Because I`m Scottish!

Submitted by: Calyx 8 years ago Funny
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Some home truths about those adorable Scots.
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Female 1,199
Scottish people are sexy! :O
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Male 1,718
Im scottish. And i agree with everything there. Well put.
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Female 66
have a sexy accent is a birth right... lol
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Female 42
Yay for my sister.
..she posted this
i did find it harlious.
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Female 965
I`m Scottish too. :-) Although I don`t actually like Irn-Bru.
And I love David Tennant, if I could marry him I would.
There`s definitely a lot more Scots on this site that I thought there would be.
Do other people really think our accent is sexy? Coz I`ve never heard that before...
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Male 216
what, no irish jokes here?
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Female 5,139
mmmmm david tennant :P
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Male 10
III AAAAAMMMM AAAAA DDDDDOOOOOORRRKKKK!!!!!!

Ha ha not really, but good i guess

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Male 2,551
drop - not all of them are completly false. Most of them are, but some are true. xD

Oh, and I showed my mum (who is 100% scottish) and she laughed a lot at it (which is the fist comment on this page).

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Male 1
A good video for pointing out all these stereotypes are completly false and that us Scottish folk are nothing like that at all. Folk will just think we`re annoying now. :/
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Female 70
" He does look like David Tennent. I`m pretty sure that he is the illegitimate son of the Doctor. "

someone write BBC and get him on the show.

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Female 415
lame ass
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Female 393
Theres a lot of Scottish people on IAB, more than i thought :D But it feels nice to know theres more than just me hehe :D.

owfannybaws, you have possibly the best name I have ever seen on IAB.

Rckthsprty, loved the jokes haha I`d forgotten bout the piston broke one and I hadn`t heard the tartan one :-D love it haha.

How about...

Why was Jesus not born in Glasgow?

...Because God couldn`t find 3 wise men and a virgin.


mehe, a slight betrayal of my glaswegian roots and home, but a great joke (i think :P) none the less :D. x

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Male 12
To all the Scotland and Irn Bru critics.
Scotland is the only counry in the world (that sells coke)where coke is not the best selling soft drink. It is beaten into 2nd place by the best hangover cure money can buy , IRN BRU
I like to think that this is Scotlands small stand against the endless stream of corporate American poo that we are all brainwashed into wanting . sorry gotta go my KFC is getting cold
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Male 4,867
haha he DID look like david tennant didnt he

Irn Bru is amazing <3

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Female 4,225
BECAUSE I`M SCOTISH!!! How annoying
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Female 1,002
That wasn`t very funny :/
Maybe it`s because I am Scottish...?
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Male 428
Aww I wanna go to Scotland! My great grandparents came from Scotland.
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Male 277
If you can say loch without pronouncing it `lock`, you are Scottish. I never knew there are this many Glaswegians on IAB but it`s a good thing to know that.
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Male 277
Hello to all Glaswegians here. Hope you enjoyed the weather. He has named every stereotype of Scottish people. Surprisingly a few are true. I love irn bru and have worn a kilt more than once but please those of other nations, do not think we are this annoying. That`s just him and a few other folk
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Male 56
He does look like David Tennent. I`m pretty sure that he is the illegitimate son of the Doctor.
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Male 265
I`ve had the pleasure of visiting Scotland for amonth one time. Spend a week in Edinburgh and a week in Aberdeen. The rest of the time was travelling via bicycle.

I gotta say tho, Irn-Bru has to be the most vile drink ever concocted by man. Stuff is gross. It must be a European thing.

But then again, Brits and Scots tend not to like Root Beer, the best soda pop known to man. So it all evens out. :)

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Male 762
Really funny but kinda annoying , damn scots i can smell em all the way from here in Wales :-(
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Male 7
If you can pronounce Milngavie or Auchentoshan correctly, then you`re doing well.
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Female 267
Oh and, Irn-Bru is the s.hit
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Female 267
and my favourite wan:

A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he
spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car!
`What`s up Jimmy?` he asks.
`Piston broke,` he replies.
Aye, same as masel.

