Baby`s First Pair of High Heels

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Weird
http://www.heelarious.com/category_3/Brooke.html

Because it"s never too early to whore-up your newborn daughter.
There are 79 comments:
Male 2,113
thats funny
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Female 60
Ha ha. That baby is a slut.
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Female 150
The entire time I was looking through those I kept thinking: I need to buy a set, and just horde them until someone I know has a baby shower. Preferably for a male baby...
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Female 119
Aww, baby hookers! :P

You know 12 year olds are actually starting to have sex now? Well, maybe 20 years from now... oh my gosh, I don`t even want to think about that... Why did my sick mind have to think that up?! :O

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Male 897
OMG! People need to just be wiped out as a race. This is yet another example of why some humans should Not be allowed to reproduce!
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Female 38
come on, it`s just a joke...
a bad one tho ;P
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Female 924
Found this on the site:
"Not intended for walking (heel will collapse with weight)"
well, that makes it slightly less disturbing.
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Female 1,231
Lessons I learned from Barbie:

If you wear high heels for too long, you feet will get stuck that way. >.>

Epic fail @ shoes. XP

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Female 254
OKAY people. Stop talking about dying and stuff. Isn`t this about baby high heels? o_O if you`re dying, shouldn`t you be in the hospital? Get a livejournal or something, not I-A-B. T_T

and btw... very weird.

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Female 254
rrrgh.
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Female 80
if i had these when i was a baby, i probably wouldn`t have been such a tomboy growing up
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Female 465
Wearing high heels doesn`t make you a whore, BABY_BEAR. Wearing faux leopard skin high heels before you can walk makes your mum a whore for dressing you like that.
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Female 1,395
...since when does wearing high heels make you a `whore`?
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Male 337
Cuz we all know leopard skin is the everyday dress for productive professionals.
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Female 112
this is why i hope to eventually have boys...
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Female 471
Oh, FFS...
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Female 24
Those shoes almost looks cartoonish
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Female 2,228
WOW. Just wow. If ever IAB saved someone`s life that would be an enormous karmic coup, a cosmic feather in the cap of Fancylad and an eternal blessing on this particular little piece of cyberspace. I am truly proud to be an IABer today, well done everyone who offered help to Celeste, may she soon recover. Kudos to you Fancy, job well done! *pats back*
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Female 106
what kind of pedophile would even CONSIDER, in their sane minds, buying those? it makes me sick >:(
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Male 11,740
Now available at Wal-Marts and finer truck stops nationwide.
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Male 1,590
Any parent that buys these instead of baby food or diapers has some serious priority issues.
Anyone that buys these as a gift should be whacked in the head with a two-by-four.
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Male 68
Somewhere there is a corner missing it`s whore - Norman Vincent Peale.
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Male 1,142
read about 4 of the comments. didnt want to ADD it up and forget what i wanted to say about the link cause i got in to reading comments. hope im not repeating whats already been said.

those are for all the girls who get pregnant these days befor they are anywhere near what someone might call an adult. i dont mean being legally an adult im mean being one mentally. win your 18-19 with kids and your the mental equivalent of a slutty 14 year old what would be better then treating your baby like a barbie doll.

im not sure if thats how you spell barbie but i dont care enuf to check it.

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Male 2,616
"They put me on freaking anti-depressants and told me it was all in my head."

Or did they?

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Male 1,152
Cyleste i dunno if your still checking this but since the fact that you cant hold down food...or even water what it sounds like you have is some Bi-gastrel intestinal virus. It can be dangerous if you dont have it checked out. Mostly because of dehydration. I had a freind that had something like this not to long ago. She went to the ER and they put her on an IV...if you cant hold down fluids they should do the same for you just so you wont dehydrate. Secondly they should be giving you some sort of anti-biotic which will kickin within the first or second day of taking it but which you will have to take for a week or 2. If you have lab results that prove something is wrong...and you havent been able to drink or eat anything they should deff do the same for you. Bring it up to where-ever you go that you cant hold fluids and something needs to be done. They should help you with this...i hope i helped
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Female 526
CYLSTE! oo goodness, if you have yahoo go on there and get ahold of me i have the EXACT same thing going on. and my doctors have told me im imagining it. they put me on freaking anti-depressants and told me it was all in my head.
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Female 5
I offered to buy my cousin a pair of those for her baby. However, she said that her baby will not wear those hooker shoes with a matching halter and purse...
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Female 498
humm i cant walk in heels :| then again i can hardly walk bare footed....
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Male 119
Im a medical student and i dont see why you blame doctors, its not like they are not trying to treat you, they can only try their best with their equipment, and to the best of their knowledge, medicine has only advanced so far...people are finding new things everyday so keep your hopes up!
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Male 290
better than thongs?
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Female 4,197
They used to sell thongs for 5 year olds at a chain store here til everyone went RAWR!!
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Female 180
Ha mmk. I shall make sure to post something just for you. ^_^
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Female 1,545
Sounds like a plan. I want to see you posting next week!! Haha
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Female 70
what`s next?

baby thongs?

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Female 180
If I can`t keep these fluids down, I will call 911. Promise. :)
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Female 1,545
Are the cops` radios on the same frequency as the ambulances`?? I really don`t know, but I don`t think so.

