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Ha ha not really, but good i guess
Oh, and I showed my mum (who is 100% scottish) and she laughed a lot at it (which is the fist comment on this page).
someone write BBC and get him on the show.
owfannybaws, you have possibly the best name I have ever seen on IAB.
Rckthsprty, loved the jokes haha I`d forgotten bout the piston broke one and I hadn`t heard the tartan one :-D love it haha.
Why was Jesus not born in Glasgow?
...Because God couldn`t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
mehe, a slight betrayal of my glaswegian roots and home, but a great joke (i think :P) none the less :D. x
Irn Bru is amazing <3
I gotta say tho, Irn-Bru has to be the most vile drink ever concocted by man. Stuff is gross. It must be a European thing.
But then again, Brits and Scots tend not to like Root Beer, the best soda pop known to man. So it all evens out. :)
A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when hespots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car!`What`s up Jimmy?` he asks.`Piston broke,` he replies.Aye, same as masel.
I love Argyle Street, and Buchanan Street...George Square aint so bad either.Ah, aye, i do luv Scotland, i must say.And Glasgow is better than Edinburgh any day mate. And i hate it when folk pronounce words wrong :(
(weird combinatin i know my mom is scott-irish, on my dad`s family one side is scottish and the other side is irish)
i love his accent =-]
wow cool i guess
Funny Chap! I guy always looks good in a kilt! ;)
I`ve been to Scotland with two Irish and a Yank and we were treated well until we got up to Inverness. Lol, THEN it changed.
Then going up to the chippie to get a poke of chips.
I miss being nine nowAnd it is very sunny in Glasgow today :)
I`m the only one i know who watches, it though. quite sad, but acceptably, because i`m not from the UK."
You might like Black Books if you can find it. It`s hilarious.
yeahh, doctor who geeks<3;
I`m the only one i know who watches, it though. quite sad, but acceptably, because i`m not from the UK.
I`m from Falkirk in bonny Scotland and I have to say that I find the number of `weegies (Glasgow people to you non-scots) on IAB a little fritghtening...
Don`t stab me pleeeease!!!
Glasgow stole "most UFO sightings" from bonnybridge shortly after I moved there... damn them...
It`s a kilt, not a skirt. If I wore something under it, then it would be a skirt.
And for the Americans... Irn Bru is pronounced "eye-urn (one syllable) brew" according to the nice lady at the English shop. After all the years of pronouncing it "ear-n bruh" I was glad to be corrected.
...split images, wow.
Because I`m Scottish!!!!!!!!! :( just plaing
You are clearly of superior intelligence.
-in the spirit of being scottish, i am having a roll and square sausage for lunch (aberdeen angus mmmm) and irn bru :D.
Oh and by the way, Irn bru bars are AMAZING! I might get one soon, not had 1 in aaages hehe.
And we have the best accents ;D
A`ll hae twa bridies hen, a plain un an an ingin in an a"
Haha Dundonian accents are IMMENSE :D:D. I can just imagine u sayin that haha ^
It`s really nice here in Dundee too, Irn Bru is the best drink ever.
A`ll hae twa bridies hen, a plain un an an ingin in an a
But, you get that kinda thing in all big citys :)
CAUSE I WANNA
m00shy, where about in Glasgow you from? I`m in the West End, being a student and all. Originally from up north.
lol matwix :P enjoy the sun :)
I am Scottish, and that was terrible. What an annoying twat.
Also, I concur. Glasgow is amazingly sunny today.
It`s reallly nice at the moment : D I`m going to go out and enjoy the sun. :3
hehe yeh when it snows it snows :D. When it decides to be nice it can be lovely too, but as i mentioned before thats a bit rarer hehe :D
I personally, love london and shall be there in July :D. Your weather better be NICE. Or I shall go all SCO`ISH on your asses. :P :-)
...CAUSE HE`S SCO`ISH! XD
I am SCO-ISH.
`Mon the Scots :D
It`s actually nice and sunny here in Glasgow today. That happens like twice a year.
Irn Bru IS the best drink known to man. If you haven`t tried it, you should at the first opportunity.
Did anyone say anything?
Scottish.. Because he`s SCO-ISH!!