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Date: 06/26/08 10:45 AM

67 Responses to Adam and Eve : The Alternate Take

  1. Profile photo of thebeaman
    thebeaman Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 9:33 am
    Link: Adam and Eve : The Alternate Take - ... and then God created man -- and he was fabulous!
  2. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    629 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:52 am
    lol. But how does that relate to insurance?
  3. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:53 am
    a commercial for... an insurance company...?
  4. Profile photo of MrsSloan
    MrsSloan Female 18-29
    4 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:53 am
    it was adam and eve not adam and steve....
    yea! how does it relate to insurance?
  5. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:54 am
    ... how was that an advert!?
  6. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:54 am
    My brain hurts... what the hell does car insurance have to do with a gay Adam? Really? This is more offensive than the Heinz add simply because it is so stupid...
  7. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:55 am
    ... uh... what? Insurance? I thought it was going to be like, a dating service number pop up. But, insurance? wtf?
  8. Profile photo of gobucks614
    gobucks614 Male 13-17
    69 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:56 am
    what??
  9. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:56 am
    pretty place, though I dont see the link to insurance. At least its not another stupid Gecko commercial.
  10. Profile photo of demonclown
    demonclown Male 18-29
    435 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:56 am
    DAMN 3 Post Why Even Bother
  11. Profile photo of demonclown
    demonclown Male 18-29
    435 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:57 am
    Damn Shoots Self
  12. Profile photo of lava_tomato
    lava_tomato Female 13-17
    168 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:57 am
    you guys are all just jealous of his fabulousness.
  13. Profile photo of cha-chi13
    cha-chi13 Female 18-29
    46 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:57 am
    lol I so wasn`t expecting that.. All the same, I don`t think it has anything to do with insurance. Nothing as far as I can see at least.
  14. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:58 am
    lmao.

    I now hate long hair and giant leaf pubes.

  15. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:59 am
    I was expecting the girl to be like a man since the guy was girly.
  16. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:01 am
    MrsSloan
    Female, 18-29, Southern US
    1 Posts Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:53:50 AM
    it was adam and eve not adam and steve....
    yea! how does it relate to insurance?
    ---------------------------------------------------

    People who quote "it was adam and eve not adam and steve" should be shot on sight.It`s only EVER homophobic fundies that say it...and if your the same MrsSloan from IMDB . com I`m bang on!


    On topic..yeah what the hell has being Pabasa got to do with insurance? He`s fabulous!


  17. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:04 am
    That`s a Dutch commercail!!! ThEy always have they most funniest and messed up commercails,that company lol
  18. Profile photo of rasputinxxx
    rasputinxxx Male 18-29
    128 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:09 am
    I like the leaves stapled around the crotch concept
  19. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:11 am
    For the record, I like the Heinz add. This one just wasn`t funny...
  20. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:18 am
    I found this incredibly entertaining. Particularly in the `humanity would be doomed` aspect. I found it odd that they made him look so ADD, though. Regardless, he was pretty.
  21. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:19 am
    Maddog, agreed! *goes to fetch gun*
  22. Profile photo of manicwhite
    manicwhite Male 18-29
    169 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:22 am
    i dont understand the advert but i would probably by insurance from this company just because of eve
  23. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:25 am
    This...is an INSURANCE commercial? um...kay. I thought the set and photography was beautiful and the end was hilarious. And Mouichi can be my Adam anytime ;~)
  24. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:34 am
    wait
    what did that have to do with insurance?
  25. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:40 am
    was it like... god had to pull out an insurance policy because his "adam" wasn`t?? uhh... i unno haha doesn`t really seem to click.. but meh whateva
  26. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:42 am
    I don`t know whether to be flattered or frightened, REBELComx, so I`ll go with flattered. I`m not in the mood to be frightened.

    On a side note, I think I understand it. The fate of mankind wasn`t `insured` so Adam turned out gay, destroying humanity in the most entertaining way. It`s really obscure, though.

  27. Profile photo of Nimloth
    Nimloth Female 18-29
    13 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:43 am
    This insurance company always has commercials like this: a (fairly) normal situation but then something goes really wrong -> just call us, i.e. to solve anything. Here`s another one:
    http://www.centraalbeheer.nl/cbi/cb/corporate/fun/commercial.jsp?commercial=paard&bw=dsl&stopAtEnd=false&linkAtEnd=&linkTarget=
  28. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 11:56 am
    *shakes head in dismay* I`m just your average gay geek, Mouichi. I`m not really frightening...unless Samhain is coming up.
  29. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    Don`t you get it? They went with the Eve came first thing but Adama didn`t come out right.

    T`was lolz

  30. Profile photo of gcrocka
    gcrocka Female 13-17
    12 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    Hahaha,
    haha,
    ha. i love the end XD

    i get it now Nimloth :D

  31. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    hmm...
    i lol`ed
    it was funneh]
    but i still dont get why it was an insurence company...
  32. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    Bizarre, but it made me laugh.
  33. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    Do you mix Celtic Samhain with the modern interpretation? Do you set a place for the dead? Off-topic, I know. Okay, I`ll add something relevant.

    Adam Is the HoTTxoRz.

    Done.

