15 Wackiest Classified Ads

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 8 years ago Weird
http://www.oddee.com/item_96448.aspx

""Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me.""
There are 68 comments:
Male 103
Ok im worried, so they dug up a coffin, chucked out who it used to belong to, then put it up so sale? O_o
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Female 17
Full size Mattress. Like new. Slight urine smell.
Muhahaha
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Female 17
I would have answered the first one.. you never know :)
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Female 194
depends how far back in time the person would like to go....i would hate to turn up to be the abortion i was meant to be jk lol
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Male 498
Lol ill go back in time with you my weapon iz mah lightzaborz!!!
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Male 226
luke, rules 1 and 2.
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Female 233
Looooove these :)
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Female 837
I`m with ThursdayLark. If Dr. Who were looking for a time travel partner, I`d be all over it.

I feel bad for the poor cat though. Lol. Wouldn`t it have been easier to just declaw it?

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Male 172
Lol back in time... already did it once
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Male 842
I saw a really funny ad in the paper a couple of years ago...it was from a headstone/monument company and the tagline was "Look Ahead to Spring!" It was quite amusing.
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Male 294
hhah the time one was really cool, some crackpots ready to time travel!
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Male 1,036
very funny! only used once......dentures...
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Female 18
"Speaks Spanish"
"Not for sale"
LOL
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Female 662
I`d go back in time with that guy. Haha.
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Female 859
LOL
I`ll go back in time with ya.
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Male 10,440
They missed this one!

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Female 1,984
"China cabinet buffet (...) few cat scratches but cat has been killed"

Oo

These were hilarious!... and disturbing.

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Female 169
i know i sound extremely stupid,but the first guy claims he went back in time once before,anyone want to ask this dude how he did it???
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Male 334
lol, but the cat has been killed. heck, id buy those cabnits. "hey, ill buy these from ya but ONLY if you kill another cat."
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Female 657
drat YEAH. Seems like Dr. Who finally discovered what wanted ads were. I`d be all kinds of over that. :3
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Male 1,584
i like how on some of them you can see right through the black marker the person used to cross out the number. haha.
also i wouldn`t mind an old person. It`s kinda like an old dog that cant do anything anymore only you can talk to it.
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Female 254
WHITE TRASH COMPACTOR. AHAHAHHAAHa
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Male 3,296
"China cabinet buffet (...) few cat scratches but cat has been killed"

hehe best ever. but jay leno does this every monday
at around 11:45

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Female 215
I agree with Xiquiripat. If I`m going to be f*cking up the space-time continuum, I might as well be sure I have some spending money.
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Male 2,422
If I`m going to be time traveling I want half up front.
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Male 26
mammogram dishwasher?
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Male 668
^Integra. ouu. I recently bought one lol.
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Female 531
here`s a good one i found on linkinn a long time ago
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/m...
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Male 4,393
"For Sale: collection of old people... :P
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Female 180
I`ve always wanted to post something funny in the paper. Like...

`Lost owner. 5`2, 113lbs, red hair, smells like vanilla. We are out of foods. Please find her. x_x`

I dunno. I just woke up. I can`t be funny. x_x

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Female 4,447
lmao to all of them. Crazy, crazy people.
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Female 53
my used toilet paper is better
that tombstone might be good for my aunts cat
his name is Gravy
unfortunately she killed him after he messed up her china cabinet
i think he wanted that partially eaten turkey...
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Male 5,970
hahahaha, lol at the not for sale car
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Female 1,407
"China cabinet buffet (...) few cat scratches but cat has been killed"

That one was tops, I lol`d so much. That made my crappy week all better. ^_^

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Female 1,002

YOU THE MAN NOW DOG
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Male 2,344
Hahaa I liked `em all!
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Male 2,506
lmfao the back in time one was awsome
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Male 1,152
lmao the soccer ball, sined by pele...one of the greatest soccer players of all time or some guy named peter...hahahah that one got me good
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Male 101
Haha, thats what I thought when I read that link too Sweetgun. I remember that one :D
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Male 3,369
The time travel one is ancient..its been on the internet forever...BUT..I still smirk everytime I read it. Classic!
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Female 432
thanks for tha laugh XD
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Male 95
I know how you can use the skull twice
Skull Bong
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Female 738
I want to go back in time!

Sign me up!

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Female 173
Those were hilarious x3.

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Female 1,231
If it didn`t cost so much, I`d put half of those in every newspaper I could find. >.>
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Male 244
I want some 8 day old turkey.
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Male 142
The time travel one has already been a full blown fad.
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Male 645
I would find this funny but I just can`t approve the murder of cats.
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Female 2,196
I wanted to call some of those numbers to see if they were serious.
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Female 127
I want to know how did the person in the first ad go back in time.
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Female 93
^.~ I totally want the urine smellin` mattress.

hellz yeah! dreaming of golden showers has never been easier

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Female 52
Must bring own weapons?? I`m there baby!
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Male 128
they missed jimmy Carr`s

"wanted: 30 chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke"

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Female 304
Finally a product for me!
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Male 72
lmao loved it, that was very good.
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Male 288
Apparently grave robbers love the classifieds... trying to sell a skull, tombstone, and casket?
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Male 366
"Used Mattress...Slight urine smell... XD
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Male 626
chaitanya: "i think i will buy the skull only used once. and how can you use it twice?"

Give it to /b/chan, they know a way...

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Female 649
haha funny, i liked it xD
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Male 626
I had to look up what was funny about the Mammogram dish washer <.< Not many guys would of got it i am guessing.

I seen the tombstone one before but still funny! :-D

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Male 216
i think i will buy the skull only used once. and how can you use it twice?
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Female 217
Lol, they forgot the "ZOMBIES: SEEKING BRAINS" one.
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Female 4,225
Those were funny. I like my first laugh of the day.
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Male 2,216
The "only used once" casket is a funeral home casket, its used to display the deceased in the chapel of rest before its put in the burial coffin.

Still creepy though! lol

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Male 109
ive seen some of these before but still a good collection. "like new, slight urine smell" lol
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Male 592
cat has been killed!
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Female 309
Well, I must say that I`d very much like a collection of old people...
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Male 264
Link: 15 Wackiest Classified Ads [Rate Link] - ``Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me.``
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