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Date: 06/20/08 01:02 AM

105 Responses to Because I`m Scottish!

  1. Profile photo of Calyx
    Calyx Female 18-29
    69 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 12:38 am
    Link: Because I`m Scottish! - Some home truths about those adorable Scots.
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:05 am
    What language is he speaking?
  3. Profile photo of meter1060
    meter1060 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:05 am
    Nothing really cool...
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:07 am
    That is really annoying
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    Freelop Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:07 am
    LoofahBoy he is speaking Scottish, also he looked a lot like David Tennant who is also Scottish
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:08 am
    I`d rather look at the poster`s avatar than this video again!
  7. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:08 am
    "What language is he speaking?"

    Scottish.. Because he`s SCO-ISH!!

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    laMigra77 Male 30-39
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:09 am
    Only the great heritages have alcohol named after them: Irish whiskey, Scotch, Black or White Russian... probably a direct correlation as to why these groups never amounted to much.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:13 am
    Oh dear lord my eardrums just exploded.

    Did anyone say anything?

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    popcorncali Male 40-49
    76 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:15 am
    the monty python skit from years ago was much better
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    Kisato Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:15 am
    Oooh I love his accent :D
  12. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:17 am
    ^ Me too
  13. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:17 am
    I`m half scottish!
    Half irish too. : D
    Go me.
    I love irn bru! It`s amazing. xD
    But yeah, the weather is the only thing I don`t really like about Scotland...it`s just too cold. We go there once a year, so, I can stand that much. : D
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    harleyskate Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:18 am
    thats amusing, its going to be funny to see how many people believe every that guy is saying lol.
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    m00shy Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:22 am
    aaaaaaahaha that was amazing.

    I am SCO-ISH.

    `Mon the Scots :D

    It`s actually nice and sunny here in Glasgow today. That happens like twice a year.

    Irn Bru IS the best drink known to man. If you haven`t tried it, you should at the first opportunity.

    <3

  16. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:24 am
    ooh ooh and although half of what he said was jokey stereotype stuff. I am infact a Scottish redhead. Proud of it :D.

    GINGER!! woo

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:25 am
    He`s -really- cute...and that accent is hot.

    ...CAUSE HE`S SCO`ISH! XD

  18. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:35 am
    m00shy - That`s what I like about Glasgow though. When ever I go...when it snows, it REALLY snows. XD Not like here in London. And yeah. Irn bru is amazing. : D
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    deyv87 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:38 am
    You know why they call it a kilt, doncha? `Cause if you call it anything else, you`ll get kilt.
  20. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:40 am
    "m00shy - That`s what I like about Glasgow though. When ever I go...when it snows, it REALLY snows. XD Not like here in London. And yeah. Irn bru is amazing. : D"

    hehe yeh when it snows it snows :D. When it decides to be nice it can be lovely too, but as i mentioned before thats a bit rarer hehe :D

    I personally, love london and shall be there in July :D. Your weather better be NICE. Or I shall go all SCO`ISH on your asses. :P :-)

  21. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:53 am
    Psh, I said I`m half scottish...so...yeah...I`ll be able to go half scottish on your attempt to go socttish on my arse. XD

    It`s reallly nice at the moment : D
    I`m going to go out and enjoy the sun. :3

  22. Profile photo of BruenorBH
    BruenorBH Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:02 am
    I`ve never felt the need to post before, but now I must just say:

    I am Scottish, and that was terrible. What an annoying twat.

    Also, I concur. Glasgow is amazingly sunny today.

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    Lorodiam Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 2:02 am
    I wanna thump him... i like Glasgow and all.. enjoy Edinburgh better though just cause i have friends there... but that guy was annoying as hell. I mean really really annoying.
  24. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 2:06 am
    Granted, the guy may have been annoying, but it still made me giggle :D.

    lol matwix :P enjoy the sun :)

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    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 2:06 am
    And hello fellow Glaswegian Bruenor :-D
  26. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:08 am
    I love accents. The only thing wrong with this video was the "`Cause I`m Scottish!" thing... after every. Single. Thing. Bring it down a bit there...
  27. Profile photo of BruenorBH
    BruenorBH Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:13 am
    By the way, we all do have a pet Haggis.

    m00shy, where about in Glasgow you from? I`m in the West End, being a student and all. Originally from up north.