I love Argyle Street, and Buchanan Street...George Square aint so bad either.
Ah, aye, i do luv Scotland, i must say.
And Glasgow is better than Edinburgh any day mate.
And i hate it when folk pronounce words wrong :(

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Female 267
Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a
negative:
`Aye right.`
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Female 267
After announcing he`s getting married, a boy tells his pal he`ll be wearing
the kilt.
`And what`s the tartan?` asks his mate.
`Oh, she`ll be wearing a white dress,`
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Female 128
he does look like the doctor from the new doctor who...
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Male 2,551
I think this was great....`cos I`m Scottish!!!!!!
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Female 289
heck yes!

im scottish!

scot-irish

and irish

(weird combinatin i know my mom is scott-irish, on my dad`s family one side is scottish and the other side is irish)

i love his accent =-]

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Male 3,296
cuz am sco`ish!!!!

wow cool i guess

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Female 294
Is it weird that I would get it up for any guy with a Scottish accent, no matter what he`s like in any other aspect?
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Male 89
gingers are gross. all i have to say.
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Female 65
Waaaay! I`m `SCO-ISH` too! xD

Funny Chap! I guy always looks good in a kilt! ;)

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Male 20
I hate Scotland. It`s the birth place of that fat twat Gordon Brown. I hate that man. He took my job.
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Female 657
GOD that `cause i`m sco-ish!` bit ever three seconds wanted me to kill him and I normally find Scotsmen unbelievably sexy! and yes. Looks ALOT like David Tennant
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Male 21
well we`ve had a two day summer in Aberdeen so far. and btw a real scotsman would never, NEVER, call a kilt a skirt. but overall didn`t really find that entertaining. quite surprised to see all these jocks like, fit liken a`bdy, any one remember rab c nesbitt lol, and any non scots here should look up "chewin the fat" or " still game "they are top quality scottish comedt shows
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Female 295
yay! It really does look like a younger David Tennant!! That`s the only way I got through this video....he had the same accent and everything!
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Male 730
Got Scott blood in me.. hmmm.. English too.. I wonder if I should mention this to my therapist? ooh! the internal struggle!! lol
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Male 238
that was very annoying
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Female 532
Lol, I`m drinking Irn-bru right now!
Not Scottish though... :P

I`ve been to Scotland with two Irish and a Yank and we were treated well until we got up to Inverness. Lol, THEN it changed.

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Female 1,186
this was too funny x3
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Female 721
I have a friend who`s Scottish and I tease him about his kilt all the time. I had to laugh at this because my friend bitches all the time about these stereotypes.
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Female 1,299
Ahhh irn bru bars, the good ol` days, hanging about in the backies of some tenement blocks, "eating irn bru bars and getting covered in dirt.

Then going up to the chippie to get a poke of chips.

Ahhhhh"

I miss being nine now
And it is very sunny in Glasgow today :)

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Female 486
I liked his accent.
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Female 1,172
Marce:
"yeahh, doctor who geeks<3;

I`m the only one i know who watches, it though. quite sad, but acceptably, because i`m not from the UK."

You might like Black Books if you can find it. It`s hilarious.

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Female 1,172
He`s speaking English retards.
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Female 393
lol B0R3DoM don`t worry thats another stereotype :P theres plenty of stabbings elsewhere in the world too hehe :D. I`ve lived here all my life and have never seen anyone pull out a knife :D.
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Female 70
B0R3DoM!

yeahh, doctor who geeks<3;

I`m the only one i know who watches, it though. quite sad, but acceptably, because i`m not from the UK.

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Male 1,053
Dont worry its becuase he`s SCOTISH!
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Male 522
Wow, that was annoying.
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Female 1,572
XD
Hahaha
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Male 169
A young David Tennant! (Doctor Who geeks FTW)
I have to say this is quite an amusing take on popular scottish steryotyping. The shouting bit was a tad annoying but otherwise amusing.

I`m from Falkirk in bonny Scotland and I have to say that I find the number of `weegies (Glasgow people to you non-scots) on IAB a little fritghtening...

