until after embryogenesis, that is false-they just have no specific sex-just a biog gaping hole, which either gets smaller and becomes female, of closes up and becomes male-it is the reproductive organs and their development that make them male or female-we don`t all start out with a uterus and ovaries-THEN we would all start out female."

I think people were trying to say was that by default, the body is female...only by the actions of testicular hormones does it become male. The external female genitalia do not need to be stimulated by female sex hormones to become female, they just naturally develop that way. All fetuses have gonads which can become testes or ovaries until the 6th week when the Sry gene either is not present or is and instructs the undifferentiated fetal gonads to become testes. But bottom line, by default, all fetuses are destined to be female unless changed by the Sry gene.

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Female 70
heyheyhey
animals can by gay

my friend has two boy pigs
and I went to her house once and saw them porking.

ahahaha... pigs porking.
where do I come up with this suff?! *slaps knee*

but yeah... then they ran away together so they could live happily with no judgement.
It was all so beautiful and romantic, really. :) lol

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Male 734
It may be hard to find two roosters going at it, but two male sheep... that`s hardly uncommon at all. O_O
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Male 129
Gance, the homosexual activity you mention is not that at all-it is, rather, alpha-male activity, one male dominating another to be the top of the herd. Females hump each other, too, for the same purpose. I raise Goats, I see it all the time-nothing sexual about it.

As far as who stood against the equal rights, the democrat party was against equal rights and civil rights, whiel the republicans sttod for it. It was Lincoln, a Republican and Christian, who fougnt for the rights of slvaes to be free. Remember a little document called the Emancipation Proclimation? That we`re Spike Lee who wrote that.
Another interseting item: Dr. Martin Luther King was a REPUBLICAN! and a conservative Christian, as well.
Homosexulaity is not a race or gender: it is a choice. Far too many people have decided later in life to suddely "be" gay for it to be a birth thing. It is wrong and a sin, and that`s all there is to it.
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Male 3,255
Well he is right on one front, homosexuality is technically wrong, as in, incorrect. The point of life is to reproduce and being gay is counter-productive to evolution, but a lot of poo we do isn`t technically right anymore, as long as they are good people and aren`t hurting anyone, who gives a poo if they are doing something that is technically wrong?
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Female 924
I actually though this song was a satire, was pretty funny ... but apparently they are serious about it, how weird.
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Female 45
"Will-O-Wisp:
I`m neither for nor against gay marriage, but I do dislike the idea that a marriage is only good if it produces children.
I`m a woman. I like men. I don`t want kids. End of story."

IAMMIZ approves of and agrees with this message.

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Female 215
Are these people fo rizzle?
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Male 114
he said liberal, not democrat. If YOU read a history book, you`d know that republicans used to be the liberal party.
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Female 102
I`ve personally seen cows in heat going around straddling other cows...it happens quite often.

Homophobia FTL!

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Male 68
I am surprised that no one has brought this up, but there is homosexual activity shown by many animals in the world. Thus, this breaks that retarded rooster argument.

While education is limited on these forums, if one has an understanding of biology and psychology instead of myths from the bible, one can have a much stronger grasp in reality and a deeper sense of compassion and understanding.

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Female 17
"Its completely ridiculous and pathetic that it took so long for black people and women to gain equal rights, and i guarantee you it was not the liberals who stood against those civil rights laws." --bassstud09

"Blacks are inferior to the whites in the endowments of both of body and mind."

--Thomas Jefferson, 1787
Co-founder of the Democratic Party (along with Andrew Jackson)

"Resolved, That the Democratic Party will resist all attempts at renewing, in Congress or out of it, the agitation of the slavery question, under whatever shape or color the attempt may be made."

--Platform of the Democratic Party, 1852

"Instead of restoring the Union, it [the Republican Party] has, so far as in its power, dissolved it, and subjected ten states, in time of profound peace, to military despotism and Negro supremacy."

--Platform of the Democratic Party, 1868

Read a history book.

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Female 17
while you guys are laughing at them...

they`re laughing at you.

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Female 458
I`m neither for nor against gay marriage, but I do dislike the idea that a marriage is only good if it produces children.

I`m a woman. I like men. I don`t want kids. End of story.

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Male 271
I am not against the gay marriage thing at all, but I have to admit this song was f*cking awesome... really catchy and goofy. If you have to be an intolerant dumbass, this is the way to do it.
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Male 1,036
When god said love your brother, I`m pretty sure he meant gay sex.
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Female 444
>0.o< My ex listens to music that sounds like that creepy.
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Male 99
The only place I want to see gays in union is in the grave.
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Female 533
who cares whether or not they can reproduce? humans aren`t exactly an endangered species.
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Male 132
^smart words
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Male 192
ukuelemike

I never made a claim as to weather or not homosexuality is wrong or right. However, if i am ignorant for being tolerant of people who have different lifestyles than myself, then i pity those who lack that ignorance.

Only conservative douche bags fail to understand that suppression of people with ideas that vary from their own only slows down the progress of our evolution. Its completely ridiculous and pathetic that it took so long for black people and women to gain equal rights, and i guarantee you it was not the liberals who stood against those civil rights laws.

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Male 762
I watched exactly 1:07 and im pretty sure I gathered the point of the video , I just cant stand that appaling music !
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Male 13
lol that was funny
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Male 522
I think I`d rather f|_|ck my friend Jeff than that dude`s fugly ass wife.

And no, I`m not gay.

Who wants to "make a chicken" anyway?