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    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 2:20 am
    cool :) I`m southside but I am a student in Glasgow too :D
  29. Profile photo of Rektard
    Rektard Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:23 am
    Hmm, i`m English... when i went to Glasgow once some drunk guy came up to me and screamed calling me an English Bastard. Yeah, i dunno what his problem was. I like the Scots. Although the Kilt is an Irish invention.
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:24 am
    i`m drunk

    CAUSE I WANNA

  31. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 2:25 am
    lol Rektard, I have also been approached by a few drunks from time to time, the most recent one shouting "GONNAE GEE ME FIFTY PENCE HEN"

    But, you get that kinda thing in all big citys :)

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    duncstar Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:43 am
    It was a good video, but he ruined it by the last bit where it said "ok byeee! :)!"

    Shame!

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    zoogle Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 3:33 am
    Lolol he does kinda look like David Tennant
  34. Profile photo of kongen
    kongen Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 3:58 am
    summer is my favorit day as well
  35. Profile photo of phoebia
    phoebia Female 13-17
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    June 20, 2008 at 4:02 am
    Scottish people make me happy. :)
  36. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 4:13 am
    "It`s actually nice and sunny here in Glasgow today."

    It`s really nice here in Dundee too, Irn Bru is the best drink ever.

    And we have the best accents ;D

    A`ll hae twa bridies hen, a plain un an an ingin in an a

  37. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 4:19 am
    ""It`s actually nice and sunny here in Glasgow today."
    It`s really nice here in Dundee too, Irn Bru is the best drink ever.

    And we have the best accents ;D

    A`ll hae twa bridies hen, a plain un an an ingin in an a"

    Haha Dundonian accents are IMMENSE :D:D. I can just imagine u sayin that haha ^

  38. Profile photo of mcgizzle
    mcgizzle Male 18-29
    25 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 4:23 am
    i can safely say i lol`d! god i love bein scottish! `mon the aberdeen! haha, i cant comment on the weather there, i`m visiting my bro in preston. this video made me wanna go home....CUS IM SCO`ISH! XD
  39. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 4:44 am
    I lived in Glasgow and Aberdeen as a kid and Glasgow had lovely summers, I remember sunbathing on the bonnet of my dad`s old volvo. Aberdeen was permanently freezing and they did hate the English.
    I think only Brits will get the Irn Bru thing though. It`s soooo true though, they love the stuff and I loved Irn Bru bars when I was little in Scotland.
    And yes he looked like David Tennant - I love David Tennant.
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    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 4:44 am
    Oh and Glasgow beats Edinburgh any day. :P
  41. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 4:51 am
    "Oh and Glasgow beats Edinburgh any day. :P"

    You are clearly of superior intelligence.

    -in the spirit of being scottish, i am having a roll and square sausage for lunch (aberdeen angus mmmm) and irn bru :D.

    Oh and by the way, Irn bru bars are AMAZING! I might get one soon, not had 1 in aaages hehe.

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    ianbeany1989 Male 18-29
    205 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 5:00 am
    That was quite good, although he didn`t have to shout after everyone. I`m English (by about 50 miles) and I love Irn Bru, best drink ever. The best thing about Scotland is when they`ve got in on tap in pubs, they must be the only country in the world to do that.
    I eat haggis all the time as well, but that`s because it`s cheap and easy
  43. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 5:17 am
    Ahhh irn bru bars, the good ol` days, hanging about in the backies of some tenement blocks, eating irn bru bars and getting covered in dirt.

