Been Caught Stealing

Submitted by: triplej 8 years ago Funny

This lady has a clever way of ripping this store off.
There are 79 comments:
Female 278
haha she walked pretty normal for having something up there
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Female 227
"dildog" nice comic!lol TADA!
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Female 18
wow!
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Female 224
didn`t you know
red is the new pink
green is the new blue
and vaginas are the new pockets
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Male 1,036
no resistance?
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Male 92
if shes fat enough she could have just held it there and walked, not have to shove it in.
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Male 68
think of how many STS`s shes going to have now,Gonorrhea,Donovanosis,Chancroid,not to mention Calymmatobacterium granulomatis.
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Male 114
Of course, Im supposed to believe there is nothimng racially-driven by this. Because in the world of the naive, any race of people is just as likely to try to pull off this crap.
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Female 432
lmao...must of been funny when they confronted her...
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Male 2,395
Oversized Vajayjay!!!
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Female 1,120
Lol They can`t search you there unless they call for a cavity search and they most likely won`t.
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Female 321
Up the twat, I always say.
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Female 331
I noticed that, elkingo. The video sort of jumped. But whatever.
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Male 5,620
Really surprised someone didn`t yell racism.. you know.. showing how black people are thieves.

Any way.. I don`t think she stole it, I think it was an edited video, because it sort of `ticks`, after she puts her hand under her skirt.


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Female 471
IN THE COOTER??? wat???
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Male 474
Hey, this reminds me of that South Park episode where Britney Spears but a pineapple in her...
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Male 410
She was definitely hiding it between her thighs.

It`s also not clever, it`s very common. Really big ladies are known to stuff hams (yes, hams plural) in between their legs at grocery stores. True story.

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Female 38
ohhhh
was upsets me the most about that is that *push* its up there
no, effort what so ever
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Female 38
rofl dilldog o.o;
and omg how creative way of stealing
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Male 285
enjoy your stretched out vaj
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Male 4,246
WHOA NELLY!!! :-O
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Female 34
wait. how the heck did she it hold up there and still be able to walk?
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Female 66
All I can say is "Lordy, I hope that ain`t edible" ewww
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Male 76
maybe she wasn`t stealing it ... maybe it was perfume or something
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Male 649
exactly how is that clever?
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Male 246
double you...tee......EFF
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Female 1,212
Nice. Reminds me of this woman stealing at the Best Buy I worked at last year. She had it strapped to the inside of her legs & was wearing a big baggy dress to cover it up. But that`s not what got her caught. She had some ipod shuffles still in the security boxes hidden away! I don`t know where she had those, but I don`t wanna know!
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Female 649
lolll wow someone`s loose...

and LOL@dilldog xD

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Female 1,070
lolwut @ dilldog xD
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Male 72
is any one else wondering why it was so easy to get up ther?
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Male 486
hahaha revolutionary theifing technique id let her keep it just for her effort
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Male 1,347
^^I would love to be there, or like, if someone with a metal detector wand a la snatch was... detecting? her
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Female 15,763
Would it not beep walking out of the store?
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Female 429
kfc boneless bucket!
its figer lickin` goood!
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Male 505
happypeople gtfo.
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Male 358
ROFL.
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Female 375
lol. isnt that...what they`re made for.....oh god...-walks away in shame-
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Male 549
Naughty Naughty
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Female 444
I was about to say she had a nice skirt on. That skirt suddenly got less attractive once I heard "commando". Bleh.
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Male 58
wow amazing lol go to vidgamestips.weebly.com
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Female 76
well im off to walmart to get me some free stuff! :D
lol i bet she was stealing tampons...
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Male 11,740
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Female 4,225
Thursday she probaby did,but...wow

Nice comic btw

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Female 41
Hiding the deodorant in the fish market I see?
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Female 917
I sure hope that she didn`t shove something up there that she was planning on eating..
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Male 4,004
She stole tuna.
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Female 657
I think she just held it between her thighs. *nod nod*
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Female 192
I figure it must have been in some large sized panties... just seems really quick about it either way.
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Female 414
loll i don`t think it was up her vag, it was probably her thighs.
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Female 215
she could have just been wearing HUGE granny panties and shoved the bottle in there

if not then...ouch and ewwwww :o

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Male 592
hahaha i love C&H.

So yeah, I`m having some kinda creepy flashback to that Mary Poppins fantasy i had in middle school.

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Male 63
She woman... with big canyon...
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Female 311
she was holding it between her thighs :) you can tell by the way she walks away

this is only a guess as i have never done this, says my lawyer

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Female 364
well, she would get to keep it even if she got caught i guess...
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Female 1,134
LMAO dilldog haha thats funny.
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Male 47
riot, you should definitely try to find that video, and post it up here..
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Male 599
"hm well she has a big VAJJ"

yup that`s what you get for sleeping with the whole trailer park. along with a handful of miscellaneous STDs. Actually, I saw a clip along time ago from a security video in a Wal-Mart where a somewhat large lady wearing a long skirt stole a television by holding it between her legs.

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Female 186
:-O ...I`ll never be able to borrow a friends shampoo again. Hopefully none of my friends would do that, but better safe than sorry. lol
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Male 9,306
I don`t CARE how many times you washed it! IT`S YOURS NOW!
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Female 681
hm well she has a big VAJJ
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Male 44
the doctor will come out with a bottle of jack daniels she left there from her last heist
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Female 67
lol at dilldog
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Female 143
^^NIIIICE!
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Male 379
^^ LOL!
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Male 1,853

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Female 53
"Ok miss, hands in the air, and empty the contents out of your purse, pockets, and vagina."
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Male 379
it`s not that complecated people, she is clearly going commando, and shoved a lovely bottle of shampoo or something like that up her snatch? clear enough.
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Male 686
Store clerks better keep their penis shaped products behind the counter from now on!
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Male 135
wow... just... wow...
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Male 47
ragnor.. LOL!!
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Male 449
how.... WHAT?!
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Female 80
MAGIC!
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Male 111
why do you need such huge purses when you can just do that
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Male 81
Its not a clown car.....
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Male 379
aww jangofett lame...i was first
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Male 68
KEGELS!!
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Male 379
I always knew the storing items there was the real use of a vagina. first post ;O
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Male 47
how does she hold it up there??
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Male 382
Link: Been Caught Stealing [Rate Link] - This lady has a clever way of ripping this store off.
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