30 Awesome Newspaper Headlines

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/06/newspaper-headlines-of-day.html

The absurdity just writes itself. ""He Took it in the Butt?"" Who copy edits this stuff?
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Female 1,002

Lol
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Male 2,788
Hunter421, and then they raided a soup kitchen and found.... SOUP!
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Male 2,788
YaRly!
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Female 375
most of these i`ve seen. but it was still funny. lol @ the condom truck.
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Male 2,395
OMG Those are funny!!.
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Male 92
DOE to do NEPA`s EIS on BNFL`s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest.

Deparment of Energy, National Enviromental Protection Agency, idk what the rest are though... could look em up but i dont care.

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Male 16
"Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons"

Did they then raid a zoo and find animals? That would be REALLY amazing!

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Female 505
"Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons"

O RLY?

DOE to do NEPA`s EIS on BNFL`s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest

Umm... alright, then.

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Female 194
not really funny like i thought it would be....
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Male 23


hahaha

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Female 254
Crack found in man`s ass.
lololol.
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Female 15,763
Some repeats, but that`s fine because the rest were awesome. xD
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Male 651
this reminds me of the missing words round on have i got news for you.
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Female 4,225
lol at the last
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Male 265
and i actually read that newspaper
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Male 265
holy crap i live in hoffman estates
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Male 762
A lot of those were on a different post on IAB weren`t they ? not being a " repost " bitch just wondering :-)
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Male 208
"Long time coming," that was hilarious.
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Male 5,970
^But now there is 10 more :D, a repost is the same thing again. This is a different site that just happens to have some of the others....
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Male 11,740
They`re good but we just had link like this posted a few days ago, with a lot of the same headlines.

Here is the link.

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Female 69
They found weapons in a gun shop? Who woulda thunk it...
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Male 21
lmfao "Federal Agents raid Gun shop, Find Weapons"
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Female 297
"Will spend 250K to advertise lack of funds"...
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Male 2,616
A lot of them are intentional. The perverted nature of people shows through with headlines. If it actually DOES make sense the non-hilarious way, they know they can get away with it, and I`m glad they do.
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Male 179
"DOE to do NEPA`s EIS on BNFL`s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest"

made me laugh... but also made me confused :S

lol theyre all funny

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Male 246
aren`t half of them on another link?
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Male 991
"Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference." XD lmao.
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Male 528
It doesn`t get any worse than this. LOL!
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Female 531
i didn`t even crack a smile at a single one of these...
oh and repost
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Female 1,441
"Volunteers search for old Civil War planes"

Thats definatly my favourite.

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Male 93
The "Great Tits" are there 8-)

"DOE to do NEPA`s EIS on BNFL`s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest"

WTF indeed.

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Female 24
The depp one made me spit my lunch out laughing. Now I have this mental image of jonny depp doing a goatse
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Female 512
lmfao
classsssssssic
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Male 382
Most of these were in the other one, probably 5 new ones.
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Male 384
The ads were funnier
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Male 1,148
XD hehe they are awesome.
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Male 2,788
"Federal Agents raid gun shop, Find weapons" ROFL!
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Male 238
Wasn`t there one the other day almost exactly the same?
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Male 23
"Federal Agents raid gun shop, Find weapons" My favourite one.
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Female 182
the condom truck! no brakes? (ahaha get it? okay.)
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Male 197
"Granny Beats Off Aligator"

That one is the best.

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Male 197
Ahaha! Nice!
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Male 19,865
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