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Date: 06/11/08 03:31 PM

79 Responses to Baby`s First Pair of High Heels

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 8:39 am
    Link: Baby`s First Pair of High Heels - Because it`s never too early to whore-up your newborn daughter.
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 8:40 am
    These shoes will go perfect with these tattoos.
  3. Profile photo of knightofgo
    knightofgo Male 13-17
    77 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    that is true
  4. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    I think it would ALL go perfectly with my matching handbag. I mean... my girlfriend`s?
  5. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    What fancy said is tryue. Also, might I be considered to be a mod?

    Wow...have mercy

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    Are you joking?
  7. Profile photo of MetroStation
    MetroStation Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    babies in heels?
    ...
    what is this world coming to?
  8. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    lol, i like the kayla ones with the zebra strips!
  9. Profile photo of Fuchsbrauner
    Fuchsbrauner Female 18-29
    183 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    The Elles were hott. Such a turn-on. Meow!
  10. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    For the trailer whore in all of us
  11. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    they look so stupid lmao
  12. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    536 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    The pun made me cringe xO

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    Some people will buy all kinds of crap. What the hell man! No one wants to see that!
  14. Profile photo of Godzillasaur
    Godzillasaur Male 13-17
    40 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    I love where it said "Is this a Gift?
    o Yes
    o No

    Of course it`s not a gift I`m buying them for myself!

  15. Profile photo of BakaNeko728
    BakaNeko728 Female 18-29
    666 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    ugh, what the heck?! what happened to innocent little babies wearing those cute little booties!? heels?!?!?! are you serious!?
  16. Profile photo of jasm1548
    jasm1548 Female 13-17
    32 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    They`re just so... disturbing... in so many ways.
  17. Profile photo of naz2k55
    naz2k55 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    that is sick...high heels are for sex appeal, not comfort or anything else...
  18. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    mabey she can date the baby with the extra penis lol
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    Oh god, I bet those things could fit my feet. O_O
  20. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    I would buy them for the odd factor. I`d never put my girls in them though, that`s just really tacky. They should have a ticker on the site to say how many have been sold
  21. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    O.o....... ok
  22. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    536 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    I`m surprised there wasn`t a lingerie section...
  23. Profile photo of buttonmoon14
    buttonmoon14 Female 18-29
    66 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    haha can you imagine a little baby wearing those pieces of crap?... i can actually lmao
  24. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    at a bargain price of only $35 who could pass up this incredible offer?
  25. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    Random Rant:

    I hate doctors. Doctors should die. If you are a competent doctor feel free to email me as I have a question.

    I`m dying and my doctor told me to go to the ER.

    ER doc says it`s all in my head.

    I have lab reports that prove otherwise.

    So what to do? Wait to die or go to another ER...in another city? Which may not even be possible. o_O

    Ideas? You may email me if you wish. I would love input. o_o

  26. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    536 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    ^^^
    You`re dying and your spending your last moments on IAB?!
    I know nothing about health or medicine, but you should probably go to another hospital, or at least another doctor O_o
    Y`know, especially if you`re...dying.
  27. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    I`m not having a heart attack or anything. If I die because of this it will more than likely be from dehydration. There is no other hospital in this town and I sort of blew up at my ex because he bullied me to get me to the ER and I felt worse afterwards. So no way to get to Mankato.
  28. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    And I`m actually spending my last moments trying to distract myself from hunger pains. On here, and other sites.
  29. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    179 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    lol??
  30. Profile photo of notpluggedin
    notpluggedin Female 60-69
    262 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    ^^Anorexia?
  31. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    No. I have tons of things wrong with me. If I eat anything I get violently ill. I can`t even drink now. I`ve lost 15 pounds in 3 weeks. o_o
  32. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    get a second, third.. fifth opinion if u have to until you are satisfied. People could have died if they accepted the first thing a doctor has said, but luckily went with gut instincts instead ;)