In any case, you shouldn`t worry about what your sort-of moms know. Especially if you`re in a serious, life-threatening situation such as this one.

Your primary goal is to get yourself taken care of. Then worry about what other people know and think.

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Female 180
Worse*
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Female 180
And if you are interested at all, this is a list of what is basically wrong with me. Tyrolaria is misspelled. o_o

Iron and calcium are good no celiac

Has tyrolaria urine test shortage of zinc and b vitamins

Chemical imbalance can not tolerate stress

Doesn`t do well in the morning, lots of nausea, spleen pain, depression,
emotional roller coaster, easily treatable

Iron is good

B12 on urine test is basement, probably needs b-12 shots

Yeast overgrowth with prescriptive anti fungal

Low on B, viatmin C, Magnesium, and Manganese

Low on folic acid

5 on glutathion show that she isn`t detoxing at all well

Vitamin D should be around 50, is at 14. Plays into immune system, bone, health, auto immune disease huge

Microbiology-no acidophilus at all. Other bacteria that are showing major concern needs probiotic

Zinc is low

Your body is at a point where its had enough. We need to get the GI things looked at ER.

Has to go slow or detox process will make you feel wor

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Female 180
See I would do that, but my sort of moms are cops. And I don`t want them to know how bad off I am. They know I`m sick. just not how sick.
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Female 1,545
That`s what I`D do anyway. Obviously, your circumstances may be different from what I perceive them to be.
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Female 1,545
If you`re too ill to make it to the doctor and you`re afraid of death, you should call 911. Tell them that you need medical assistance immediately, that you`re afraid you`re near death, and that you can`t make to the doctor. You`ll get the treatment you need ASAP (mainly nutrients and water) and then you can decide what to do from there.
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Female 180
Ha nifty. ^_^
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Female 1,545
I`m from near Winona!
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Female 180
@Shellie: Thanks. If I can make myself drink baby sips for the next few days without getting sick I can make it to my doctor. I also emailed him to see if he has any ideas. :)
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Male 354
Fracking twisted!
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Female 180
New Ulm. Why?
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Female 1,545
Cyleste!! Where are you from!?!?
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Female 4,197
get a second, third.. fifth opinion if u have to until you are satisfied. People could have died if they accepted the first thing a doctor has said, but luckily went with gut instincts instead ;)

I hope you feel better

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Female 180
No. I have tons of things wrong with me. If I eat anything I get violently ill. I can`t even drink now. I`ve lost 15 pounds in 3 weeks. o_o
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Female 262
^^Anorexia?
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Male 178
lol??
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Female 180
And I`m actually spending my last moments trying to distract myself from hunger pains. On here, and other sites.
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Female 180
I`m not having a heart attack or anything. If I die because of this it will more than likely be from dehydration. There is no other hospital in this town and I sort of blew up at my ex because he bullied me to get me to the ER and I felt worse afterwards. So no way to get to Mankato.
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Female 532
^^^
You`re dying and your spending your last moments on IAB?!
I know nothing about health or medicine, but you should probably go to another hospital, or at least another doctor O_o
Y`know, especially if you`re...dying.
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Female 180
Random Rant:

I hate doctors. Doctors should die. If you are a competent doctor feel free to email me as I have a question.

I`m dying and my doctor told me to go to the ER.

ER doc says it`s all in my head.

I have lab reports that prove otherwise.

So what to do? Wait to die or go to another ER...in another city? Which may not even be possible. o_O

Ideas? You may email me if you wish. I would love input. o_o

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Male 1,152
at a bargain price of only $35 who could pass up this incredible offer?
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Female 66
haha can you imagine a little baby wearing those pieces of crap?... i can actually lmao
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Female 532
I`m surprised there wasn`t a lingerie section...
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Male 4,393
O.o....... ok
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Female 4,197
I would buy them for the odd factor. I`d never put my girls in them though, that`s just really tacky. They should have a ticker on the site to say how many have been sold
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Female 15,763
Oh god, I bet those things could fit my feet. O_O
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Male 5,970
mabey she can date the baby with the extra penis lol
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Male 119
that is sick...high heels are for sex appeal, not comfort or anything else...
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Female 32
They`re just so... disturbing... in so many ways.
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Female 665
ugh, what the heck?! what happened to innocent little babies wearing those cute little booties!? heels?!?!?! are you serious!?
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Male 40
I love where it said "Is this a Gift?
o Yes
o No

Of course it`s not a gift I`m buying them for myself!

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Male 10,440
Some people will buy all kinds of crap. What the hell man! No one wants to see that!
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Female 532
The pun made me cringe xO

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Female 432
they look so stupid lmao
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Male 1,244
For the trailer whore in all of us
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Female 183
The Elles were hott. Such a turn-on. Meow!
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Female 193
lol, i like the kayla ones with the zebra strips!
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Female 140
babies in heels?
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what is this world coming to?
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Female 4,028
Are you joking?
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Female 4,225
What fancy said is tryue. Also, might I be considered to be a mod?

Wow...have mercy

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Male 2,616
I think it would ALL go perfectly with my matching handbag. I mean... my girlfriend`s?
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Male 77
that is true
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Male 19,838
These shoes will go perfect with these tattoos.
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Male 19,838
Link: Baby`s First Pair of High Heels [Rate Link] - Because it`s never too early to whore-up your newborn daughter.
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