  34. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    I like it lol but I thought that he wasnt all there or crazy instead of gay.
  35. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    "it was adam and eve not adam and steve...."
    Oh, whatever.
  36. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    wai....wah?
  37. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    "it was adam and eve not adam and steve...."

    Loser homophobe.

  38. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    lol at the part when he picks up the plant with his foot
  39. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    I take Samhain as it`s own holiday. But if the party is close enough, i gladly mix traditions celtic and secular. But Halloween is like my Christmas. I go all out. I even worked as the host character in a haunted house every october for 4 years until it shut down. Then i just built everything i needed to haunt up my own yard.
    Wow, yeah. Off topic. But yeah, Adam was hot.
    I always get a kick out of the whole Adam and Steve thing...of course the Bible also says God paraded the animals in front of Adam for him to choose a mate first. Who knows what he test drove...
  40. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    That was great! I wasn`t expecting that. Though I dont see what it has to do with insurance...
  41. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    Adam...fabulosity in the making.
  42. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    I like to celebrate Halloween, but I prefer the deep winter months more, because I like cold weather. Last year I was Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show, which was fun, but uncomfortable as hell. Also, I really don`t want to think about what Adam test drove, though I`m sure this particular Adam didn`t drive anything. I think he`s more on the riding end, so to speak.
  43. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    LOL Yeah...he seemed like more of a catcher than a pitcher...But you never can really tell with those femme boys.
    I was in a performinc Rocky Horror cast in my area for a while! ONly got to play Brad and Dr. Scott though.
    I love the cold weather. Easier to get warm than it is to get cool...plus the cold is an excuse to cuddle :~)
  44. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    I totally saw that coming! So. Much. Love!
  45. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    It IS easier to get warm than it is to get cold. I learned that lessen yesterday! (Air Conditioning broke.) Though, I`ve always thought that. Plus, cold weather is the perfect weather for hot chocolate, which is my favorite drink, and disgusting in the warmer months. That`s so interesting! I didn`t know they still did full-cast shows of Rocky Horror. Also, feminine guys annoy me, but I guess that was the only way to get the `gay` factor across in the commercial other than inserting porn clips.
  46. Profile photo of toxic1
    toxic1 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    I thought the guy was more crazy than gay...sheesh! what was up with the leaf thing. Plus not all fem. guys are gay..i have some guys friends who are like that-I mean I don`t wanna date them..but they are straight...wierd commercial.
  47. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 1:10 pm
    Lesson* Sorry, I have to correct myself.
  48. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    DAMN

    Look at those green pubes on Eve... And look at the hair growing from her boobs up to her head... She is a sexy freak of nature..

  49. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    LOLZ hahahahaha :P Eve was like WTF is up whit adam ?????

    insurance policy commerical? o wow.... XP

  50. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    i didnt know eve was that hot.
  51. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    It`s factually incorrect for 2 reasons:
    1. The bible said that they didn`t cover themselves up until AFTER eating the forbidden fruit.
    2. The bible is a work of fiction created by man.
  52. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    ^^
    Fact 2 should be the only fact anyone ever needs.
  53. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    ^^ ;-)
    I was going for a little effect...
  54. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    "It`s factually incorrect for 2 reasons:
    1. The bible said that they didn`t cover themselves up until AFTER eating the forbidden fruit.
    2. The bible is a work of fiction created by man."

    Thanks for taking the "geek of the week" fall for that nugget. I wanted to so badly, but it was irrelevant to the commercial and you beat me to it.

  55. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    People, try not to think about it to hard. You`ll hurt your brains.
  56. Profile photo of digganob
    digganob Male 30-39
    135 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    "i didnt know eve was that hot."

    You sicko! That`s your great^x grandmother you`re talking about.

  57. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    He WAS fabulous.
    =D
  58. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    Gay or not, there are no other men around, just eve... so if Adam has the sex drive of any male gay or straight, humanity is safe....

    unless god makes john...

  59. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    "try not to think about it to hard. You`ll hurt your brains"

    ^^^
    That`s exactly the mentality that keeps religion alive. wtg dapalooka! :-(

  60. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    June 26, 2008 at 10:09 pm
    My name`s Adam and Im gay too.

    Doesnt make you wanna buy insurance though does it?

  61. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 1:37 am
    I totally agree Maddog.


    At any rate, i don`t see the connection for an Insurance commercial.

    Funny nonetheless

  62. Profile photo of chary
    chary Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 1:41 am
    Haha, I love Apeldoorn, they are a Dutch insurance company with the greatest commercials.

    Basically something goes really wrong and its` `even apeldoorn bellen`(aka, just call us when something goes wrong).

    Also famous for the acupuncture commercial (with the guy and the fire alarm and the firefighters beckoning him to come down) and the one with the lion on the roof of the car as they come back from safari :D

  63. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 2:09 am
    HAHAHA! that was so awesome
  64. Profile photo of Scat91
    Scat91 Female 13-17
    89 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 5:20 am
    Sadly, thats so true
    The good ones always turn out to be gay


    And Im with everyone else, I have no idea how that linked with insurance

  65. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    The ad doesn`t make immediate sense.
    Anyway, I want paradise to look like that. :)
  66. Profile photo of Pushka
    Pushka Female 18-29
    38 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    hahahahah xD
    i want to be adam`s friend!
  67. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    Incredible and OMG!

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