Church Beheading

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
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Simple physics: When four feeble old men carry a statue made of solid plaster up stairs in a church, no good can happen.
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Male 1,193
also the statue is a women. long hair, breasts, and narrow face. stop calling it jesus everyone...
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Male 1,193
ltfurpie.... if god is pushing everything down then wouldn`t airplanes and helicopters be considered humans way of out smarting god. i don`t like scientist that waste tax payer money to talk crackheaded ideas that are crazy and don`t matter.
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Male 1,193
back right corner guys fault physically for dropping his pole but the other three were pretty dumb. Once that corner gave out they decided to try and lift their side more making it slant. They should`ve tried to drop their end as softly as possible. I dislike old people, they`re dumb and usually mean. Good for nothing and are condescending to kids. Next time hire a group of mexicans to carry it.
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Female 1,186
OMG
not cool, but i laughed out loud regardless
everyone`s reaction in the church was HILARIOUS
nd it was even more so when they just propped it back up and walked away XD
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Male 28
I was very reluctant to watch this b/c I thought an actual guy got his head taken off. lol
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Male 560
i lol`d
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Male 12
ITS AN OMEN!!
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Male 126
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA that statue probly cost loads lol!
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Female 121
lols why`d they have to freeeak
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Male 2,781
LMAO @ THE PALLBEARERS SAUNTERING OFF...
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Male 13
maybe its just gods way of saying that he made it all up?
think about it
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Female 295
I hate how everyone on the first page is like " Oh, a statue fell, God must be dead!" I watched the video, thought it was funny, and am not questioning religion right now, I feel pretty good....
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Female 432
the screams,the laughs and the picture flashs jut made it better
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Female 386
OWNED
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Male 773
i love how someone took a picture straight away after
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Male 1,244
You know what they were thinking wasnt anything Godly
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Male 1,039
LOL, Awesome reaction.

Also, was that Jesus? Almost looked like it could have been Mary.

Either way, hilarious.

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Male 163
not dust but pices but good guess
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Male 3,431
Dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
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Female 133
I feel bad for the statue. What a way to die!
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Male 16
lol i watched this and thought to myself "May god have mercy on their souls"
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Male 285
ZOMG plaster-man is dead! he is dead!
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Male 695
You killed Jesus, now you`re going to HELL!
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Male 355
God is soooooo gonna punish them!
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Male 357
where was the old lady that starts screaming "BANANAAAA!"

that was missing...

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Male 1,013
LOL davymid.

It isn`t gravity, it is the thory of "Intelligent Falling"

(note: link is to the onion, which can sometimes be NSFW)

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Male 12,138
It`s called the "THEORY" of Gravity for a reason you know- it`s just a theory.
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Male 1,013
I`m ashamed of all of you. Making fun of the illegitimate child of Mary loosing his head! I feel an 11th deadly plague comming on. You know how that god of the bible likes to kill an` all!

"Jesus loves you yes I know, when his father isn`t killing us so terribly so..."

oops, did I go too far this time. It`s all in the bible!

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Male 76
ha
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Male 1,036
idol worship = idle worship
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Male 135
No-one has mentioned Idolatry yet?
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Male 453
i love the way the congregation just freaked!
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Female 15,763
I`m surprised no one fainted.

Or was cracking up for that matter.

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Male 5,970
LOL someone took a picture
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Male 3,255
lol
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Male 132
why were they all upset about the statue breaking, instead of you know, checking to see if someone was hurt?
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Male 294
i bet jesus was laughing up there while playing chess with st peter.

(:

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Female 283
They have a practice statue for the next guys now.
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Female 24
ahhh why do they stand it up in the end!? its like proclaiming the fact that it was beheaded!!!
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Male 2,440
Methinks Satan pushed it. : D

They`re all like "OMG!!!" X D

I think I saw someone faint too. Those kooky Christians. : P

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Male 762
PHAIL !
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Male 1,347
Oh jesus wept from tears of laughter, I swear the "son of god" would`ve laughed his ass off too
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Male 121
More proof that there is indeed a god!!! HAHA
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Female 960
Ahahahahaha. God bless physics. ;]
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Male 563
Ditto with Jasonlowe. My dad`s a minister and this is brilliant.
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Male 69
hehehe foolish christians and their shrines
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Female 1,070
hey Serio

they don`t believe in gravity D:

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Female 114
well... it`s official... god hates you
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Male 68
Church - 0
Gravity - 1
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Male 17
How many do you bet will lose faith?
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Male 7,933
aahnoid, I would have joined you.
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Male 7,933
1. How old is this? I dont know of any special celebrations going on now... with that said I haven`t been to church in a while. I could blame my car but im 2 blocks away from a church... I give my tithe, they cant complain.

2. The picture made it so much better.

3. Statue carrying is not for dyslexics. (Look at the old man who dropped it. He turned the wrong way?

4. And I can`t imagine the people screaming there are the same ones like in Macaroni Grill where when you drop a plate everyone claps.... ah Macaroni Grill... how you let us color on table

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Male 375
I would be the only one in that church laughing my ass off, you would probably hear me too
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Male 1,078
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

why the hell was everyone shouting like a bomb went off?

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Female 81
shag, i love mercutio and he`s the only one that made romeo and juliet bearable.

and this video made me happy. it really did. hahahahha.

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Female 1,407
Oh the drama! Almost like an omen. ^_^!
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Male 432
That was the quickest transition from tone-deaf boring church music to chaotic screams that I`ve ever heard. That was pretty funny.
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Male 23
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???!!!
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Female 531
well now, if the westboro baptists were around they would say jesus`s head was smashed to teach all you catholics not to be gay...
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Female 151
Ha:],the old men just shuffle away like,"i didnt do it:/..."
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Male 208
the statue`s last words "I am slain, a plague on both o your houses"
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Male 464
Their reactions make it ten times better, like someone has been shot or something.
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Male 112
wow...what`s messed up is someone actually takes a picture
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Male 2,788
A CURSE UPON THAT CHURCH!
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Male 90
My dad was a Pastor while I was growing up, and I would have paid BIG MOOLAH to see something like that happen. The funniest crap always happens in church cause those people take their crap way too seriously.
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Male 81
the screams just made it funnier.
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Female 650
lmao wow everyone FREAKED
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Female 694
Wooooow.... There goes his head! I wonder if that brought on any heart attacks.
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Male 907
Hahaha... Poor Jesus.

Although, it could have done without the screaming.

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Male 20,828
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