Don`t stab me pleeeease!!!

Glasgow stole "most UFO sightings" from bonnybridge shortly after I moved there... damn them...

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Male 282
Wow. Look at all the Europeans. I`m about half Scottish, but not all from the same family. All my great grandmothers were off the boat. Clan Anderson from my mom`s side. We have Tartan Days in the Spring and Scottish games in the Fall. You have to wear your kilt to participate in the games.

It`s a kilt, not a skirt. If I wore something under it, then it would be a skirt.

And for the Americans... Irn Bru is pronounced "eye-urn (one syllable) brew" according to the nice lady at the English shop. After all the years of pronouncing it "ear-n bruh" I was glad to be corrected.

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Male 2,551
There are irn bru bars?
I don`t go to many shops in Scotland, only to Annies land and some other one. : D
I mostly go to Glasgow, but we take trips to Edinbrugh to go to Roseburn house (THE roseburn house) and have tea there (we are friends with the owner). I had two irn bru drinks, CAUSE I`M...half...SCOTTISH...presumably a real scot would have four?
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Female 70
there`s another video where he has glasses.

...split images, wow.

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Female 1,441
^Yes
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Female 70
Does anyone else think he looks like david tennant?

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Female 1,441
Mmm that accent is so sexy. But that was so annoying.
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Male 169
im drunk. cause im scotish
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Male 4,393
this video is werld

Because I`m Scottish!!!!!!!!! :( just plaing

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Male 221
Ahhh irn bru bars, the good ol` days, hanging about in the backies of some tenement blocks, eating irn bru bars and getting covered in dirt.

Then going up to the chippie to get a poke of chips.

Ahhhhh

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Male 205
That was quite good, although he didn`t have to shout after everyone. I`m English (by about 50 miles) and I love Irn Bru, best drink ever. The best thing about Scotland is when they`ve got in on tap in pubs, they must be the only country in the world to do that.
I eat haggis all the time as well, but that`s because it`s cheap and easy
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Female 393
"Oh and Glasgow beats Edinburgh any day. :P"

You are clearly of superior intelligence.

-in the spirit of being scottish, i am having a roll and square sausage for lunch (aberdeen angus mmmm) and irn bru :D.

Oh and by the way, Irn bru bars are AMAZING! I might get one soon, not had 1 in aaages hehe.

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Female 311
Oh and Glasgow beats Edinburgh any day. :P
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Female 311
I lived in Glasgow and Aberdeen as a kid and Glasgow had lovely summers, I remember sunbathing on the bonnet of my dad`s old volvo. Aberdeen was permanently freezing and they did hate the English.
I think only Brits will get the Irn Bru thing though. It`s soooo true though, they love the stuff and I loved Irn Bru bars when I was little in Scotland.
And yes he looked like David Tennant - I love David Tennant.
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Male 25
i can safely say i lol`d! god i love bein scottish! `mon the aberdeen! haha, i cant comment on the weather there, i`m visiting my bro in preston. this video made me wanna go home....CUS IM SCO`ISH! XD
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Female 393
""It`s actually nice and sunny here in Glasgow today."
It`s really nice here in Dundee too, Irn Bru is the best drink ever.

And we have the best accents ;D

A`ll hae twa bridies hen, a plain un an an ingin in an a"

Haha Dundonian accents are IMMENSE :D:D. I can just imagine u sayin that haha ^

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Male 221
"It`s actually nice and sunny here in Glasgow today."

It`s really nice here in Dundee too, Irn Bru is the best drink ever.

And we have the best accents ;D

A`ll hae twa bridies hen, a plain un an an ingin in an a

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Female 14
Scottish people make me happy. :)
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Male 265
summer is my favorit day as well
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Female 269
Lolol he does kinda look like David Tennant
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Male 237
It was a good video, but he ruined it by the last bit where it said "ok byeee! :)!"

Shame!