    Then going up to the chippie to get a poke of chips.

    Ahhhhh

  44. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 5:37 am
    this video is werld

    Because I`m Scottish!!!!!!!!! :( just plaing

  45. Profile photo of manicwhite
    manicwhite Male 18-29
    169 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 5:59 am
    im drunk. cause im scotish
  46. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 6:00 am
    Mmm that accent is so sexy. But that was so annoying.
  47. Profile photo of Marce
    Marce Female 13-17
    70 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 6:19 am
    Does anyone else think he looks like david tennant?

  48. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 6:20 am
    ^Yes
  49. Profile photo of Marce
    Marce Female 13-17
    70 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 6:32 am
    there`s another video where he has glasses.

    ...split images, wow.

  50. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 6:47 am
    There are irn bru bars?
    I don`t go to many shops in Scotland, only to Annies land and some other one. : D
    I mostly go to Glasgow, but we take trips to Edinbrugh to go to Roseburn house (THE roseburn house) and have tea there (we are friends with the owner). I had two irn bru drinks, CAUSE I`M...half...SCOTTISH...presumably a real scot would have four?
  51. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 7:06 am
    Wow. Look at all the Europeans. I`m about half Scottish, but not all from the same family. All my great grandmothers were off the boat. Clan Anderson from my mom`s side. We have Tartan Days in the Spring and Scottish games in the Fall. You have to wear your kilt to participate in the games.

    It`s a kilt, not a skirt. If I wore something under it, then it would be a skirt.

    And for the Americans... Irn Bru is pronounced "eye-urn (one syllable) brew" according to the nice lady at the English shop. After all the years of pronouncing it "ear-n bruh" I was glad to be corrected.

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    B0R3DoM Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2008 at 7:26 am
    A young David Tennant! (Doctor Who geeks FTW)
    I have to say this is quite an amusing take on popular scottish steryotyping. The shouting bit was a tad annoying but otherwise amusing.

    I`m from Falkirk in bonny Scotland and I have to say that I find the number of `weegies (Glasgow people to you non-scots) on IAB a little fritghtening...

    Don`t stab me pleeeease!!!

    Glasgow stole "most UFO sightings" from bonnybridge shortly after I moved there... damn them...

  53. Profile photo of angelicamber
    angelicamber Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 7:46 am
    XD
    Hahaha
  54. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
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    June 20, 2008 at 8:16 am
    Wow, that was annoying.
  55. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2008 at 8:37 am
    Dont worry its becuase he`s SCOTISH!
  56. Profile photo of Marce
    Marce Female 13-17
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    June 20, 2008 at 9:06 am
    B0R3DoM!

    yeahh, doctor who geeks<3;

    I`m the only one i know who watches, it though. quite sad, but acceptably, because i`m not from the UK.

  57. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 9:19 am
    lol B0R3DoM don`t worry thats another stereotype :P theres plenty of stabbings elsewhere in the world too hehe :D. I`ve lived here all my life and have never seen anyone pull out a knife :D.
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 9:30 am
    He`s speaking English retards.
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 9:33 am
    Marce:
    "yeahh, doctor who geeks<3;

    I`m the only one i know who watches, it though. quite sad, but acceptably, because i`m not from the UK."

    You might like Black Books if you can find it. It`s hilarious.

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    catlikegrace Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 9:41 am
    I liked his accent.
  61. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 9:43 am
    Ahhh irn bru bars, the good ol` days, hanging about in the backies of some tenement blocks, "eating irn bru bars and getting covered in dirt.

    Then going up to the chippie to get a poke of chips.

    Ahhhhh"

    I miss being nine now
    And it is very sunny in Glasgow today :)

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    Saragato Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 10:06 am
    I have a friend who`s Scottish and I tease him about his kilt all the time. I had to laugh at this because my friend bitches all the time about these stereotypes.
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    Gerbear Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 10:09 am
    this was too funny x3
  64. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
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    June 20, 2008 at 10:21 am
    Lol, I`m drinking Irn-bru right now!
    Not Scottish though... :P

    I`ve been to Scotland with two Irish and a Yank and we were treated well until we got up to Inverness. Lol, THEN it changed.