    I hope you feel better

  33. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    Cyleste!! Where are you from!?!?
  34. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    New Ulm. Why?
  35. Profile photo of ak4775
    ak4775 Male 30-39
    354 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    Fracking twisted!
  36. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    @Shellie: Thanks. If I can make myself drink baby sips for the next few days without getting sick I can make it to my doctor. I also emailed him to see if he has any ideas. :)
  37. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    I`m from near Winona!
  38. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    Ha nifty. ^_^
  39. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    If you`re too ill to make it to the doctor and you`re afraid of death, you should call 911. Tell them that you need medical assistance immediately, that you`re afraid you`re near death, and that you can`t make to the doctor. You`ll get the treatment you need ASAP (mainly nutrients and water) and then you can decide what to do from there.
  40. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    That`s what I`D do anyway. Obviously, your circumstances may be different from what I perceive them to be.
  41. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    See I would do that, but my sort of moms are cops. And I don`t want them to know how bad off I am. They know I`m sick. just not how sick.
  42. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    And if you are interested at all, this is a list of what is basically wrong with me. Tyrolaria is misspelled. o_o

    Iron and calcium are good no celiac

    Has tyrolaria urine test shortage of zinc and b vitamins

    Chemical imbalance can not tolerate stress

    Doesn`t do well in the morning, lots of nausea, spleen pain, depression,
    emotional roller coaster, easily treatable

    Iron is good

    B12 on urine test is basement, probably needs b-12 shots

    Yeast overgrowth with prescriptive anti fungal

    Low on B, viatmin C, Magnesium, and Manganese

    Low on folic acid

    5 on glutathion show that she isn`t detoxing at all well

    Vitamin D should be around 50, is at 14. Plays into immune system, bone, health, auto immune disease huge

    Microbiology-no acidophilus at all. Other bacteria that are showing major concern needs probiotic

    Zinc is low

    Your body is at a point where its had enough. We need to get the GI things looked at ER.

    Has to go slow or detox process will make you feel wor

  43. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    Worse*
  44. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    Are the cops` radios on the same frequency as the ambulances`?? I really don`t know, but I don`t think so.

    In any case, you shouldn`t worry about what your sort-of moms know. Especially if you`re in a serious, life-threatening situation such as this one.

    Your primary goal is to get yourself taken care of. Then worry about what other people know and think.

  45. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:43 pm
    If I can`t keep these fluids down, I will call 911. Promise. :)
  46. Profile photo of exeter_blue
    exeter_blue Female 18-29
    71 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    what`s next?

    baby thongs?

  47. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    Sounds like a plan. I want to see you posting next week!! Haha
  48. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    Ha mmk. I shall make sure to post something just for you. ^_^
  49. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    They used to sell thongs for 5 year olds at a chain store here til everyone went RAWR!!
  50. Profile photo of IceCAPPED
    IceCAPPED Male 13-17
    290 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    better than thongs?
  51. Profile photo of naz2k55
    naz2k55 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    Im a medical student and i dont see why you blame doctors, its not like they are not trying to treat you, they can only try their best with their equipment, and to the best of their knowledge, medicine has only advanced so far...people are finding new things everyday so keep your hopes up!
  52. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    humm i cant walk in heels :| then again i can hardly walk bare footed....
  53. Profile photo of hoemonkey93
    hoemonkey93 Female 13-17
    5 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    I offered to buy my cousin a pair of those for her baby. However, she said that her baby will not wear those hooker shoes with a matching halter and purse...
  54. Profile photo of nirvana_kid
    nirvana_kid Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    CYLSTE! oo goodness, if you have yahoo go on there and get ahold of me i have the EXACT same thing going on. and my doctors have told me im imagining it. they put me on freaking anti-depressants and told me it was all in my head.
  55. Profile photo of unbelievable
    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    Cyleste i dunno if your still checking this but since the fact that you cant hold down food...or even water what it sounds like you have is some Bi-gastrel intestinal virus. It can be dangerous if you dont have it checked out. Mostly because of dehydration. I had a freind that had something like this not to long ago. She went to the ER and they put her on an IV...if you cant hold down fluids they should do the same for you just so you wont dehydrate. Secondly they should be giving you some sort of anti-biotic which will kickin within the first or second day of taking it but which you will have to take for a week or 2. If you have lab results that prove something is wrong...and you havent been able to drink or eat anything they should deff do the same for you. Bring it up to where-ever you go that you cant hold fluids and something needs to be done. They should help you with this...i hope i helped
  56. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 6:23 pm
    "They put me on freaking anti-depressants and told me it was all in my head."