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Female 345
Did the wife bug the hell out of anyone else? She was off time and she looked like a robot the entire time! She was all smiley and reminded me of an ugly Stepford wife with bad timing.
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Female 13
This is hilarious. I honestly don`t care if they`re serious or not, the point is we get to point and laugh at how STUPID they are, and anyone that thinks they`re right.
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Male 129
Wow-after reading these posts, it isn`t those folks on the video who are ignorant, but the posters. Bassstudio said something very tellig: that it wasn`t until college that he realized how ignorant his upbringing was-another person who let themselves be talked into being an idiot in college.
As for everyone being female until after embryogenesis, that is false-they just have no specific sex-just a biog gaping hole, which either gets smaller and becomes female, of closes up and becomes male-it is the reproductive organs and their development that make them male or female-we don`t all start out with a uterus and ovaries-THEN we would all start out female. It`s like saying we have gills in the womb, the Haekel lies, which he admitted to-not gill slits, but folds that develop into bones. Boy, who`s ignorant here?
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Male 119
groogle, having studied embryology, you have all your chromosmes after fertilisation, nothing really changes after embryogenesis, and the actual male genetalia is caused by the SRY gene, which is definately present in males right after fertilisation.
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Male 4,246
I could`ve sworn this was a joke. :-(
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Male 4,012
""Protip: Female have XY chromosomes and male have XX chromosomes but sometime female are born with XX chromosomes and sometime male are born with XY chromosomes leading to much confusions in their sexual life."

Got it backwards, friend. Plus, the pair of chromosomes determine what gender you are. You aren`t simply a male born with XX, that`d make you female. l2genetics"

If you want to be even more picky at it, it`s the SRY gene on the Y chromosome that determines your biological maleness. You can be a male with XX if you have a mutation and a SRY gene pops up on one of the Xs.

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Male 72
ive seen to sheep goin at it!
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Male 335
Neat song, crappy lyrics.

You can tell his wife doesn`t even wanna be in the video.

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Male 253
"Protip: Female have XY chromosomes and male have XX chromosomes but sometime female are born with XX chromosomes and sometime male are born with XY chromosomes leading to much confusions in their sexual life."

Got it backwards, friend. Plus, the pair of chromosomes determine what gender you are. You aren`t simply a male born with XX, that`d make you female. l2genetics

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Male 51
man, American conservatives give the rest off us a bad name.
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Male 518
FAKE!

I kid, that was actually pretty funny.

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Male 2,372
Gay marriage is a joke.

This was funny sh*t! :-D

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Male 114
yay I got a link posted! I was beginning to think it wouldnt post
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Male 395
these people have obviously never seen two male sheep going at it. lol
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Male 2,172
I found a loophole in their logic.

Whiptail Lizards

Add to this the fact that all humans are all born female until after the embryogenesis process which actually give the extra X or Y chromosones that determine if the baby is a boy or a girl. ( Yes, this means you were a girl once )

It`s not simple but soon it will be explained why some male tend to fall in love with other males and some female tend to fall in love with other female.

Protip: Female have XY chromosomes and male have XX chromosomes but sometime female are born with XX chromosomes and sometime male are born with XY chromosomes leading to much confusions in their sexual life.

Tldr: Some girl are dude in disguise and aome dude are girl in disguise but homosexual and lesbians are in disguise since birth because they`re born with the costume.

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Male 253
Gotta admit though, at least some of the lines were a little clever.

I`m kinda glad it was just a ranting song about procreation (though people can procreate just fine without getting married). At first I thought it`d be a little more sinister (e.g. come down to the farm, wherein I will lynch you)

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Female 447
Agreed. Too tired to repeat what`s already been said.
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Female 523
this is hilarious.
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Female 15,763
Ugh. I already have a headache.
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Male 192
oh, and i dont think people like this can grasp the concept of satire.

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Male 192
yeah im from a very conservative district in texas. It wasnt until i went to college and realized that my upbringing was THAT ignorant that i became a liberal lol

seriously, my parents are identical to that, in fact, my dad would defiantly write a song just like that. lold

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Male 637
It`s not satire. If you go to the site, it`s quite plain that they really are that ignorant. I`m from Texas, and the people I knew there were very open. (Although, I was young before I moved.) So, I don`t know what`s up where you live, bassstud. Though, props for being able to put three S`s right next to each other, and confuse me for a second while typing. Anyway, yeah, it`s people like this that make me want to instate eugenics in favor of open-mindedness.
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Male 72
wow... it`s like, my hometown put to music T_T
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Male 285
okay then...
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Male 904
hmm there are two ways i could go with this post
1.joke about how stereotypical that yokel was
2.admit that i LOLd at this

i choose
1.DID YALL SEE THE NECK ON THAT THARE BOY? lol

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Female 657
Is this for real? This seems almost like a parody of what an anti-gay video would be...

And do I need to even say this? There is animal homosexuality... Wiki stuff supporting this.

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Female 1,006
wtf?
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Male 192
lold

sadly, here in texas, this accurately represents the vast majority of conservative douchebags.

namely my parents :/ lol

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Male 270
This is either the greatest satire or a shameful display of social stagnation.
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Female 1,142
Well that`s just silly.
Old people don`t use e-mail! :D
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Male 4,012
T_T
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Male 815
so cleaver... quaint... haha oh man...
maybe two gay roosters grow arms? who knows when you`re dealing with poetry like this...
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Female 332
roosters don`t have arms.
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Male 1,556
They go hand in hand! But really, Whats you point of bringing in some idiot into the world. Let them be gay. On the other hand,
There Is Not A God, NUFF SAID OK ENOUGH!
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Male 554
Okay, will do.
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Male 114
Link: Come on Down to the Farm [Rate Link] - Old people, homophobia, religion, and redneck logic. Joy!
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