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    jde824 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 10:24 am
    that was very annoying
  66. Profile photo of randyintwin
    randyintwin Male 50-59
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    June 20, 2008 at 10:43 am
    Got Scott blood in me.. hmmm.. English too.. I wonder if I should mention this to my therapist? ooh! the internal struggle!! lol
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    Alanda Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 10:45 am
    yay! It really does look like a younger David Tennant!! That`s the only way I got through this video....he had the same accent and everything!
  68. Profile photo of remus
    remus Male 30-39
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    June 20, 2008 at 11:05 am
    well we`ve had a two day summer in Aberdeen so far. and btw a real scotsman would never, NEVER, call a kilt a skirt. but overall didn`t really find that entertaining. quite surprised to see all these jocks like, fit liken a`bdy, any one remember rab c nesbitt lol, and any non scots here should look up "chewin the fat" or " still game "they are top quality scottish comedt shows
  69. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 11:19 am
    GOD that `cause i`m sco-ish!` bit ever three seconds wanted me to kill him and I normally find Scotsmen unbelievably sexy! and yes. Looks ALOT like David Tennant
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    TonyBlairPM Male 50-59
    20 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 11:23 am
    I hate Scotland. It`s the birth place of that fat twat Gordon Brown. I hate that man. He took my job.
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    HippieLover Female 13-17
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    June 20, 2008 at 11:34 am
    Waaaay! I`m `SCO-ISH` too! xD

    Funny Chap! I guy always looks good in a kilt! ;)

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    hotjason Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    gingers are gross. all i have to say.
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    beatlefaerie Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    Is it weird that I would get it up for any guy with a Scottish accent, no matter what he`s like in any other aspect?
  74. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    cuz am sco`ish!!!!

    wow cool i guess

  75. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    heck yes!

    im scottish!

    scot-irish

    and irish

    (weird combinatin i know my mom is scott-irish, on my dad`s family one side is scottish and the other side is irish)

    i love his accent =-]

  76. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    I think this was great....`cos I`m Scottish!!!!!!
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    doomncandy Female 18-29
    128 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    he does look like the doctor from the new doctor who...
  78. Profile photo of RckThsPrty
    RckThsPrty Female 13-17
    267 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    After announcing he`s getting married, a boy tells his pal he`ll be wearing
    the kilt.
    `And what`s the tartan?` asks his mate.
    `Oh, she`ll be wearing a white dress,`
  79. Profile photo of RckThsPrty
    RckThsPrty Female 13-17
    267 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a
    negative:
    `Aye right.`
  80. Profile photo of RckThsPrty
    RckThsPrty Female 13-17
    267 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    and my favourite wan:

    A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he
    spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car!
    `What`s up Jimmy?` he asks.
    `Piston broke,` he replies.
    Aye, same as masel.

    I love Argyle Street, and Buchanan Street...George Square aint so bad either.
    Ah, aye, i do luv Scotland, i must say.
    And Glasgow is better than Edinburgh any day mate.
    And i hate it when folk pronounce words wrong :(

  81. Profile photo of RckThsPrty
    RckThsPrty Female 13-17
    267 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    Oh and, Irn-Bru is the s.hit
  82. Profile photo of BruenorBH
    BruenorBH Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    If you can pronounce Milngavie or Auchentoshan correctly, then you`re doing well.
  83. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    Really funny but kinda annoying , damn scots i can smell em all the way from here in Wales :-(
  84. Profile photo of Tay-Dor
    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    I`ve had the pleasure of visiting Scotland for amonth one time. Spend a week in Edinburgh and a week in Aberdeen. The rest of the time was travelling via bicycle.

