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Date: 06/14/08 01:32 PM

79 Responses to Been Caught Stealing

  1. Profile photo of triplej
    triplej Male 30-39
    382 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 8:43 am
    Link: Been Caught Stealing - This lady has a clever way of ripping this store off.
  2. Profile photo of jangofett600
    jangofett600 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    how does she hold it up there??
  3. Profile photo of turkeyman
    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    I always knew the storing items there was the real use of a vagina. first post ;O
  4. Profile photo of gance
    gance Male 18-29
    68 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    KEGELS!!
  5. Profile photo of turkeyman
    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    aww jangofett lame...i was first
  6. Profile photo of franksuicide
    franksuicide Male 18-29
    81 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    Its not a clown car.....
  7. Profile photo of isa_ragnor
    isa_ragnor Male 18-29
    111 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    why do you need such huge purses when you can just do that
  8. Profile photo of llsn
    llsn Female 13-17
    80 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    MAGIC!
  9. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    how.... WHAT?!
  10. Profile photo of jangofett600
    jangofett600 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    ragnor.. LOL!!
  11. Profile photo of brad4566
    brad4566 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    wow... just... wow...
  12. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    Store clerks better keep their penis shaped products behind the counter from now on!
  13. Profile photo of turkeyman
    turkeyman Male 13-17
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    June 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    it`s not that complecated people, she is clearly going commando, and shoved a lovely bottle of shampoo or something like that up her snatch? clear enough.
  14. Profile photo of notatonta
    notatonta Female 18-29
    53 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    "Ok miss, hands in the air, and empty the contents out of your purse, pockets, and vagina."
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:41 pm

  16. Profile photo of turkeyman
    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:42 pm
    ^^ LOL!
  17. Profile photo of Cybelwin
    Cybelwin Female 13-17
    143 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    ^^NIIIICE!
  18. Profile photo of fishyasdfghj
    fishyasdfghj Female 13-17
    67 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    lol at dilldog
  19. Profile photo of metallica_14
    metallica_14 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    the doctor will come out with a bottle of jack daniels she left there from her last heist
  20. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    hm well she has a big VAJJ
  21. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    I don`t CARE how many times you washed it! IT`S YOURS NOW!
  22. Profile photo of spacetiger
    spacetiger Female 18-29
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    June 14, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    :-O ...I`ll never be able to borrow a friends shampoo again. Hopefully none of my friends would do that, but better safe than sorry. lol
  23. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    "hm well she has a big VAJJ"

    yup that`s what you get for sleeping with the whole trailer park. along with a handful of miscellaneous STDs. Actually, I saw a clip along time ago from a security video in a Wal-Mart where a somewhat large lady wearing a long skirt stole a television by holding it between her legs.

  24. Profile photo of jangofett600
    jangofett600 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    riot, you should definitely try to find that video, and post it up here..
  25. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
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    June 14, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    LMAO dilldog haha thats funny.
  26. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    well, she would get to keep it even if she got caught i guess...
  27. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
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    June 14, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    she was holding it between her thighs :) you can tell by the way she walks away

    this is only a guess as i have never done this, says my lawyer

  28. Profile photo of IceGhost
    IceGhost Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    She woman... with big canyon...
  29. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    hahaha i love C&H.

    So yeah, I`m having some kinda creepy flashback to that Mary Poppins fantasy i had in middle school.

  30. Profile photo of ChestyLaRoo
    ChestyLaRoo Female 18-29
    215 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    she could have just been wearing HUGE granny panties and shoved the bottle in there

    if not then...ouch and ewwwww :o

  31. Profile photo of sunsetxluv22
    sunsetxluv22 Female 13-17
    414 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    loll i don`t think it was up her vag, it was probably her thighs.
  32. Profile photo of Samela
    Samela Female 18-29
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    June 14, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    I figure it must have been in some large sized panties... just seems really quick about it either way.
  33. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
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    June 14, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    I think she just held it between her thighs. *nod nod*
  34. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    She stole tuna.
  35. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
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    June 14, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    I sure hope that she didn`t shove something up there that she was planning on eating..
  36. Profile photo of Suscitatio
    Suscitatio Female 18-29
    41 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    Hiding the deodorant in the fish market I see?
  37. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    June 14, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    Thursday she probaby did,but...wow