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Female 393
lol Rektard, I have also been approached by a few drunks from time to time, the most recent one shouting "GONNAE GEE ME FIFTY PENCE HEN"

But, you get that kinda thing in all big citys :)

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Male 1,825
i`m drunk

CAUSE I WANNA

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Male 20
Hmm, i`m English... when i went to Glasgow once some drunk guy came up to me and screamed calling me an English Bastard. Yeah, i dunno what his problem was. I like the Scots. Although the Kilt is an Irish invention.
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Female 393
cool :) I`m southside but I am a student in Glasgow too :D
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Male 7
By the way, we all do have a pet Haggis.

m00shy, where about in Glasgow you from? I`m in the West End, being a student and all. Originally from up north.

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Female 4,028
I love accents. The only thing wrong with this video was the "`Cause I`m Scottish!" thing... after every. Single. Thing. Bring it down a bit there...
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Female 393
And hello fellow Glaswegian Bruenor :-D
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Female 393
Granted, the guy may have been annoying, but it still made me giggle :D.

lol matwix :P enjoy the sun :)

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Male 189
I wanna thump him... i like Glasgow and all.. enjoy Edinburgh better though just cause i have friends there... but that guy was annoying as hell. I mean really really annoying.
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Male 7
I`ve never felt the need to post before, but now I must just say:

I am Scottish, and that was terrible. What an annoying twat.

Also, I concur. Glasgow is amazingly sunny today.

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Male 2,551
Psh, I said I`m half scottish...so...yeah...I`ll be able to go half scottish on your attempt to go socttish on my arse. XD

It`s reallly nice at the moment : D
I`m going to go out and enjoy the sun. :3

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Female 393
"m00shy - That`s what I like about Glasgow though. When ever I go...when it snows, it REALLY snows. XD Not like here in London. And yeah. Irn bru is amazing. : D"

hehe yeh when it snows it snows :D. When it decides to be nice it can be lovely too, but as i mentioned before thats a bit rarer hehe :D

I personally, love london and shall be there in July :D. Your weather better be NICE. Or I shall go all SCO`ISH on your asses. :P :-)

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Male 302
You know why they call it a kilt, doncha? `Cause if you call it anything else, you`ll get kilt.
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Male 2,551
m00shy - That`s what I like about Glasgow though. When ever I go...when it snows, it REALLY snows. XD Not like here in London. And yeah. Irn bru is amazing. : D
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Male 9,306
He`s -really- cute...and that accent is hot.

...CAUSE HE`S SCO`ISH! XD

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Female 393
ooh ooh and although half of what he said was jokey stereotype stuff. I am infact a Scottish redhead. Proud of it :D.

GINGER!! woo

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Female 393
aaaaaaahaha that was amazing.

I am SCO-ISH.

`Mon the Scots :D

It`s actually nice and sunny here in Glasgow today. That happens like twice a year.

Irn Bru IS the best drink known to man. If you haven`t tried it, you should at the first opportunity.

<3

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Male 5
thats amusing, its going to be funny to see how many people believe every that guy is saying lol.
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Male 2,551
I`m half scottish!
Half irish too. : D
Go me.
I love irn bru! It`s amazing. xD
But yeah, the weather is the only thing I don`t really like about Scotland...it`s just too cold. We go there once a year, so, I can stand that much. : D
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Female 493
^ Me too
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Female 694
Oooh I love his accent :D
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Male 76
the monty python skit from years ago was much better
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Male 4,012
Oh dear lord my eardrums just exploded.

Did anyone say anything?

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Male 292
Only the great heritages have alcohol named after them: Irish whiskey, Scotch, Black or White Russian... probably a direct correlation as to why these groups never amounted to much.
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Female 471
"What language is he speaking?"

Scottish.. Because he`s SCO-ISH!!

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Male 1,013
I`d rather look at the poster`s avatar than this video again!
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Male 442
LoofahBoy he is speaking Scottish, also he looked a lot like David Tennant who is also Scottish
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Male 1,766
That is really annoying
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Male 89
Nothing really cool...
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Male 3,301
What language is he speaking?
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Female 69
Link: Because I`m Scottish! [Rate Link] - Some home truths about those adorable Scots.
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