Adam and Eve : The Alternate Take

Submitted by: thebeaman 9 years ago in Funny
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... and then God created man -- and he was fabulous!
There are 66 comments:
Female 1,063
Incredible and OMG!
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Female 38
hahahahah xD
i want to be adam`s friend!
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Male 9,305
The ad doesn`t make immediate sense.
Anyway, I want paradise to look like that. :)
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Female 89
Sadly, thats so true
The good ones always turn out to be gay


And Im with everyone else, I have no idea how that linked with insurance

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Female 859
HAHAHA! that was so awesome
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Female 173
Haha, I love Apeldoorn, they are a Dutch insurance company with the greatest commercials.

Basically something goes really wrong and its` `even apeldoorn bellen`(aka, just call us when something goes wrong).

Also famous for the acupuncture commercial (with the guy and the fire alarm and the firefighters beckoning him to come down) and the one with the lion on the roof of the car as they come back from safari :D

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Male 1,263
I totally agree Maddog.


At any rate, i don`t see the connection for an Insurance commercial.

Funny nonetheless

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Male 1,557
My name`s Adam and Im gay too.

Doesnt make you wanna buy insurance though does it?

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Male 1,013
"try not to think about it to hard. You`ll hurt your brains"

^^^
That`s exactly the mentality that keeps religion alive. wtg dapalooka! :-(

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Male 674
Gay or not, there are no other men around, just eve... so if Adam has the sex drive of any male gay or straight, humanity is safe....

unless god makes john...

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Female 878
He WAS fabulous.
=D
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Male 135
"i didnt know eve was that hot."

You sicko! That`s your great^x grandmother you`re talking about.

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Female 360
People, try not to think about it to hard. You`ll hurt your brains.
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Male 1,287
"It`s factually incorrect for 2 reasons:
1. The bible said that they didn`t cover themselves up until AFTER eating the forbidden fruit.
2. The bible is a work of fiction created by man."

Thanks for taking the "geek of the week" fall for that nugget. I wanted to so badly, but it was irrelevant to the commercial and you beat me to it.

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Male 1,013
^^ ;-)
I was going for a little effect...
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Male 3,369
^^
Fact 2 should be the only fact anyone ever needs.
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Male 1,013
It`s factually incorrect for 2 reasons:
1. The bible said that they didn`t cover themselves up until AFTER eating the forbidden fruit.
2. The bible is a work of fiction created by man.
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Male 1,109
i didnt know eve was that hot.
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Male 4,393
LOLZ hahahahaha :P Eve was like WTF is up whit adam ?????

insurance policy commerical? o wow.... XP

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Male 533
DAMN

Look at those green pubes on Eve... And look at the hair growing from her boobs up to her head... She is a sexy freak of nature..

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Male 637
Lesson* Sorry, I have to correct myself.
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Female 82
I thought the guy was more crazy than gay...sheesh! what was up with the leaf thing. Plus not all fem. guys are gay..i have some guys friends who are like that-I mean I don`t wanna date them..but they are straight...wierd commercial.
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Male 637
It IS easier to get warm than it is to get cold. I learned that lessen yesterday! (Air Conditioning broke.) Though, I`ve always thought that. Plus, cold weather is the perfect weather for hot chocolate, which is my favorite drink, and disgusting in the warmer months. That`s so interesting! I didn`t know they still did full-cast shows of Rocky Horror. Also, feminine guys annoy me, but I guess that was the only way to get the `gay` factor across in the commercial other than inserting porn clips.
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Female 460
I totally saw that coming! So. Much. Love!
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Male 477
LOL Yeah...he seemed like more of a catcher than a pitcher...But you never can really tell with those femme boys.
I was in a performinc Rocky Horror cast in my area for a while! ONly got to play Brad and Dr. Scott though.
I love the cold weather. Easier to get warm than it is to get cool...plus the cold is an excuse to cuddle :~)
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Male 637
I like to celebrate Halloween, but I prefer the deep winter months more, because I like cold weather. Last year I was Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show, which was fun, but uncomfortable as hell. Also, I really don`t want to think about what Adam test drove, though I`m sure this particular Adam didn`t drive anything. I think he`s more on the riding end, so to speak.
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Female 321
Adam...fabulosity in the making.
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Female 1,441
That was great! I wasn`t expecting that. Though I dont see what it has to do with insurance...
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Male 477
I take Samhain as it`s own holiday. But if the party is close enough, i gladly mix traditions celtic and secular. But Halloween is like my Christmas. I go all out. I even worked as the host character in a haunted house every october for 4 years until it shut down. Then i just built everything i needed to haunt up my own yard.
Wow, yeah. Off topic. But yeah, Adam was hot.
I always get a kick out of the whole Adam and Steve thing...of course the Bible also says God paraded the animals in front of Adam for him to choose a mate first. Who knows what he test drove...
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Male 548
lol at the part when he picks up the plant with his foot
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Female 1,984
"it was adam and eve not adam and steve...."

