Bottle Balancing Act

Submitted by: jessieplume 9 years ago in Entertainment

Some old man shows some serious balance as he holds himself atop a wine bottle. There"s a great joke in there somewhere.
There are 32 comments:
Male 2
He`s ABOVE the influence literally! haha i mightve found the joke!
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Male 41
ummmmm..... no.
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Female 4,028
[quote]i never typed fudge?!?!?!?! it begins with F and sounds like MUCK
[/quote] Firetruck?
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Male 383
i think he was having sex with it and then fell...... and was stuck like that
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Male 41
i never typed fudge?!?!?!?! it begins with F and sounds like MUCK
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Male 41
thats how to stop the cork popping out? yeah get to fudge BIGBUCKS
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Male 762
Old man has socialising issues !
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Female 4,028
That was amazing! Joke: That wasn`t his hand... (I had to. :-P)

Bigbucks, f-ck off.

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Male 307
That old dude was hammered, you see his face?
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Female 215
I`d be afraid the bottle would shatter and plunge into my veins.
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Female 1,306
lol @ someone kicking the bottle =D

and no advertising, bigbucks. round these parts we dont take kindly to your type. X-(

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Male 13
stfu spammer...yeah seen it b4 but still its pretty sweet
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Female 309
That`s pretty nifty.
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Male 4,393
cool
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Male 285
I was waiting for someone to run up and kick that bottle. Lol @ winter ICE.
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Male 4,004
I don`t get the joke.

also, I was hoping the bottle would smash and he`d get large shards of glass into his entire hand and wrist...

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Male 187
That would take some serious strength. And if that bottle broke he would be in some serious doo doo.
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Male 94
What joke?

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Male 1,036
My Dad used to to that sort of thing. And us kids just couldn`t
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Female 1,006
wow. Impressive.
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Female 1,572
Sweet
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Female 4,197
This reminds me, I have wine in the fridge...

*toddles off*

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Male 103
I spend most of my time trying to get to the bottom of the bottle, not staying on top of it.
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Male 42
however hard he tried, john couldnt get his penis out of the bottle enlarger
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Female 4,197
PUSH HIM OVER!!
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Female 15,763
I kept waiting for it to collapse under him... >_>
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Male 976
XP ^^^^ judging by you picture I`d have to say I believe you.
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Male 522
I couldn`t do it.
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Male 428
that would hurt if it is real
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Male 150
Oh wow.....um. I thought he was going to puncture a hole in his stomach or something! :O
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Male 59
Hardon joke here.
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Female 84
Link: Bottle Balancing Act [Rate Link] - Some old man shows some serious balance as he holds himself atop a wine bottle. There`s a great joke in there somewhere.
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