    I gotta say tho, Irn-Bru has to be the most vile drink ever concocted by man. Stuff is gross. It must be a European thing.

    But then again, Brits and Scots tend not to like Root Beer, the best soda pop known to man. So it all evens out. :)

  85. Profile photo of MacCanuck
    MacCanuck Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    He does look like David Tennent. I`m pretty sure that he is the illegitimate son of the Doctor.
  86. Profile photo of randomer
    randomer Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    Hello to all Glaswegians here. Hope you enjoyed the weather. He has named every stereotype of Scottish people. Surprisingly a few are true. I love irn bru and have worn a kilt more than once but please those of other nations, do not think we are this annoying. That`s just him and a few other folk
  87. Profile photo of randomer
    randomer Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    If you can say loch without pronouncing it `lock`, you are Scottish. I never knew there are this many Glaswegians on IAB but it`s a good thing to know that.
  88. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    Aww I wanna go to Scotland! My great grandparents came from Scotland.
  89. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
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    June 20, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    That wasn`t very funny :/
    Maybe it`s because I am Scottish...?
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    BECAUSE I`M SCOTISH!!! How annoying
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    haha he DID look like david tennant didnt he

    Irn Bru is amazing <3

  92. Profile photo of owfannybaws
    owfannybaws Male 40-49
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    June 20, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    To all the Scotland and Irn Bru critics.
    Scotland is the only counry in the world (that sells coke)where coke is not the best selling soft drink. It is beaten into 2nd place by the best hangover cure money can buy , IRN BRU
    I like to think that this is Scotlands small stand against the endless stream of corporate American poo that we are all brainwashed into wanting . sorry gotta go my KFC is getting cold
  93. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    Theres a lot of Scottish people on IAB, more than i thought :D But it feels nice to know theres more than just me hehe :D.

    owfannybaws, you have possibly the best name I have ever seen on IAB.

    Rckthsprty, loved the jokes haha I`d forgotten bout the piston broke one and I hadn`t heard the tartan one :-D love it haha.

    How about...

    Why was Jesus not born in Glasgow?

    ...Because God couldn`t find 3 wise men and a virgin.


    mehe, a slight betrayal of my glaswegian roots and home, but a great joke (i think :P) none the less :D. x

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    TruTexasGirl Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    lame ass
  95. Profile photo of Marce
    Marce Female 13-17
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    June 20, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    " He does look like David Tennent. I`m pretty sure that he is the illegitimate son of the Doctor. "

    someone write BBC and get him on the show.

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    dropthebass Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2008 at 4:23 am
    A good video for pointing out all these stereotypes are completly false and that us Scottish folk are nothing like that at all. Folk will just think we`re annoying now. :/
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 6:25 am
    drop - not all of them are completly false. Most of them are, but some are true. xD

    Oh, and I showed my mum (who is 100% scottish) and she laughed a lot at it (which is the fist comment on this page).

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    tony316 Male 30-39
    10 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 8:57 am
    III AAAAAMMMM AAAAA DDDDDOOOOOORRRKKKK!!!!!!

    Ha ha not really, but good i guess

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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    June 21, 2008 at 9:21 am
    mmmmm david tennant :P
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    ZMDalph Male 13-17
    216 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 12:48 am
    what, no irish jokes here?
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    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    June 23, 2008 at 10:47 am
    I`m Scottish too. :-) Although I don`t actually like Irn-Bru.
    And I love David Tennant, if I could marry him I would.
    There`s definitely a lot more Scots on this site that I thought there would be.
    Do other people really think our accent is sexy? Coz I`ve never heard that before...
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    XxZoexX Female 13-17
    42 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    Yay for my sister.
    ..she posted this
    i did find it harlious.
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    AntiHero94 Female 13-17
    66 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 11:56 pm
    have a sexy accent is a birth right... lol
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    October 26, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    Im scottish. And i agree with everything there. Well put.
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    March 5, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    Scottish people are sexy! :O

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