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Date: 06/17/08 07:15 PM

70 Responses to Church Beheading

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    Link: Church Beheading - Simple physics: When four feeble old men carry a statue made of solid plaster up stairs in a church, no good can happen.
  2. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    Hahaha... Poor Jesus.

    Although, it could have done without the screaming.

  3. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    Wooooow.... There goes his head! I wonder if that brought on any heart attacks.
  4. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    lmao wow everyone FREAKED
  5. Profile photo of kenneth7415
    kenneth7415 Male 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    the screams just made it funnier.
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    jasonlowe Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    My dad was a Pastor while I was growing up, and I would have paid BIG MOOLAH to see something like that happen. The funniest crap always happens in church cause those people take their crap way too seriously.
  7. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    A CURSE UPON THAT CHURCH!
  8. Profile photo of tito2963
    tito2963 Male 13-17
    112 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    wow...what`s messed up is someone actually takes a picture
  9. Profile photo of BrokenJohn
    BrokenJohn Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    Their reactions make it ten times better, like someone has been shot or something.
  10. Profile photo of shagthefag
    shagthefag Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    the statue`s last words "I am slain, a plague on both o your houses"
  11. Profile photo of BillieBored
    BillieBored Female 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    Ha:],the old men just shuffle away like,"i didnt do it:/..."
  12. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    well now, if the westboro baptists were around they would say jesus`s head was smashed to teach all you catholics not to be gay...
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    Fishfood123 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???!!!
  14. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    That was the quickest transition from tone-deaf boring church music to chaotic screams that I`ve ever heard. That was pretty funny.
  15. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Oh the drama! Almost like an omen. ^_^!
  16. Profile photo of seetheidiot
    seetheidiot Female 13-17
    81 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    shag, i love mercutio and he`s the only one that made romeo and juliet bearable.

    and this video made me happy. it really did. hahahahha.

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    643197 Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    why the hell was everyone shouting like a bomb went off?

  18. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
    375 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    I would be the only one in that church laughing my ass off, you would probably hear me too
  19. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    1. How old is this? I dont know of any special celebrations going on now... with that said I haven`t been to church in a while. I could blame my car but im 2 blocks away from a church... I give my tithe, they cant complain.

    2. The picture made it so much better.

    3. Statue carrying is not for dyslexics. (Look at the old man who dropped it. He turned the wrong way?

    4. And I can`t imagine the people screaming there are the same ones like in Macaroni Grill where when you drop a plate everyone claps.... ah Macaroni Grill... how you let us color on table

  20. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    aahnoid, I would have joined you.
  21. Profile photo of Soytoast
    Soytoast Male 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    How many do you bet will lose faith?
  22. Profile photo of Serio
    Serio Male 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    Church - 0
    Gravity - 1
  23. Profile photo of silverwing23
    silverwing23 Female 13-17
    114 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    well... it`s official... god hates you
  24. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    hey Serio

    they don`t believe in gravity D:

  25. Profile photo of Chappell
    Chappell Male 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    hehehe foolish christians and their shrines
  26. Profile photo of are7era
    are7era Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    Ditto with Jasonlowe. My dad`s a minister and this is brilliant.
  27. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    Ahahahahaha. God bless physics. ;]
  28. Profile photo of nrg70
    nrg70 Male 30-39
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    June 17, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    More proof that there is indeed a god!!! HAHA
  29. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    Oh jesus wept from tears of laughter, I swear the "son of god" would`ve laughed his ass off too
  30. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    PHAIL !
  31. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    Methinks Satan pushed it. : D

    They`re all like "OMG!!!" X D

    I think I saw someone faint too. Those kooky Christians. : P

  32. Profile photo of juicygirl20
    juicygirl20 Female 18-29
    24 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    ahhh why do they stand it up in the end!? its like proclaiming the fact that it was beheaded!!!
  33. Profile photo of Kasu-Chan
    Kasu-Chan Female 18-29
    283 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    They have a practice statue for the next guys now.
  34. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    i bet jesus was laughing up there while playing chess with st peter.

    (:

  35. Profile photo of awesomeloser
    awesomeloser Male 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    why were they all upset about the statue breaking, instead of you know, checking to see if someone was hurt?
  36. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    lol
  37. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    June 17, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    LOL someone took a picture
  38. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 10:23 pm
    I`m surprised no one fainted.

