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Date: 06/08/08 07:52 AM

68 Responses to 15 Wackiest Classified Ads

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 7:52 am
    Link: 15 Wackiest Classified Ads - ``Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me.``
  2. Profile photo of Bananahammoc
    Bananahammoc Female 18-29
    310 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 7:55 am
    Well, I must say that I`d very much like a collection of old people...
  3. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 7:58 am
    cat has been killed!
  4. Profile photo of toxicshark
    toxicshark Male 13-17
    109 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 7:58 am
    ive seen some of these before but still a good collection. "like new, slight urine smell" lol
  5. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:01 am
    The "only used once" casket is a funeral home casket, its used to display the deceased in the chapel of rest before its put in the burial coffin.

    Still creepy though! lol

  6. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:03 am
    Those were funny. I like my first laugh of the day.
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    LunarMoon Female 13-17
    217 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:26 am
    Lol, they forgot the "ZOMBIES: SEEKING BRAINS" one.
  8. Profile photo of chaitanya
    chaitanya Male 40-49
    216 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:30 am
    i think i will buy the skull only used once. and how can you use it twice?
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    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:31 am
    I had to look up what was funny about the Mammogram dish washer <.< Not many guys would of got it i am guessing.

    I seen the tombstone one before but still funny! :-D

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    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:32 am
    haha funny, i liked it xD
  11. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:33 am
    chaitanya: "i think i will buy the skull only used once. and how can you use it twice?"

    Give it to /b/chan, they know a way...

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    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:43 am
    "Used Mattress...Slight urine smell... XD
  13. Profile photo of JoeTheRipper
    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
    288 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:47 am
    Apparently grave robbers love the classifieds... trying to sell a skull, tombstone, and casket?
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    twinkletits Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:49 am
    lmao loved it, that was very good.
  15. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:16 am
    Finally a product for me!
  16. Profile photo of kaptink
    kaptink Male 18-29
    128 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:20 am
    they missed jimmy Carr`s

    "wanted: 30 chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke"

  17. Profile photo of Nimrodel
    Nimrodel Female 18-29
    52 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:27 am
    Must bring own weapons?? I`m there baby!
  18. Profile photo of TowerOfMagda
    TowerOfMagda Female 18-29
    93 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:27 am
    ^.~ I totally want the urine smellin` mattress.

    hellz yeah! dreaming of golden showers has never been easier

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    tvc15db Female 30-39
    129 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:27 am
    I want to know how did the person in the first ad go back in time.
  20. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:30 am
    I wanted to call some of those numbers to see if they were serious.
  21. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:40 am
    I would find this funny but I just can`t approve the murder of cats.
  22. Profile photo of keylimepie20
    keylimepie20 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:41 am
    The time travel one has already been a full blown fad.
  23. Profile photo of jeswra
    jeswra Male 18-29
    244 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:48 am
    I want some 8 day old turkey.
  24. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:50 am
    If it didn`t cost so much, I`d put half of those in every newspaper I could find. >.>
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    chary Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:56 am
    Those were hilarious x3.

  26. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:57 am
    I want to go back in time!

    Sign me up!

  27. Profile photo of SweetGun9
    SweetGun9 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 10:12 am
    I know how you can use the skull twice
    Skull Bong
  28. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 10:13 am
    thanks for tha laugh XD
  29. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 10:16 am
    The time travel one is ancient..its been on the internet forever...BUT..I still smirk everytime I read it. Classic!
  30. Profile photo of Noobfruit
    Noobfruit Male 13-17
    101 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 10:26 am
    Haha, thats what I thought when I read that link too Sweetgun. I remember that one :D
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 10:29 am
    lmao the soccer ball, sined by pele...one of the greatest soccer players of all time or some guy named peter...hahahah that one got me good
  32. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 10:30 am
    lmfao the back in time one was awsome
  33. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 10:43 am
    Hahaa I liked `em all!
  34. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 11:03 am

    YOU THE MAN NOW DOG
  35. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 11:07 am
    "China cabinet buffet (...) few cat scratches but cat has been killed"

    That one was tops, I lol`d so much. That made my crappy week all better. ^_^

  36. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 11:13 am
    hahahaha, lol at the not for sale car
  37. Profile photo of finnishrock
    finnishrock Female 13-17
    55 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 11:14 am
    my used toilet paper is better
    that tombstone might be good for my aunts cat
    his name is Gravy
    unfortunately she killed him after he messed up her china cabinet
    i think he wanted that partially eaten turkey...
  38. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 11:38 am
    lmao to all of them. Crazy, crazy people.
  39. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 11:42 am
    I`ve always wanted to post something funny in the paper. Like...