    Nice comic btw

  38. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  39. Profile photo of AwsmEmily
    AwsmEmily Female 18-29
    76 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    well im off to walmart to get me some free stuff! :D
    lol i bet she was stealing tampons...
  40. Profile photo of happypeople
    happypeople Male 13-17
    58 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    wow amazing lol go to vidgamestips.weebly.com
  41. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    I was about to say she had a nice skirt on. That skirt suddenly got less attractive once I heard "commando". Bleh.
  42. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    Naughty Naughty
  43. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    lol. isnt that...what they`re made for.....oh god...-walks away in shame-
  44. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    ROFL.
  45. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    happypeople gtfo.
  46. Profile photo of sheeeeps
    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    kfc boneless bucket!
    its figer lickin` goood!
    (n)
  47. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    Would it not beep walking out of the store?
  48. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    ^^I would love to be there, or like, if someone with a metal detector wand a la snatch was... detecting? her
  49. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    hahaha revolutionary theifing technique id let her keep it just for her effort
  50. Profile photo of killamop
    killamop Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    is any one else wondering why it was so easy to get up ther?
  51. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    lolwut @ dilldog xD
  52. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    lolll wow someone`s loose...

    and [email protected] xD

  53. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    Nice. Reminds me of this woman stealing at the Best Buy I worked at last year. She had it strapped to the inside of her legs & was wearing a big baggy dress to cover it up. But that`s not what got her caught. She had some ipod shuffles still in the security boxes hidden away! I don`t know where she had those, but I don`t wanna know!
  54. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    double you...tee......EFF
  55. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 11:18 pm
    exactly how is that clever?
  56. Profile photo of popcorncali
    popcorncali Male 40-49
    76 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 12:29 am
    maybe she wasn`t stealing it ... maybe it was perfume or something
  57. Profile photo of laura092
    laura092 Female 60-69
    66 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 2:01 am
    All I can say is "Lordy, I hope that ain`t edible" ewww
  58. Profile photo of MangaMaiden
    MangaMaiden Female 18-29
    34 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:31 am
    wait. how the heck did she it hold up there and still be able to walk?
  59. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:33 am
    WHOA NELLY!!! :-O
  60. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 4:22 am
    enjoy your stretched out vaj
  61. Profile photo of SeaChel00
    SeaChel00 Female 13-17
    38 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:05 am
    rofl dilldog o.o;
    and omg how creative way of stealing
  62. Profile photo of Jess___
    Jess___ Female 13-17
    38 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:52 am
    ohhhh
    was upsets me the most about that is that *push* its up there
    no, effort what so ever
  63. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 7:01 am
    She was definitely hiding it between her thighs.

    It`s also not clever, it`s very common. Really big ladies are known to stuff hams (yes, hams plural) in between their legs at grocery stores. True story.

  64. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 8:22 am
    Hey, this reminds me of that South Park episode where Britney Spears but a pineapple in her...
  65. Profile photo of mylostdog
    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 9:18 am
    IN THE COOTER??? wat???
  66. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5449 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 10:43 am
    Really surprised someone didn`t yell racism.. you know.. showing how black people are thieves.

    Any way.. I don`t think she stole it, I think it was an edited video, because it sort of `ticks`, after she puts her hand under her skirt.


  67. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 11:57 am
    I noticed that, elkingo. The video sort of jumped. But whatever.
  68. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    Up the twat, I always say.
  69. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 1:06 pm
    Lol They can`t search you there unless they call for a cavity search and they most likely won`t.
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    Oversized Vajayjay!!!
  71. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    lmao...must of been funny when they confronted her...
  72. Profile photo of Kalimdon
    Kalimdon Male 18-29
    114 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    Of course, Im supposed to believe there is nothimng racially-driven by this. Because in the world of the naive, any race of people is just as likely to try to pull off this crap.
  73. Profile photo of Xerxes860
    Xerxes860 Male 30-39
    68 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    think of how many STS`s shes going to have now,Gonorrhea,Donovanosis,Chancroid,not to mention Calymmatobacterium granulomatis.
  74. Profile photo of xBLiTZKRiEGx
    xBLiTZKRiEGx Male 13-17
    92 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    if shes fat enough she could have just held it there and walked, not have to shove it in.
  75. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    June 15, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    no resistance?
  76. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 7:53 am
    didn`t you know
    red is the new pink
    green is the new blue
    and vaginas are the new pockets
  77. Profile photo of Yellow14
    Yellow14 Female 13-17
    18 posts
    June 16, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    wow!
  78. Profile photo of PPPRULE
    PPPRULE Female 13-17
    227 posts
    June 17, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    "dildog" nice comic!lol TADA!
  79. Profile photo of jojoabobo
    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    278 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 6:41 am
    haha she walked pretty normal for having something up there

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