Loser homophobe.

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Male 291
wai....wah?
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Female 1,211
"it was adam and eve not adam and steve...."
Oh, whatever.
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Male 115
I like it lol but I thought that he wasnt all there or crazy instead of gay.
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Male 637
Do you mix Celtic Samhain with the modern interpretation? Do you set a place for the dead? Off-topic, I know. Okay, I`ll add something relevant.

Adam Is the HoTTxoRz.

Done.

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Female 455
Bizarre, but it made me laugh.
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Female 1,287
hmm...
i lol`ed
it was funneh]
but i still dont get why it was an insurence company...
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Female 12
Hahaha,
haha,
ha. i love the end XD

i get it now Nimloth :D

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Female 4,225
Don`t you get it? They went with the Eve came first thing but Adama didn`t come out right.

T`was lolz

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Male 477
*shakes head in dismay* I`m just your average gay geek, Mouichi. I`m not really frightening...unless Samhain is coming up.
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Female 13
This insurance company always has commercials like this: a (fairly) normal situation but then something goes really wrong -> just call us, i.e. to solve anything. Here`s another one:
http://www.centraalbeheer.nl/cbi/cb/corporate/fun/commercial.jsp?commercial=paard&bw=dsl&stopAtEnd=false&linkAtEnd=&linkTarget=
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Male 637
I don`t know whether to be flattered or frightened, REBELComx, so I`ll go with flattered. I`m not in the mood to be frightened.

On a side note, I think I understand it. The fate of mankind wasn`t `insured` so Adam turned out gay, destroying humanity in the most entertaining way. It`s really obscure, though.

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Male 815
was it like... god had to pull out an insurance policy because his "adam" wasn`t?? uhh... i unno haha doesn`t really seem to click.. but meh whateva
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Female 1,186
wait
what did that have to do with insurance?
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Male 477
This...is an INSURANCE commercial? um...kay. I thought the set and photography was beautiful and the end was hilarious. And Mouichi can be my Adam anytime ;~)
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Male 169
i dont understand the advert but i would probably by insurance from this company just because of eve
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Female 2,228
Maddog, agreed! *goes to fetch gun*
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Male 637
I found this incredibly entertaining. Particularly in the `humanity would be doomed` aspect. I found it odd that they made him look so ADD, though. Regardless, he was pretty.
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Male 1,225
For the record, I like the Heinz add. This one just wasn`t funny...
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Male 128
I like the leaves stapled around the crotch concept
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Female 660
That`s a Dutch commercail!!! ThEy always have they most funniest and messed up commercails,that company lol
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Male 3,369
MrsSloan
Female, 18-29, Southern US
1 Posts Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:53:50 AM
it was adam and eve not adam and steve....
yea! how does it relate to insurance?
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People who quote "it was adam and eve not adam and steve" should be shot on sight.It`s only EVER homophobic fundies that say it...and if your the same MrsSloan from IMDB . com I`m bang on!


On topic..yeah what the hell has being Pabasa got to do with insurance? He`s fabulous!


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Male 543
lmao.

I now hate long hair and giant leaf pubes.

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Female 46
lol I so wasn`t expecting that.. All the same, I don`t think it has anything to do with insurance. Nothing as far as I can see at least.
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Female 168
you guys are all just jealous of his fabulousness.
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Male 435
Damn Shoots Self
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Male 435
DAMN 3 Post Why Even Bother
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Female 289
pretty place, though I dont see the link to insurance. At least its not another stupid Gecko commercial.
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Male 69
what??
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Male 285
... uh... what? Insurance? I thought it was going to be like, a dating service number pop up. But, insurance? wtf?
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Male 1,225
My brain hurts... what the hell does car insurance have to do with a gay Adam? Really? This is more offensive than the Heinz add simply because it is so stupid...
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Male 1,148
... how was that an advert!?
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Female 4
it was adam and eve not adam and steve....
yea! how does it relate to insurance?
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Female 163
a commercial for... an insurance company...?
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Male 629
lol. But how does that relate to insurance?
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Male 3
Link: Adam and Eve : The Alternate Take [Rate Link] - ... and then God created man -- and he was fabulous!
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