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Date: 06/06/08 04:32 PM

46 Responses to Biblical Theme Park Planned in Germany

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    Link: Biblical Theme Park Planned in Germany - Germany: Home of the full-loop water slide and Bibleland.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    I`m going to make a vacation out of it.
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    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    Film it fer us Fancylad :)
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    J-Dawg15531 Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    i hope they don`t get their money.
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    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    LOL. Sounds like a barrel full of fun...

    It`s funny...under half of Germans believe there is a god, yet about 70% of them consider themselves Christian.
    Same story with the UK.

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    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    Woah...opens in 2012.

    Christian calendar- Mayan calendar thrash down!

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    "The project is well short of the necessary 120 million euros"

    No sh*t.

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    lucidmirror Female 18-29
    59 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    that heaven/hell themed roller coaster sounds scary. Swoop up, see some angels, then plunge down into the fiery gates of hell to be anally raped at like 80 mph by 50 of satan`s minions and possibly involving some pineapples? because you know, christians have to make hell look reaaalllly scary so they can scare all the children into submission...
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    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Ooh 2012, just in time for the apocolypse. I wonder where the proceeds are going?
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    Crap, 2012. Thats when there is that whole solar flare up thing, and the LA earthquake. Bad timing. If it was 2011. different story.
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    Jad- if onbly you knew the truth

    Wow...I`m surprised it`s not in USA

    Anyone else think of that Simpsons episode?

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 6, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    ^^ primetime, watch out man, someone`s been making insinuations... on the sketch swap thing...

    See HERE

    Not cool man.

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    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    lol Turnshroud, that`s the first thing I thought of. Flanders` theme park.
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    ^YAY! I`m not alone
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    June 6, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    simpson`s did it
  16. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
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    June 6, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    This is...interesting.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    They should make Auschwitzland...
  18. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    davymid....BUT WHY THE SOMBRERO?
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    January16 Female 13-17
    233 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    I wanna go to hell for sure now. lol
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    catbarf Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    "i hope they don`t get their money."

    What the hell is wrong with you? I`m a fervent atheist on this site, but to wish them ill just because you disagree with their beliefs is asinine. Let them build a theme park if they like, and be thankful that you are allowed the same priveleges.

    Now that I think about it, while schools and scientific institutions are the perfect representation of atheism, a theme park is in many ways a real manifestation of religion.

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    decoratedbox Male 13-17
    36 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    "the most wonderful and fantastic love story of all, the love story of our Creator and Jesus Christ."
  22. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 6:13 pm

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    cucucahchoo Female 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    So, now my question is about the Mall / Temple - Does Jesus start thrashing the moneylenders every time you use your credit card?
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    Failpark failed... :[
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    Nezaru Male 18-29
    97 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    This actually sounds really cool.
    I`m an atheist, but this just sounds really really cool.
    I`m glad people have enough pride in their faith to build something like this to homage it.
    I want to go to old testament land.
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    sleepingsun Male 18-29
    163 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    I`m going to Praiseland!!!
  27. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    I wanna go! I wanna go!
    I`m so going...
    I`ve never been on a roller coaster in my life, but I want to ride the Heaven/hell one.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
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    June 6, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    NOOOOOO!!!
    *goes to sharpen his longsword,polish his chainmail and prepare torches and arrows for the siege,pillaging and burning*
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    I`m not going after seeing this tonight!

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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    June 6, 2008 at 9:41 pm
    ^^
    Nothing to do with me but damn...did that put a scary angle on religion!
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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    This depresses me.
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    StarChild_ Female 18-29
    68 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 11:40 pm
    You see, what happened was, a few christians have bought into the "end of the world" theory about 2012, and they believe the world will end when Jesus comes back, so they figured that Jesus would like somewhere really kick-a$s to have his big return to the spotlight.
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    StarChild_ Female 18-29
    68 posts
    June 6, 2008 at 11:40 pm
    heh, sorry. couldn`t help it.
  34. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 1:48 am
    Ride Jesus for five euros!
  35. Profile photo of BritishBoy76
    BritishBoy76 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 1:51 am
    Will it feature a guy dressed up as Jesus?
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    chary Female 13-17
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    June 7, 2008 at 2:57 am
    Will it have an Adam and Eve paradise land?

    No admittence unless nude?

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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 5:28 am
    Haha, I wonder if they want us to show up pre or post learning of good and evil. (Apparently knowing this is bad, according to the bible)
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 5:29 am
    ^ hah! Good one.

    Otherwise, I hate this. Huge-ass waste of money. No wonder they cant get investors.

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    DuskLord Male 18-29
    35 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 6:08 am
    Building biblical theme parks makes baby jesus cry.
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    tuvok89 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 6:21 am
    WHY here in germany, build it somewhere else please, dont want those christian fanatics here
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    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 7:22 am
    Hey kids wanna go to Church?!?!
    No !

    Wanna go to Bible-World
    HELLZ YEAH!!!

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    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 9:06 am
    You guys who can`t believe this isn`t in the U.S.:

    The Holy Land Experience

    I can see Noah`s Ark every time I get off I-4 at Conroy Rd. Quite annoying because they tried to get tax exemption. They don`t have any rides though.

  43. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 10:20 am
    Americans can laugh all they like, but chances are they have one too.
  44. Profile photo of Ilbeltz
    Ilbeltz Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    @ Mikeado - Yeah, we do. Frankly, it offends me to see Christianity made into such a joke. A theme park? You might as well build a Christian themed mall. Or sell Christian themed pop CDs... Or build Christian book stores... Oh, wait! They`re already doing that. I wish I could get my hands on some of these evangelical neocon bigwigs that are turning the faith into a business (more than it was already)...
  45. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    Yeah, it makkes a mock of a fellow Abraham religion
  46. Profile photo of hooray4hazel
    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    254 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    Oh for the love of--
    T_T I`mma hafta bomb them. <3

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