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Date: 06/24/08 07:33 AM

44 Responses to 30 Awesome Newspaper Headlines

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 7:56 am
    Link: 30 Awesome Newspaper Headlines - The absurdity just writes itself. ``He Took it in the Butt?`` Who copy edits this stuff?
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    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 7:57 am
    Ahaha! Nice!
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    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 7:58 am
    "Granny Beats Off Aligator"

    That one is the best.

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    Infinity838 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 8:05 am
    the condom truck! no brakes? (ahaha get it? okay.)
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    Flashbulb Male 13-17
    23 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 8:09 am
    "Federal Agents raid gun shop, Find weapons" My favourite one.
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    jde824 Male 18-29
    238 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 8:12 am
    Wasn`t there one the other day almost exactly the same?
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 8:12 am
    "Federal Agents raid gun shop, Find weapons" ROFL!
  8. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 8:12 am
    XD hehe they are awesome.
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    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 8:14 am
    The ads were funnier
  10. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 8:28 am
    Most of these were in the other one, probably 5 new ones.
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    specialque Female 13-17
    512 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 8:33 am
    lmfao
    classsssssssic
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    pirateferret Female 18-29
    24 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:05 am
    The depp one made me spit my lunch out laughing. Now I have this mental image of jonny depp doing a goatse
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    Growth Male 13-17
    93 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:15 am
    The "Great Tits" are there 8-)

    "DOE to do NEPA`s EIS on BNFL`s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest"

    WTF indeed.

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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:24 am
    "Volunteers search for old Civil War planes"

    Thats definatly my favourite.

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    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:41 am
    i didn`t even crack a smile at a single one of these...
    oh and repost
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    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:52 am
    It doesn`t get any worse than this. LOL!
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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:52 am
    "Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference." XD lmao.
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    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:55 am
    aren`t half of them on another link?
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    Dickardo Male 13-17
    179 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:56 am
    "DOE to do NEPA`s EIS on BNFL`s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest"

    made me laugh... but also made me confused :S

    lol theyre all funny

  20. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:57 am
    A lot of them are intentional. The perverted nature of people shows through with headlines. If it actually DOES make sense the non-hilarious way, they know they can get away with it, and I`m glad they do.
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    Angel25 Female 18-29
    297 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 10:07 am
    "Will spend 250K to advertise lack of funds"...
  22. Profile photo of MrHuggleBifo
    MrHuggleBifo Male 13-17
    21 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 10:22 am
    lmfao "Federal Agents raid Gun shop, Find Weapons"
  23. Profile photo of Panthergal09
    Panthergal09 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 10:40 am
    They found weapons in a gun shop? Who woulda thunk it...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 10:48 am
    They`re good but we just had link like this posted a few days ago, with a lot of the same headlines.

    Here is the link.

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 10:50 am
    ^But now there is 10 more :D, a repost is the same thing again. This is a different site that just happens to have some of the others....
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    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 11:18 am
    "Long time coming," that was hilarious.
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    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 11:41 am
    A lot of those were on a different post on IAB weren`t they ? not being a " repost " bitch just wondering :-)
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    ShakeNBake Male 18-29
    265 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    holy crap i live in hoffman estates
  29. Profile photo of ShakeNBake
    ShakeNBake Male 18-29
    265 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    and i actually read that newspaper
  30. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    lol at the last
  31. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    this reminds me of the missing words round on have i got news for you.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    Some repeats, but that`s fine because the rest were awesome. xD
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    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    254 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    Crack found in man`s ass.
    lololol.
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    Z1ggy Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 1:35 pm


    hahaha

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    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    not really funny like i thought it would be....
  36. Profile photo of SeaLawyer
    SeaLawyer Male 30-39
    1 post
    June 24, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    Now this is some funny stuff:

    http://www.getthegouge.com/insider/drlov...

    GetTheGouge.Com (Dr. Lovejoy)

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    obesepig Female 13-17
    505 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    "Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons"

    O RLY?

    DOE to do NEPA`s EIS on BNFL`s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest

    Umm... alright, then.

  38. Profile photo of Hunter421
    Hunter421 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    "Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons"

    Did they then raid a zoo and find animals? That would be REALLY amazing!

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    xBLiTZKRiEGx Male 13-17
    92 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    DOE to do NEPA`s EIS on BNFL`s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest.

    Deparment of Energy, National Enviromental Protection Agency, idk what the rest are though... could look em up but i dont care.

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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    OMG Those are funny!!.
  41. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    most of these i`ve seen. but it was still funny. lol @ the condom truck.
  42. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    YaRly!
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 24, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    Hunter421, and then they raided a soup kitchen and found.... SOUP!
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    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    June 25, 2008 at 7:47 am

    Lol

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