    Or did they?

  57. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    read about 4 of the comments. didnt want to ADD it up and forget what i wanted to say about the link cause i got in to reading comments. hope im not repeating whats already been said.

    those are for all the girls who get pregnant these days befor they are anywhere near what someone might call an adult. i dont mean being legally an adult im mean being one mentally. win your 18-19 with kids and your the mental equivalent of a slutty 14 year old what would be better then treating your baby like a barbie doll.

    im not sure if thats how you spell barbie but i dont care enuf to check it.

  58. Profile photo of Xerxes860
    Xerxes860 Male 30-39
    68 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    Somewhere there is a corner missing it`s whore - Norman Vincent Peale.
  59. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    Any parent that buys these instead of baby food or diapers has some serious priority issues.
    Anyone that buys these as a gift should be whacked in the head with a two-by-four.
  60. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    Now available at Wal-Marts and finer truck stops nationwide.
  61. Profile photo of tombombadil
    tombombadil Female 13-17
    106 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    what kind of pedophile would even CONSIDER, in their sane minds, buying those? it makes me sick >:(
  62. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    June 11, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    WOW. Just wow. If ever IAB saved someone`s life that would be an enormous karmic coup, a cosmic feather in the cap of Fancylad and an eternal blessing on this particular little piece of cyberspace. I am truly proud to be an IABer today, well done everyone who offered help to Celeste, may she soon recover. Kudos to you Fancy, job well done! *pats back*
  63. Profile photo of U2isLove
    U2isLove Female 18-29
    24 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 12:38 am
    Those shoes almost looks cartoonish
  64. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 1:21 am
    Oh, FFS...
  65. Profile photo of londoncallme
    londoncallme Female 18-29
    112 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 3:32 am
    this is why i hope to eventually have boys...
  66. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 6:36 am
    Cuz we all know leopard skin is the everyday dress for productive professionals.
  67. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 8:04 am
    ...since when does wearing high heels make you a `whore`?
  68. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 8:57 am
    Wearing high heels doesn`t make you a whore, BABY_BEAR. Wearing faux leopard skin high heels before you can walk makes your mum a whore for dressing you like that.
  69. Profile photo of IMEVIL666
    IMEVIL666 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 8:59 am
    if i had these when i was a baby, i probably wouldn`t have been such a tomboy growing up
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    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    255 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 11:15 am
    rrrgh.
  71. Profile photo of hooray4hazel
    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    255 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 11:17 am
    OKAY people. Stop talking about dying and stuff. Isn`t this about baby high heels? o_O if you`re dying, shouldn`t you be in the hospital? Get a livejournal or something, not I-A-B. T_T

    and btw... very weird.

  72. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    Lessons I learned from Barbie:

    If you wear high heels for too long, you feet will get stuck that way. >.>

    Epic fail @ shoes. XP

  73. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    Found this on the site:
    "Not intended for walking (heel will collapse with weight)"
    well, that makes it slightly less disturbing.
  74. Profile photo of Pushka
    Pushka Female 18-29
    38 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    come on, it`s just a joke...
    a bad one tho ;P
  75. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    OMG! People need to just be wiped out as a race. This is yet another example of why some humans should Not be allowed to reproduce!
  76. Profile photo of Ellizabeth
    Ellizabeth Female 13-17
    119 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 3:38 am
    Aww, baby hookers! :P

    You know 12 year olds are actually starting to have sex now? Well, maybe 20 years from now... oh my gosh, I don`t even want to think about that... Why did my sick mind have to think that up?! :O

  77. Profile photo of SanityInsane
    SanityInsane Female 18-29
    150 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 9:46 am
    The entire time I was looking through those I kept thinking: I need to buy a set, and just horde them until someone I know has a baby shower. Preferably for a male baby...
  78. Profile photo of electrikburn
    electrikburn Female 13-17
    60 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    Ha ha. That baby is a slut.
  79. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    June 20, 2008 at 5:02 am
    thats funny

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