    `Lost owner. 5`2, 113lbs, red hair, smells like vanilla. We are out of foods. Please find her. x_x`

    I dunno. I just woke up. I can`t be funny. x_x

  40. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 11:48 am
    "For Sale: collection of old people... :P
  41. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    533 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 11:49 am
    here`s a good one i found on linkinn a long time ago
    http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/m...
  42. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 11:54 am
    ^Integra. ouu. I recently bought one lol.
  43. Profile photo of zachuz
    zachuz Male 18-29
    26 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    mammogram dishwasher?
  44. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    If I`m going to be time traveling I want half up front.
  45. Profile photo of Triskele
    Triskele Female 18-29
    215 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    I agree with Xiquiripat. If I`m going to be f*cking up the space-time continuum, I might as well be sure I have some spending money.
  46. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    "China cabinet buffet (...) few cat scratches but cat has been killed"

    hehe best ever. but jay leno does this every monday
    at around 11:45

  47. Profile photo of hooray4hazel
    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    255 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    WHITE TRASH COMPACTOR. AHAHAHHAAHa
  48. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    i like how on some of them you can see right through the black marker the person used to cross out the number. haha.
    also i wouldn`t mind an old person. It`s kinda like an old dog that cant do anything anymore only you can talk to it.
  49. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    drat YEAH. Seems like Dr. Who finally discovered what wanted ads were. I`d be all kinds of over that. :3
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    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    lol, but the cat has been killed. heck, id buy those cabnits. "hey, ill buy these from ya but ONLY if you kill another cat."
  51. Profile photo of xXsi666Xx
    xXsi666Xx Female 13-17
    169 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    i know i sound extremely stupid,but the first guy claims he went back in time once before,anyone want to ask this dude how he did it???
  52. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    "China cabinet buffet (...) few cat scratches but cat has been killed"

    Oo

    These were hilarious!... and disturbing.

  53. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    They missed this one!

  54. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    LOL
    I`ll go back in time with ya.
  55. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    I`d go back in time with that guy. Haha.
  56. Profile photo of Evangeline15
    Evangeline15 Female 13-17
    18 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    "Speaks Spanish"
    "Not for sale"
    LOL
  57. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    very funny! only used once......dentures...
  58. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    296 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    hhah the time one was really cool, some crackpots ready to time travel!
  59. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    I saw a really funny ad in the paper a couple of years ago...it was from a headstone/monument company and the tagline was "Look Ahead to Spring!" It was quite amusing.
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    HQampersand Male 18-29
    172 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 12:46 am
    Lol back in time... already did it once
  61. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 6:54 am
    I`m with ThursdayLark. If Dr. Who were looking for a time travel partner, I`d be all over it.

    I feel bad for the poor cat though. Lol. Wouldn`t it have been easier to just declaw it?

  62. Profile photo of Malibu315
    Malibu315 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 7:01 am
    Looooove these :)
  63. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 8:30 am
    luke, rules 1 and 2.
  64. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 9:06 am
    Lol ill go back in time with you my weapon iz mah lightzaborz!!!
  65. Profile photo of lagatitamala
    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 9:21 am
    depends how far back in time the person would like to go....i would hate to turn up to be the abortion i was meant to be jk lol
  66. Profile photo of Kaylee-san
    Kaylee-san Female 18-29
    17 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 11:00 am
    I would have answered the first one.. you never know :)
  67. Profile photo of happyHxC
    happyHxC Female 13-17
    17 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    Full size Mattress. Like new. Slight urine smell.
    Muhahaha
  68. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 4:06 am
    Ok im worried, so they dug up a coffin, chucked out who it used to belong to, then put it up so sale? O_o

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