    Or was cracking up for that matter.

  39. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
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    June 17, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    i love the way the congregation just freaked!
  40. Profile photo of digganob
    digganob Male 30-39
    135 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 12:26 am
    No-one has mentioned Idolatry yet?
  41. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 1:00 am
    idol worship = idle worship
  42. Profile photo of popcorncali
    popcorncali Male 40-49
    76 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 1:46 am
    ha
  43. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    June 18, 2008 at 3:01 am
    I`m ashamed of all of you. Making fun of the illegitimate child of Mary loosing his head! I feel an 11th deadly plague comming on. You know how that god of the bible likes to kill an` all!

    "Jesus loves you yes I know, when his father isn`t killing us so terribly so..."

    oops, did I go too far this time. It`s all in the bible!

  44. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 4:36 am
    It`s called the "THEORY" of Gravity for a reason you know- it`s just a theory.
  45. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 5:22 am
    LOL davymid.

    It isn`t gravity, it is the thory of "Intelligent Falling"

    (note: link is to the onion, which can sometimes be NSFW)

  46. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 5:31 am
    where was the old lady that starts screaming "BANANAAAA!"

    that was missing...

  47. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 5:54 am
    God is soooooo gonna punish them!
  48. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 6:37 am
    You killed Jesus, now you`re going to HELL!
  49. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 7:04 am
    ZOMG plaster-man is dead! he is dead!
  50. Profile photo of Hunter421
    Hunter421 Male 13-17
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    June 18, 2008 at 7:25 am
    lol i watched this and thought to myself "May god have mercy on their souls"
  51. Profile photo of Artemis24
    Artemis24 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 7:31 am
    I feel bad for the statue. What a way to die!
  52. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 7:35 am
    Dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
  53. Profile photo of wildde
    wildde Male 13-17
    163 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 8:43 am
    not dust but pices but good guess
  54. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    June 18, 2008 at 9:29 am
    LOL, Awesome reaction.

    Also, was that Jesus? Almost looked like it could have been Mary.

    Either way, hilarious.

  55. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
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    June 18, 2008 at 10:15 am
    You know what they were thinking wasnt anything Godly
  56. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
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    June 18, 2008 at 10:25 am
    i love how someone took a picture straight away after
  57. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 11:32 am
    OWNED
  58. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 11:56 am
    the screams,the laughs and the picture flashs jut made it better
  59. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    I hate how everyone on the first page is like " Oh, a statue fell, God must be dead!" I watched the video, thought it was funny, and am not questioning religion right now, I feel pretty good....
  60. Profile photo of scrum-josh
    scrum-josh Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    maybe its just gods way of saying that he made it all up?
    think about it
  61. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    June 18, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    LMAO @ THE PALLBEARERS SAUNTERING OFF...
  62. Profile photo of greazytings
    greazytings Female 13-17
    121 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    lols why`d they have to freeeak
  63. Profile photo of robinbeirne
    robinbeirne Male 18-29
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    June 18, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA that statue probly cost loads lol!
  64. Profile photo of ThePleb
    ThePleb Male 18-29
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    June 18, 2008 at 7:01 pm
    ITS AN OMEN!!
  65. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    June 18, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    i lol`d
  66. Profile photo of speakerbox75
    speakerbox75 Male 13-17
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    June 18, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    I was very reluctant to watch this b/c I thought an actual guy got his head taken off. lol
  67. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:22 am
    OMG
    not cool, but i laughed out loud regardless
    everyone`s reaction in the church was HILARIOUS
    nd it was even more so when they just propped it back up and walked away XD
  68. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:29 pm
    back right corner guys fault physically for dropping his pole but the other three were pretty dumb. Once that corner gave out they decided to try and lift their side more making it slant. They should`ve tried to drop their end as softly as possible. I dislike old people, they`re dumb and usually mean. Good for nothing and are condescending to kids. Next time hire a group of mexicans to carry it.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:35 pm
    ltfurpie.... if god is pushing everything down then wouldn`t airplanes and helicopters be considered humans way of out smarting god. i don`t like scientist that waste tax payer money to talk crackheaded ideas that are crazy and don`t matter.
  70. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    also the statue is a women. long hair, breasts, and narrow face. stop calling it jesus everyone...

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